Yesterday Moon Bay was drinking, and Lori Shemale Chess looked frustrated and asked herself if she wanted any special services: Hou Cai is estimated to be so special. Ye Hang opened the bedroom door and went out, helped the sofa to find underwear, after wearing underwear, Ye Hang felt that this place seemed very familiar. It should be very familiar.

In China, I don't seem to have the experience of finding a woman...... Ye Hang turned his head and saw an oil painting, well, this oil painting is also very familiar. I am preparing to put on pants. A cold sweat flowed from Ye Hang's forehead, and he turned his head to look at the oil painting at the speed of light. In the next second, Ye Hang lost his pants and stuffed his hands into his mouth, with infinite horror on his face:

No, no! Isn't it enough to have a bad dad yesterday? Ye Hang held his breath, walked to the bedroom on tiptoe, and then gently lifted the quilt. Yue Yue lay on the quilt with a smile.

Ye Hang jumped on tiptoe twice on the spot, as professional as a ballet actress. Then he hurried to the window. Grab two handfuls of hair, and then quickly run back and lift the quilt to take another look. Ye Hanghammer knelt on his knees and went to the side of the bed, and two tears slipped down. God, are you mistaken: people can be moldy, but can they be moldy? As a Chinese-American, he knew exactly what chastity meant to a small number of Chinese women

Ye Hang hurriedly passed through Yue Yue's life fragments, it seems that Yue Yue had a crush on a boy in high school, and he didn't even have a formal boyfriend, Ye Hang was very animal and raised a hope. Gao Shuai, this beast, should have poisoned Yue Yue a long time ago, right? Gently lift the quilt to look for it, there is no blood.

But looking at the distribution of clothes, the battle should have taken place in the living room: Ye Hang tiptoed to the living room, and then knelt down in front of the sofa. It's really a virgin: But there is still the last ray of hope, Ye Hang looked for Yue Yue's pants, and found no signs of sanitary napkins.

What to do? Ye Hang immediately lost the six gods, and Zhang Dong and Ye Ziqun were all left behind. He had already imagined Yue Yue having a showdown with him. As a gentleman's pride, it certainly wouldn't be so irresponsible. Do you want to get married for the third time? Please, my first wife is an international supermodel, and her ass insurance is worth 500 million. Her second wife is a celebrity. His third wife...... Ye Hang knelt down and looked at Yue Yue, an illegitimate daughter, whose IQ may not have exceeded one hundred. The average IQ of having a child will not be less than 15, right? As a quasi-Chinese, Ye Hang knows very well how a girl like Yue Yue values chastity.

Ye Hang's brain was working very quickly, but it was running in a pulp. I am not a beast, I am a gentleman with moral standards, and I will never allow myself to leave

According to the English writer Wilson, a gentleman should be: pious, morally obedient, brave and helpful, daring to tell the truth, and daring to sacrifice himself if faced with disaster. The aristocracy is a model of social morality, the spiritual pillar of the country, and the responsibility and responsibility of one.

If I clean up the scene, will Yue Yue find nothing? Ye Hang even jumped out of his mind with bleach, which was the easiest way to destroy Zhen Q. And "

……… Ye Hang suddenly said in surprise that he thought of something. Yesterday I was in that state, Yue Yue was in the state of menstruation, and it was impossible to have any contraceptive measures. The first priority is emergency contraception. But this thing is no better than explosives, it doesn't mean that you can have it.

No matter how much it is, go buy medicine first...... But the question is, is there a pharmacy open so early in the morning? Ye Hang took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his pig teammates: "Send the silent medicine to me as soon as possible:" The text message added a concave S...... It's a super urgent codeword.

Do this well, Ye Hang grabbed his clothes and pants and ran away, and then didn't run and wait for the beating!

Ye Hang didn't even wear shoes, so he went home directly with them in his hand. Closing the door and leaning his back against the door, Ye Hang found himself in a cold sweat and his mouth was dry. Looking at the door of Xu Kai's room, it seemed that he was still sleeping, Ye Hang hurriedly ran towards his room. But for the first time in the living room...... feet, and forgot that this living room and Yue Yue's living room are two different things. So he slipped and slammed his body into the coffee table: the cup of the coffee table fell to the ground. ..., Ye Hang prayed to see the two glasses fall to the ground for a moment, not to make a sound. It turns out that the cup does not believe in God, the cup is broken, and at such a time as six o'clock in the morning, the stomach is cleared...... Very.

Xu opened the door, Xu Kai put on his pajamas, squinted his eyes like a hanged ghost and asked, "Go out so early?" He looked at the clockmaker in the living room

"Eun!" Ye Hang nodded, and stood up with the pain in his knees: "Go to sleep, go to sleep: handsome men fall asleep." ”

"Oh!" Xu Kai turned around.

"Wait!" Ye Hang stopped Xu Kai and asked after thinking for a long time: "Xu Kai, this Chinese is already very open now, right?" When something happens between friends, everyone knows what's going on, right? ”

"I see the object......

Xu Kai walked into the demon house and released water. I almost forgot what I was doing when I got up.

"Xu Kai." Ye Hang leaned near the bathroom and asked, "A friend of mine, the king of hackers, slept with a Chinese girl yesterday. But I didn't expect the other party to be a virgin: he asked me what to do? ”

"People under the age of eighteen buy high-end clothes." Xu Kai lifted his pants and added: "If you are under the age of sixteen, please have a meal of KFC or buy a mobile phone." ”

Ye Hang diligently helped flush the toilet and asked, "What if it's about twenty-five?" ”

"That's a problem." Xu Kai said leisurely: "Let your friend prepare to get married." Unless he wants to run away like a brute, living in the hatred of others and his own guilt for the rest of his life. ”

"Are there any exceptions?" Ye Hang asked.

