Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Fat Man Arrives
This is the first time Zhang He has seen a fat man, and the fat man has a fight with the appearance of the company's President Li, but the fat man does not have the image of a successful person in a brand-name suit and tie of Mr. Li, and replaces it with a long-sleeved T-shirt and wide slacks.
The fat man is not tall, about 1.72 meters in general, but the tonnage is bullish, Zhang He estimates that there are more than 170 pounds, the short and flat head does not make the fat man's face look full of fierceness, but makes his pair of mouse eyes that turn around look thief.
If you don't look at his rich facial expressions, don't look at his figure as the overlord of Xichu, and just listen to his laughter, you will definitely think that this is a hearty laugh made by a happy man, but if you see his smile, you will feel that his smile belongs to the kind that men can understand at a glance.
Lewd, very obscene!
The fat man doesn't look good, but his girlfriend makes Zhang He and even Ma Junmei shocked, this girl is not too much to describe with natural beauty, at a glance at the skin, you know that it is the kind of beauty without any cosmetics, the standard melon seed face, the pigtails all over the head look very lively, plus a fashionable hip-hop dance costume, it looks not only domineering, but also very foreign, completely worthy of the name "Xiao Lingling".
If it weren't for the fat man who blew himself up to be 23 years old this year, Xiao Lingling is 22 years old, the two were classmates in college, I am afraid that Zhang He and Ma Junmei will think that they are the relationship between the master and the second grandmother.
The fat man and Xiao Lingling's things are loaded with a whole pickup truck outside, which is not only many and heavy, but also has no practical value, such as: "hula hoop, pressure cooker, curtain cloth, radio, leather sofa, puzzle plastic carpet, speaker...... The most amazing thing is that there are actually two large glass fish tanks, and there are red fish in them, and Zhang He felt a little tired when he moved to the second floor.
The fat man was completely sweating, Xiao Lingling was holding a towel to help him wipe his sweat, in fact, he was not wiping the sweat, but wiping the fat man's pumpkin belly, and finally Xiao Lingling didn't know whether she was tired or impatient, so she threw away the wet towel, and Zhang He almost fainted at that time - the towel hung on the fat man's stomach and never fell off.
After working for a while, Room 1 on the second floor was set off by Xiao Lingling's skillful hands and many gadgets, and it actually rejuvenated the second spring of the old house, and the whole room looked like a warm cottage with exquisite fashion and taste.
Even Zhang He felt that this room really had a sense of "home".
"I'm leaving, what do you need to call." Ma Junmei came chicly and flashed quickly.
The fat man was obviously very hospitable: "Brother, thank you today, how about staying and eating together in the evening?" Try my craft, let's have a barbecue and beer tonight! ”
Zhang He originally planned to refuse, but when he heard the words barbecue and beer, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva, he had almost eaten instant noodles at Qiao Noodle Restaurant for almost a month, and his face was a little pale due to malnutrition, so he couldn't say the words of refusal.
This night, the fat man put the barbecue grill in the courtyard on the first floor, grilled lamb skewers, grilled chicken wings, grilled potatoes, and grilled tomatoes...... Sprinkled with salt, oiled, and gradually turning reddened on the charcoal fire, the fat man took an oil brush and smeared and smeared, the action was very professional, and constantly took out bottles and cans to add monosodium glutamate, pepper, cumin, fennel, chili oil, and finally sprinkled with chopped green onions.
For Zhang He, who has hardly eaten meat for a month, this is no longer the temptation of Chiguoguo, but a cruel abuse.
And now he understands why such a big living beauty would fall in love with the ugly material of the fat man, these days, the similarity between PK and pickle girl is that you have to have two hits at the critical moment.
Xiao Lingling really belongs to the spicy girl who loves to move and live, watching the fat man barbecue with great interest, singing and dancing around the fat man, as if the stars in the night sky are also dancing around her, she runs upstairs from time to time to move out of the bench to get beer, and laughter has been filling this deserted courtyard for a long time.
Zhang He didn't disturb their two-person world, he just looked at them from afar, his eyes were a little distracted, no one knew what he was thinking, maybe this kind of thing was really good, but it was so far away for him, he was used to the ordinary and frugal real life, and there would never be a trace of waves, maybe only in "Dynasty" could he find himself......
This barbecue dinner was full of oil in Zhang He's mouth, since it was a new neighbor's treat, Zhang He was not polite, Tsingtao beer drank 5 directly, which surprised the fat man, this guy is not a natural big wine tank, 5 bottles of wine under the stomach actually did not change color.
After the wine was dispersed, Zhang He returned to the room and lay down comfortably, and then entered "Dynasty" online.
Zhang He was resurrected at the Sansheng Stone in Huima Town Square, checked the status bar, and sure enough, it dropped one level and became level 27.
At this time, a white carrier pigeon flew in, and after Zhang He opened the note in the pigeon ring, he strode towards the town market.
