readx; The Chinese New Year is a very happy thing for most people, but Zhang Mu is one of the others. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoThe reason is very simple, Zhang Mu has to drink at least two catties of high-grade liquor every day under the 'coercion and temptation' of his father-in-law, and he will never give up if he doesn't drink and vomit. From the first day of the Lunar New Year to the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, Zhang Mu vomited 16 times, fainted 4 times, and was admitted to the hospital 1 time...... Guangshi People's Hospital, Monitoring Center for Severe Alcohol Poisoning.

Zhang Mu lay down on the hospital bed holding 'heroa', muttering non-stop, while Deng Jie sat on the side with a puffed out face, pouting, looking bitter and hateful, and muttered: "Dad is too much!" How can anyone force people to drink all day long! He always oppresses people with seniority! I'm so! ”

The most common sentence that Father Deng said when drinking was-"Mu, look, my cup has been raised for so long, why don't you hurry up and mean?" It's too shameless, I'm your elder anyway. ”

"Husband, are you alright?" Deng Jie leaned over with concern and applied a hot towel to Zhang Mu's forehead.

"Well, it's okay, we're young, we can't die yet." Zhang Mu showed a bright smile and said, "Before Lord Yuezhang leaves, I will resolutely not leave the ward, and if I continue to toss like this, I will really lose my life." ”

"Husband, I'm sorry! My dad is him, his wine is so inferior...! Deng Jie is even more aggrieved than the little daughter-in-law who keeps the empty boudoir alone.

Zhang Mu smiled, took Deng Jie into his arms, and said in pieces: "It's none of your business, it's good that Lord Yue-in-law is happy." By the way, when the fat man and the sheep come back, let's go to the 8th level map to play, but before that, I still have two things to do, I hope it can go well. ”

"What's the matter?"

"The first thing is to finish the ring task, and I only did the third ring last time, so I don't know what the next task reward will be. The second thing is to find the Plague Forest, and to make the 'Siege Dragon Cannon' also requires 300 units of Dragon's Head Wood. Poor thing, I don't even know where the plague forest is. ”

"You're full of games!" Deng Jie poked him: "Go over there, I'm going to lie down and play." ”

"Howler!"

At the same time, Yunshan Villa.

"Uncle, aunt, Uncle Deng, Aunt Deng, brother and sister-in-law?" At the same time, the fat man who had finished the New Year returned to the villa with a red face and asked the four elders gathered around the dinner table.

"Yo, Xiaochao, come and sit down and drink some wine with your uncle." Father Deng grinned and put his hand on the fat man's shoulders and asked, Zhang Yunfei scolded angrily: "I can see it, your whole fucking is a wine tank!" See who catches and who drinks with you! He turned his face to the fat man and said, "Your brother drank too much liquor and went to the hospital, and your sister-in-law is accompanying him." ”

"Ahh The fat man was taken aback, and as soon as he stood up, he was forcibly pressed on the chair by Father Deng, and Zhang Yunfei waved his hand again and again: "It's okay, it's okay!" Checked, mild alcoholism, just rest for two days. ”

"Ahem, this scared me, I thought something was wrong." The fat man scratched his head, smiled and raised his glass: "Uncle, aunt, Uncle Deng, Aunt Deng, the juniors are here to toast you, I wish the uncles and aunts a happy New Year, good health, all the best, and a bumper harvest ......"

Father Deng was ecstatic: "Hahahaha, good! Good! Xiaochao, this kid is really getting more and more sensible! Drink! ”

"Drink!"

…… That night, the fat man, who drank until he fell unconscious, was also sent to the hospital and was in the same ward as Zhang Mu and Deng Jie.

"Gross..."

Looking at the fat man who almost vomited bile, Zhang Mu glanced at Deng Jie 'affectionately', and murmured: "Wife, our father-in-law is too fierce..."

Deng Jieqiao's face was flushed, and she could only pray in her heart that no one would be drunk into the hospital.

On the 8th and 9th of the new year, the core members of the 12th studio returned to Yunshan Villa from various provinces and cities one after another, except for the night romance and Weiyang, almost every man was persuaded by Deng's father to drink, and among these men, except for Liang Qi, the northeasterner, all the others went to the hospital.

Life must be full of joy, and if you don't drink and vomit blood, you won't be happy.

Liang Qi stood at the door of the ward with heroa in his hand, his face was full of schadenfreude, and he said in a slurping voice: "Tut-tut, look at the cowardice of you old men, how embarrassing it is to dare to mix in the rivers and lakes with this little amount of wine!" After speaking, he patted his chest vigorously, and said proudly: "Learn more from my brother in the future!" Look at your little sample~"

"Learn from you! You Damn Northeasterner! Go away! "Several pillows flew out of the ward, and the smashed Northeast Yankees hugged their heads and scurried, looking very much like the character who almost ate a gun in the popular military-themed movie a few years ago - 'Lost Dragon'.

"Ha, hahaha!" Zhang Mu suddenly laughed out loud for no reason, and everyone looked at each other a few times, and they all laughed with him.

Two days later, all the members of Studio 12 returned to Yunshan Villa to start a new round of struggle.

How else to say that Heroes Invincible is a world-class game, even the online rate of 1 level 3 main meeting and 5 level 2 chapters in Chinatown during the Chinese New Year can reach 78%. This is a very, very scary number, judging the strength of a guild, the online rate is everything.

At Zhang Mu's request, everyone began to prepare for entering the 8th-order map, and while leveling up and playing treasures, they also searched for the 'Plague Forest' on the large map separately.

Zhang Mu was not idle when everyone was busy, and quickly did the 'ring task', which made him a little depressed that for a whole day, until the completion of the 7th ring, he also failed to trigger the task above the S level, the highest is A-level, and the reward is so-so.

"The guild has just moved to the 7th order, and you are about to advance to the 8th order? Isn't that too fast? Mythical Wound was stunned after receiving Zhang Mu's notice.

Zhang Mu said with a smile: "The 7th-order map is already overcrowded, if you don't deliberately stay in the 7th-order development, I would have advanced two months ago, how about it, do you want to come along?" We can team up to fight monsters in the 8th tier map, which will be much more efficient. ”

"Come, why don't you come, when will you come in?" There is absolutely nothing to say about Zhang Mu's invitation, since he met Zhang Mu, he has not suffered any losses.

"Don't be in a hurry, help me find the plague forest first, I want to make something, there is a lack of dragon's head wood......"

"Oh, okay."

Zhang Mu began to recruit free coolies again.

As time passes, the Spring Festival is gradually moving away from people, and both men, women and children have returned to normal life, going to work and going to school.

And at this moment, the overwhelming advertising about 'Heroes Invincible' once again swept the world.

"The second 'National Honor' is officially launched, please get ready, heroes! ――”

"Damn! That's, isn't it? There are still 5 months to go, and now you can start advertising? How much money does this game company have? Zhang Mu's eyes widened.

(To be continued)