Chapter 14: What is God?
All in all, from the standpoint of the maid café, Yulia is very uncute to ask the protagonist Succubus for money.
To make matters worse, the main character, the succubus, has no money.
No, this is not to say that the succubus, the protagonist who has been deceived for a long time, cannot pay the bills. Rather, the main character, the succubus, did not carry that much money with him.
As one of the five good young men of the new century, the protagonist succubus hid all the treasures worth twenty-two and a half dragon's lair, which he burned and looted.
It's not that I got a Wanpis, but that all this money is stored in the subplane of Sindakra.
Yes, yes, yes, after driving away the DP dealer, the protagonist succubus is in the subspace, and the maid Xiaoqian and the other 108,000 sisters are happy to love the nest.
In the villa area there, the protagonist Succubus built a small vault, and then placed all the treasures worth twenty-two and a half dragon's lair.
Speaking of which, meeting the maid Xiaoqian should have been very warm, romantic and beautiful, and could even help the protagonist Succubus successfully take away the maid Xiaoqian's blood.
It's just a pity that the protagonist Succubus and the maid Xiaoqian met again, which happened to him and Angel...... Well, it happened at his wedding to Queen Morville.
At the wedding scene, in front of a large number of girls who had an ambiguous relationship with him, this and that. At that time, I was heartbroken, and while I wanted to kill myself, I thought that I couldn't cheapen this bastard, even if I wanted to die, I would hack him to death with a knife first, and then die......
Among the girls who think like this, Xiaoqian is naturally included.
By the way, after this, the protagonist Succubus became Shota, who was less than ten years old, and the person fighting for custody also had Xiaoqian.
So how to say it...... Well...... I guess it's thick-skinned. This guy.
Just when others were embarrassed to hide because of this kind of thing. The maid Xiaoqian was already smiling with a business face, and the master stood up and talked to the protagonist succubus.
Although the protagonist Succubus felt strange about this, he finally accepted the kindness of the maid Xiaoqian.
Therefore, if you think about it seriously, this matter is indeed the protagonist succubus. He originally lived well in the maid Xiaoqian. lived the life of a wealthy young master like this.
If the relationship with the protagonist Succubus is a race, then Xiaoqian must be at the forefront at that time.
As a result, the protagonist succubus suddenly disappeared all at once. It was more than a year before they met again, and the main character, the succubus, called her for a wedding celebration. At that time, it was not incomprehensible that Xiao Qian was scolding people in her heart.
All in all, though, the matter was resolved for the time being. Xiao Qian smiled and said to the protagonist succubus, "No matter how long you are outside, don't forget to come back and have a look, master." Akane is always ready for you here. The main character, the succubus, was very moved.
Well, yes. Since she couldn't be the first place, the very smart maid Xiaoqian quickly chose another tactic that would never suffer, that is, as a unique one.
As a prodigal son, as an adventurer, as this and that, the protagonist succubus has been out there to wave enough, wild enough, and he will always feel tired after being like this big sister and little sister. He needs to take a break then. You need to find a place to take a break. So where should this kind of place be?
Of course, it's Xiaoqian's half-plane manor villa.
In this way, the maid Xiaoqian is invincible.
After thinking of this plan. Xiaoqian herself couldn't help but praise her wit. It's so pleasant, this kind of thing. Ahahahaha......
That's it.
Of course, this matter will not be talked about for the time being. Although the main character, the succubus, has treasures worth twenty-two and a half dragon's den, they are now lying in the half-dimensional villa vault. It is not needed for the time being, and it cannot solve the difficulties that the protagonist Succubus is currently facing.
Of course, the main character, the succubus, also has a lot of money to come up with. In a couple of dimensional bags tied around his waist. In addition to all kinds of magic items, scrolls, staffs and weapons and equipment, a change of clothes and non-pulling, there is only money left.
Gold. Silver coins, copper plates, and other vouchers issued by several world-recognized multinational organizations, similar to checks. All in all, it's a lot of money, and if you take it all out, you might be able to buy a few estates or even castles, and then change the title or something.
Of course, it can also be used to pay the bill for the maid café or something.
However, the problem is that the main character, the succubus, is used to eating the overlord meal of the maid café. If you let the protagonist succubus buy it, the protagonist succubus will feel that she has suffered a loss.
"So."
"So?"
"That's why I have a VIP discount card." The main character, the succubus, protests loudly.
