Chapter 94: Liu Bei was a little flustered
"You're really good at talking, hey, your face is really peculiar, it's not simple!"
As soon as Liu Bei's three brothers heard Liu Xie say that Liu Bei was not simple, their bodies suddenly kept going, and Zhang Fei was no longer thunderous.
Tong Yan is unscrupulous, maybe this child has discovered the extraordinaryness of the eldest brother, so he might as well listen to it, so he instantly quieted down and listened to it.
"You are seven feet five inches long, your hands are down and your knees are lowered, your ears are like a fan, you can see your ears, just like Bajie, you are so ugly that you cry ghosts!"
Hearing Liu Xie's words, the three brothers of Liu Bei, who were originally listening to it and thought they would be praised, suddenly changed their faces and became angry.
Just before they could get angry, Liu Xie continued: "However, although it is ugly to the depths of the soul, it is different from ordinary people, and it seems to be very similar to the "appearance of the emperor" recorded in the history books. ”
The corners of Liu Bei's three brothers' mouths twitched slightly, but their hearts turned anger into joy.
The appearance of the emperor, the child's words are unscrupulous, cough cough, what he said may be right.
Sure enough, the eldest brother is a little ugly, but he is extraordinary!
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at Liu Bei with hot eyes.
Liu Bei was secretly happy in his heart, and he had ignored his ugliness.
Immediately, Liu Bei was shocked again, looking left and right, worried that someone would hear it, if it was really a child's words, he dared to say anything.
Liu Xie, who had been observing this Liu Bei, noticed the light at the moment when he said that he had the "appearance of an emperor", and smiled coldly in his heart.
Sure enough, he was nothing more than a hypocrite who was well hidden!
Whatever Kuang Fu Zheng Room is, it's just an excuse.
No, I can't let you go easily!
Liu Xie saw that the three Liu Bei brothers were not dressed brightly, and it was estimated that they were shy.
He pondered slightly in his heart, and the evil intent in his heart rose, and then he smiled ambiguously, like an old prostitute: "How do I feel that you want to invite me to drink, then the son will reward your face, let's go, Tianxianglou, you have a treat!"
Liu Bei didn't turn a corner in an instant, why did he suddenly say that he wanted to invite him to drink?
Immediately anger rose in his heart, what kind of thing are you, a little hairy boy, I don't know what to do, and you deserve me to invite you to drink?
He glanced at Dian Wei and Tai Shici beside Liu Xie with a constantly changing expression, and said in his heart, I obviously want to invite them!
"Hey, why are you looking at him with such strange eyes?" Liu Xie winked imperceptibly at Tai Shi Ci and Dian Wei.
Tai Shi Ci and Dian Wei suddenly understood, and pretended to be uncomfortable with "admiration" and glanced at Liu Bei. This made Liu Bei instantly excited.
Liu Xie gave him a chance, maybe those two masters would be impressed by his corporal Lixian and come under his command.
It's just that what makes him embarrassed is that Tianxianglou is a gold cave, and with his meager family property, he can't withstand Liu Xie's squandering.
However, thinking that Dian Wei and Tai Shici were both super strong people who were not inferior to his second and third brothers, he hesitated.
Then he thought that Liu Xie was just a teenager, and he probably didn't know how to play when he went to that place.
It shouldn't cost much.
So although Liu Bei was shy, he gritted his teeth and decided to invite Liu Xie to Tianxianglou for a pastime, not to look at the face of the monk and the face of the Buddha.
Liu Xie was naturally happy, and praised Liu Bei's boldness, and said to Liu Bei as he walked: "Don't look at my young age, but my face is extremely accurate, I am the first flicker king of Taikoo, do you want me to help you take a look?"
The first flickering king of the primeval world is unconscious, and it seems to be very powerful. But with such a big name, he is not afraid of flashing his waist.
Liu Bei slandered in his heart. Of course he didn't know what it was, otherwise he wouldn't be so calm.
