An intricately patterned mage robe dragged long to the ground, the pattern on it reminded me of the King of Spades in playing cards.

On his head is a pointed expanded brimmed hat, which is also full of bells and whistles, and there is a shining five-pointed star on the tip of the hat, which is full of clowns.

In my hand was a two-handed staff that was so exaggerated that I wanted to scream, and on top of it was a naked woman cast of metal and infused with magic, writhing her body in front of me, making all sorts of sultry poses.

I wondered how the "beauty" moved, but her hand was stretched out and retracted.

Lao Tzu is not a pervert, and he is still playing "Barbie Doll" here?

With such a dress, if you want to say that the rate of turning back when you walk out of the door is not 100%, you cut off my head and use it as a stool to sit on!

However, this equipment is still the best, not only does it not have attribute restrictions, but it can also enhance the user's attributes.

"How's this outfit? It took me a lot of work to make it look like this. ”

Fate smugly said to me, "That way, whoever you are, will no longer think of you as a killer, a hundred percent elemental mage." ”

"It's just a 100% elemental mage, and a idiot!"

I threw my cane to the ground with all my might, and then tore at my clothes.

Tell me to go out dressed like this? You might as well kill me with a single sword.

I've been playing games for so long, I can't afford to lose that person!

"Don't take it off, I ......" Fate was just about to explain something, but suddenly stopped.

"What are you?" I was about to ask the guy why he didn't go on. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and someone walked in.

In the Devil's House, there is only one person who can come and go in and out of my room at will, and without knocking.

Finished! She saw me dressed like this. Still not to be laughed at by her?

But now it's too late to change, I'm standing by the bed, and she can see it as soon as she comes in, and I guess I've seen it by now.

I said...... That one...... This dress ......" I put on a wry smile and slowly turned to face Yun Yun, while fiddling with the equipment in my backpack, planning to take two random ones out and change them first.

"Where did you get this outfit?"

Contrary to my expectations, Yunyun saw me like this, and instead of smiling, she showed a look of surprise.

"Huh? Does this garbage have any special purpose? "I've long been familiar with the expressions of the clouds. That's how she's going to look at me, and there's definitely something to come.

You know, Yun Yun has high requirements for taste of this kind of thing. I usually go out on the street with her, and my head-to-toe outfit must be strictly reviewed by her, and I can't order anything that can't be on the table.

According to today's dress, if it were as before, she would have rushed up and tore it with her hands and feet. But now she looked at me, and with a playful expression, she dragged her chin with her hand and looked at it carefully.

Usually. When she shows this expression, it means that my outfit is basically in line with her requirements, as long as I adjust it slightly.

"Take it off and show me." Yun Yun pointed to the "spades?" on my body. The robe, and the clown hat on my head.

I couldn't wait to replace this garbage, and at the sound of an order, I divided myself by two.

Anyway, it's all in front of his wife, so what's there to be ashamed of?

"No property restrictions? It turned out to be an imitation, no wonder. Yun Yun looked at the attributes of the two pieces of equipment in her hand. And I saw the staff of the ground that I had thrown to the ground.

"Even this one! When did you make it? ”

"This ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

I don't know when fate got these things, I can only use a giggle to pass by.

"And said you don't want to come, it turns out that you have already prepared!" Yun Yun suddenly was happy, pushed me and said, "When did you go online to prepare these things, why don't I know?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Another giggle.

I can't say that this qiē is the ghost of that NPC, that guy is in my body now, ready to go with me.

Seeing that I only smiled and didn't say anything, Yun Yun didn't continue to ask, but said, "Since you have already made preparations, you must have investigated all the information of the Fire Dragon Wings, right?" I'm still worrying about your disguised identity, and it seems that you are more prepared than I am. ”

Yun Yun turned her hand and handed the thing back to mine, and turned to pick up the staff on the ground.

How? Do you want me to keep wearing it?

Don't!

I hurriedly took Yun Yun's hand and whispered, "It turns out that my wife has already prepared it for me, so I don't have to wear this dress, let's change it for what you prepared for me." ”

"Not good." Yun Yun pouted and shook her head, played with the staff in her hand, and reached out to poke the writhing ** beauty's butt at the top of the staff.

"You've put so much thought into this operation, how can I bear to see your efforts go to waste?"

No way?

Looking at Yun Yun's action, there were a few drops of cold sweat on my head.

