Chapter 13 Jajangmyeon
The little black dog stared at the sweeping monk and barked, but he didn't dare to come closer.
The sweeping monk quietly swept away the fallen leaves with a smile on his face, completely ignoring the existence of the three of them.
He was very leisurely and seemed to hum a little song, "It is said that Wang Laosan and his family sell big cigarettes"
Liu Hong can't see the strength of the sweeping monk, and he can't see that the level certificate is too different, this boss is not easy to deal with.
Yin Yubing grabbed the little black dog and said;
"Don't scream, be careful old man sells you."
The little black dog seemed to be scared and stopped barking.
It hid behind Yin Yubing's legs, peeked at the old man sweeping the floor, and hummed and screamed.
Liu Hong thought that the woman and the dog were scared, so he had to walk towards the sweeping monk with his arms dangled, patted him on the shoulder and asked:
"Old man, how is the Shaolin abbot after the 80s?"
The sweeping monk raised his head, stroked his white beard, looked at Liu Hong and said:
"It's far away from the post-80s Shaolin abbot, but there is a secret passage in the front hall that leads directly to the post-80s Shaolin abbot in Suzhou."
Liu Hongshun's sweeping fingers saw rows of farmhouse houses, draped in red and green, and decorated with lights.
However, the main door of the room is closed, and a double door in the middle is written in large red letters on one side, and a large circle is drawn.
There are quite a few words written on the other side:
Walk straight for 200 meters, sharpen the kitchen knife to tell fortunes, and draw a red arrow.
The sweeping monk looked at the red arrow and stroked his beard, was very satisfied with his calligraphy, turned his head and said to Liu Hong,
"But you have to have a ticket to enter the house."
"How do I get tickets?"
"I'm the ticket distributor, and if I pass my test, I can give you tickets."
"What test?"
"Played tricks with me, held it in my hands for ten minutes, and passed the test alive."
"It's fighting and killing again, don't you feel bored."
"I can't help it, although I'm only 800 a month, and I signed a two-year contract. I didn't pay five insurances and one housing fund, I didn't have medical insurance, and no one dared to help me when I walked.
But there are still eight wives to support at home, nine children go to school, and people can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes, and they have to do their best to work.
If you put water and fry the boss, you won't be able to eat.
I also think that this work is very meaningful, your world is fighting and killing too much, and civilians are being killed everywhere.
If all the wars in your world were transferred to the game, how many innocent people would be saved.
I've been working hard for this goal.
Therefore, I am fighting with you for the sake of world peace and praying for the blessings of those who died in battle. β
"Your reason is too weak to be refuted. If you slash me and knock out your teeth with a punch, you don't feel annoyed, but I feel tired. Don't you listen to the voice of the people? β
"How do you play according to my brother?"
"The boss's information should be disclosed to the player, including the boss's age, surname, marital status, and other valid information.
As a civil servant, you should not hide anything from the public, and sensitive information such as personal property and housing should also be disclosed on the game website and subject to supervision.
The way of challenge must also be reformed, and we can't always tear and scratch, scratch and bite, roll all over the ground, what will it become, and it will hurt customs.
If the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Pan Ge, sees it, I will think that the quality of our people is so low, so we must convince people with virtue.
With such good players as we are passive in front of the game, this situation must change.
On the other hand, we also deeply sympathize with the bosses' wages being owed for no reason, the death without injury and funeral expenses, and the lack of subsidies for the Shaolin abbots after the 80s.
We organize BOSS to petition the game company peacefully at the appropriate time to protect our common legitimate rights and interests. β
The sweeping monk was excited, took a step forward and held Liu Hong's hands tightly, and asked with tears in his eyes:
"Really? Will the Shaolin abbot really have a subsidy after the 80s in the future? β
"Really, you must believe me, follow me, and we will go together to liberate the bosses and players who are suffering in the world. If we get the response of the people, we will definitely succeed, after all, we are the main force of the game. Experience the life of freedom and ** now. β
Yin Yubing moved a table and chair and sat down, laid out a piece of paper, held a brush and yawned and said to the sweeping monk:
"Come, Dengxia."
The sweeping monk put down the sweeping su and ran to Yin Yubing and jumped excitedly.
"Name?"
"Nikola Cage, Ostorov Driver, Balzac Scavenger, ** Driver Cashier, Tom."
"Come one by one, you come first."
"That's my name."
"Well, write Tom. Are you from that country? β
"I don't know, I was in Shaolin when I was sensible, and now I am in community corrections, under this copy, I sweep the floor every day."
"What a crime."
"Because it was revealed to the media that Master Xuanren was the post-80s Shaolin abbot, Xuanren said that I had broken the Shaolin Secrecy Law and sentenced me to Muren Lane for three months of community correction."
"Political outlook?"
"What do you mean?"
"Are you a party member?"
"Young Pioneers, is it okay?"
"Age?"
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"Not quite like that, huh?"
"I'm a little old, but I actually have a young heart."
"Marriage"
"Married."
"Daughter-in-law's name?"
"Boss, Yang Guifei. The second, Zhao Feiyan. The third, Fan Bingbingγγγγγ β
"Skills?"
"The autumn wind sweeps the leaves, 5000 damage to enemies within a radius of 10 meters, and activates when its own HP drops by 10%."
Liu Hong and Yin Yubing looked at each other, this skill is perverted, Yin Yubing has more than 3,000 blood, Liu Hong is less than 3,000, as soon as this move comes out, the two of them are basically seconds.
"Are there any injuries on the body?"
"When I was eight years old, I fell down a tree and broke my right leg, and now it hurts when it rains on a cloudy day, and I don't dare to work hard."
After understanding the enemy's situation, Liu Hong thought to himself that this boss was quite difficult, and he couldn't fight hard, so he had to outwit him.
Liu Hong walked up to Tom and said enthusiastically:
"The game needs to change, the two of us are lucky, fate is finally in our own hands, let's two be the first crabs."
Tom Happiness was a little incredulous,
"The serfs have been liberated, and I really want to experience the hot ** and freedom. Is it possible to run for the head of Shaolin, when the time comes, you have to vote for me. β
"We will definitely support you, you can rest assured. We are now free to choose the game mode and use our own negotiation of the challenge method and the method of winning and losing.
In this way, how about the three of us fighting the landlords, and how about losing the self-cutting meridians? β
"Okay."
The three of them fight the landlord, Yin Yubing and Liu Hong secretly change cards with their feet, Yin Yubing is two kings, several sets of fried, and one set of companies.
Liu Hong has one set of Dalian, and several sets of three belts and one.
Tom lost badly, and with tears in his eyes, he broke his meridians.
Before leaving, he also told Liu Hong to release pigeons for him when he petitioned that day, because Liu Hong let him know that freedom is more important than life, and he was grateful to Liu Hong, and said thank you several times, Liu Hong took his hand and sent him away.
Yin Yubing opened the treasure chest, in addition to some living materials, there are two tickets, and there is also a map.
The Atlas is the Bed Crossbow, a powerful long-range weapon made of three hard bows, made by a Level 2 Carpenter, that can fire three crossbow arrows at the same time.
The carpenter shop doesn't know if Zhao Benshan can build it, and if he wants to make crossbow arrows, he has to upgrade to the second level.
When the two of them entered the farmhouse, the lanterns in the house were flickering, and there was no one on the small square table with a hot kang head.
On the small square table, there is a hot noodle whirring, which is jajanjangmyeon. (To be continued.) )