024. Inspector Gordon with mushrooms
"A total of 15 arrows were fired, all of which hit the vital point of the demon beast, in 4 seconds, with a total score of 35 points!" As the counter burst out of Bai Xiaoqiu's results with amazement, the expressions of the onlookers all changed to this kind of emoji.
"It's still a joke?!!" Gordon felt that he didn't have to count his scores, because he clearly remembered that he had missed one arrow, and at least five arrows had missed the point. Objectively speaking, this kind of performance is considered good even if it is placed in the upper hunter circle, but it is a bit humiliating to compare it with Bai Xiaoqiu's results.
"How did this guy do it?!" Gordon asked, confused.
"He squatted on the ground, put on several arrows, and then swept over those demon beasts with Shaw's eyes, and the background music 'Boom Oooo' sounded, and those arrows flew to the key point of the demon beasts by themselves like tadpoles looking for their mothers" The onlookers also replied with a confused face.
"What the hell is Shaw's eyes!! This is not a martial arts film in the seventies and eighties, and I am not a villain like a mountain carving, so I used the eyes of Mao Lian Shaw Brothers?!! Gordon roared as if he had collapsed, "Where did that 'Boom' sound come from?!! What the hell is a little tadpole looking for his mother!! I just want to play well, Coach!! ”
"Damn, you still have the face to talk about me!!" Bai Xiaoqiu was unhappy, "When you appeared on the stage, you put the BGM of the God of Gamblers!" Bluffing, I almost got down on my knees, did you make it? ”
"I was looking for someone to hum it, where did your sound come from, a fart popping out?"
"Hmph, don't worry about it!"
"You're a blushing fart!! Look me in the eye and refute me, bastard!! ”
"I'm so annoyed, I said you don't have to worry about it!"
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"Ahem," the old village chief finally stood up to end this farce, "This game, it should be that we won, then the next game doesn't need to be compared, just send the official hunter qualification directly to Xiaobai." ”
Gordon just couldn't say that he won the game, but the fact that he lost to a rookie hunter also made him so ashamed that he wanted to kill himself by swallowing dung, and he had to find a way to save face.
"Well," Gordon said in a long voice, making up his mind to play tricks, "I suddenly found that archery has little effect on hunting year beasts, so the results of this competition are invalid, and you have to win me again!" ”
"Is it okay to compete again?" Bai Xiaoqiu stroked the bridge of her nose and said, "But what if you lose and cheat?" ”
Gordon was annoyed by Bai Xiaoqiu's attitude: "If I play tricks again, when I marry a daughter-in-law in the future, the neighbors next door to my new family will all be surnamed Wang!" ”
"That's a ruthless oath," everyone was shocked by Gordon's determination.
"Okay, okay, I believe in you," Bai Xiaoqiu could only nod.
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"In order to avoid the recurrence of the content of the competition that has nothing to do with the crusade against the Year Beast, this time the competition items are chosen by me!" Gordon said as he stood on the grass, his face not blushing, and he was out of breath.
Therefore, when human beings encounter people of the same kind who are very similar to themselves, they will either become very good friends or directly become enemies. Gordon and the village elder may not be so bad because they were cut off their arms, but because these two people look too embarrassed
Gordon ignored everyone's eyes and announced directly: "This competition is dedicated to testing the ability to identify plants. The time limit is 30 minutes, and you should find as many plant materials as you can use within the time limit, and you will get one point for each material you find and say its name correctly, and two points will be deducted for saying it wrongly, and the higher rarity material will get extra points, and the one with the higher total score wins. Is there a problem? ”
"Got it, got it!" Bai Xiaoqiu was too lazy to grind with him: "Hurry up and start!" ”
As the countdown to 321 ended, the two figures instantly galloped away in different directions.
They were fast runners, but their eyes were constantly scanning the plants around them, and whenever they saw them, they would run over them, swing their shovels or simply gouge them all out with their hands.
Unlike Gordon, who relied on his veteran experience to find materials steadily, Bai Xiaoqiu's appearance shocked the audience again, this product was like a bear child entering the supermarket, he picked up something and threw it into the cloth bag after running a few steps, and it didn't take long for the small package to become full.