I didn't make this thing, I made it by that damn NPC, how could I be so perverted to make such a thing.

Even if I want to be punished, I shouldn't be punished. Why do you want me to go out in this clown-like outfit?

Even if I'm using someone else's identity, our own family still knows. If I accidentally take a picture and get it on the Internet, wouldn't all my reputation in this life be ruined?

Yun Yun saw that I was sweating profusely in a hurry, and looked at the perverted staff in my hand again, her face suddenly turned red, and she hurriedly stuffed the staff into my hand.

"Still hold this staff, otherwise it won't be like the pervert of the Fire Dragon Wings. It's hard for you that something like this can be faked. And that mask. You shouldn't forget, right? ”

"Masks? What noodles ...... Tool. ”

A look at the backpack showed that there was indeed a mask lying inside.

In fact, it is an eye patch, with two rubies set in the place of the eyes, and a circle of small diamonds around it. The rest of the parts are all red with fiery phoenix feathers, which look like the ones worn on the face by Halloween dancing girls.

If worn on a scantily clad girl, this mask can be said to be ingenious, not only jewelry, gorgeous, but also can bring a sense of mystery. But if you wear it on the face of a big old man......

**！

opened his mouth and was about to scold, but suddenly thought that Yun Yun was in front of him, so he could only swallow back the dirty words that were sent to his mouth.

"Put it on and I'll see it." Yun Yun leaned gently to the side of the bed, expelling a judge's posture.

Get. I can't wear it anymore.

Taking a long breath, I tried to control my emotions and played myself as a ...... A clown plus pervert.

"Take two steps and see." Yun Yun continued to give orders.

Two more steps? Really, am I putting on a show?

No way. Looking at Yun Yun's expectant eyes. I can't say anything about this fire.

Although this robe is very light to wear, not only does it not affect my movements, but it also improves my degree. But when I think of that ridiculous appearance, I feel that my hands and feet are a little disobedient, and I walk like a marionette. How stiff and stiff it is, how ugly it is.

"No, no, no!" Yun Yun shook her head again and again, and said with a point: "Keep your head a little higher." Lift your chest, don't stiffen your neck, and don't swing your shoulders too straight, and shake back and forth slightly. When you walk, you should look around and look where you are not serious. ”

Shrimp? Walking like this, is that still a bleat?

I really want to ask, what kind of work is the fire dragon wings, so I rushed to this outfit and added Yun Yun's guided action posture. What do I think this guy is not a serious person?

"You haven't seen the Fire Dragon Wings, so I'd better come and make sure you get through." The voice of fate sounded in my head, and it seemed that it wanted to take my place in the control of this body.

This feeling is very unpleasant, but if you really want me to learn this pervert, I really can't learn it.

"Don't worry." Seeing that I was a little hesitant, fate said: "This body is yours, I just borrowed it." You can take back the command whenever you want, as long as you want to move, or if you don't want to move, I can't fight with you. ”

That's good! I'm really afraid that when the time comes, I'll become a soul locked in a puppet, and I'll have to obey a npnetbsp for everything; Looking back, it seems that if you can't learn the fire dragon wings today, don't think about fooling around. Acquiescing to fate's plea, I felt my body begin to move involuntarily.

Taking a deep breath, his originally strong chest straightened up somewhat exaggeratedly. The head was held high, and the five-pointed star hanging from the hat was pulled diagonally above the cheek, close to the tip of the eyebrow.

With each step, the shoulders sway back and forth in an exaggerated manner, and it feels like you are dragging your body forward with your shoulders, rather than with your feet.

Walking up to Yun Yun, his gaze suddenly moved down to Yun Yun's full chest, and then his head turned and he whistled loudly.

Depend on!

Rogue!

Am I scolding myself?

Wrong! I'm scolding fate, scolding the pervert that fate pretends to be.

It's time for Yunyun to be angry this time, right? She was usually the most unaccustomed to these little hooligans.

I carefully observed Yun Yun's expression, but saw that she nodded with satisfaction, clapped her hands, and said: "Sure enough, I have worked hard, if I hadn't seen your unnatural appearance just now, I would have thought that the pervert of the Fire Dragon Wings was standing in front of me." ”

"Dragonwings is a pervert?"

I blurted out.

Fate didn't lie to me, as long as I want to do something and say something, my body can be controlled by me at any time.

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