Chapter 061: Dull January
"Huh! Why are you looking at me with this look! The next day, Li Chen returned to the team for training, and the eyes of his teammates made him feel a little unbearable.
"Hehe", "hehe", "roar", "wahaha", all kinds of strange laughter came and went, but no one spoke.
With a snap of his fingers, Li Chen asked the staff, "Brown, what's wrong with them one by one?" Drink the vaccine as a coke? Or is it mad cow disease? ”
Obviously, Li Chen didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and the Brown in his mouth didn't speak, and like everyone else, Brown only laughed weirdly.
Damn, Li Chen stretched out a middle finger, and then rotated his body 360 degrees in a circle, this guy despised all the people.
This is how public outrage is caused, in response to Li Chen are countless middle fingers, the tragic picture makes the protagonist collapse instantly, is he mistaken for the captain of the green army, but there is no reason, the leather team is so ugly! I'm so handsome!
Finally, Li Chen, who couldn't stand everyone's eyes, gave an ultimatum, "What's going on with you one by one, talk well, what's wrong?" ”
At the critical time, the boss was still the boss, and Kobe, who had been practicing and sweating, took a sip of water, and then said to Li Chen very ambiguously, "Rookie, didn't you die today?" ”
Yes! Li Chen instantly understood, and the reason for asking for leave that he said yesterday had spread throughout the stadium in such a short period of time. With his understanding of these people, Li Chen believed that the news should have reached the Clippers by now.
But since he was already embarrassed, he could only put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, "What's the matter, you don't accept it, there is a feeling that you try it eleven times a night, of course, the premise is that you can do it eleven times." Saying that, Li Chen sneered twice, and the meaning of provocation was very obvious.
The number eleven obviously scared off many people, and the boss first expressed disbelief, "Rookie, are you all little virgins when we are, eleven times?" Or do you think you're a breeding pig? Besides, the breeding pigs are not so fierce! ”
Li Chen looked at the boss very draggedly, and at the same time he said something very tuggingly, "Socrates once said, by the way, I'm afraid you don't know, Socrates is a very famous scholar in ancient Greece, he once said, 'Man's ignorance lies in his ignorance of not knowing his own', and now, what I want to say to you is this sentence." ”
Being able to use the words of the sages on this occasion, Li Chen can be regarded as a festival.
"Phil Jackson once said, 'Man's ignorance is that he never knows that he is about to die.'" At the same time that Li Chen's words shocked the audience, such a sentence also came out from a corner of the stadium.
"Hell, man, if you want to fake, you have to at least have a Greek name, Phil Jackson, I still want KFC, can you be a little more American?" Li Chen arrogantly laughed at the ignorance of the interjector, but after a moment he realized that something was wrong, "Eh, Phil Jackson? ”
Hehe, Li Chen turned his head, and what appeared in his field of vision was a sullen old man, and the sharp gaze of the other party made someone's heart tremble.
The old monk looked Li Chen up and down, and after a while, the old guy said with bad intentions, "Very good, KFC!" This analogy is very vivid! ”
"Coach, I'm kidding, I was just hungry and wanted to order a takeout", Li Chen explained incoherently, "Really, I swear, you and KFC don't look like each other at all!" "This guy is already scared stupid.
"Why, I think it's a good analogy, isn't it, Lamar?" The old monk looked at Li Chen suspiciously, and what he said was completely different from what he really thought in his heart.
The Grand Lama was obviously not stunned, and in the face of this complicated situation, he decisively chose to temporarily steal himself, "Ah, coach? What did you just say? KFC? Ah, I'm hungry, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, I'll talk about it later, let me go and eat first! After speaking, the great lama flashed quickly, leaving Li Chen alone without righteousness.
"I'm sorry, Cruz, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that the water is too deep to wade through!" Odom excused himself as he ran, and of course, he didn't forget to gloat.
"Hehe, yesterday was exhausted, today you are exhausted, brother, take out your strength eleven times a night!"
Li Chen stood tremblingly in front of the old monk, he could already have a premonition that it would be difficult today. died early and was born early, he simply put his heart sideways, "Coach, you can give me a word if you live or die!" ”
"Yo"! The boss exclaimed, "Phil, this little guy is quite backbone!" With his consistent behavior, I thought he would beg for forgiveness with a dead face! Obviously, Li Chen's performance greatly surprised people.
The old monk looked at Li Chen quietly, and after a while, he spoke, "Cruze, I have coached for so many years, and I have coached countless players, including top superstars like Jordan Kobe, as well as some unknown soy sauce pawns. The old monk first put on a condescending posture and counted his glorious history.
"Of course, it's not the first time I've seen a player miss training, but it's the first time I've met a player on the grounds of 'exhausting death', and in that sense, you've set a new precedent." When he said the key words, the old monk couldn't help laughing, the disciple's best quality really made him have to worship, of course, this did not mean that he would let Li Chen go easily.
"In terms of team rules, you should be considered a private matter, right? And it's not an irresistible factor, is it? The old monk counted all kinds of undesirable things that his disciples should not do, and he hoped that the other party could deeply reflect on his mistakes.
Li Chen was very cooperative with the old monk, "Understood, coach, I won't make the same mistake again!" I hope you can forgive me for my mistake this time", he still expects the old monk to let him go, but the hippie-born Zen master is obviously not a generous person.
