030. Dark Cuisine? I just misplaced the phosphor!

The traveling caravan was formed by the grocery store proprietress Granny Shi, who had to travel back and forth to several surrounding towns every quarter, entering some rare specialties or goods that were not available in Yishan Village, although she was old, but her understanding of the jungle was not weaker than that of ordinary hunters, and it was rumored that Granny Shi also hid a bottomless combat power.

For Bai Xiaoqiu and Shi Manqian to join, Granny Shi is very welcome, and with the help of two more official hunters, no matter how she counts, she will not suffer.

In addition to Bai Xiaoqiu and the two, the official hunters in the caravan also had a pair of brothers surnamed He. The boss's name is He Biwen, who is good at using a big sword, and carries an accompanying cat named Pock; The second child is called He Biwu, who is good at making a heavy crossbow, and the accompanying cat is called Kira. In addition, there are seven or eight pseudo-hunters in the caravan, who are usually responsible for fighting and fighting, and they can also help when fighting, in other words, their role is similar to that of accompanying cats, and they don't have a cute function, no matter how you look at it, you feel a little lost

A group of more than a dozen people walked on the business road, because they had not yet entered the forest, everyone did not have to devote too much attention to guarding the surroundings, so there was talk and laughter, but it was a bit like an outing.

Granny Shi was sitting on the truck pulled by ** at both ends, chatting with Bai Xiaoqiu and them.

"Xiaobai, how old are you this year?"

Bai Xiaoqiu replied honestly: "Twenty-three." ”

Granny Shi's wrinkled face hung into a kind smile: "How about the income of a temporary hunter like you?" ”

Listening to Granny Shi's tone, Bai Xiaoqiu suddenly had an inexplicable sense of immediacy, and replied very uneasily: "It's almost like an ordinary formal hunter." ”

"Oh, what about the benefits?"

Bai Xiaoqiu became more and more uneasy: "It's the same as a formal hunter." ”

After receiving Bai Xiaoqiu's reply, Granny Shi's eyes suddenly flashed with a gleam, and she decisively offered a trump card: "Xiaobai, do you have a partner?" ”

Bai Xiaoqiu: ""

"Look at you, Brother He, when they are as old as you, children can make soy sauce."

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"Do you want your mother-in-law to help you be a matchmaker? I think Li Xiaohua in our village is very good, and she is quite a good match for you. ”

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"Xiaobai, why haven't you spoken, are you too happy and moved to speak?"

Bai Xiaoqiu couldn't bear it anymore, and began to fight back with black lines on her head: "Granny Shi, I heard that you are also single, right?" ”

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"Aunt Zhang from the blacksmith shop, when you are your age, the children can make soy sauce."

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"What do you think of our village chief? Although he is a little ugly and short, he is also a real power cadre! When the time comes, one of you will be in politics and the other in business, and dominating Yishan Village will be just around the corner! ”

"Xiaobai, I don't think it's too early, you tell the two brothers of the He family to find a place to rest, let's make a fire and cook, and live near here tonight."

"But I'm still more interested in your emotional problems, why don't you look at Boss Li in the mining area?"

"Fuck off!!"

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As long as there are cats with you, you will never have to worry about not being able to eat delicious food. However, Shi Manqian seemed to suddenly remember that she had been saying that she wanted to give Bai Xiaoqiu a hand, so she tried her best to resist the public, refused the help of the two cats, and worked alone on many ingredients for a long time, and finally completed a dinner for ten people.

"That's what you're talking about?" Everyone looked at the plates of 'brightly colored' meals on the table with strange faces, and asked uncertainly, "You said that your cooking skills are very good?" ”

"Of course!" Shi Manqian's face was full of pride.

"Has anyone else agreed on this?" Bai Xiaoqiu asked further.

"That's not true," Shi Manqian explained: "I usually act alone, and I eat what I eat, and you are the first to be lucky enough to taste my cooking skills~~" She had a look on her earned.