"Look closely." Yulia said, "Look carefully at the small print below. ”
“…… A line of small print? Hearing Yulia say this, the protagonist Succubus felt that something was wrong. He had never seen a line of small print or anything like that before. But even if you think about it on your toes, it's definitely not a good thing.
"Restrictions, spending less than 20 gold coins, only cafes that issue VIP cards. And also...... Can it be voided when the shopkeeper is in a bad mood?! "The main character, the succubus, looks at these things and thinks it's ridiculous.
"You're kidding me?!"
"It's not a trick on you, the rules are the rules." Yulia said, "So, master, do you have to pay the bill now, or do you want to stay and wash the dishes and bowls for three days, like a certain little white?" ”
“…… Pay. The protagonist succubus said unhappily: "I think it's not good to be unlucky, how much money, let's say." ”
"Based on the dwarven gold coins of Hammer Castle, the master, you have spent a total of 25,000 dwarven gold coins this time-"
"- Twenty-five thousand? That's not how is! What do I eat to pay for 25,000 dwarven gold coins?! ”
Before Yulia could finish speaking, the protagonist succubus couldn't help but shout.
"So, this is the bill." Yulia handed over an extra-long note. Then the main character, the succubus, begins to read quickly.
"Flange roasted dragon tongue, Orleans roasted dragon meat, deep sea demon snake package, astral brocade chicken tongue soup, and the maid's smile service?!"
The protagonist succubus was stunned for a moment after reading the most expensive dishes, and then broke out: "And you said that you are not cheating me?!" ”
"Why did I cheat you?!"
"Your smile service is worth 20,000 gold coins?!" The protagonist succubus couldn't help but shout loudly: "Why are you smiling, how are you serving?!" From beginning to end, you guy is counting me down except for complaining, where is the smile?! ”
So Yulia smiled beautifully, almost like a fairy tale. Even the protagonist succubus lost his mind for a short time in front of such a smile.
"Okay, smile and see, now you can pay." In the next second, the fairy tale disappeared, and the protagonist was still greeted by the cruel real world.
"-All in all, don't treat the master as a jack, the master will never pay the bills, you bastard!" The main character, the succubus, has given up his intention to reason with the other party and is ready to leave here directly.
But just before that, the main character, the succubus, sees a familiar face.
A business-style smile, bright red hair color, and a strong incomprehensible strength.
“…… Aren't you at another maid café? "The volume of the main character, the succubus, has unconsciously decreased a lot.
The red-haired maid smiled and looked at the main character, the succubus, without saying a word.
So, the protagonist succubus confessed. While muttering about Bichi's ruthlessness and Bichi's injustice, he muttered about eating inside and out, and began to rummage through his own dimensional bags. Then take out all the gold and silver coins and copper plates and look at them.
After counting the money, the smiling maid said, "Very well, sir, you have paid the precious metal worth twenty-four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dwarven gold coins in our shop. After that, as long as the difference in the price of one gold coin, it is over. ”
The succubus of the protagonist of "......" has an expressionless face: "Is it okay to pay with other valuables?" He no longer wanted to argue, "Why is it just one gold coin?!" "This kind of thing.
"No, we only accept cash, no credit, and we do not accept other forms of payment." The red-haired maid said with a smile.
The succubus, the protagonist of "......", looked around at the guests with a good look of watching the show: "A dwarf gold coin, after which I will thank you for a thousand times the price, is anyone willing to help?" ”
To the surprise of the protagonist Succubus, those guys who are happy to see it, happy people, and run around to tell each other about it, completely ignore the charm of money, and have no intention of earning this ill-gotten gain.
"No one wants to help you, this master." The red-haired maid continued with a business-like smile: "So, you only have one way to go now." ”
"A road?"
"Yes, a road."
"Because of this, I just laughed at Xiaobai very hard, so, can I change to another job?" The main character, the succubus, asked very seriously.
"Nope."
"Really?" The main character, the succubus, asks.
"Hmm......" The red-haired maid thought for a moment, then said, "If you want, you can put on makeup, and then put on a maid costume to pick up customers, so that—"
"--I'll wash the dishes." The main character, the succubus, interrupted her and said resolutely.
“…… Huh? Hearing the main character, the succubus say this, the red-haired maid finally showed an expression other than a business smile.
That is, disappointment.
"Obviously, the foundation is so good, you can become a peerless beauty with a little dressing......" she said in a very regretful voice.
"......" So, the protagonist succubus tightened his body without hesitation, and then "clicked" to burst his shirt. (To be continued......)