In this world, there is a lot of suffering that can be easily avoided.

For example, if you see a picture with very hot eyes, you can turn your head, or close your eyes, and you won't see anything.

When you hear a very noisy and harsh sound, you can also avoid the damage of noise by plugging your ears with cotton.

However, a large living person can not see or hear, but he cannot not breathe.

At all times, breathing is necessary to draw the oxygen needed for life from the air......

And the pervasive stench, running down your nostrils, is so stinky that it stinks to the heart.

City Lord Hu scolded because he thought that the thatched pit in the mansion had exploded again.

After all, there is a precedent for this, and it is a very painful lesson!

One day five years ago, when Lord Hu was playing in the garden with his two concubines, he suddenly had a sharp pain in his stomach and wanted to go to the toilet.

But at this time, it was too late to go back to the wing room to use the "incense bucket", and it happened that next to it was the thatched toilet used by the people, and the city lord Hu could only pinch his nose and squat in in order not to pull it in his pants.

But who knows, it happened to be dry that day, and it was really hot.

The combustible gas in the latrine has reached a critical value, but the city lord Hu is not wearing the kind of cloth shoes of ordinary people, but leather spiked shoes with shoe spikes.

When he was squatting, the iron nails on the soles of Hu Chengzhu's shoes just rubbed against the stones on the ground, causing a little spark.

Zizi ...... Boom!

The spark instantly detonated the combustible gas in the latrine, and a powerful force knocked out the Hu City Lord, and all the feces and urine in the thatched pit came out, covering the top and bottom of the Hu City Lord.

The subordinates of the City Lord's Mansion were all stupid, but the scene in front of them looked so funny.

The thatched pit that has been accumulated for many years can be imagined how smelly it is, and even when saving the city lord Hu, a few maids fainted directly.

Wait for the city lord Hu to wake up by himself...... Oh no! I should have woken up from the smell, and found that my body was full of smelly feces and urine, and I was immediately furious, and immediately ordered someone to carry water to wash my body, and used all the top spices introduced from the Western Regions stored in the warehouse.

It's been a month!

City Lord Hu couldn't eat anything......

Eat and vomit, because the mouth and nose are full of the smell of feces and urine.

Moreover, the family members and maids who witnessed this scene in the house that day were all executed by Lord Hu without exception.

So much so that now in the city lord's mansion, there are few people who know about the most embarrassing thing in the city lord's life.

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This morning, when City Lord Hu woke up from his dream leisurely, he smelled this familiar and even more choking smell.

In an instant, the terrifying and disgusting memories in the memory of City Lord Hu came to his heart.

It was no wonder that City Lord Hu was so angry, and his face was a little distorted and crazy.

"Sir, no...... It's not that the toilet in our house blew up. The taste is ...... It came from the north. The butler trembled and knelt on the ground and elaborated.

"North, go and find out! No matter which family's latrine is blown up, they will all be held accountable! It can be so smelly, what kind of is this family pulling? Disgusting! Disgusting!"

Just when the city lord Hu was trembling with anger, the warehouse guards who had been waiting all night rushed in from outside.

"Tell the city lord that the source of the stench is...... It is a warehouse in the north of the city. For some reason, since the ugly hour last night, an extremely disgusting stench has slowly wafted out of the warehouse. The commander's special subordinates hurried to the city lord's mansion to report...... "The guards also reported carefully.

At this moment, City Lord Hu was stunned and glared: "What? It actually came from my treasure house? Impossible! It was full of gold and silver and some treasures, at most there were some spiritual grass and deer antler velvet and other things, how could it be that this kind of stench wafted out, and it all came to my City Lord's Mansion." ”

"This ...... My subordinates don't know!"

"Whoever went to my treasure house last night. City Lord Hu asked again.

"The lord of the city, the eldest prince of the Tang family and the master of the Qian family have all entered it. ”

"Tang Can's luck is grain, he should go to the granary, how can he enter my treasure house? He must have done everything possible to coax Qian Yi to take him in, right? ”

In an instant, City Lord Hu already knew in his heart and locked on to the target, feeling that all this was probably Tang Can's ghost.

"Not really. It was Master Qian who took the initiative to take Tang Dagongzi into the treasure house, and ......"

Feeling the anger that gradually rose up from the city lord Hu, the guards were a little afraid to speak.

"And what......?

Moreover, Tang Gongzi felt bored several times and wanted to leave the treasure house. However, Master Qian still kept his enthusiasm vigorously, and even introduced and explained all kinds of treasures in the treasure house to Tang Dagongzi in detail one by one. ”

"Is there such a thing?????

"I didn't ...... Tang didn't take anything, and even felt very bored and wanted to leave early. But on the contrary, it was the master of Qian who kept it vigorously, and even took out a century-old ginseng and gave it to Tang Dagongzi.

Yes, it was the money master who took the initiative to send it, and said...... In ancient times, people used to eat old ginseng and other spiritual herbs as food, so old ginseng can also be regarded as food. Said that the lord of the castle would not be blamed......"

When he said this, the guards saw that City Lord Hu's face had completely changed, so he knelt on the ground and trembled, and didn't dare to say any more at all.

"Why didn't you say it? After that, after Tang Can left, he didn't come back? After that...... Who else entered the treasury?"

City Lord Hu originally wanted to take a deep breath to relieve the anger in his heart, but as soon as he inhaled, the stench kept burrowing into his nostrils like insects, so he could only cover his nose with his cuffs and ask.

"After the eldest prince left, he never came back. However, the money master book entered the treasure house again, and stayed for a long time before leaving. ”

As soon as the guard's words fell, City Lord Hu picked up the teacup on the table, slammed it on the ground, and scolded angrily, "Qian Yi!

......

On the other side, the smell of warehouses in the north of the city attracted a bunch of indignant ordinary people to rush over.

However, when they found out that the source of the smell was the treasure house of the city lord, the common people with their noses covered didn't know what to do.

They wanted to get closer and talk to the guards guarding the treasure house to see if they could report it to the lord of the city and check what was causing such a stench.

However, who knows, the common people who went to check on the situation ran out of it as if they were flying, shouting as they ran: "It stinks......! The guards inside are all ......"

Before he could finish a complete sentence, he fell to the ground with his eyes rolled and foamed at the mouth, and his body even convulsed.

Then, another common man who went in also ran out in pain, and it seemed that this person was in better physical condition, and his eyes were almost open, and he shouted: "This smells poisonous! All the guards inside were stunned by the poison...... Fast...... Hurry up and report to the lord of the city...... I also...... I can't hold it anymore......"

Bang bang!

The man also fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

Suddenly, the surrounding people hurriedly ran farther away.

"I said, the smell of such must be unusual! It's over! It's over...... We just smoked so much, shouldn't we be poisoned too?"

"Don't talk about it. I...... How do I get dizzy...... This smells a little bit high. Hold me a little bit......"

"Help! I can't see in my eyes, it's so spicy! It's uncomfortable, I can't breathe...... Save...... Help ......"

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At least 1,000 onlookers quickly scattered and fled.

At this time, the city lord of Hu drove the jujube red cloud hoof horse and rushed over with two teams of guards angrily.

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