At 11 o'clock in the afternoon, the four members of the SOLI2 team hooked shoulders and laughed at each other and appeared on time in the training room on the second floor. As soon as they entered the door, they noticed that there was an unfamiliar teenager in the training room, and after glancing at each other, they all showed a sense of vigilance: "Who are you?" How did you come to our Soli2 team's training room? ”

Zhang Xiaohai, who was playing Dota seriously, turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw four people standing at the door, three thin and one fat. After looking at their late but unconscious expressions, he frowned and said unhurriedly: "I am the new captain of your second team, Minister Xiao should have informed you!" ”

"Oh, it turns out that you are our new captain, the moon god Zhang Xiaohai." The four of them immediately showed a sudden expression, and then looked Zhang Xiaohai up and down on the spot, seeing that he did not have three heads and six arms, they immediately ignored Zhang Xiaohai, and walked to their position with a smile as usual.

Zhang Xiaohai was a little annoyed by their ignoring their behavior, and said with a little dissatisfaction: "Anyway, I am also your captain, so we should always get to know each other!! ”

The four of them didn't treat Zhang Xiaohai as a captain at all, and after sneering, the fat Sun Ziqin said quite jokingly. "I advise you not to treat yourself as the captain, this year you are the fourth person who dares to claim to be the captain in front of us, the first three have been forced by us to quit the team automatically, if you still think you are our captain, I will guarantee you to quit the team automatically within a week."

When he said this, the fat Sun Qin's small eyes projected perseverance, which didn't seem to be a joke, and the other three didn't care about the fat man's threatening words, as if it was natural for his teammates to teach the captain a lesson. After they sat down, after starting the computer lazily, one of them, Wang Hao, was thin and tall, turned his head to Zhang Xiaohai and admonished: "If it sounds good, you are the moon god, and if it is ugly, you are just an outdated amateur god." ”

Zhang Xiaohai was a little annoyed, these teammates didn't take themselves seriously at all, and from their words, it could be heard that there were three captains who were forced away by them before him, so Zhang Xiaohai's situation was even more unbearable.

No, if you can't even deal with them, let alone play against a professional team. Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaohai suddenly stood up and raised his throat and said: "Everyone, I, Zhang Xiaohai, admit that I don't have much experience in participating in professional competitions, but one thing you can believe is that as long as you do what I say in the competition, it is not impossible to win the professional championship." ”

For Zhang Xiaohai's confident oath, the four of them smiled noncommittally, Chen Siliang, a young man sitting next to Zhang Xiaohai and wearing slightly white eyes, raised his eye sockets, suddenly stood up, patted Zhang Xiaohai's shoulder, shook his head and said: "Young man, don't overestimate yourself, you can't even enter the first line, and you still want to lead us to win the championship, are you burning out your brain, or are you dreaming in vain, if you really have the ability, you won't be reduced to the second team." ”

was poked in the sore spot, Zhang Xiaohai suddenly clenched his fists, a little unwilling. If you think about it, you are too arrogant. Indeed, a player with ability and strength will not be reduced to the second line. But he has a Dota longitudinal technique, and today's professional circle is most likely to become an existence beyond God, but he was blocked, and he was helplessly reduced to the second line and was laughed at by this gang of dishes.

"I advise you to be like us, quietly in the second line, and have time to engage in side hustles to earn a little money to support yourself, otherwise it will be difficult to get mixed up in Yanjing with the second-line salary alone." The last one to speak was a young man with a little long hair and a cigarette in his mouth, named Xie Chaohui. He clicked on a video on the computer, and then shouted to Zhang Xiaohai: "The one who can lead our team to get ahead in the professional circle is only the water god in today's dota circle, but it's a pity that he is the hottest god recently, how can we come to the second team that is not even bullshit." ”

As he spoke, he stared at a video on the computer and sighed again and again. The other three also leaned their heads over, staring at the video and nodding their heads with thoughtful expressions. Fat Sun Sun Qin even sighed with emotion: "If the water god really comes to our team as the captain, I will make up my mind to lose weight." ”

"How could a god like him come to our second team, don't think about this kind of unrealistic, think about how to record a good video and make some extra money." Xie Chaohui glanced at the fat man noncommittally.

