There is no expected young model service, and the Shui Lanxing Flower Planter is advocating the construction of a civilized society with a new life of the Bolsheviks, and only drinks are provided in the clubhouse, and Wuyishan leads Lao Ye to take a taxi home.

If you stay outside for a long time, it is easy to run into patrol police, Lao Ye does not have an ID card, and it will be more troublesome on the premise of not violently resisting the law.

"The time is not right, and there will be a chance to take you down to the five seas to catch turtles in the future, which will definitely make you feel like the sea. ”

Turn on the TV, board the shrimp live broadcast platform, and enter the dance area, "There is a saying in your hometown called Wangmei to quench thirst, it was said by Emperor Cao Cao of Wei Wu, you just watch the live broadcast, watch the dance and stop itching." I'm going to sleep, and when you're sleepy, go sleep in another room, and that's your room from now on. ”

Ye Liangchen regained his fighting spirit on the sofa, and picked up the remote control as if he had won a treasure.

Throwing the remote control to Lao Ye, Wuyishan yawned, took a shower casually, and went to Mengzhou Gong.

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"My God, Lao Ye, you haven't slept all night, have you?"

Wu Yishan looked at Ye Liangchen with big red eyes, and he didn't seem to have moved his nest on the sofa all night.

"None of these tricksters sleek, and some of them said they were going to rest, so I changed the mechanism. What do the words of all the colors that keep floating on it? I can read some of them, and some of them can't. ”

"This is simplified Chinese, which is a simplified version of the text you usually use, you look at the screen, and they send it called barrage, which is sent by the audience who watch people dance like you. Also, these dancers are not tricksters, they are called Internet celebrities, and the tricksters you saw at the entrance of the alley last night are called Miss in our place. ”

Ye Liangchen: "Miss has come out to do this! How to send the barrage? I will also send that barrage." ”

"Watch live TV broadcasts, you can't send barrages, mobile phones and computers can, you go to sleep first, I'll buy you a mobile phone when you sleep, and when you learn simplified Chinese and how to type, you can also send barrage to communicate. ”

Wu Yishan raised the mobile phone in his hand, and pointed to the laptop placed on the balcony of the living room, and sent Lao Ye to sleep all night.

Ye Liangchen has a very strong sense of distress, and he does not have the habit of modern people lying in bed at all, and after a simple scrubbing, he begged Wuyishan to buy a mobile phone after a few mouthfuls.

After spending thousands of oceans to buy him a Huawei and teach him how to answer the phone, Wuyishan is ready to go to Xinghua Bookstore to buy some primary and secondary school Chinese and materialization textbooks, so that Lao Ye can eliminate illiteracy as soon as possible and understand this society.

"Buzz ......"

"Can you not call me in front of me? Teach you to answer the phone is not for you to harass me face-to-face, I turned on the vibration mode and was called left and right, and the disc in my waist protruded. ”

"Curious, I always want to try again. ”

"Go home and try slowly, if you want to have fun early, you have to read and learn these books. ”

"Boss, I still have questions. Is there so much of that Internet celebrity here? Why is it everywhere? Why doesn't that Internet celebrity pass without waiting for the light to turn green, doesn't it say that the red light can't be passed?"

Wuyishan looked at the people coming and going on the street, most of the women were dressed coolly, and there was a woman in small shorts at the intersection who crossed the road at a red light, and she really didn't know where to start.

"Don't all people talk about the rules, not running the red light is not responsible for their own lives, don't you see the green light on the opposite side of the sidewalk, these iron bulls and iron horses don't stop?"

"We don't dress as conservatively here as in your hometown, it's common to show your arms and thighs, and besides, it's a person's freedom to wear more and less clothes, and it has nothing to do with the profession she wants to choose, understand?"

Wuyishan felt that his patience with the baby was about to be worn out by Lao Ye, the span of the times was too large, and it really cost people to explain it.

"Our text here is different from yours, it is read from left to right, you respect the right, read it from right to left, you look at the words on those buildings, Bohai Fisherman's House, Yanjian Building, how do you read the name of that building?"

Wu Yishan pointed to the Shandong Museum passing by, trying to conduct on-site teaching, so that Lao Ye could get used to the modern way of writing and read out the five-character cursive characters on the door of the museum.

"Shandong Mistress Pavilion. ”

Yes, both of them.

I was going to walk all the way, by the way, to popularize social knowledge to Lao Ye, it seems that it is better to take a taxi home, the master leads the door, practice in the individual, and slowly realize it yourself, isn't it that children are growing up little by little when they are exposed to society, who is not a baby?

