Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Master of Masturbation

Liu Hong thought to himself, who is the most reliable person.

Open the friends bar, only to see Noda, Abe, all the glass is broken, as long as the money is in place, Yoyo, and bald strong, rubbing, Malegobi and other people who used to fight Qingyun Castle.

Liu Hong chose Noda, Abe, as long as the money is in place, Yoyo, the glass is all dry and broken five people, and he first studies the feasibility.

Liu Hong shook his hand, and five carrier pigeons flew out to inform Noda and the others.

Hearing about the new way of playing the running business, the five people were very interested.

As long as the money is in place, the glass is all dry and you will immediately run to the Han Tower.

Noda and Abe were still darts, and the two of them said that they would come and see after the darts were pressed.

The three girls went to the gentleman to find where to take the business task, and the gentleman alone sent them 10,000 yuan of official silver, and secretly told them to go to the Cuifeng Building to buy things and sell them in Luoyang and Jinling big cities, and make a lot of money.

I went to Cuifeng Building to buy 10,000 official silver of wine, food and agricultural products, and ran to Luoyang leisurely, as long as the money was in place and the glass was all dry, I ran to Jinling.

In less than half an hour, Yoyo came back to hand in the task.

10,000 official silver has become 20,000, and the profit is 10,000, that is, in less than half an hour, Yoyo earned 5,000 official silver.

As long as the money was in place and the glass was all crumbled, they also made 4,000 silver taels each.

Seeing this scene, Liu Hong smiled, looked at Cuifeng Tower, and thought, Xia Gongzi's big money is really easy to make.

Noda pig and Abe donkey are the special products of Manhan Building, and Cuifeng Building can't get it.

The order has been scheduled for next month, and Liu Hong was afraid that the Yasukuni Shrine and Happy Farm would not be able to complete the order, so he summoned the big-bellied grasshopper Hong, stepped on the horse and went straight to Yanyu Village.

Liu Hong wanted to go to Yanyuzhuang to find Liu Jie to approve another piece of land, and then open a farm to raise wild field pigs and Abe donkeys to complete the order.

Passing by a small market, there was a person in the center of the road who set up a hexagram stall, Liu Hong had to walk slowly, so as not to bump into the person who told the hexagram, walked to the hexagram stall, and only listened to the player:

"Master calculate a hexagram, sir, I will count 500 years before and 500 years later."

After hearing this, Liu Hong wanted to go around him, but the man pulled him off the horse, and only heard the man say:

"Master, I can not only calculate whether you can get treasure in the game today. You can also count the good luck and evil in your real family, your future, and your marriage. ”

Liu Hongqi said, this fortune teller dares to say anything, and he also said that he can be counted as good luck and evil in my reality.

He fixed his eyes and saw that the man was a Wudang, the rank was miraculous, dressed ordinary, carrying a sword, and pinning a big gourd one meter high and half a meter thick to his waist, with words on the gourd: Heaven and earth are infinite, yin and yang are interdependent, and there is no wine and no virtue What is happiness - sword rain.

He had five big characters on his head with a smile on his head, and when he saw Liu Hong's face full of disbelief:

"It seems that the master doesn't believe it, I see that the master's seal hall is black, and there must be some difficulties in the game, and the family is afraid that it will not be peaceful."

Liu Hong thought to himself, now that the game and Xia Yan are in love, there is a business war, and there is more than one luck.

In reality, a few days ago, Tian Tian had an evil disease that scared him too much, and it was about to be the 10th, and Ma Dashen let Lixian Hall.

It's a bit ridiculous and helpless to let the 4-year-old Tian Tian go out to see people, I don't know if I can completely cure Tian Tian's evil disease.

Now Liu Hong is sick and goes to the doctor, when he sees the temple, he kneels when he sees the immortal, and throws 100 taels to Nalan Ling with a wave of his hand, and says with a smile:

"Then please sir, do the math, what kind of disaster do I have in reality."

"Master, please draw lots." Lanling smiled and shook a bucket and handed it to Liu Hong, who took out one.

Lanling smiled and took the lot drawn by Liu Hong, looked at it carefully, and said in shock:

"This is a sign, I'm afraid that the master has a relative who will cause disaster in the near future."

Liu Hong was taken aback by him, thinking that what he said was sweet.

Asked:

"Sir, can you see that something is going to happen to any of my relatives?"

Na Lanling smiled and stretched out his hand, and Liu Hong hurriedly handed over 100 taels of silver.

Lan Ling smiled and stretched out his hand to calculate for a while, and said:

"This person is not related to you by blood, but he is your closest person. The red dust is rolling, two parallel worlds, and the magnetic field interference is serious, and it is impossible to calculate the specifics, but you should have the answer. ”

Liu Hong asked if there was a way to crack it, and Lanling smiled and said:

"You can only tell the fortunes in the game, and you have your own nobles to help you in your fate. There is a way that the sky wants to destroy people, and there is still a glimmer of life, so you still have to do it yourself. ”

At this time, Liu Hong was knocked down by a person who suddenly flew behind him, he quickly turned over and got up, and saw a handsome young man running wildly, and a fierce little sister with double thorns in his hand chasing after him.

The young man was crashing into Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng's hexagram stall, the table of the hexagram stall was smashed into pieces, fragments of one place, and one of Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng's boots, which Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng had been knocked into a small ditch on the side of the road.

The boy also fell to the ground, and Liu Hong saw that he was holding the son of Nuwa on his head, who was a gentleman.

The one chasing him behind him was Mo Li Xiao Xia, and I saw that Mo Li Xiao Xia ran to Nuwa's son, and he was unrecognizable.

Nuwa's son was kicked beyond recognition, screaming and screaming.

Nuwa's son begged for mercy and shouted: "I don't dare anymore, I definitely don't dare, you light." ”

Mo Li Xiaoxia shouted: "You are too bold, you hook up all day long." Now even my good sisters dare to hook up, believe it or not, I slap your front teeth off. ”

It turned out to be a young couple flirting and scolding, and Liu Hong rode his horse to the boundary between Suzhou and Yanyuzhuang.

When he came to the Yamen Land Division of Yanyuzhuang, Liu Hong saw that Liu Jie was flirting with a female secretary.

Seeing Liu Hong come in, the female secretary walked out.

Liu Hong saw that there was no one in the house, so he explained his intention.

Liu Jie is a little embarrassed:

"I'm afraid it's a little difficult to do, you already have a house. If the housing is approved again, it does not meet the regulations, and the Commission for Discipline Inspection has just come. ”

Liu Hong hurriedly said:

"I bought this for a distant relative at home."

"What kind of relatives, what is their name!"

"It's my illegitimate son, his name is Noda Jiayan."

"This is a Japanese, when did the master go to Japan?"

"I'm ashamed to say that I was bored on Songshan that day, masturbating. I didn't want the sperm to be extremely vigorous, so I actually floated across the sea and floated to the Japanese archipelago. Noda's mother was basking in the sun naked on Mt. Fuji, not wanting to have a sperm hit the bull's-eye, and ten months later, Noda landed on the ground. There's also a sperm floating out of Abe Shinzo, what a shame. ”

Hearing this, Liu Jie was shocked, he didn't expect to see a master today, a master of masturbation.

So, after Liu Hong took out 20 jars of Xinghuacun wine and 20 roast ducks, Liu Jie took out another list and said:

"Old rules, you still have to go up to 40 departments to poke."