"I have good news and bad news for you, which one do you want to hear first?" In a room in the girls' dormitory, the girl Shizaki Kurumi was leading Yang Weiwei into the room, walked to the side of the bed and turned to sit down facing each other, leaning back and supporting his hands on both sides, his snow-white slender legs were cocked, and he asked softly with a little playfulness in his tone.

"......Forehead" looked at the girl in front of him who exuded the breath of the queen and had a noble posture of 'kneel down and lick my feet, and call me a queen again', Yang Weiwei scratched his cheeks and always felt a very bad premonition, because in his impression, 'I have good news and bad news to tell you, which one do you want to listen to first?' In this sentence, it is basically very likely that both are bad news.

Yang Weiwei still remembers that when he was in elementary school, he also liked to say this sentence to his mother after returning home after each exam, he would say this sentence that meant that he had a very poor score in one subject, and the other subject had a very high score, when his mother said that he wanted to hear good news, he would show the other party the test paper with the highest score, and on the contrary, when he wanted to hear bad news, he would put on a bitter gourd face and show the test paper with the worst score.

"The good news is that I'm pregnant, but the bad news is that the baby I'm carrying isn't yours!" All right...... This sentence is purely the product of Yang Weiwei's crazy brain hole, but if this brain hole really comes true, he feels that his head is already wearing a green hat.

Seeing Yang Weiwei covering his face with a distressed attitude, Crazy San frowned and urged: "Are you talking?" Do you want to hear good news or bad news!? ”

"I'll hear the bad news first." After hesitating for a while, Yang Weiwei decided to start with the bad news in line with the idea of 'bitter first and then sweet', although he didn't have much expectation for the good news behind.

"Oh so~" The corners of his mouth smiled playfully, and Kurumi parted the hair in front of his forehead with his hand, revealing the red and yellow heterochromatic pupils, like ruby-like burgundy and bright yellow inlaid with clock-inlaid pupils stared directly at Yang Weiwei, and said with a smile: "The bad news is ......"

Crazy San seemed to be deliberately hanging Yang Weiwei's appetite, and under the other party's slightly eager gaze, he covered his mouth and let out a narrow chuckle, and said: "The bad news is that I am not pregnant. ”

"Huhuhu~" I don't know why I heard the so-called bad news of Crazy Three, but Yang Weiwei patted his chest with peace of mind like the rest of his life, and when he saw this, Crazy Three was immediately unhappy, pouted and asked: "Why do you have to show a happy expression when you hear the news that I am not pregnant!?" ”

"It's nothing, just now you were wrong, so ~ what's the good news?" Waving his hand soothingly, Yang Weiwei asked softly with a smile.

"Good news...... Xiang tongue stretched out and licked his lips lightly, and Crazy San hooked his fingers at Yang Weiwei provocatively, and said coquettishly: "The good news is...... Since you're in, don't leave~ How about doing something meaningful? ”

That glance and smile can easily capture the charm of a man's heart.,It's impossible to say that there is no idea.,Looking at the pretty girl in front of her with a rippling spring flush.,It seems that when he first tasted the pleasure of being a woman, he was completely addicted to it.。

"I said you should at least keep some discipline, anyway, it's still in the dormitory!?" Pinching the tip of his nose, Yang Weiwei said with a crying and laughing expression.

"Don't worry about this at all~ The sound insulation of the dormitory room is very good, so if the door is completely closed, even if the 'shock' in the room is so brave and powerful, it will never be transmitted!" Gently brushing her hair, Crazy Sanjiao smiled with an expression of 'I don't care~' and said.

"So in the end, I have to take the initiative!" Licking his lips infatuatedly, he leaned forward and grabbed Yang Weiwei's hand and pulled him to the edge of the bed beside him to sit down, separated the snow-white beautiful legs wrapped in black stockings and straddled him in his arms, his hands on his shoulders, and the fragrant tongue stretched out and invaded Yang Weiwei's mouth in a very domineering manner.

"Forget it!" The slippery tongue stuck into his mouth, Yang Weiwei simply threw away the festival, his tongue stirred to meet it, his right hand held the girl's slender waist, and his free left hand kneaded the plump squeezed on his chest through the black sexy nightdress without losing elasticity and softness.

"Why do men like to rub women's boobs while doing such a thing?" Finally, the tightly knit lips parted, and Yang Weiwei's left hand moved slightly roughly, and asked himself with a little confusion.

"It's actually a very common phenomenon in the male psyche." The pretty face is full of spring love and coquettishness, and the crazy three seems to understand this psychology very well, and issued such a long speech.

"Let's put it this way, you were born, you breathed the first breath of fresh air in the world, and after soaking the urine that you had been holding for nine months, it was not half an hour, and suddenly there was a round and warm thing stuffed into your mouth, which was full of delicious food, and the shape and size were completely suitable for you, and you didn't even need to read the instructions to immediately know how to use it."

"For the next year, all you have to do is let go and these two perfect orbs of engineering will 'fall from the sky' to satisfy your appetite, and all the needs you need to sustain your life force during this time can be provided by this pair of orbs of abundance that you call for at your fingertips."

"But suddenly one day, without warning or reason, the most perfect thing in the world disappeared from your life, and it became 'rude and uneducated' in the shopping mall to shout for Mimi, from the age of three until you successfully soaked in your first girlfriend, you can see your most beloved things everywhere in the world, they are bumpy and bumpy, rippling in the wind, and the waves are undulating, and you are completely, completely, absolutely unable to touch them, you can't do anything!"

"What's worse is that since you are in your teens, there are at least N years before you can really touch a Mimi well, and you may even be scolded as a hooligan, a pervert or even a pervert if you even fix your eyes to take a good look at those dangling things!"

"In fact, this kind of psychological activity is very understandable, both men and women have this kind of psychology, men will like to rub women's breasts, completely affected by the hazy and innocent memories of childhood in the depths of their hearts, and women will want their breasts to be bigger, but also because of the hazy memories of childhood!"

"You're very good at talking nonsense in a serious way!" In Yang Weiwei's view, Mad San's tirade is more like nonsense, just to justify the perverted behavior of 'liking boobs'.

"I think this reason is the most convincing!" Kurumi said in a positive tone as if arguing for himself.

"Tsk~Maybe~" said softly, Yang Weiwei smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, and pressed his right hand on the head of the girl in his arms, this behavior made the crazy three charming glances at him, the delicate body slipped away from his arms, his legs knelt on the ground, his eyes were blurred and intoxicated, and his hands were used to untie the pants for each other.