"Brother Liu, look, I'm VIP now, can you treat me now?"

"Of course you can, you and this is my supreme user." Liu Yu waved his hand, "By the way, do you want to go to the door for medical treatment or do you want to go to the doctor?" ”

"Huh? Can you still go to the doctor? "Huang Jian is overjoyed, of course it would be good to let the doctor go to the home for treatment, after all, if his disease is accidentally known by others, he can't hang it on his face." Of course, I have to go to the clinic, by the way, my address is xxxxxxxx. ”

"Oh okay, I'll go over now. By the way, prepare a large table of wine and food at noon, and you can make it for 10 people if you don't have much, and I will stay for dinner at noon. Looking at the time, it was already 8:15, Liu Yu said.

"Okay, okay." Not much? Just 10 people? Not many go to Nima!

"Oh, by the way, you called and took up my phone bill, and I will charge a thousand or eight hundred in a while."

"Okay, okay." Huang Jian rolled his eyes, this is the 50s of the 21st century, and I have never heard of answering the phone and asking for money, isn't this a cheat?

"Okay, okay, I won't say much, remember to put money into my card for a while, 100,000 VIP 100,000 for medical treatment, you know the account, don't talk about it."

"Okay, okay Nima! Do you need money to go to the doctor? After reacting, Huang Jian regretted that his intestines were blue, he knew that he would have come to the door directly, and now he has to pay 100,000 more, you and I are opening a bank, brother, you can't finish your surname at one time? Huang Jian wanted to say something, but found that the phone had already hung up.

"Ahhh

Laughed and hung up the phone, but I didn't expect to pit hundreds of thousands more, and my brother is now about to enter the ranks of millionaires, "Ahhhh Seeing that refined face that was so close at hand, Liu Yu was almost scared.

"Hey, hey." Yun Ting raised her willow eyebrows, looking like a female hooligan, "I just saw that you made a lot of money, do you think that as your great landlord, should you have a share or a big red envelope?" ”

There is no one to ask for money, there is a kind of forcible annihilation of me, and by the way, call a few beautiful girls ** me, I will not obey you. "Uh, Sister Yunting, you heard it wrong, how can there be any money, I'm so kind and simple"

"Stop, stop!" Thinking of Liu Yu's confession, Yunting was about to vomit, and the jade finger pointed at Liu Yu, her beautiful eyes glared, "You will get 200,000 yuan at once, you must treat me to a big dinner at night!" ”

Think I, Liu Yu, am a notoriously stingy miser, and want to take benefits from my mouth? No way! But I still left you a window, as long as you are my woman, Shenma is easy to discuss! "Hahaha" Liu Yu hurriedly snorted, and his body began to run away, "That Sister Yunting, you misunderstood, that is one of my actor buddies, just said the lines, I'm so poor, ah, I have a bad urgency." With that, he fled the door.

"Hmph." Watching Liu Yu snatch the door away, Yun Ting pouted and snorted, why don't you go to the toilet if you have an urgent need to urinate? I miss Zhang Yunting, a big beauty, how many school grass officials and rich second generations squeezed the door and wanted to invite this girl to dinner, I didn't agree, give you such a good opportunity, you actually gave up! Damn Liu Yu, evil Liu Yu, why are you so stingy!

Zhang Yunting didn't know that Liu Yu had already planted a seed in her heart, as long as it was nourished by practice, it would be able to take root one day sooner or later, so that it would always be rooted in that piece of heaven and earth.

When I heard about the sunset community where Huang Jian was located, Liu Yu was helpless, this place was a little far away, right? It seems that you must have a car of your own, how can you be a little rich man without a car?

Liu Yu's eyes suddenly became firm, he must buy it!

After spending dozens of minutes, a brand-new car was racing on the road, feeling the wind blowing in his face, Liu Yu sighed infinitely in his heart, brother is also a car owner now, hehe, brother not only has a car, but also has his own!

That's right! Liu Yu just bought a bicycle, or the cheapest kind!

But that's not what it means!

If only it worked, but it's brand new!

Stepping on the pedal, the chain turned desperately "blabla hula", and suddenly turned into a gust of wind and drifted towards the sunset community

9 a.m., 10 a.m., 11 a.m., 12 p.m

Huang Jian waited for 4 hours before he saw that Liu Yu was late. Elder brother! What kind of fart are you, if Lao Tzu's illness was urgent, he would have died a death!

"Oops, hey, I'm sorry, Mr. Huang, there's a traffic jam on the road!" Liu Yu looked at Huang Jian and snorted, looking innocent.

Huang Jian looked at the 200 yuan bicycle parked at the door, his face twitched, the road is really congested today, and he can't even pass the bicycle. Although he despised it in his heart, Huang Jian still had a smile on his face, and with that height of one meter five, he had a funny feeling, and asked cautiously: "Uh, hehehe, Brother Liu, do you think you will treat me now?" ”

"Cure a fart, I'm starving to death, take me to eat first."

“”

At the dinner table, seeing Liu Yu's gobbling speed, Huang Jian was shocked! This guy can eat more than a pig, 7 dishes and 2 soups were almost all swallowed by Liu Yu, and poor Huang Jian ate 3 percent full.

After the meal, Huang Jian also became impatient, and wanted Liu Yu to treat him immediately, after all, he had paid 200,000 yuan, uh, and a thousand yuan in phone bills, if Liu Yu died, wouldn't this be a cheat?

Pouting, Liu Yu looked at Huang Jian seriously, "Mr. Huang, to be honest, your disease is not easy to treat, when you were young, you had too much silver, and then you had too much sex, although you didn't see anything unusual at first, now that you are middle-aged, this disease will come out immediately, do you usually feel backache and weakness, and you don't urinate happily?" ”

"Yes, yes," although his face was a little embarrassed, Huang Jian still said it, "Then Brother Liu, can you still treat this disease?" ”

"Of course, who am I? I am a generation of medical immortal Liu Yu, specializing in the treatment of colds, fevers, runny noses, coughs, coughs, coughs, kidney deficiency, premature ejaculation and impotence"

“”

"Don't worry!" Speaking of this, Liu Yu suddenly became serious, "You are a typical premature ejaculation caused by kidney deficiency, and the lack of vitality in the body leads to a decrease in stamina, by the way, you also have symptoms of prostate hypertrophy, which is a problem that causes you to urinate unfavorably, I can cure these." ”

"Great, Brother Liu, then I'll trouble you." Huang Jian was overjoyed, as long as Liu Yu could cure his illness, he would be able to play with women again in the future, when he thought of that kind of ** feeling, the second master suddenly had a tendency to raise his head.

"Okay, let's talk about the price." Liu Yu copied it with his backhand, and he didn't know where he got the paper and pen, "150,000 prostate, 200,000 yuan to replenish vitality, 250,000 kidney deficiency, 300,000 premature ejaculation, a total of 900,000, count you cheaper, just a whole number of 1 million." ”

"Very good, Huang Jian became impotent in an instant.

Thank you for your great support, thank you!

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