Chapter 288: Asking the Second Pope to Teach the Dharma
Guang Han's eyes were cold, and he said to Yin Li: "Kill him!"
The colorless deception lasted until this point, and it couldn't last any longer, and his life was almost gone, and he was still pretending to be a fart garlic. He quickly knelt down with a puff, hugged Yin Li's heels, and kowtowed repeatedly: "Spare your life, hero." ”
Guang Han shouted angrily: "You dare to be lustful towards me, I can't get around you!"
Yin Li suddenly said: "It turns out that he is not only a liar, but also a prostitute monk." ”
Colorless said: "No, no, no, I'm not a monk, I pretended to be like this just to eat, and I didn't do anything bad." Now, I almost got into trouble tonight. But this can't be relied on me, in the afternoon, I only said that you are good-looking, and he will ...... He had to do what kind of landlord friendship he had. This is ...... It's all on Prince Shaoshang, and he can't ...... You can't rely on me. Spare your life, hero. ”
The cook came up to Yin Li: "The second pope is watching, don't kill people." ”
Guang Han didn't comply, and the cook said again: "Do you want him to be punished?" ”
Guang Han couldn't do it, so he kicked the fake monk: "Get out!"
The fake monk picked up a life and ran away.
Liu Fei saw that the fake monk ran two steps and fell, and laughed. After laughing, he asked Yin Li: "Just now the cook heard that it was a colorless master, she was blinded, why did you dare to beat him as soon as you came up? ”
Yin Li said: "You didn't see it?"
Liu Fei said: "I really didn't see it. ”
Yin Li said: "If the monk is really an immortal, how can he pinch Guanghan's neck, wouldn't this be a loss of identity." What's more, the monk locked Guanghan's throat with his left hand and pressed his right hand on her back shoulder, which is a typical method of a lion fighting a rabbit. As soon as I saw his modusiveness, I understood it all. First, he took Guanghan as a hostage, so that we did not dare to act rashly, and second, he used Guanghan as a human shield, if we made a move, he would push Guanghan out and take the opportunity to escape. It's a pity that his cultivation is too poor, and when I deceived him, he didn't react. ”
Liu Fei suddenly said: "I see, I understand." ”
The cook said: "You know how to eat, you know a ghost." ”
Yin Li asked, "Is it cooked?" I'm hungry. ”
The cook glanced at Guang Han: "Don't ask if people are hungry, just yourself are hungry." ”
The group came to the campfire, sat down around the fire, and the cook cut the meat with a dagger and distributed it to everyone.
The second Pope, Wu Yi, was still lying on the tree unfathomably, just drinking, smelling the fragrance and not moving.
When Guang Han came back this time, her attitude changed greatly, if it was before, she would not have said anything she would have said to sit with Yin Li. But at this moment, she leaned in, leaned against Yin Li and sat beside her, silently nibbling on the slices of meat. After breaking through a ghost gate and coming back, she didn't know how peaceful she was at this moment.
When he was full, Guang Han walked to the tree and knelt down: "Ask for the second religion and my exercises." ”
Second Pope Wu Yi was indifferent, still lying on the branch: "Don't teach, don't teach." ”
Guang Han said: "If I am still cultivating today, why should I have such a risk, the second pope will endure and see the weak and will not help, and see death and will not save it? Guang Han understands that you are always lying in the clouds, you are an immortal outside the world, and you don't care about secular affairs. However, don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, you are Yin Li's master, Guanghan is Yin Li's house slave, please guide you on this point alone. ”
When Yin Li heard this, he refused: "Don't mess around." You can kill me at every turn, and I'm your house slave. Besides, the Queen Mother gave you to me, but you never recognized you as my house slave, right? Actually, I don't want you either, it's your business to ask the second pope, just don't talk about me. ”
Guang Han looked back at Yin Li and said softly: "I'll admit it now, okay?"
Yin Li was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Guang Han, who had always been cold and arrogant, to say such a thing. He didn't believe it, although Guanghan let the Queen Mother be degraded to a female slave, his heart was still lofty: "Okay, if you are sincere, you can come and massage my shoulders, cut meat and feed me." ”
Guang Han bit his lip: "In the future, if the Second Pope doesn't agree, I won't get up." ”
Yin Li held a meat leg, walked under the tree, and said with a smile while gnawing: "Second Pope, you should quickly agree to her." When did the female officer of Guanghan beat people on the shoulder and fed them, such a fun thing, don't you want to see it?"
"The little rabbit cub is talking to me, don't you know me, you are helping her make peace. ”
Wu Yi jumped down from the tree, glared at Yin Li with two drunken eyes, looked at Guang Han again, and then said: "I said Yin Li, you want to help her, you teach her yourself, what are you looking for with me." Having said that, she didn't give me a shoulder beating and feed me, if I helped with this, wouldn't it be cheap for you. ”
Guang Han listened to his voice, and had the intention of teaching, and said busily: "Yin Li is your apprentice, it is a matter of course for Guang Han to serve you, you just refuse to teach me the exercises, and I am willing to serve you, if you have anything you want me to do, just tell me." ”
Wu Yi stroked his white beard: "Old man, I have hands and feet, and I never need to be served, I just have a try." I look at you, it's right that your temperament has changed, blindly being strong is not suitable for your current situation, you can't even live, who is not bad when you see it. Let me ask you, how many grades did you cultivate before?"
Guang Han replied: "Yipin Shepherd Star Realm." ”
"So, you're in the sky?"
"Yes, but I can't sense it. ”
"Induction of the life star requires the strength of the three Mahayanas, and your body qi and internal strength are all gone, of course you can't sense it. But fortunately, you are in the sky, and it is not difficult to recover your former strength. As for the herding star, it is the way to take power from the sky, you only need to sense the life star, take power from the life star, and you can recover as before in less than a year. Guang Han, Guozijian has the rules of Guozijian, non-current students are not allowed to teach the Fa, otherwise there are so many people in the world, if everyone comes to seek the Fa, won't I be busy old man. Therefore, I can only teach you the method, but I can't teach you the exercises, so you can practice according to the method. ”
Guang Han was overjoyed, and at the same time distressed: "Thank you for the two religions, but ...... How can you sense the stars?"
Wu Yi patted Yin Li's head: "Let him help you, he has plenty of energy, and he can help you sense the life star." ”
Yin Li couldn't help but shudder: "Old man, you can't guard against it, I won't help you with this help." ”
Wu Yi's face sank: "If you are allowed to make a move, I will not be allowed to make a move." You want to help her, but you don't want to contribute, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world. What's more, helping her is just a matter of effort, when you meditate and sleep every day, your qi goes to her body by the way, and this matter is over. Having said that, if you don't help her, who will help her, what a beautiful girl, are you willing to let her share a bed with others, like you. ”
Yin Li shrank his head and became a soft egg: "What!
Wu Yi saw him cowardly, and laughed: "It's good to share the same bed, it's very good." You just talked around me, what are you talking about, what is it not fun to beat your shoulders and feed, for the teacher to wait to see your good show, maybe a little slave will come out in a year or two, then it will be fun. The prince of the Yin family gave birth to a little slave who couldn't carry his nationality, ridiculous, really ridiculous, hahaha....... ”
The immortal who was still outside the world just now, laughed at this time, and looked disrespectful to the old again.