Chapter 45: Midnight Anecdotes
At night, two sneaky figures touched the Maple Leaf Squad's station at Moshar Farm. Just like in martial arts novels, some of the more glamorous professions that start to be active in the dead of night
It was none other than the Blue God Xie Feng who went to the party and came back late after making trouble. By the time they returned to the team's quarters, everyone had already returned to their small tents to rest. The two of them were too embarrassed to disturb them, so they only slipped in.
The blue god said softly, "It seems that today's battle is very fierce, and I actually fell asleep so early." β
Xie Feng pursed his lips and said angrily: "When is this?" Is it early? You've ruined our team's reputation tonight. He wasn't talking to the Blue God as politely as he used to be.
This gentleman's performance tonight impressed Xie Feng!! The image that had been established in Xie Feng's mind before collapsed.
I used to think that he was a mature and steady person. I didn't expect to be drunk tonight, and my true form was revealed!! The whole sullen master!
This powerful person poured two taels of cat urine, and actually pulled up a meat joke about the sad love and the crazy talker. And his skills are not shallow, and the two of them were sad for love and almost apprenticed on the spot. Although he was stopped by everyone, he still had a thief's heart and planned to talk to those two by candle and night, and cultivate these two well. In the end, Xie Feng couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled him back.
No, it's still unsatisfying~~
"Cut, it's hard to find two like-minded brothers, but they don't even let us talk about it properly~" Blue God didn't care.
'Like-minded?~' Xie Feng was speechless
'I'm not going to talk to you, there's a meeting tomorrow morning.' After saying that, he opened his tent curtain and walked in.
'Who's?' Xie Feng almost went crazy
Xie Feng didn't feel sleepy, he sat down against his camping tent, thought about what had happened in the past few days, and then took out a thick notebook from his backpack and read it.
On the cover of this notebook are several large characters that look like ghost drawings. After studying it carefully for a long time, I can even guess it.
Just three words - Yamaguchiyama!
The notes are all about his experience of traveling through the World of Warcraft in the past few years, as well as the background stories, heroic biographies, and anecdotes of various Azeroth worlds scavenged from Du Niang and NGA forums.
Why are you writing these?
These contents are almost a heavenly book for the game world he is in now!!
This notebook is something he has been writing since he entered the game. This book contains almost all of the development of the world of Azeroth before the Battle of Icecrown!! Any event, big or small, that has a little impact on the situation on the mainland, that has happened, will happen, and that does not even have a shadow can be found in this notebook.
The reason why Xie Feng wrote this notebook was that he was afraid that he would forget some things that were not very impressive for a long time in the future, so he deliberately recorded them. In his words:
'Even foreknowledge of any small thing in advance has the potential to bring unparalleled gains!' β
If the content of this book spreads, I believe that the crow Medivan will also come to Xie Feng to apprentice!!
But how could Xie Feng not guard against this? The power of a prophet is possessed by oneself alone. If it pops up again, it will become an abusive text.
In order to prevent the loss of content in the book, he racked his brains and came up with several painful methods.
First, the content is chaotic and disorderly, he writes whatever comes to mind according to his own memories, and has no clue at all.
2. A bunch of game terms that worked in past lives. No one could read but him.
Third, he used his earth-shattering, weeping calligraphy to write.
In this way, he was not at ease, and added a few layers of insurance.
What kind of text is used?
Traditional Chinese for half-hangers!!
What kind of calligraphy is used?
Self-created Hsieh's Wild Grass!!
The most important thing is the pen he uses - the brush!!
What happened to the brush?
The brush is not much, the problem is that he is not using an ordinary wolf hair. It's a quill used in the Middle Ages in Europe!!
You can imagine that Xie Feng uses half-hung traditional Chinese, interspersed with a bunch of game-specific terms, holds a quill, and writes haphazard notes in wild grass that he has never used. Even if Xie Feng saw it himself, he even guessed it
Just like that, in the moonlight, I reviewed my magnum opus. Then I put the notes together and recalled in my mind again if there was anything I had forgotten that I hadn't written.
Just as Xie Feng was deep in thought, a huge bull's face suddenly appeared in the tent next to him, making Xie Feng jump up in fright.
took two steps back, instinctively put on a defensive posture, and Xie Feng came back to his senses, this is not the Hell Demon Minotaur Horse Face, but the Minotaur Man!!
After a closer look, judging from Nasao Bao's hairstyle and braids, this is the new exiled Xiaosa.
On the other side, the exiled Xiao Sa came out and rubbed his eyes, and also found Xie Feng who was posing next to him.
The thing jumped back in an instant, protected his chest with both hands, and said to Xie Feng in a sharp voice:
'Y-what do you want to do?' Are you preparing to attack me at night?? β
When Xie Feng heard this, he immediately collapsed!!
In a fit of rage, he didn't care about the dead of night, and when he was noisy until the others were resting, he scolded the exiled Xiaosa:
'I'm going to attack you at night!!' β
This howl broke through the silence of the night, and the whole farm was clearly audible.
Suddenly, the camp was boiling.
'TNND, the ghost who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night is called Mao? Disturb grandpa's spring dream!! β
'I'll give you a lung!!' Let not let people sleep?? β
'I'm Β₯! @#%β¦β¦β
'Night Raid? This fucking warsong tribe~ Who dares to attack at night? β
'Is it the Alliance?? The Coalition is calling??? β
Xie Feng didn't see it well, turned around and ran quickly into his tent.
Before entering, my eyes rolled to the idea of a ghostly idea. I saw that he was still waking up, and he smiled evilly at Xiao Sa, who was in a daze, and it was a sanction hammer to his head!!
Suddenly, Xiao Sa, who was in a daze, was knocked out by Xie Feng's hammer.
After Xie Feng threw the hammer, he quickly dodged in and pulled up the curtain deadly.
After a while, the sound of a group of chaotic footsteps outside sounded.
'Where?? β
'What about the bastard?' β
'Listen to the sound'
Finally, a group of people found Xiao Sa, who had just been freed from vertigo.
'Here's it!' β
'That's all there is to cry about!!' β
'Don't you want to be a bull's head?' β
'Who do you care?' Anyway, Lao Tzu is on fire!! Damn it! That's him!! Flat him!! β
Exiled Sa: 'Hey!' Hey, hey! What do you do? β
'What?' Lao Tzu wants to put out the fire!! β
βpingοΌ β
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'Help! β
'Boom! β
'Flaming Red Lips!!' β
'Thousand years of killing!!' β
'Ahh β
'Xie Feng!! Oops~ I'm not done with you!! β
After about a minute, the outside slowly stopped.
Xie Feng, who was hiding in the tent, was still afraid that it would not be safe, so he waited for a while, and slowly poked his head out to look at the situation outside.
I saw several people in the team pointing around a monster that was no longer humanoid.
Xie Feng squinted his eyes for a long time before he could barely recognize that it was the exiled Xiao Sa.
The Hellboy apparently recognized it as well. I saw him take out a piece of healing candy from his pocket and stuff it into Xiao Sa's mouth. Then he took up his tail and dragged him into his tent, and then clapped his hands and said to the people:
'It's all right! Let's wash and sleep!! β
Xie Feng retracted his head, covered the tent door, then took a deep breath and quickly inserted his head into the blanket
'Whew! Hmph~he~~~Hahaha!! β