"Originally, I didn't plan to pursue it, after all, young people are impulsive, and I can't blame you for not holding back for a while!" The word 'originally' instantly killed Li Chen's last glimmer of hope, and the old monk said seriously, "Phil Jackson can forgive you, but Grandpa KFC has decided to give you some punishment, you don't have to participate in the training match today, run 200 laps around the court!" I believe this workout will have a significant effect on boosting your stamina! ”
"Coach wise!" Bynum took the lead in raising the banner of anti-water, "I'm sure Cruze won't mind this little punishment, after all, he's a man eleven times a night!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes......" An Zhu's words have been widely recognized by people!
The end of being too high-profile is that everyone betrays their relatives and leaves, and Li Chen paid the price for his eleven times in one night! In Bynum's words, this guy is too arrogant and must be cured! Even if you are capable, you don't need to be so domineering, it will only make others jealous!
Two hundred laps is the first task after Li Chen returns to training, although he is tired and half dead, but the physical strength plus 1 still gives him a little comfort in the tragedy, and the physical strength of 77 points is considered to be at the upper average level in the league.
January for the Lakers has been a quiet month, with the Purple and Gold having been tepid since the start of strangling the Knicks. The dominance of the 10-game winning streak at the start of the season seems to have disappeared.
On January 4, the Lakers defeated the Hornets 114-102 on the road, but the next day they unexpectedly lost to the Giant Killer Bobcats in back-to-back games.
Zen Master said after the game that the Lakers have now entered a stable period, halfway through the regular season, the team's lineup has basically completed the run-in, the goal has begun to turn to the playoffs, and player rotation is also a normal arrangement.
Li Chen didn't care about the situation of the team, in his opinion, it doesn't matter to him whether the Lakers win or lose, as long as they can enter the playoffs, even if they enter the eighth place in the West, they won't mind, as long as they get the ticket to the playoffs, the championship ring is basically proper.
You must know that there is no Li Chen in real history, but the Lakers still went all the way to the finals, and now with a strong small forward, the strength of the Purple and Gold Army will only be stronger.
The effect of the old monk kicking Li Chen into the bench every now and then is becoming more and more obvious, with the help of the right to fire freely, Big Apple's offensive strength has improved at an astonishing speed, and the awareness of singles and scoring has become more and more intense, and more importantly, the super rookie is showing more and more confidence in the face of defenders, and now he looks like a real core of the team.
Some experts in the league have also gradually noticed the changes in the Lakers, and former Rockets coach Jeff Van Gundy wrote an article saying, "Don't look at the Lakers' recent tepid games, that's just their disguise." With the rapid growth of the Big Apple, the Purple and Gold now have two completely different systems, the Black Mamba and Gasol, and the Big Apple and Odom, which are the two most important combinations for the Lakers. ”
"The Zen master tried his best to train the Big Apple to be the next Kobe, and now it seems that he has succeeded, although Lee's personal strength is still a little lacking, but his combination with Odom is definitely stronger than the starters of many weak teams in the league, and you have to know that they are more often just a backup for the Lakers!"
"When it comes to the playoffs, it's hard for me to imagine any team that can withstand the rotational attacks of these two combinations in a row, not to mention, the Lakers still have a killer feature, and it is not new to have the Big Apple as a guest point guard, his only shortcoming is a slightly weaker ball control level, but there are still a few months left in the playoffs, and the Big Apple has plenty of time to perfect his dribbling. Big Apple, Black Mamba, Alizagasol, and Bynum! Well, I'll admit, I'm already crazy about it! ”
Van Gundy's remarks caused quite a stir in the league, and most experts were supportive of this, Li Chen's growing strength made the Lakers' strength more and more unfathomable, and people could only wait for the playoffs to verify the true strength of the Purple and Gold Army.
The reporter of the "Los Angeles Times" interviewed the focus of Zen master Phil Jackson with the opinions of various experts, and the old monk smiled without saying a word, and his mysterious attitude cast a veil on the true strength of the Lakers.
As expected, the old monk completely used the arena as a training ground in the next game, and all kinds of strange combinations emerged one after another, even if the Lakers' record was finally surpassed by the Knights led by James in the ups and downs, the old monk always behaved unhurriedly.
The regular season is just a game, the playoffs are the real battlefield, and the old monk has long seen through the glitz of the record, and the goal is only the championship, and the rest is not important.
The Lakers' 11 games in January ended up 7-4, and the decline in their record has also caused many fans who are unclear about the truth to express concern about the team's situation, and they have criticized Phil Jackson for being too chaotic, treating the game as a training game, and treating the team's record as child's play, so that the confidence of the Purple and Gold will be damaged.
In this regard, the Lakers' players have expressed their support for the head coach, Kobe Bryant said in an interview that this is the decision of the team's coaching staff after discussion, through the actual game to run in the team's lineup, for the Lakers who are aiming for the playoffs, this small loss is acceptable.
As a popular student in Los Angeles, Li Chen has also followed in the footsteps of the boss, and he has benefited a lot from recent games, although he has been put into the bench from time to time, but with the help of free fire, his various statistics have increased a lot.
Current data:
99 shots, 99 three-pointers, 56 free throws, 62 slam dunks, 61 steals, 66 layups, 64 blocks, 75 passes, 76 dribbles;
80 offensive rebounds, 72 defensive rebounds, 79 offensive awareness, 72 defensive awareness, 71 key shots;
Speed 86, Agility 76, Bounce 67, Strength 72, Endurance 75, Stamina: 78;
Although the disadvantage of free throws is still obvious, based on the current data alone, Li Chen is enough to be regarded as a star player, and the newly released All-Star voting results also strongly prove this!
(Ahh I'll work hard, ask for a ticket collection!! Fatten and kill it, add a collection, this is all motivation! )
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