The other two also had helpless expressions. "Everyone has a team, don't think about it."

Looking at their self-pitying expressions, Zhang Xiaohai was a little curious, what was the video they watched, and who was the water god in their mouths, judging from their words, this water god seemed to be very powerful. Zhang Xiaohai walked behind Xie Chaohui unhurriedly, followed their gaze, and finally his eyes fell on the video on the screen, and after just one glance, Zhang Xiaohai was shocked.

The video watched by the four members of Team Soli2 is the video recorded by Xiao Qian [The First Elf of the Ladder Teaches You How to Torture and Kill a Professional Team]. This video has more than 2 million views on Youku, and more than 20,000 replies to the message. The reason why they worship the god of water, in addition to the sharp work and clever tactical command of the god of water, make them envious, and more importantly, let them be envied in the Internet café through this video, so they buried their subconscious in their minds, only the god of water can make them beautiful, so they gradually began to worship the god of water.

After watching this video, Zhang Xiaohai finally remembered the scene that night. "It seems that their ID prefix is soli2.That is to say, these four unreliable teammates in front of them are really the four late actors that night, and the water god they worship in their mouths is not themselves?"

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaohai had a black line, and at that time he shouted that whoever formed a team with them would definitely be pitted, but after going around, he actually formed a team with them, and it seemed that his luck was not ordinary bad luck. Zhang Xiaohai didn't want to tell them that he was the god of water, because he told them that he had a team during the game, and now he was actually reduced to the Soli2 team, wouldn't he be laughed at by them?

Zhang Xiaohai coughed, and raised his voice very pretendly: "Actually, the water god you worship is a vegetable b, and I can torture him to death with one hand." ”

As soon as the words fell, the four people who were watching the video suddenly turned their heads in unison and looked at each other angrily. "What do you say? Dare to scold our idol Water God is dish B, don't you want to stay in this team anymore? ”

The fat Sun Sun Qin shook the fat on his belly, and said with a hideous threat: "There is a kind of you say again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu threw you out of the window?" ”

Xie Chaohui, who had long hair, stood up from the chair and said to Zhang Xiaohai with a straight face: "Xiaohai, today is your first day here, and we can't do too much, but your words make me very unhappy, please take back what you just said." ”

The thin and tall Wang Hao and the glasses man Chen Siliang also echoed angrily: "Please take back what you just said, otherwise today will be your last day to come to the Soli2 team." ”

Facing the four of them glaring at each other, Zhang Xiaohai suddenly felt a little funny, Lao Tzu said that he is a vegetable b, what does it matter to you? However, looking at their serious expressions, he knew that he couldn't shrug at this time, and if he shrugged, his prestige and momentum would be gone, so Zhang Xiaohai straightened his chest and said proudly in the face of the eyes of the four people who were enough to kill: "Lao Tzu said that he is a vegetable B, how about it?"

"Okay, even if you have a kind, Lao Tzu doesn't move roughly, lest you say that there are more people to beat people and less to bully you, we all play Dota, I'll play solo with you, if you lose, take back the sentence just now, and then get out of the Soli2 team, how about it?" Xie Chaohui is a solo player in the team, and he is confident that solo will not lose to ordinary professional players.

As soon as Xie Chaohui said this, the other three all glanced at Xie Chaohui, smiled sinisterly, and then turned their eyes back to Zhang Xiaohai and shouted, "How is it?" Dare solo no? "In the past, there were two captains who automatically quit the team because they lost to Xie Chaohui in Solo.

Zhang Xiaohai pursed his lips, solo who he was afraid of. "Okay, just according to what you said solo, I automatically quit the team if I lost, but what if you lost?"

The four of them glanced at each other, and they all sneered, as if Xie Chaohui couldn't lose, and then said in unison: "Whatever you want!" ”

"Okay, that's it, I'm automatically quitting the team if I lose, and if you lose, you'll have to come to the training room before nine o'clock tomorrow to report. How is it? Zhang Xiaohai glanced at the four of them and said with an awe-inspiring gaze.

"Great, just do as you say, and then you'll be the shortest captain of Team Soli2, and we'll congratulate you." The four of them sneered a few times, and then looked at Zhang Xiaohai with a little more pity. Poor child.

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