Here's the situation.

Before jumping down, Li Bing was facing the match seller with his hands around him; And Li Bing's hand was about collapsed and placed on the waist behind the match seller.

Then the match seller jumped; I jumped as soon as I said it, and I jumped without hesitation. Because in the game, the mechanics are not the same as in reality, so Li Bing is dragged down by the match seller almost unprepared - even though the two are actually facing each other.

And after jumping, there is a parachute to sell matches, so the speed of falling is relatively slow; And Li Bing, who was holding the match seller, because his hands did not have the strength to act on the match seller at the beginning, so his body also fell suddenly, and he fell down a long distance - Li Bing's head was almost in the belly of the match seller.

This position is also sensitive, and it is okay to say that it is not sensitive; You know, not far above the belly, but the bulge that sells matches. Fortunately, Li Bing slipped down, if Li Bing slipped less, and his head plunged into the match seller's chest, I am afraid that the match seller would kick Li Bing down as soon as possible. However, Rao is Li Bing's head is buried in the stomach of the match seller, and the match seller is always on guard against Li Bing.

Therefore, when the two of them just jumped down, they were selling matches with one hand holding an umbrella, and their attention was all on Li Bing's face - not that Li Bing's face was more or less charming, but that the match seller was closely monitoring Li Bing's every move, for fear that Li Bing's head would arch upward.

Then, under Li Bing's reminder, selling matches saw his current situation. At such a high point in the air, even if the fear of heights for match sellers is not serious, he was really taken aback; Even the match seller was immediately frightened to grab the parachute with two hands, and did not dare to continue to pinch it with one hand in a flowing manner.

We all know that once a girl grabs something with both hands up, the two pieces on her chest will become more and more bulging. Just like in many love action movies, they like to hang the heroine's hands or tie them behind her back - this kind of binding technique, first, because it is the most effective, it is not easy to resist; The second is because the two pieces on the chest will be more and more protruding.

And if you don't die, Li Bing raised his head at this time.

In fact, Li Bing's original intention of raising his head was to see how frightened the match seller was now, and then take the opportunity to laugh at the match seller. But Li Bing, whose head was buried in the match seller's belly, looked up like this, where could he easily see the match seller's face - Li Bing's sight had been obscured by the match seller's crisp chest.

In this way, Li Bing's blood in reality was so strong that he couldn't help but squirt out a nosebleed. However, Li Bing, who is in the game, is all focused on the match seller, how can he know his frustration in reality?

"Ahh

"Rogue-!!" The match seller scolded. However, although she was scolding the match seller, she did not kick Li Bing down. As for why Li Bing "peeped" at himself so recklessly, he didn't kick Li Bing down, and he couldn't tell himself whether he was selling matches.

"I guess it's because he didn't mean it!" Selling matches comforts himself so much.

Is it intentional? Of course, Li Bing knew that he was unintentional, but from the point of view of selling matches, Li Bing's behavior should have been intentional - in the eyes of selling matches, men do not have a good thing; If there is no man, where will the "purple grapes and black fungus" come from?

Just like Li Bing mistakenly thought that selling matches was black fungus, he never thought that Li Bing was a pure little boy when selling matches. From the point of view of selling matches, even if Li Bing is not the kind of veteran of the battle-hardened flowers, he must have experienced personnel. But Rao is like this, but he comforted himself by selling matches, and defended Li Bing in his heart that he didn't mean it.

"Uh...... I didn't mean to......" Li Bing also knew that he had seen something he shouldn't have seen, so he hurriedly bowed his head and apologized.

It's okay if Li Bing doesn't apologize, this apology suddenly made the match seller feel full of desire to cover up.

"Humph!" The match seller snorted coldly, and then turned his head and didn't look at Li Bing.

However, at the moment when she didn't sell matches, her afterglow suddenly swept into Li Bing's nose with a nosebleed.

"Nosebleeds?" The match seller was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but feel funny - in these years, there will be people who will have nosebleeds after being stimulated like this?

In reality, Li Bing had a nosebleed, and if there was a slight delay in the game, this state would also be simulated. Of course, just nosebleeds and tears will be simulated; Whoever pees,, or so on in reality won't be simulated into the game.

It can be said that there is everything in "Drawing the Knife", but there is no. Li Bing has been playing the game for a few months, and he really hasn't seen any monster or player in the game, and he hasn't seen anything like a toilet; Even in the hotel suites in the game, there are no toilets - obviously, Draw the Knife is a game that doesn't allow.

"Haha, you're getting a nosebleed!" Seeing this scene, the fear and vigilance of selling matches suddenly decreased a lot, and they even had time to laugh.

After all, a person's heart is so big. At the beginning, the heart of the match seller was always occupied by vigilance, and he had no time to be afraid; Then, the match seller found out about his current situation, and he was afraid, and his vigilance was reduced in an instant. Now, when the match seller sees something funny again, there is naturally less fear and vigilance.

"Nosebleed?" Li Bing was stunned for a moment - Damn, what's the situation? Will I be so cowardly, will I have a nosebleed?

Subconsciously, Li Bing wanted to wipe it with his hand, but immediately Li Bing found that he couldn't free his hand! If you let go of a hand, God knows if it will fall.

"Let me see!" Li Bing tried to turn his eyes into cross-eyed, trying his best to look in the direction of his nose. But how difficult is it for a person to see the area under his nose with his eyes? I don't believe you to see if you can do it, I can't do it anyway.

"Hahaha!" Seeing Li Bing's cowardice, the mood of selling matches was even better, and he even forgot that this man who was holding himself and burying his head in his stomach was a man!

"I'll rub!" Li Bing, who was repeatedly ridiculed, was angry, and without saying a word, he wiped his nose on the stomach of the match seller. Just like wiping his nose, Li Bing wiped his nosebleed on the match seller's clothes, and immediately, the equipment worn by the match seller was dyed red.

"Well, I really had a nosebleed!" Seeing that the clothes selling matches sucked up his nosebleeds like sanitary napkins, Li Bing had no heart or lungs.

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