Passing by the vegetable market before entering the community, buy some food and cook a meal by yourself, in the Han Dynasty, only fiddling with a flower chicken, there is really nothing to boast about.

"Come to half a catty of five flowers, and then some lean meat, I'll fry green peppers." ”

The price of meat has indeed risen, and next time I go to another plane, I must look at the price of meat again when I come back.

"Let's get some green peppers, huh, boss, why did the price of your green peppers rise?"

"The price of meat has risen. ”

"I know the price of meat has risen, I'm asking why the price of your green peppers has risen?"

The owner of the vegetable stall spat out a smoke ring, "I want to eat meat." ”

Gotcha, I didn't say it, just pay and leave.

It must not be my plane crossing that has caused the fluctuation of meat prices, and the impact on the national economy and people's livelihood is too great, Wuyishan thought silently.

After the meal, Lao Ye was reading and reading, trying to use the Chinese pinyin he had just learned to identify the unfamiliar words and sentences in the textbook, Wuyishan did not have Lao Ye beside him, holding his mobile phone and brushing the news, and when he came back for more than a day, the homesickness was indifferent, and then he began to miss the feeling of commanding thousands of troops and horses to scold Fang Xuan.

Feeling the sense of power coming from the body, the dream-like journey is real, and I can still go to the different planes to explore, become stronger, and continue to get stronger.

"I haven't shown up for so long, and I don't know if I miss me, WeChat probably exploded. ”

Wuyishan clicked on WeChat, but there was not a single message to find him, only official mini programs such as the bank credit card center relentlessly sent weather and holiday greetings during this time.

"WeChat is really not used, and now people are returning to tradition and starting to play QQ, WeChat is going to decline. ”

Wuyishan hasn't played QQ much since work.,Of course, there are no old classmates and old friends in the QQ that clicks on to interact.,What's going on with this group chat?More than 10,000 unread messages,Is it so active?

The group with more than 10,000 pieces of information is a group of online writers added after Wuyishan's resignation, and I planned to make a living from it as a profession, and the group is also convenient for exchanging writing experience, but then I had a headache all the time during the awakening process, so I didn't pay attention to it anymore.

Idle is idle, just look at what these mortals are talking about, after all, if it weren't for this adventure, he might have become one of them.

"The Legion Recorder of the Flesh is noisy: the one who is inking, today I am ten thousand. ”

"Houttuynia cordata diary "Empty Mulberry Story": Who is Wan? It's so pitiful, every day by your group of writers who hit the streets. ”

"Goldfish is not a whale "Urban Super Sage": Do you all use ink to write? I open a room, red and red, steamed buns, 6000 words room, you get on the train quickly, I will be the locomotive, and the room number will be sent to the group in a while. ”

"Snow in the Red "Feng": Auntie, I coded 8,000 words today, and if I continue to write it, I will die, it's really not good. ”

"Goldfish is not a whale "Urban Super Respect for Respect": What an aunt, the Lun family is 18 years old. ”

"Exhausted "Supreme Madness": The goldfish is a man, so it's not an 18+20 aunt"

Seeing these people trying back and forth on the edge of the car, with the suspicion of speeding, as an old driver, Wuyishan can't take care of the extraordinary difference, the driving is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears, I want to remind them.

"Love is irrational, isn't gender important, isn't there a saying that men add men to men? ”

"Red in the Snow "Feng" @民风纯朴哥谭市, you are actually alive, why haven't I seen your water group all the time? Don't you read the group announcement, enter the group and change the remarks to a pen name + work name. ”

"Oh, my book is called "After I Can See the Attributes", I was going to write it, but then I won the lottery and let him enter the palace. ”

"Steamed Bun Essence "Ukiyo Reincarnation": I can't afford to provoke!"

"I'm Xiu'er "The Strongest Companion": I'm afraid you want to eat a fart. ”

"Goldfish is not a whale "Urban Super Saint": there are nearly 500 people in the group, at least 400 eunuchs, and there are not many more than you, all of them enter the palace without anyone looking at them. ”

Then a large paragraph of text was sent, covering a page of the screen, which turned out to be sent by an author named Bat Beaver Jun in the group, and the title of the book was "My System Can't Be So Pitted".

"I just wrote the paragraph, please help me take a look. ”

Wuyishan took a look at it and saw that it was a systematic text.

Well, the mentally ill have a lot of fun, and the online writer has a wide range of ideas, I can learn from the plot of the novel and the game, Han Zhiyun is not a game I have played before, I can't have so much income in the Han plane if I don't understand the plot, I should collect more of this kind of information, in order to be prepared, foresight.

So, Ye Liangchen, who was studying hard, found that there was another good student taking notes while looking at his mobile phone across the table.