He Biwen hesitated for a long time, and tried his best to express it in a tactful way: "But this lump of things you make doesn't look like it can be eaten." ”

Most of the things on the table made by Shi Manqian were shining with a strange purple light, and two suspicious bubbles appeared from time to time, even if the genius chef Schoen of the dark cuisine world took action himself, it would probably be like this in appearance. It's certain that you will die if you eat this kind of thing, the only thing worth considering is what the death animation will look like Bai Xiaoqiu personally thinks that it will melt away little by little, and then be erased from the entire law of cause and effect, and from then on, there will be no more names in the world that eat them

"How so? What I make is something that looks a little scary, but it's actually delicious. Seeing that everyone didn't believe him, Shi Manqian simply picked up a large piece of protein polymer (Bai Xiaoqiu really didn't want to call that thing meat), and put it in his mouth without hesitation: "Look, there's nothing, it's delicious!" She couldn't get enough of picking up another piece, "Xiaobai, do you want to taste it?" ”

Bai Xiaoqiu hurriedly covered his mouth: "Don't kill it, I know it by looking at it, there is in this dish, and the is poisonous!" ”

"Holy!" Shi Manqian fried his hair, "The old lady worked hard to rack her brains to make a table of delicious food for you to eat, if you don't want to eat it, forget it, and even said that there is in the dish, don't want me to cook for you in the future!" After speaking, Shi Manqian ignored Bai Xiaoqiu, and walked to the corner with a plate of protein polymers.

Seeing that Shi Manqian was really angry, Bai Xiaoqiu was also a little embarrassed, it did take a lot of effort to make a table of meals for herself, it was indeed a bit too much to say that, and Shi Manqian was a foodie, she had just eaten such a big bite by herself, and it was fine, maybe these meals really just looked scary?

Bai Xiaoqiu hesitated and stretched out his chopsticks to a plate of red fried meat, which was the most normal-looking dish in a table of meals.

"Xiaobai, think twice!!"

"Yes, yes, beauties are precious, and life is even more valuable!!"

Seeing that Bai Xiaoqiu wanted to pick up vegetables, a group of people pulled Bai Xiaoqiu as if they were persuading a jumper. Bai Xiaoqiu didn't care, anyway, it was a knife to stretch out his head and shrink his head, so he quickly picked up a piece of meat and threw it directly into his mouth

"How?" Everyone asked with some curiosity, and Shi Manqian, who ran to the side, also quietly pricked up his ears.

Bai Xiaoqiu chewed: "It's not tasteful, it's a little numb" He asked Shi Manqian, "What is this dish called?" ”

Shi Man ran back to take a look and said, "This is chili fried meat!" ”

Bai Xiaoqiu suddenly had an ominous premonition, and asked sweatingly, "How many chili peppers did you put in?" ”

"Twenty dodge peppers"

Bai Xiaoqiu didn't say a word, and fell to the ground with a "plop".

"I'm dying!! Xiaobai fainted!! ”

"Pinch people, pinch people!!"

"Idiot?! He's spicy, pour white water!! ”

After some tossing, Bai Xiaoqiu was finally rescued.

He sat there with blank eyes, looking like he had been played.

"As for it, didn't you just put a little more chili pepper, why did you faint" Shi Manqian was a little embarrassed but still said stiffly.

"A little bit ?!!!" Bai Xiaoqiu went crazy, "I'm already very sensitive to chili peppers, and I usually eat chili peppers by grams, and if you measure this way, I'm already considered a big fate if I don't die, okay?!! ”

He Biwen patted his forehead a little helplessly: "These dishes seem to be inedible, let's just eat some dry food to deal with it for one night."

Polk and Kira, two cats, jumped out with signs.

"Cats accept the challenge! Twenty minutes to present you with a sumptuous meal! He Biwu read the content of the sign and asked with some skepticism: "Can you do it?" ”

Kira put up another sign: "You just see, the cat people are all master chefs!" ”

Shi Manqian said to himself a little sourly: "Hmph, you just wait for the inferior meals made by those cat people, you are not blessed with the delicious food made by Miss Ben!" ”

She picked up a big bowl of soup and drank most of it, and poured the rest to the ants on the ground: "Little ants, you are lucky today, let you eat something delicious!" ”

The ants that had been drenched in the soup snorted and turned into green smoke

"Woooooooooo