"Yes."

"What?" Ye Hang rose hope.

"The woman can't think of suicide." Xu opened and closed the door: "Sleep......"

Suicide? Ye Hang saw Yue Yue standing on the top floor of the Empire State Building in his mind, and then he was full of accusations against himself, "According to physical calculations, the body is basically shattered. Nagging nag , nagging M, I can't do it myself. Ye Hang's mind appeared that he was standing on the Empire State Building in a wedding dress and was about to jump, but he couldn't do it.

Ye Hang grabbed his clothes and sat on the sofa in the living room in a daze, getting married. To say that Yue Yue is still a good object. Such a Chinese girl is at ease. The looks are not bad, and they are not too stupid: Zi Si admitted that he saw Yue Yue several times and had thoughts of thinking about it. He is in good shape and has a strong ...... -- ......

"Boom, boom!" There was a slamming sound outside the door.

Xu Kai jumped out of the door of the room and shouted: "Who! "Don't let people sleep?

"......" resolutely slammed the door.

"I'm coming!" Ye Hang took a deep breath, as a man, since he did it, he had to bear it. And not a bad choice. My parents want to have a Chinese wife. Let's talk about it first, who has not been married since ancient times. Ye Hang opened the door and saw Yue Yue in pajamas, there was a ding, the button was not buttoned properly, and the little white rabbit could be seen: Ye Hang coughed and said, "Yue Yue, I ......"

“！” Yue Yue slammed her fist Ye Hang's left cheek. Then he kicked Ye Hang's chest. Ye Hangren didn't feel any pain when he flew backwards, but he felt as if there was something strange in his bones.

Xu Kai only saw Ye Hang flying in the air, as if he was attacked by Feiyan, and after flying three meters, his body smashed on the sofa: a mouthful of blood spurted out of Ye Hang's mouth. Yue Yue shook it hard...... The door is gone: only Ye Hang, who is coughing and spitting blood, and Xu Kai, who is stunned, are left.

"Ahem!" Ye Hang coughed up the blood mist:

"Hold on." Xu Kai reacted at this time, this is not a demon hunt, it is a real fight. Xu Kai called: "1120?" Excuse me, 602 has an emergency. Kindness...... Seriously injured, was hit in the chest by a heavy object of more than 500 catties...... - ...... Your mother's roof just collapsed. ”

"Hold on!" Xu Kaifei quickly went to the bathroom, looked at Ye Hang's towel, looked at his own towel, and ruthlessly wiped Ye Hang's mouth with the towel he had just changed. Then I saw that Ye Hang's face was pale, and he was a little at a loss. Chest compression, people's ribs seem to be almost broken: artificial respiration, it doesn't seem to have reached that point. Xu Kai is entangled, he only has ordinary first-aid knowledge, not first-aid knowledge of internal injuries. If Ye Hang doesn't have breathing and heartbeat, he can still do it. This breathing and heartbeat, what can I do with myself? ..., Xu Kai took out the phone and dialed the phone of Pig Man: "Pig Pig!" ”

"Huh?"

"Yue Yue and Ye Hang fought."

"Bastard, I don't want to see you for the rest of my life......" Pigman yelled: slamming the phone directly against the wall.

"Nani?" Ye Kai took the phone and was stunned on the spot. I haven't done anything, why am I called a bastard?

Ye Hang grabbed Xu Kai's hand, coughed twice and said with difficulty: "Xu Kai, ......"

"Don't talk, you usually have to be on crutches when you finish talking on TV." Xu Kai felt that Ye Hang's palms were getting colder and colder

"If you want to say it, you have to say it." Ye Hang broke open and said, "I, I've always admired you. It's true. Even if I don't admit it, it's a fact that you're better than me in some places. I...... If I die, don't let it sink there. You're going to have to fight hard

I've always wanted to steal the American Declaration of Independence and put my big name on it. I'm telling you, people live a lifetime, and ordinary people are ordinary people. We're going to go on a bang:"

"I promise you, if you die, I'll steal the Declaration of Independence and burn it for you."

"You idiot, it's a copper tablet, it can't be burned," Ye Hang coughed twice and said: "I have a lot of money, you can use it as a fund: remember to engrave the word lightning cat on the signature of the Declaration of Independence:"

"Eun." Xu Kai shouted: "Doctor! ”

"Don't scream, I'm a doctor, do you say people have souls?" Ye Hang's eyes were sloppy and asked:

"There should be!"

"You didn't lie to me?"

"I kid you not......"

"Well, I can monitor your movements. Otherwise, what if you take the money and don't steal the Declaration of Independence? Xu Kai, I'm really worried about your character. Ye Hang felt very guilty about his dying villain's heart.

Xu Kaiman nodded with tears in his eyes: "I don't believe in my character either." ”

"I'm running out of breath." Ye Hangdao: "What do you want to say to me?" ”

Xu Kai sobbed and said, "Where is your money?" ”

"I thought about it, and it would be safer to tell you after I die: in case I don't die, you take the money...... -- ...... -- I'm sorry, I can't believe your character when I'm dying."

"As it should be!" Xu Kai said: "Actually, there is one thing that I can't recover from you." ”

"Well, you say, I forgive you," Ye Hang's eyes struggled to open.

"Still don't say it, what if you don't die and settle accounts with me, it's hard to collect it......," Xu Kai swore an oath: "I swear to the earth, I will tell you after you die." ”

(To be continued, you are welcome to come to a certain point to vote for the author, monthly pass, support the author, support the genuine.) )

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Burning Legion's Expedition

"Drop, the host starts the burning expedition of the main quest of the cycle, please lead the Burning Legion and conquer the world! Mr. Sa's soul is silently watching you. ”

Liu Fei was dumbfounded on the spot.

Welcome to the Burning Legion's Expedition: