Chapter 594: Uncle Driver
Chapter 594: Uncle Driver "Hehe, let's go, I didn't mean I was going to sing, let's go!" I smiled and said to the laughing girl!
Hearing this, the laughing girl couldn't help but nodded, obviously she hadn't sung for a long time, and she was going to take the opportunity to get high!
I came to the side of the road, stretched out my hand to stop a taxi, and took a taxi directly to the city!
But after stopping several times, I found that those drivers didn't bird me at all, and at nine o'clock in the evening it was when this group of night shift drivers had just gone to work, who would notice a weak man on the side of the road who stretched out his hand to stop the car!
"Phew, it's useless, look at me!" The laughing girl took a sip of me and volunteered!
While talking, I saw the laughing girl come to the side of the road, and slightly show her pink and tender thighs in a miniskirt to the side of the road!
"Crunch ......"
I only heard the sound of sudden braking sounding from the side, and a taxi stopped not far from us!
An uncle in his 40s poked his head out of the window and asked, "Miss, where are you going......?"
"It's the sun, the men of this year are really livestock...... I looked at the uncle who poked his head out, and secretly complained, forgetting that I was also a real 24K pure man!
"Hehe, how is it......" The laughing girl ignored the middle-aged uncle, but turned her head to me and smiled proudly!
"You cow ......" No matter how unconvinced I was, I could only give a thumbs up to the laughing girl!
"Hehe, that's it, sister, I'll go out personally, let alone stop a taxi, even if it's a Lamborghini, it's not a difficult task!" The laughing girl said proudly!
Hearing this, I nodded, the words of the laughing girl are definitely the truth, the laughing girl is such a beautiful girl, stretching out her hand to stop the car on the side of the road, I believe that no matter who is willing to help such a beautiful girl!
"What are you doing in a daze, get in the car!" The laughing girl reached out and grabbed my palm, urging at the same time!
Hearing this, I hurriedly followed the laughing girl towards the taxi!
When the taxi driver saw me and the laughing girl walking hand in hand, I guess I even had the heart to die, such a beautiful girl, it's a pity, I already have a boyfriend, well, all the good flowers have been inserted in the cow dung this year, this is the only thought of the uncle driver now!
The two of them got into the car hand in hand with the laughing girl, and I closed the car door with a bang!
"Trouble, Crescent KTV!" I greeted the driver's uncle and said!
Hearing this, although the driver's uncle is unwilling, the guest has already gotten in the car, unless he wants to be complained, he can only honestly send the guest to the place where the guest wants to go!
"Okay, sit down!" The driver's uncle agreed and stepped on the accelerator!
"Bang ......"
I could only hear a violent roar from the motor of the taxi, and a puff of white smoke was sprayed from the rear of the car, and the whole taxi was like an arrow off the string, speeding towards the direction of the city!
I don't know what's going on with the driver uncle this year.,One by one, they're more ferocious than young people.,The lethality is estimated to be no lower than any road killer.,I think the driver uncle when my brother went to pick up the laughing girl when he got off work.,The driver uncle I met today is like this!
Anyway, take a closer look, don't really say, these two drivers are over forty years old, one by one as crazy as usual makes people's blood boil, at this speed, open the window, blowing the wind blowing in from the window, suddenly choked me coughed several times, scared me hurriedly closed the window, damn, the P2 of the Celestial Empire has risen by I don't know how many percentage points, it is estimated that GDP has also followed a lot, this method of bringing GDP growth at the expense of the environment has been called for by countless people of insight more than two hundred years ago, But in my Great Heavenly Empire, the GDP is related to the promotion and transfer of officials, not to mention the destruction of a little environment, even if the entire environment is destroyed, what is it, the officials eat special rice, drink special water, eat chicken, duck, fish, meat and vegetables are also special, all kinds of pure natural green food, without pesticides and preservatives, but the price is far from what I can enjoy from the P door!
I remember that more than 100 years ago, there was a public service advertisement called CD Action, which said that the Celestial Empire called on the people to save together, not to extravagantly spend money, to eat the gods and horses to order almost fine, it is best to eat all the things on the plate, the advertisement also listed what the father ordered a lot of times, children don't like to eat, old friends get together and order a lot of food can not be eaten, friends chat and gather more dishes, and so on everything that should be pulled out of the pull, and then jump out of a Qingya, On behalf of some people shouting: Shame on extravagance, shame on Lang Fei!
Every time I see this advertisement, I want to give this guy who wrote this PSA cartoon two words: hehe!
