Chapter 82 Educational Deviations
Half an hour later,
"Don't move! Now it's robbery! Shut up, put your arms where I can see, and don't play tricks! "The young angel with masked glasses in her hand kicked open the door of a bar. Shouted after attracting a lot of eyeballs.
Of course, no demon would listen to such a little girl. After a moment's pause, the demons in the bar burst into laughter.
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha."
"Hahahahaha......"
That's it.
There were also a couple of four-armed gorillas who said to Lilith:
"Little sister, I have a lot of arms, what should I do about this?"
"Then, that ......" Lilith, who was unprepared for this, was stunned for a moment, and then said with some uncertainty: "You lift it twice?" ”
The young angel's uncertain answer made the demons in the bar laugh even harder. The demons' spare time is really extremely boring. To have such a joke appear, it is enough for them to be lively for a while.
"Shouldn't I raise my hand three times, then?" Next to the four-armed orangutan, a six-armed snake demon laughed as he spoke.
"Then I'm going to raise it four times?" Next to him, an eight-armed snake demon laughed as he spoke.
"%&*#¥%" (Wouldn't I have to cite it dozens of times?) A mutant octopus that came out of the tank next to him laughed and talked - and then he was poofed and bloodied with a fork by the owner and a few diners who liked to eat it raw, and then he was divided into it.
Therefore, it is said that the first whirlpool rots first, and the gun shoots the first bird, and the wood show will be destroyed by the forest wind or something......
Seeing that this group of people did not bow down as they thought, a few of them showed malicious expressions. The young angel immediately felt scared and immediately wanted to cry. Then he turned and ran, and said as he ran:
"Brother, they bullied me......"
And so the laughter came to an abrupt end.
The main character's succubus's adamantite claws, grabbing the head of the four-armed orangutan who spoke at the beginning:
"Huh? What did you just say? You scared my sister, do you know?! "The fierce god of the table xiàn is evil, and he has long had a reputation, but as soon as the masked executioner who can stop the child's night cry came up, he stabilized his posture.
"Ah, that, that, I didn't-"
Ga juice.
After a juicy sound like an orange has been smashed, the main character, the succubus, shakes the brain on his paws, and then slashes down a table with a cheap sword of ten gold coins. The arrogant posture is unstoppable:
"Now listen to my commands! Don't move, it's robbery! Shut up, put your arms where I can see, and don't play tricks! ”
All the demons, including the eight-armed snake demon, were as obedient as dogs. The bar owner also kindly pointed to the location of the money box, asking the protagonist succubus not to be mistaken......
But, of course, the main character, the succubus, is not the kind of demon who will be greedy for a small bargain. A small broken bar or something, even if you rob it, you won't make much profit. His main desire was something else.
The main character, the succubus, along with the young angel, ransacks the kitchen of this bar. Stuffed most of the food that was passable into his dimensional bag. Of course, in this process, there is still a little need to pick and choose - mainly the main protagonist succubus asks, and then the young female angel answers.
"Bread."
"Hmm!"
"Bacon."
"Hmm!"
"Roast goose."
"Hmm!"
"Vegetables."
"Don't!"
"Huh? Eating a little bit of vegetables is good for the body......"
"Don't is don't! Children should eat meat, meat, meat, meat—"
"Okay, okay......" Seeing that the young angel was about to make trouble again, the protagonist succubus had no choice but to throw away the vegetables. I thought to myself, I had to think of a way to make Lilith a little more balanced in the future...... Why don't you try making dumplings? Buns are also available. This thing has meat and vegetables, and the nutrition is balanced......
The protagonist succubus, who thought like this, secretly picked up the two bundles of cabbage or something and put them in the dimensional bag.
Over the next period of time, the protagonist Succubus and the young angel join forces to sweep through the restaurant industry in the city of Naratelle. In bursts of the arrogant shouts of the protagonist succubus, and the sweet shouts of the young female angel:
"It's a robbery!"
"Don't move!"
"Whoever moves, shoot whoever kills!"
In the midst of such shouts, the diners and cooks of Naratel were killed. With two spare money in hand, with his wife, humming a little song and eating hot pot, he suddenly ran into a robber.
The reason why this kind of thing happens is mainly because the thinking circuit of the main character, the succubus, is as problematic as ever.
After deciding that he wants to go to Heavenly Mountain, the protagonist Succubus feels that he has to make some preparations as a matter of course. Bring enough luggage, as well as supplies.
And after the young angel can take on the task of healing, and the best grocery store in Naraltael is empty, the only thing that the protagonist succubus can think of is what he needs to carry......
"Eat, huh?"
After thinking of this, the main character, the succubus, quickly replaced the question sentence with an affirmative one.
