Chapter 11: Lori is poisonous!
"Get out of the way!"
The voice is very soft and soft, and although the tone sounds cold, it is difficult to hide the cute and cute taste in it.
"What?" Feng Le was woken up from her fantasy by the voice of the loli in front of her, she told me to get out of the way? Did I hear me wrong? What about the good name of the master?
Feng Le felt that his heart was about to break, and pointed to the Lori in front of him, and he said in a sad tone: "Although you are a cute little Lori, please take a good look, now I live here!" How can you get me out of the way? Are you in the wrong place? ”
"You're Lori, your whole family is Lori." The voice of the black straight little Lori is still so cold, "I'm eighteen years old this year, and, you said this is your home?" Hehe, I'm telling you, this is my home! ”
"Scared?! Are you eighteen? Feng Le was startled when he heard the voice of the loli in front of him, he thought that the little loli in front of him was at most in her early tens, and she was eighteen years old? Really?
"What about you at the age of eighteen, this is indeed my home, how can you say that it is your home? I've never seen you, no. Feng Le shook his head, no longer thinking about the age of this Lori, but started a debate on the ownership of the house.
"Did you rent a house from a guy named Liu Xiangdong? I tell you, this house was mine and is still mine! ”
"It's true that I rented a house from Liu Xiangdong, but how can you say that this house is yours? This house should be Liu Xiangdong's. Feng Le was even more confused, where is this?
"Let me tell you, my name is Liu Xiaoying, Liu Xiangdong is my father, this house has always been lived in by me, that guy rented the house to you while I was out, now do you understand?" When Liu Xiangdong's name was mentioned, Feng Le obviously felt that this Lori had a bit of gnashing of teeth.
"You...... Are you Liu Xiangdong's daughter? Damn, who are you fooling! Feng Le looked incredulous, what are you kidding? In his previous life, Liu Xiangdong was a single, and I never heard that he was married, let alone had a daughter.
Wait, these are two worlds, nothing will change, right? Feng Le just thought that something had changed in places related to League of Legends before, and other places were still the same, but if what this Lori said in front of him was true, it seems that other places are also a little different!
"Is your father the same Liu Xiangdong with a flat head, a pair of glasses, a strong body, and a muscular body?"
"My dad has a big back, no glasses, and a muscular body? Hehe, he's fat at best. The black long straight Lori's voice was flat, as if the person she was talking about had little to do with him.
"If you don't believe me, here's my hukou page, and the title deed of this house, you can take a look." Hei Changzhi Lori's tone paused, turned around and flipped out a page of household registration and a real estate certificate from the suitcase beside him, and handed them to Feng Le.
Feng Le took over the household registration page and the real estate certificate, the name on the household registration page is indeed Liu Xiaoying, the place of birth and place of origin also coincide with the place where Liu Xiangdong is located, the real estate certificate is indeed the room where he lives, and the name of the head of the household is also Liu Xiaoying, plus her description of Liu Xiangdong's appearance just now, Feng Le couldn't help but believe what the Lori in front of him said.
"You can't really be Liu Xiangdong's daughter, right?"
Feng Le's tone was full of disbelief, damn it, how could Liu Xiangdong give birth to such a daughter?
"I can't help it if you don't believe me, now please get out of the way." took back the account page in Feng Le's hand, and this Lori named Liu Xiaoying actually pushed it at Feng Le.
"Damn! Are Lori so violent now? Feng Le saw Liu Xiaoying pushing him, and subconsciously dodged sideways, and his dodge just exposed half of the door that had just been completely blocked by him.
"Oops! What are you doing? I sued you for breaking into a house, believe it or not! Looking at Liu Xiaoying, who slipped into the house and sneered at him while he was hiding, Feng Le suddenly felt that he had failed very much.
"Breaking into a house? Hehe, this property is written in my name, do you know? You go and sue, and then see who the police arrest them. Liu Xiaoying's voice was very cold and proud.
"I ...... Depend on! Feng Le, who said these two words after holding back for a long time, could only sadly acquiesce in the fact that this Lori named Liu Xiaoying broke into his territory......
"Hey, what's your name?" Liu Xiaoying sat on the sofa in the living room and said to Feng Le, who was still standing at the door.
"Feng Le." Feng Le's voice was very low, and he actually called a Lori to play, damn, shame......
