Chapter 583: Guoguo's Fans
"Less beautiful than me, smarter than me, not as beautiful as me, Guanyin Bodhisattva Buddha, Odin Frey, Jesus Christ, Taishang Laojun fruit is like a law, all fruits obey my orders, smash the obscene guy in front of you!"
Gogo muttered a jumble of spells in her mouth, and the emerald green staff in her hand swung in her hand, casting her gorgeous fruit magic. Huge piles of fruit such as bananas, mangoes, pineapples, apples, and more fall from the sky and smash into the baby-faced player.
"Stop, I don't mean it badly."
The baby-faced player's body flickered with lightning, and the purple lightning formed a layer of lightning armor on the surface of his body. He seemed to be descending from the thunder god, and with a wave of the same electric twin hammers in his hand, the golden crow fire ring of the white crow dissipated under the action of lightning.
This doesn't mean that the strength of the two Loli is not as good as this baby-faced player, White Crow and Guoguo are only ordinary attack skills, and the baby-faced player's lightning armor skills are obviously high-end.
After fending off the White Crow and Guoguo's attacks, the baby-faced player smiled and said, "Don't get me wrong, I really didn't mean to snatch your tokens. ”
Guoguo said with a fierce face: "But we have the intention of robbing you!" I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, and if you want to live, you have to take out the token. ”
The baby-faced player was not angry at all, he took out a token from the storage bag and handed it to Guoguo and said: "Beautiful Miss, congratulations on your successful robbery, this is the Red Bull token, I am willing to dedicate it to you." ”
Suspiciously, he handed over the token and checked that it was indeed one of Hercules' tokens. She looked incredulous and muttered to herself, "Could it be that my robbery was so successful, it's too easy!" ”
The baby's face is full of smiles, and when he laughs, he is cute and not annoying at all. He said with a flattering face: "Beautiful Guoguo, you have indeed succeeded in the robbery, congratulations!" ”
Guoguo pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "You just gave in and handed me the token?" You're too spineless, aren't you? I didn't have any sense of accomplishment in the success of the robbery, it was too much of a failure. ”
The doll player gave an embarrassed look. He laughed dryly; "Then why don't you give me back the token and I'll let you rob it again?"
"No need." Guoguo waved his hand fiercely and said: "Looking at your spineless appearance, it is estimated that it is not resolute to pretend to resist, if you are a woman, it is only the kind of symbolic struggle if you are forcibly circled and forked." If I can't be a martyr, even if I am strong...... Ahem, even if the robbery is successful, it will be very unfulfilling. ”
"Yes, yes, you're right." Cold sweat appears on the baby-faced player's forehead.
Guoguo played with the Red Bull token in his hand, squinted his eyes and said, "Say it!" You sent me the token so blindly, you didn't have any bad intentions. Are you trying to seduce underage girls? ”
Babyface looked serious, and he said excitedly: "Beautiful fruit, please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Oliver, a follower of Thor, the god of thunder......"
Guoguo waved his hand and impatiently interrupted the baby-faced player, "Hmm! Well! I already know your name is Oliver, so you can get to the point. ”
Oliver's rhythm of speaking was interrupted, as if he had forgotten what to say all of a sudden. After adjusting for a while, he said with a fanatical expression: "Beautiful Guoguo, when I saw you on the forum, I fell in love with you incorrigibly." You are so lovely, I am willing to give everything I have for you. This token is my gift to you, as long as you promise to be my girlfriend, even if you want the stars in the sky, I will take it off for you......"
Guoguo's eyes narrowed into a slit, and she said with a touched look: "Really? Oliver, you really touched me, it just so happens that I want a few stars these days, so you can just pick one or twenty for me to play! ”
Oliver was dumbfounded all of a sudden, he finally organized the language, but he didn't expect that there was a big loophole, where did he pick the stars for Guoguo? At this point, Oliver wanted to smack himself in the mouth. The heart said what did I say to pick the stars! If you say how good it is to pick golden apples, girls like it, although it is more difficult, but it is not impossible to achieve......
Oliver was in a hurry all of a sudden, and he hurriedly explained: "Guoguo, I really didn't lie, I like you very much. I say that I picked the stars just to express my deep love for you. Guoguo, give me a chance, okay? I am willing to accompany you to every corner of "Mythology" and be with you forever. ”
"Uneducated." Guoguo rolled her eyes and said, "Why don't you say that you love me until the sea is dry and the rooster lays eggs?" ”
Oliver's round face was full of adoration and said: "You said it so well, you expressed what I wanted to express, I will love you until the day when the sea is rotten and the rooster lays eggs......"