"Yes, eat. Eat and eat – go everywhere the same. The most important thing to bring is food. As long as you bring enough food to eat, then you don't have to be afraid of anything. In other words, as long as you bring something to eat, you're fine. Well, let's go Lilith, let's go rob the market again! ”
"Oh!"
That's how the catering industry in Naratel suffered a catastrophe. The main character, the succubus, has a dimensional bag stuffed with all kinds of messy ingredients.
Look at the results of your busy half day. The main character, the succubus, is full of a sense of accomplishment. He felt that his preparation was enough. At the same time, Naratair's emergency measures have been activated. The elite troops of the Demon Hand Guild rushed towards the protagonist Succubus like mad dogs......
However, before that, the protagonist succubus had already spread his wings and ran away with the young female angel as fast as he could. In the face of the super-fast flight speed of the protagonist succubus, most demons can only follow behind and eat dust. Flying like this, after flying for a while, the main character, the succubus, stopped next to a river whose water was as red as blood.
"Alright, here it is." The protagonist Succubus said confidently.
"Here?" Lilith doesn't quite understand what the main character, the succubus, means.
"This is the River Styx." Said the main character, the succubus.
"So?" Lilith asked.
"So that's it, you can go to Heaven Mountain here." The main character, the succubus, says, "Here, there is something that resembles a bus and a taxi, and that is the Styx ferry. It is a convenient means of transportation that can be used as long as you pay for it. ”
"Ah...... Well. Hearing the main character Succubus say this, Lilith nodded as well.
After waiting like this for a while, a Styx ferry came. The black-robed Styx boatman held on to his penny for a little and stopped the boat. Then the main character, the succubus, and Lilith, get on the boat. The main character, the succubus, sat down with Lilith in his arms. So, the boat rattled and sailed.
"It's so small." Lilith said disgustedly.
"Make do with it. The Styx ferry is customarily a small sampan of this style. The main character, the succubus, said so.
"Hmm. For the sake of the pervert brother, Lilith will insist. ”
"Lilith is so good, come, kiss a-"
The two of them were so affectionate as if no one was around, and the ferry was bad here and there. Completely ignoring the ghosts floating on the surface of the river, the various claws sticking out of the river, and the Styx boatman who couldn't see his face clearly, but was clearly angry.
The boatman couldn't listen anymore...... But the guest is the Demon Prince. Now that I'm on the boat, I have to be patient.
So, he coughed twice, and then asked:
"Guest, where are you going?"
So the main character, the succubus, paused his little game with Lilith, and looked up at the Styx boatman in a tattered black robe with two skeletal claws outstretching out - this is also the usual -
Before he could speak, the protagonist Succubus paused again and asked uneasily:
"Can I go anywhere?"
"Well, you can go anywhere." The Styx boatman nodded, a hint of pride in his voice, "As long as you give enough money, I can take the guests wherever you want." ”
"It's exactly what the book says!" The protagonist Succubus nodded incessantly, and then threw the Abyss Travel Guide into the River Styx.
"So, guest—"
"-We're going to Heavenly Mountain!" Lilith raised her little fist and said this.
"Uh...... That, no, I mean the guest—" The boatman was stunned for a moment, then thought it was a child's nonsense and didn't care, and then looked at the main character, the succubus. Then, the protagonist Succubus really lived up to his expectations:
"Yes, we're going to Heavenly Mountain."
“…… That one...... The guest ...... "The Styx boatman held back his anger, held back his anger, and asked again: "Are you going to the hypocritical paradise of the fourth and sixth third layers of the abyss-"
"—No, we're going to Heavenly Mountain."
"So...... What do you mean by Paradise Mountain......"
"It's the Heavenly Mountain up there." The main character, the succubus, pointed to the sky and explained in detail: "It is the base camp of the gods of the many good camps." The hometown of the angels, the seven-story heavenly mountain full of positive energy. ”
“……………………………………”
The Styx boatman stops the boat and turns to look at the main character, the succubus. The protagonist succubus looked back inexplicably-
"So don't underestimate people! Do you think the Styx boatmen are idle, so you want to play tricks on me?! Ah, this ship is small and broken, and it's not steam-powered—you see that idiot holding the boat with a penny—it's so inferior to the tattered and half-bone--you're not going to say something else?! Do you think I really want this?! I also want to open a luxury cruise ship! I want to sunbathe on the spacious, pool-covered deck, bastard! Do you think it's easy to do what we do? I've been in this business for more than 500 years, and I haven't saved much money, and I can't afford a down payment on a house - it's all because there are too many bastard passengers like you who don't have a public heart, ah!!!!, ah ”
The boatman's black robe was torn into countless pieces. Revealing a miserable white skeleton shrouded in a black mist, he immediately rushed over with a boat!
……………………………… Thanks to Biluo Huangquan xii, still Manfeihua two book friends for the reward
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