Just listen to Tian Tian said:

"Report the child's birthday to me."

After Wang Quan's daughter-in-law reported the child's birthday, Liu Hong was responsible for writing the birth date on a piece of red paper as the two gods.

Tian Tian shouted in her mouth:

"Two gods, you go find a shoe, you want the right foot."

Liu Hong found a broken shoe that he hadn't worn for many years and walked back to the balcony.

Tian Tian looked at the broken shoe and ordered:

"Ergami, you put the red paper with the child's birthday written on it in your shoes."

Liu Hong followed the order and put the red paper into his shoes.

I only heard Tian Tian shouting:

"Throw up your shoes in front of the camp and show the way for the immortals!"

Liu Hong thought to himself, Tian Tian saw that there was no compass at home, so he simplified the complexity and played with throwing shoes.

Liu Hong threw his shoes in front of the barracks, and the shoes fell in the air, pointing north.

The incense flickered brightly and darkly, as if a person was breathing, and the breath was not enough.

Tian Tian closed her eyes and sensed it for a while, and said again:

"Throw it again!"

Liu Hong threw up the stinky shoes again, this time the shoes pointed westward, and the incense flashed brightly and violently, like the breathing of a man who was having sex.

At this time, Li Zhu had already gotten up, and she didn't know if she woke up by herself or by the sound of Liu Hong throwing shoes.

When she came to the small living room, she was startled, and when she saw so many people and Liu Hong, she was relieved.

But when she saw Liu Hong throwing up her shoes, she was shocked at first, and then couldn't help laughing.

Seeing Liu Hong and Tian Tianye pretending to be gods and ghosts, it really made her happy, she was laughing there, Long Long came over from the side and cried:

"Dad and Tiantian play throwing shoes, don't take me, I want to throw too."

Li Zhu hurriedly pulled Long Long into the big house, closed the door, and said to Long Long:

"Don't play with them, mom plays with you and drives the train!"

On the veranda, Liu Hong had already thrown it ten times, and the stench of broken shoes wafted everywhere.

Wang Quan and his wife showed anxious looks on their faces, and children were their lifeblood.

Now I'm tormenting every minute, and I'm still throwing shoes after so long with no results.

The two of them didn't dare to say it, but they had doubts about the great god Tiantian in their hearts.

Why did you let that Ma Dashen fool him, Leng said that this Tiantian can see a doctor, what can he see when he is only four years old, and he hasn't learned all the words.

At this time, Liu Hong's shoes fell down again, and the tips of the shoes pointed to the east.

The incense shook violently, and the incense in the middle burned rapidly, and it was half as short as the others.

All the incense burned into a puff of smoke and flew towards Tian Tian, who took a deep breath of the smoke.

Tian Tian closed her eyes as if she was thinking, and after five minutes, she opened her eyes:

"Where are the two gods?"

Liu Hong hurriedly replied:

“i`mhere!”

"Get the yellow paper, the brush."

Fortunately, the yellow paper was not thrown away that day, and the brush was left by Ma Dashen, who said that she had opened the brush.

After taking the brush, filling it with ink, and laying out the yellow paper, Liu Hong knew that this was the Xianjia who wanted to place a document, and he was responsible for receiving the fax.

I only heard Tian Tian shouting:

"Directions to the East, Mishan, Longmen Inn."

Fortunately, there are not many words, Liu Hong can write and write well.

"Give the yellow paper to the one who is looking for it, and you will find it by tomorrow morning!" Pay for it right away. ”

Liu Hong handed the yellow paper to Wang Quan, who saw the vision of asking for divine incense just now, and worshiped the sweet god, so he took out 100 yuan RMB.

The two royal powers did not dare to slack off, and immediately took their leave and left.

Liu Hong was holding 100 yuan and was thinking about what to eat at night.

At this time, a white and tender hand snatched the money from Liu Hong's hand, Liu Hong turned around and saw that it was Li Zhu, only to hear Li Zhu laugh:

"Pretending to be a god can earn it, it's really good. The two of them play double reeds, singing and harmonizing. Next time you take our mother, how about half of the money for each person? ”

Liu Hong looked at the table below, it was already more than 3 o'clock, and if he didn't cook, he was afraid that Tian Jing would faint from hunger after work.

