Chapter 26: Two-Finger Zen
"Ahh
Playing Lai covered the back of his head and turned his head with his mouth open, two eyes staring at the garden, his pupils were constantly trembling, and he looked at you very innocently.
His pitiful expression makes you wonder if you have found the wrong person.
So the kind you hesitate for a moment, "Poof! "Poof!" "Poof!"
Three darts slammed into Lai's back, blood splattering out.
He groaned in pain and struggled to turn around.
Playing Lai Tingting, facing you men and two women, Chu Chu took out an old beer bottle from his arms.
The bottle was very old and the mouth was very worn.
Playing Lai held the bottle as a microphone and was about to say something, asking why he was hitting.
Even if you ask for a salary for the New Year, you have to be polite before the guest, Shaolin doesn't say that you have to convince people with virtue, how can you be polite, isn't it the best political solution, but I didn't wait for him to put poss.
Shen Jun's Tai Chi sword was handed over, the lion shook his head, the Tai Chi sword charged the move, and the flying body was cut out by the two swords from far and near, followed by the dragonfly point to break the defense, the four swords were almost seamless, and only a few sword shadows were seen.
Let you be relieved by the soy sauce, this NPC wife can really fight hooligans during the day and warm the bed at night.
"Puff puff!" This time, four wounds appeared on the head, chest, stomach, and buttocks of Lai Lai.
Like a punctured bloody skin, blood spurted everywhere.
After playing with Lai Shen's resounding wail, his expression became solemn, and it seemed that the enemy was coming, and a turbulent murderous aura appeared on his face.
I saw that his tiger body was shocked, and the chrysanthemum was tight. Hold your left hand on your chest and drag the beer bottle with your right hand. Although there are no willow branches in it, it also poses that I am Guanyin Bodhisattva. Oral recitation:
"Hmmm!".
The light on Lai's body is shining, and the red, blue, and purple changes are endless, like colorful marquees.
You think to yourself that if you don't offer this glorious old boy to the golden hall of the Jinling Palace, it will set off the festive atmosphere and whitewash the peace is a bit blind.
Come to think of it, you have combat experience and jump away agilely, afraid of playing some group attack moves.
In the retreating air, although you are retreating strategically, you are dual-minded. The blue light flashed, and the glass flower was thrown.
"Bang!"
With a bang, the brick and glass flowers seemed to smash on the big bell, splashing firelight, and flying back into his hand in a wonderful arc, and the faint sound of the bell echoed in the temple.
The hegemon was invincible, Yin Yubing held ten darts in his hand and twisted his hips in place for two weeks, raised one leg with his back to play, and threw ten darts from under him with his head down. Ecstasy Dart Flying Flowers.
The dart was also bounced off by the seven-colored light mask with the sound of the howling wind, and slammed into the two trees in the distance, violently causing the trees to tremble together, and a crow holding a selfie with a mobile phone on the tree flew up.
Under a few crow feathers flying in the sky. The Lai Lama smiled fiercely, his expression was in place, and he held a beer bottle in his hand to make a fire to the sky. The bottle grew longer in the wind, reaching the size of a large door.
Round bottles smash down on you with the sound of the whirring wind. It was the flying sword that covered the sun and dry clouds.
You take a dashing step to the right and watch the bottle smash to the ground.
You take two steps forward. Wheel up the glass flower and smash it, the glass flower actually knocked out more than 100 blood, you sighed: "This brick is not as good as before." ”
So you change the flask and smash it on the head, and the pot becomes a kettle.
The wine spilled Lai's head, and more than 200 blood were killed, the effect was not obvious, and Lai's cerebral infarction was not good, you sighed:
"It's not easy to use".
Playing Lai shook his head and shook his head to drink, like a prosperous fortune that only comes out of the water.
He opened his mouth just to say something cruel, not wanting to be pressed by your head, and your solemn and gentle voice pierced his eardrums:
"Don't move, you try this again."
"Bang Bang!" , three sounds, you saw the dragon in the field, and slapped the three big mouths.
Lai covered his cheeks and roared:
"Hit people without hitting your face, let you hit twice, you're still addicted!"
After speaking, he stood in front of his chest with his right hand, and carried a beer bottle in his left hand and made a Guanyin shape.
It's just that his eyes are fierce, and the bright red palm prints on his face ruin the shape, and you completely offend him, he said
"Well!".
"Bang!"
With a bang, the body of the player instantly released a flash of light, and the color of the colorful large bulb changed rapidly.
You and the two women couldn't dodge in time, and were ejected more than ten meters away by the seven-colored flash, and more than 1,000 blood were dropped.
Playing with Lai and hiding in the light mask shaped like a giant bell and smiling, what can you do if I hide in it?