"Hey!" Guoguo pretended to sigh and said: "It seems that your love for me is almost over, I haven't seen a rooster lay eggs, but I have a male sparrow here, he can lay eggs!" ”
After Guoguo finished speaking, he came to the white crow, stretched out his hand to sort out the sparrow on the white crow's shoulder, blinked his eyes and said, "Male sparrow, didn't you brag yesterday that you were going to lay an egg every day?" Now the opportunity to perform has come, give my sister the next look. ”
Hearing Guoguo tease his eldest brother, the white crow couldn't help but burst out laughing when he thought of his eldest brother's eggs.
Oliver looked at the sparrow on the white crow's shoulder with an incredulous expression, looked at the baby for a while, and said nervously, "Beauty...... Beautiful fruit, this male sparrow can't really lay eggs, right? ”
"You will lay eggs, all the men in your family will lay eggs, and all the men in your family will lay eggs within a radius of five hundred miles." Lu Xiaoqi cursed Oliver in his heart. At the same time, the sparrow's little eyes looked at Oliver with disdain, as if to say, "You baby is too discerning!" It's not good to like anyone.,I just like such a tough Lori.。 ”
Oliver didn't understand what the bird was staring at him, but Guoguo knew what Lu Xiaoqi wanted to express through consciousness exchange, but she didn't get angry.
Guoguo coughed dryly, came to Oliver with a ladylike posture and said: "Oliver, although you have no backbone many times, I have to say that you are a very discerning man, and you like me, who is unique in the whole world, combining beauty and wisdom." ”
Oliver's eyes lit up and said: "Beautiful fruit, you are right, you are indeed a combination of beauty and wisdom, your beauty makes me fall for you, your wisdom makes me worship, you are the darling of God......"
Guoguo sighed and said, "Hey, I was going to promise you, but I just ......"
"Just what?" Oliver said eagerly, "As long as I can do it, I will definitely do it." ”
Guoguo said with an intoxicated face: "It's just that before I met you, I never knew that I was so good, after listening to you, I knew that I have so many advantages, a collection of thousands of favors, a girl as good as me, how can an ordinary man be worthy of me?" No matter what I do, I have to find a man who is both handsome and intelligent, and has high strength, and it is impossible to find a cat and a dog as a boyfriend, right? ”
When talking about cats and dogs, Guoguo glanced at the sparrow on the white crow's shoulder, intentionally or unintentionally, which made the sparrow who couldn't speak depressed//-no ads//boring, and at the same time despised the little girl's grudge.
"Poor Oliver, you don't seem to be handsome, and your intelligence and strength are not up to my requirements!" Guoguo was a little sorry.
"No, it's not! No. Oliver waved his hand again and again, "I was wrong just now......"
"Wrong?" Guoguo said with a sad face: "Oliver, you really disappointed me too much, it turns out that you just said that I am excellent are all deceiving me, I am so sad, it turns out that I am not so good!" It's your token, I'll give it back to you, I don't want to see you a liar again. ”
After Guoguo finished speaking, he threw the Red Bull token to Oliver, who hurriedly took the token, and he was completely dumbfounded. He walked up to Guoguo, handed the token over with both hands and said: "Beautiful Guoguo, I really like you, I hope you can accept this token, this is a little bit of my heart." ”
Guoguo said very distressedly: "But I don't like you, so I can't accept your gift casually!" ”
Oliver blushed and said, "I know I just said a lot of things wrong, and I have a lot of shortcomings, as long as you don't like it, I will change it." ”
"What do you like about me, do I change careers? Please don't like me anymore, there are a lot of people who like my sister, and my sister can't be busy. Guoguo turned to the white crow and said, "Little white sister, let's go!" ”
Oliver is not very old, and when he saw Guoguo, he was confused because he liked it too much, but he was not stupid, on the contrary, he was a very clever young man. Guoguo's quirkiness caught him a little off guard, and when he saw that Guoguo was leaving, he said in a hurry: "Beautiful Guoguo, either you accept my token, or you let me be with you!" ”
Guoguo blinked and said, "Sister Xiaobai and I are both very shy people!" I'll feel embarrassed to bring a male sparrow around, I'll be shy with you as a man, so forget it! ”
Orevor blinked slyly and said, "If you accept my token, I'll leave, and if you don't, then you'll have to let me go on a mission with you, because we can't either do the quest without the twelve-sided token, right?" Of course, you can also choose to kill me and then snatch my token, hanging in your hands as I wish. ”
Guoguo finally showed a depressed expression and said, "Why did I kill you?" You're changing so fast! It was like a piece of wood just now, but now it's suddenly more sophisticated. All right! Bringing a dog is also a belt, bringing a person is also a belt, and my sister reluctantly asked you to do the task with me. ”