Liu Hong hurriedly went downstairs to buy some meat and a white lotus fish, and he had to eat something good today.

After returning from sending Li Zhu to work in the evening, he saw that Tian Jing and her two children were asleep.

Liu Hong walked lightly into the hut and sat on the bed.

I thought that I had to serve two children and two adults this day, and I was really tired.

Sometimes I am annoyed, nostalgic for the former free and easy days.

But Liu Hong understands that the world is fair, and if he gives you one thing, he will inevitably take away another thing from you.

It is impossible to give you everything, not even Li Ka-shing.

God gave Tiantian to Liu Hong and gave him a loving relative, but took away his freedom.

God gave him Tian Jing and Li Zhu, and gave him two helpers, so that he could wait for Tian Tian when he was away.

But he took away all his free time, and he didn't have to cook when he was alone.

With Tian Tian cooking for two people, now I have to cook for four people every day.

He had to serve breakfast three times a day, first Tian Jing, who went to work at half past seven.

Then there is Li Zhu, she usually arrives home at 8 o'clock, and finally her two children don't wake up until 9 o'clock.

This is life, and to live is to work.

After thinking about these things, Liu Hong put on a helmet and lay on the bed, plugging in the electric blanket.

Yesterday in the game, that Yin Yubing secretly followed him, what did she want to do?

Want to assassinate him? Did she want to assassinate him herself, or was she instructed to do so?

Who instructed him behind his back, is it Xia Gongzi who is in love with Xia? Or don't you live long without roots?

What is their purpose, if they are killed, the player can also be resurrected.

And death in Ranger is just a drop of broken silver, basically nothing to lose.

After Liu Hong went online, he found that he appeared at the door of the Oriental Scala Farm again.

I happened to see Rub Rice to carry darts, Rub Rice is a handsome guy with black-framed glasses.

Seeing Liu Hong appear, he held his glasses in his hand and stepped forward:

"Big boss, you just came up, you are really magnificent on this farm. I heard Guo Degang say that you have three farms, and now you have made a fortune! ”

"There, how much can you earn by playing a game? I don't know how the bald heads are doing, I haven't seen them for a long time. ”

"They swipe copies every day, and a few times they want to look for you, but they say you're not available."

"There are a lot of bad things now, I can't get out of my body, and I haven't been to a copy for a long time."

"You are a person with status, who doesn't know you in Suzhou City now, it's really awesome 13."

Liu Hong smiled bitterly in his heart, it's not that celebrities don't know the suffering of celebrities.

Now there are people who want to kill themselves every day, and they are not ordinary people, they are all characters with heads and faces.

It's like playing games before, and there's no burden.

Rubbing rice and handing over a basket of apples, Liu Hong exclaimed:

"That's where it worked, there's no such thing in the game yet."

"It was Guo Degang who asked me to send it to you, and he said new varieties. Let you taste, if the bonus is more and the sales are good, you can plant a large area. ”

Seeing that this apple was ruddy and looked very good, Liu Hong picked up one and took a bite.

The taste is sweet, I thought that this Guo Degang is a talent, no wonder the cross talk is so good.

The apples were delicious, and after the meal was gone, Liu Hong ate all the ten apples in the basket.

This apple has a cold stomach after eating it, and I suddenly have a stomachache.

asked Huang Xiaofei the direction of the toilet, and Liu Hong got into it.

Liu Hong was making dung, and there was a loud "bang", and the dung in the manure tank under his feet splashed.

Liu Hong's whole buttocks were all over the place, and it turned out to be the pants of a black hotel guy, which immediately turned into yellow slacks, and some green patterns were adjusted.

Liu Hong rushed out of the toilet with his pants in his hands, and saw a black afterimage drawn towards the gate, which was the sound of Yubing.

Huang Xiaofei crooked his neck and blocked the door with a bench at the door, the black shadow circled around Huang Xiaofei, and Huang Xiaofei immediately fell to the ground, his big ass pouting so high. (To be continued.) )