You must find a place in embarrassment, so you finger play and scolded loudly:
"You scum of Tibetan Tantra, if you learn to read the six-character mantra, you will learn to buckle the shell of a turtle. If you hide in it and don't come out, are you going to stay in it for the rest of your life? ”
Shen Jun also knocked on the turtle shell with his sword, and the shell hit the spark, Shen Jun shouted with a solemn expression:
"What about you, what is your daughter-in-law's name, who is the master, and how many people are in the family."
Lai Lai's smile froze, his head shook a few times, his eyes were full of anger, and his pupils trembled vigorously:
"What does this matter have to do with my family today?"
Yin Yubing stabbed the Heaven and Earth Extinction in his hand on the turtle shell, rubbed the front and back a few times, and then smiled and continued:
"I'm going to make a poster of your image and put it all over the streets, and see how your children can write my father's essay when they look at you like a turtle. Look at me here, read eggplant, now put on a poss. ”
Playing Lai was shocked in his heart, hurriedly removed the turtle shell, wheeled the beer bottle, and the clouds of the flying sword traveled thousands of miles, charging towards Yin Yubing.
Yin Yubing escaped with a goose, leaving pink peach blossoms under his feet.
Shen Jun stabbed with a sword, played with Lai was stabbed in the buttocks, turned his head and wheeled up the wine bottle of the flying sword of the flying sword.
This is a furious move, there is no sword in the sword, there is no sword in the heart, there is no sword and no sword - the sword flying slash, slashing the target in a row to deal damage......
Shen Jun was knocked away and flew into the distance, and you hurriedly hugged your sister in the air and hugged Shen Jun back.
Yin Yubing carried ten darts in his hand, turned around and spun twice to skim the darts out, and the flying flowers of the ecstasy darts scattered.
Ten darts are out at the same time, and they are smashed on the head, chest, buttocks, etc.
Playing with great anger, he let out a roar that resounded through the sky, waved the wine bottle, and it was the flying sword again.
With a move to attack the sword qi from afar, a sword qi chased Yin Yubing with eyes like a cruise missile.
Yin Yubing smiled gracefully, and waved his hand in the air, "Bang!" A white mist appeared.
The fog quickly spread, and the sound rain and ice disappeared in the lightening fog.
The liquor qi formed by the beer bottle lost its target and smashed into the clearing, and the sword qi was able to fall short.
Before he could come to his senses, a blue light flashed, and the glass flower smashed on the old wound on the big bag on the brain.
He put a circle on his head, dizzy, plopped, and fell to the ground.
Playing Lai fell to the ground, lamenting that I had blinded my flying sword swordsmanship, and I couldn't fight a brick.
Qi and blood surged, he covered his lower abdomen with his hands, moaned in his mouth, his face was hideous, and his blood was not much.
You brazenly walked up to him, crouched down and looked at the painful player and asked:
"Is there anything else you have to say?"
"Tell my daughter-in-law to play with her life, the reality is skinny, and I can't go to the end with her. Find a good man to marry. Tell her that there is the private money I have saved under the ingenious stone trough of feeding the pigs at home. In addition, I must let my daughter go to college, and see how terrible it is that I am uneducated, and I have to steal books as a lama, and I will die here today. ”
"Why is your expression painful?"
"Yesterday I stole a book and caught a cold, and my lower abdomen hurt."
You decide to treat Lai Lai, and you pull back Lai Lai's clothes, revealing your belly.
Take out the skinning knife, open a small opening, and pull out the intestines of the toyer.
Seeing that Lai Lai is looking at you in shock, you notice that the amount of anesthetic is not enough, pick up the glass flower and smash Lai a few times until he closes his eyes.
You're very smart, you've never studied medicine, but you also found the head of the large intestine and saw a moldy appendix, and you cut it off.
Put the intestines back, you wipe the sweat, and raise your hand: "Needle and thread." ”
The two girls who were already stunned were startled by your shout, but fortunately, Shen Jun is the second lady of the Shen family of Golden Needle, and she knows something about medical skills.
And the twenty-four golden acupuncture therapy is the family internal strength.
So Shen Jun never lacked needles in her bag, so she took out the needle and thread and handed it to your favorite you.
You fly the needle and sew the belly of the player in style, and a brand new zipper is born on the round belly of the player, and there is a bow on it.
Remove the root of the stomach pain, play Lai's favor for you quickly rises, reach your best friend, and give you the task item Yijin Sutra.
And invite you to go to your hometown in the northwest desert to drink wine and eat roast whole sheep when it is convenient.
You completed the task, sent the Yijin Sutra back to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and ran to the head of Xuanren to report the good news.
But the old guy was addicted to the picture of the spring palace and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't look at you, so he threw a book into the ground in front of you.
Picked up the second internal skill that Xuanren threw to the ground, but fortunately, he didn't skim the yellow pictorial.
When you squint, it is the Shaolin martial arts that are famous in the universe: two-finger Zen.
All attribute bonuses, arm strength is more.
There are special effects on the full floor: every time you make a move, the strength of the starting hand will shock the surrounding targets, and the higher the arm strength, the greater the damage increase. (To be continued......)