Chapter 244: Pretending to be Zhang Jiao
The name of this village is Guangdi, and the general of the Yellow Turban Thieves who came to commit the crime was Zhao Hong, who was a complete bandit leader, and followed the trend to join the Yellow Turban Thieves, which was preserved.
Xu Kai appeared as his top boss, which scared him half to death, and exclaimed: "General Tiangong, why are you here?" ”
Xu Kai laughed and said, "General Ben is here to share the spoils." ”
"Huh?" The things that the yellow turban thieves grabbed have always belonged to themselves, and Zhao Hong still heard that he had to share it equally with Zhang Jiao from once, and Khan said: "Is the general short of money?" My subordinates are more than happy to lend you some......"
"What? You say borrow? What a guts! How about General Ben borrow your life now? ”
"This ...... The general is joking, right? What mistakes did the subordinates make? Before Zhao Hong could figure out the situation, Xu Kai had already cut off his head, and the Yellow Turban thieves immediately became a mess, not knowing whether to kill Zhang Jiao or flee for their lives.
Xu Kai pointed at the sky with a long sword: "Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me die!" Whoever is willing to listen to my command, Zhao Hong's troops will be under his jurisdiction. ”
"I do!" "I do!" "I do!" ……
The yellow turban thieves scrambled to be the first, and no one was willing to give in. Of course, who wouldn't want to be the boss? However, to be the boss depends on whether you have the ability to do it!
Seeing that there were so many of them, Xu Kai was quite interesting to play the marathon, and said with a smile: "Whoever goes to Nanpi first can take over Zhao Hong's position." ”
"Nanpi? So far? ”
"The ride will be there soon, hehe."
"Can we start now?"
……
The yellow turban thieves kept asking questions, and Xu Kai didn't know who to answer, so he could only wait for them to stop.
Ou Ye'er couldn't stay idle anymore and asked, "What the hell are you doing?" ”
"Huh?" Xu Kai doesn't like Ou Yeer's expression, Nangong Zilin has always been smiling, and she basically can't see her frowning, Ou Yeer is simply ugly her now, sure enough, what kind of face is worthy of whom, Ou Yeer is still the same as before, suitable for her.
"Uh-huh? Say it! ”
"You'll know in a moment, what's the hurry?" Xu Kai walked into the crowd. He said loudly: "Everyone, be quiet, I will announce the rules of the game now." ”
A loud yellow turban thief asked, "Game? Is this just a game, General Tiangong? ”
"Although it is a game, the winner can get Zhao Hong's position. General Ben will never break his word, and the day he arrives at Nanpi is the time of canonization! ”
"Then the general will quickly say the rules of the game, the brothers are already impatient."
"Listen up." Xu Kai twisted his neck and cleared his throat again. He said: "First, you can only go on foot, you can't run, you can't ride a horse, you can't use any means of transportation......
"Transportation?"
"That's what it means to be a chariot and a horse." Xu Kai continued: "Second, everyone should supervise each other on the way, if there is a violation of the rules of the game, you will be directly out of the game and lose the qualification for the competition; Thirdly, after arriving at Nanpi, you should say to the general, 'The green dragon has come to the world. swept the yellow sky' ten times, and if you don't say it, you will be directly disqualified from the competition. ”
"The green dragon came to the world and swept the yellow sky? Isn't that the slogan of the Blue Dragon Army? Why do we say the slogan of the Blue Dragon Army? ”
"Of course, it's to remind General Ben that there is still such a team that is fighting against the Yellow Turban Army." Xu Kai suddenly had a new idea, and said with a smile: "There is also a fourth, along the way, you have to shout that the green dragon is born, sweeping the yellow sky, and those who don't shout will lose the qualification for the competition." ”
"Shouting along the way? Isn't that going to tire people to death? What should I do if my voice is hoarse? ”
"Why are you again? There are quite a lot of questions, come out and speak! Xu Kai felt that this person was a little interesting, as if he was deliberately cooperating with himself. It's a pity that there are too many yellow turban thieves, and I don't know where he is.
Just listening to the whoosh, this person is agile and has a combat power of 180,000 points. I didn't expect to be mixed in with the yellow turban thieves, what a waste of talent.
"Subordinate Guan Hai, meet General Tiangong!" Guan Hai's voice was like a bell, and it was really terrifying to speak closely, Xu Kai's earwax was shaken out, and he said secretly: "Oops." It's been a long time since I've dug up, so it's time to take care of it when I go back......"
Guan Hai is a rare fierce general, Xu Kai asked: "You are good, are you willing to be my follower?" ”
"This ......" Guan Hai wanted Zhao Hong's position, but he didn't want to be a dog next to Zhang Jiao, and replied: "My subordinates still prefer to lead the army to fight, and they won't serve people......"
"Hahahaha, General Ben will definitely send you to the battlefield, it's your honor to be able to block the sword and gun for General Ben." Xu Kai continued to tease, and he didn't believe that this Guan Hai could stand it.
This sounds terrible, Guan Hai is a smart person, so he can only agree to Xu Kai's request, and said: "My subordinates are willing to block the sword and gun for the general!" ”
"Well, good!" Xu Kai touched Guan Hai's head, completely treating him as his pet, although Guan Hai was unconvinced, he still held back, after all, this person is the leader of the Yellow Turban Thief, don't want to mix here if you offend him.
Just after announcing the rules of the game, the Yellow Turban thieves shouted the slogan of the Green Dragon Army and set off towards Nanpi, Xu Kai can now imagine Zhang Jiao's expression when he saw these guys, and he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, and Guan Hai on the other side couldn't figure out what he was thinking.
There was an outsider around, Ou Ye'er felt very unnatural, and asked in a low voice, "Why did you leave him behind?" What now? ”
"Guan Hai, why did you join the Yellow Turban Army?" Xu Kaise glanced at Ou Ye'er with a smile and said with a smile.
"My subordinates were poor since they were children, and they could only become bandits, and then they responded to the general's call and joined the Yellow Turban Army, eager to show their ambitions."
It seems that most of the Yellow Turban thieves are from the bandits, and the original form of the bandits is also a peasant, they revolt aimlessly, although they can shake the foundation of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but they cannot make it perish, but let the princes have an opportunity, thinking of this, Xu Kai felt that Liu Bei, Cao Cao, Sun Quan and these people have to be grateful to the Yellow Turban Thieves, and said with a smile: "A show of ambition is not such an aimless killing, but the incompetent Eastern Han Dynasty will be completely defeated!" ”
"What the general said is very true!" Guan Hai has been looking for the master, he thought he had seen the wrong Zhang Jiao, but now he finally confirmed that his original decision was correct, and it was a beauty in his heart.
Xu Kai didn't want to establish an image for Zhang Jiao, and continued to ask: "What do you think of the Qinglong Army?" ”
"The Qinglong Army is a terrible army, and my Yellow Turban Army has been defeated by the Qinglong Army......" While Guan Hai said this, he was really afraid that Zhang Jiao would cut off his head and make a pair with Zhao Hong.
"If you could join the Blue Dragon Army, would you like to?" Xu Kai didn't know if this way could convince Guan Hai, and he also decided to kill him if he couldn't be subdued and get rid of a big trouble. (To be continued.) )