"Feng Le, let's bring in the luggage outside my door." Liu Xiaoying's voice was very calm, as if she was ordering her subordinates.
"Damn, I warn you! Don't go too far! Pointing at Liu Xiaoying, Feng Le said in a sad tone.
"Hehe, don't take it, I'll call the police and sue you for breaking into the house." Looking at Liu Xiaoying, who took out her mobile phone from her body and was about to broadcast the number, Feng Le was like a balloon that had been punctured, and she went out of the house to carry her luggage in frustration.
There's no way, people are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, they have no money to pay rent for these two months, although Liu Xiangdong has given him a time limit, but this house now seems to be the Lori named Liu Xiaoying in front of him! When the time comes, the police will really call the police, just need to look at the appearance of the two, a seemingly innocent Lori, a young man who looks like an unemployed vagrant, after seeing the name on the real estate certificate, does the police uncle still need to hesitate about anything?
A lewd and evil young man broke into Lori's house with the intention of mistreating Lori, but fortunately, the heroic and glorious police uncle arrived in time to stop the impending tragedy......
Thinking of the upcoming scene in his mind, Feng Le shuddered, fortunately he didn't have a hard time with this evil Lori! This is the innocent and cute little Loli in those movies.,This is obviously the goth Lori in League of Legends, okay! Except that there is no bear, this Lori looks even more vicious!
With complicated feelings, he brought the suitcase at the door into the house, and looked at Liu Xiaoying sitting on the sofa, Feng Le stood there, and he didn't know what he should do next......
"I'm hungry, why are you still stunned? Go cook for me. Glancing at Feng Le, Liu Xiaoying commanded coldly.
"I'll be your ......" The tone was just mentioned, and the uncle hadn't spit it out of his mouth, but he softened because of the Apple phone that Liu Xiaoying got back in his hand.
"I can't cook......" Feng Le's tone was very aggrieved, like a bullied little daughter-in-law......
"And how did you survive these days? You can't eat out every meal, right? Liu Xiaoying frowned, obviously not believing Feng Le's words.
"I eat instant noodles at home to make a living, but I don't think you can eat that stuff, so why do I say?" Waving his hand to show that he was not lying, Feng Le opened his mouth to explain.
"Soak me two buckets of noodles, a bucket of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, a bucket of fish and shrimp noodles, don't put chili peppers in the beef noodles, okay, go ahead."
"Holy! Do you usually eat instant noodles too? Feng Le's tone was very shocked, he thought that a person like Liu Xiaoying, who must eat and drink well every day, is pampered, how can he eat instant noodles, but listening to her tone, it is obvious that she is an old noodle farmer who is struggling on the front line of instant noodles!
"Hehe, I only eat a lot more instant noodles than you, okay, hurry up and go clubbing." Liu Xiaoying sneered, but her eyes were slightly closed, ignoring Feng Le.
Damn, Feng Le saw Liu Xiaoying close her eyes, gave her a middle finger hatefully, and then reluctantly went to the kitchen to make noodles......
"The noodles are ready." Feng Le said as he brought buckets of instant noodles to the small coffee table in the living room, he made a total of four buckets of noodles, in addition to Liu Xiaoying's, he also made himself two buckets of Master Kong's braised beef noodles, after all, he was hungry after tossing for a long time.
Seeing that the noodles were served, Liu Xiaoying ignored Feng Le and ate it by herself.
"I don't know how to say thank you, really." Shaking his head to express his dissatisfaction with the goth loli in front of him, Feng Le also lowered his head and ate noodles, he was so busy for a long time that he was hungry.
Ten minutes later.
"What are you doing!" Feng Le looked at the bucket of braised noodles that was taken away by Gothic Lori with a sad face, "That's mine!" ”
"I'm hungry." Liu Xiaoying rarely explained to Feng Le, and then swept aside the two empty noodle buckets in front of her, picked up Feng Le's braised noodles that had been soaked and had not yet had time to eat.
Looking at the appearance of the dark gothic Lori eating noodles in front of him, and then looking at his still shriveled lower abdomen, a sense of sadness suddenly permeated Feng Le's heart.
Is this the legendary heavenly general who descends on Lori Yusi, and must first suffer his mind, strain his muscles and bones, and starve his body and skin......
Oh my! Hurry up and take this Lori away! I can't stand it! Woowoo......
I beg you! Woowoo......