In addition to talking about things with ordinary old white, this guy dares to say anything!
The father loves his son, what's wrong with ordering a few more dishes? Decades of old friends get together, what's wrong with ordering more food? What's wrong with chatting and partying between friends and ordering more dishes? They spend their own money, they don't steal or rob, they earn it back openly, what's wrong with ordering two more dishes?
However, some social moths, taking the money handed over by taxpayers, wantonly eating and drinking, how much food is paid every day, thinking about it with my toes, I suddenly remembered a pair of comedians Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei A hundred years ago, it was said that an ordinary villager played by Zhao Benshan went to a public company to ask for a few pieces of glass, which was used to shield the children of the school from the wind and rain, but the secretary played by Fan Wei excused himself in every possible way, and used words such as financial difficulties to shirk, but when it was time to greet leaders at all levels to eat and drink, a table of thousands of oceans of food casually poured and redone, the angry old Zhao played the villager straight into flames, and said angrily: "I want plastic sheeting to go back to the child to block the wind!" ”
I will never forget Zhao Benshan's repeated grip and release with his hand, the anger suppressed in his chest, even if it is just a sketch, I can feel it clearly and clearly!
yes, is it really no money? How much money is spent on the consumption of the three public every year, and how much money is spent on the surprise consumption at the end of each year, these things are talked about every year, but how many people really say it? According to a report on a certain network, there are tens of trillions of consumption in the three public areas every year, which are tens of trillions, not hundreds of thousands, and you can build a hope primary school of 18 million at will, as a large country with a population of more than one billion, the cost of raising those moths to eat, drink and have fun every year is tens of thousands of dollars per person, and even if an ordinary farmer works hard for a whole year, all he gets is this money!
This group of people eats a meal, how much people's fat and ointment do they have to consume, and I have to be restricted to limit the people when they eat a meal, and spend their own money, I can just burn it, can you control it? As for traditional virtues, hehe, do you think you can eat and drink every day?
Well, visually I digress again, and suddenly recall the things of more than a hundred years ago, it really fucking hurts, and those who don't know think I have traveled from that era! [Well, the above is purely Danqingshu's personal remarks, and has nothing to do with the author, and I'm afraid of being sent to the water meter! ] I have to say that the driver's ability to drive is really not covered, in the driver's own words: I have been driving a taxi for almost 30 years, in this ZZ city, where do you want to go, I can easily send you even if I close my eyes!
Ten minutes later, the driver's uncle's taxi stopped steadily in front of a KTV that had just been built not long ago, although it had just been opened for a long time, but this crescent KTV had already been crowded, and many people couldn't wait to inquire when this KTV was still under construction!
There is no other reason, this crescent KTV has 500 million yuan in construction funds alone, plus buying land and buying top audio equipment or something, there is no seven or eight hundred million yuan at all!
Of course, spending so much money, the guy who established this Crescent KTV is not an idle egg, there is nowhere to spend money, people have already made up their minds when they established this KTV, to be the best concert hall in the Celestial Empire, want to mix a member in the Crescent KTV, you don't even want to enter the door without a net worth of millions, let alone others, so if you want to enter the door of the Crescent KTV, the first thing to do is to check your bank card, the guy who is worth millions normally, There will be a gold card issued by the bank on behalf of the identity, that is, the legendary gold card member, well, the more advanced one is called a platinum card member, but it has nothing to do with me, I do have a gold card, I guess I can use it today!
"Alright, it's here!" Uncle Driver greeted us and said!
"Well, I'm sorry uncle!" I took out my wallet and paid, and the laughing girl on the side said to the driver's uncle with a smile!
"Big ...... Uncle ......" Hearing the laughing girl call herself uncle, the driver's uncle's face suddenly turned green, and the driver's uncle, who thought he was still eighteen years old, couldn't believe it, and said in a trembling voice: "Girl, am I that old?" ”
Hearing this, the laughing girl and I couldn't help but smile at each other, obviously amused by the driver's uncle's reaction!
Seeing this, the driver's uncle could only sigh helplessly, and said: "That's it, it seems that I can't accept the old anymore, and the little girl called me uncle, I look really old!" ”
"Hehe, uncle, I'm joking with you, don't you care......" I grinned and said to the driver's uncle, forgetting that I also called the driver's uncle uncle!
"You ......" was called uncle by me again, and suddenly the driver's uncle was like being sprinkled with a handful of salt on the wound, and his face became even more bitter!