"Oh, this is herbs, I know!" Bai Xiaoqiu happily dug the soil while communicating with the system in his mind, "What is that?" ”
"Oh, Mu Tianli? Okay, what about this? ”
"Ah, it's sticky grass, damn it, why didn't you say it earlier?!! I can't hold it off in my hand, bastard!! ”
Seeing Bai Xiaoqiu's posture of sweeping away the clouds, Gordon suddenly chuckled in his heart, but he still forcibly evoked a disdainful smile: "Cut, this is definitely a blind take, you will cry when you can't tell the name of the material!" This idiot, I've won this game! ”
"It's time!"
At the end of the game, Bai Xiaoqiu and Gordon returned to the starting place with a full harvest.
Gordon put the plant materials he had carefully collected on the table one by one, and introduced them one by one: "This is the sleep grass, this is the poisonous umbrella mushroom, this is the burst walnut, this is amazing, this is"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Bai Xiaoqiu next to him pour all the things in the cloth bag on the table at once, and a small mountain was piled up in an instant.
"Wow, that looks like a heartbeat mushroom?!" The rookie civil servant of the Hunters' Guild opened his mouth wide.
"And the legendary dragon fruit!" Brother Hu, the old bird, was also full of sighs.
Gordon stood next to him with black lines on his head, and the corners of his eyes jumped again and again, "You tell him all the answers, idiot!!" Let him say it himself!! ”
"It's okay," Bai Xiaoqiu said with a smile, "You can pick any of these materials, as long as I say the wrong one, I will lose!" ”
Gordon was overjoyed: "Is this true?!" ”
"Of course~"
"That's good!!" Gordon felt that Bai Xiaoqiu had started to pretend to be forced again, and his two eyes were rolling around, ready to kill Bai Xiaoqiu in one breath.
"There it is! Tell me, what is this? He asked, pointing to a large, yellowish mushroom with suspicious black spots.
Bai Xiaoqiu glanced at it, and the system immediately popped up the name and introduction of the mushroom, so he replied very calmly: "That's [** paralytic umbrella mushroom], a very rare large mushroom, the paralysis effect is more than five times that of ordinary paralytic mushrooms." ”
"Hahaha, you were wrong the first one, idiot!" Gordon laughed like a convulsion, "**The size of the paralytic umbrella mushroom is about 30 centimeters, and this one of yours is only a dozen centimeters, obviously it is just an ordinary paralytic mushroom with an oversized size, and I actually want to use it to pretend to be a rare breed to deceive people, it's not your fault for ignorance, and it's your fault to come out and pretend to be *forced~"
Bai Xiaoqiu's face was inexplicable: "According to your statement, it may also be a shrinking **paralytic umbrella mushroom"
"Hmph, of course ordinary people think so, but as an old hunter, I!" Gordon gave himself a thumbs up and said proudly, "I know the characteristics of this mushroom!" **The paralyzing effect of the paralytic mushroom is extremely strong, and even the mere contact with it will be paralyzed, so you must use a very delicate technique to collect it, how can a rookie like you do it? So there is only one truth!! He pointed his finger forward at Bai Xiaoqiu: "You guy is just using ordinary paralyzing mushrooms to deceive people!" ”
"Ah, wonderful, what a wonderful reasoning!" Bai Xiaoqiu took the lead and applauded, "Then let's verify it now, right?" ”
"Okay, you can touch it with your hand and the truth will be revealed." Gordon replied with his nostrils buttoned.
"You're an idiot to me?! If you touch it, you'll be paralyzed!! ”
"You're just an ordinary paralytic mushroom, you're going to be fine."
"You can do it!!"
"I'll come, I'll come!" Gordon rolled up his sleeves and walked up, muttering to himself, "This is obviously the most ordinary hemp-"
"Gordon? Master Gordon?! Inspector Gordon?!!! ”
"Uh, it's useless, this guy has been paralyzed" The village elder waved his hand, "Come on, load him on the car and transport him back to the village!" ”