"Juyi Building" is located in the most prosperous area of the bazaar, is the largest restaurant in Huima Town, in the antique decoration, Zhong Shuman sat alone between the red lantern and the bamboo curtain, she is not the same as other female players, the table ordered half a roast chicken and a plate of cooked beef, Zhong Shuman gulped meat, a big bowl of wine, the wine is not the kind of "ice jade" that most female players love, but the extremely strong and spicy "burning knife", as soon as you drink it, there seems to be a fire in the stomach.
Zhang He, who was sitting opposite her, would not be polite, and directly tore the roast chicken with his bare hands to eat, of course, the food in "Dynasty" will not be real food, but it can supplement a certain physique, and it is delicious, which is far beyond the real world.
After the two ate and drank for a while, Zhang He was a little surprised by Zhong Schumann's amount of alcohol, and when he burned the knife for a pound, the woman's face did not change, and her speech was clear: "I'm very sorry for what happened last night." ”
Zhang He said: "It's not you who hung me." ”
Zhong Shumann said: "But the person was introduced by me, and you were also brought by me, so ......"
"So you're sorry and you're done with a meal?" Zhang He interrupted her coldly.
Looking at Zhang He's cold expression, Zhong Shuman was not angry, but wanted to laugh, because the other party's reaction showed at least one thing, this recovery of Taiwan by force is by no means a good stubble that can be dismissed with soft words, obviously it is to remember the cloud guests on the side of the famous town, but Zhong Shuman just likes to deal with people like him.
She doesn't like people who are coy, and she is very convinced of Mr. Lu Xun's famous saying: those who damage other people's teeth and eyes, but oppose revenge, advocate tolerance, and never approach him.
Kill when you should kill, never be soft, but if you can't kill, you have to endure it, and then kill it when you can kill it! In one sentence, it exhausts the true meaning of the cultivation of dynasty players.
"And what do you want?" Zhong Schumann looked at each other.
Zhang He spread his hands and said: "You don't know, how difficult it is for me to practice to level 28, if I hadn't gotten the brocade box yesterday afternoon, that thing would have already arrived at the Qingcheng Mountain General Altar of the Qingcheng faction, I don't believe that Yunzhongke is so powerful that he can destroy Qingcheng Sixiu and thousands of disciples by himself, and then Weiyuan Dart Bureau and Yunzhongke can't cry." ”
Zhong Shuman nodded, Zhang He's assumption was very reasonable.
Zhang He said: "I took the brocade box and hid in the province like a rat crossing the street, is it easy for me to meet you in the end?" ”
If Zhong Shuman can't hear the meaning of this anymore, it will be nonsense: "Okay, don't complain, make a price, right?" It is worth compensating you for your hard work and losses. ”
Zhang He said coldly: "If I want to make a price, it depends on who it is for." ”
Zhong Shuman's tone was also very stiff: "Then what if it is opened to me?" ”
Zhang He glanced at her again: "It's also a loose man, if I talk about yellow and white things, won't it insult the chivalrous name of your generation of heroines?" ”
Zhong Shuman was angry and funny: "I can't see that your mouth is very powerful, and you actually want me to drill your trick with your rhetoric, okay, I don't know what you are a novice to think about, oh, take it, I have prepared it for you." ”
Zhang He took a yellow booklet she handed over, looked down, and sure enough, it was a martial arts secret book.
"Walking on the Song", use requirements: 30 levels, 30 points of internal strength, 20 points of body method, effect: thousands of flowers in the bush, the leaves do not stick to the body.
Zhang He was overjoyed, it turned out to be a book of light skills, but all light skills cheats generally only indicate the requirements for use, and the real effect cannot be reflected in data, only the players themselves go to practice, explore, and experience one by one.
But this cheats are very valuable, under normal circumstances, most of the most basic light skills are acceleration, plus bounce force, plus change frequency, that is, at about level 30 to lay the foundation for the future practice of real light skills, and really have a variety of foundations before you can practice "Flying on the Grass", "Floating on the Water" and other light skills, at that time the player is generally around level 3 to 60, only when it reaches that level, the body can support the needs of light power.
And now this "Walking Song" casual cultivation player can practice at level 30, which can be said to be a small masterpiece in the light skill cheats, in other words, this is not something that can be bought with money.
Of course, since you can practice at level 30, the actual effect is also limited, and only hard training skill levels is the best policy.
"Are you willing to give me this?" Zhang He was suspicious, he was used to doing business, he has always pursued the principle of "reciprocity and fairness", and never believed that there was a pie in the sky.
Zhong Shuman said with a straight face: "You have become so wordy as a mother-in-law for a long time?" You don't seem to be too happy to send you? ”
Zhang He sighed secretly, he owed someone a favor again, thought about it, grabbed a handful of garlic from the baggage, and played with Jiang Youjun and teasing you: "Little meaning, I'll give you some too." ”
Zhong Shuman took the medicine and looked at it, and said: "The name is a little interesting, and the effect is not bad, since you want to send it, I don't plan to be polite, accept it!" ”
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