However, thinking that Liu Xie saw at a glance that he had the "appearance of an emperor", Liu Bei felt that he would rather believe it than believe it.
This kid may have things, but he still can't be treated like a normal child.
"Then please help me take a look!"
Liu Xie pretended to be profound, and asked in an old-fashioned manner: "Your father's name is Liu Hong?"
Liu Bei was shocked, and broke his father's name in one word, how dare he slack off.
Zhengse said: "Exactly! I am the great-great-grandson of His Excellency Emperor Xiaojing, the grandson of Liu Xiong, and the son of Liu Hong. ”
After speaking, Liu Bei's expression showed a hint of pride, he seemed to be so poor that there was only one name left to show off.
It is precisely because of poverty that he is willing to spend money to invite Liu Xie to buy and sell the Golden Cave to drink flower wine, which shows that he is really willing to do whatever it takes to get talents.
It's not for nothing.
Liu Xie was still slightly moved in his heart.
Fooling him, his conscience will hurt, it is incredible. Liu Xie then seemed to be like a magic stick, pretending to be unfathomable.
"Wrong, so wrong!"
"Wrong?" Liu Bei was stunned, at this moment, he looked at Liu Xie, although he was immature, he didn't dare to underestimate him in the slightest, and looked at him with burning eyes.
"According to the genealogy, let me calculate it for you, the first generation, Emperor Gao Liu Bang, the second generation, Emperor Wen Liu Heng (the fourth son of Emperor Gao), the third generation, Emperor Jing Liu Qi (the fifth son of Emperor Wen), the fourth generation, Zhongshan Jingwang Liu Sheng (the ninth son of Emperor Jing), the fifth generation, Lucheng Pavilion Marquis Liu Zhen, the sixth generation, Peihou Liu Ang, the seventh generation, Zhanghou Liu Lu, the eighth generation, Yishui Marquis Liu Lian, the ninth generation, Qinyang Marquis Liu Ying, the tenth generation, Anguo Marquis Liu Jian, the eleventh generation, Guangling Marquis Liu Ai, the twelfth generation, the glue Marquis Liu Xian thirteenth generation, Zuyi Marquis Liu Shu, the fourteenth generation, Qiyang Marquis Liu Yi, the fifteenth generation, Yuan Zehou Liu Bi, the sixteenth generation, Yingchuan Hou Liu Da, the seventeenth generation, Fengling Hou Liu Budo, the eighteenth generation, Jichuan Hou Liu Hui, the nineteenth generation, Dongjun Fan Ling Liu Xiong, the twentieth generation, Liu Hong, to you just twenty-first, Liu Bei. ”
Liu Bei heard Liu Xie's hairs break out, how could it be possible, even the eighteenth generation of his ancestors had figured it out, and besides, this person is not untargeted, it is reasonable to say.
Liu Bei suddenly broke out in sweat.
"Then, according to the genealogy of His Majesty the Emperor today, the first generation of Emperor Gao Liu Bang, the second generation, Emperor Wen Liu Heng (the fourth son of Emperor Gao), the third generation, Emperor Jing Liu Qi (the fifth son of Emperor Wen), the fourth generation, Liu Fa, the king of Changsha, the fifth generation, Liu Mai, the Marquis of the Chungling Festival, the sixth generation, Yulin Taishou Liu Wai, the seventh generation, Julu Duwei Liu Hui, the eighth generation, Nandun Ling Liu Qin, the ninth generation, Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu, the tenth generation, Emperor Ming Liu Zhuang (Liu Xiu's fourth son), the eleventh generation, Emperor Zhang Liu Wei (Liu Zhuang's fifth son), the twelfth generation, and Emperor He Liu Zhao (Liu Wei's fourth son), the thirteenth generation, Emperor An Liu Hu (grandson of Emperor Zhang Liu Wei, son of Liu Qing, King of Qinghe), 14th generation, Shun Emperor Liu Bao (son of Liu Hu), 15th generation, Chong Emperor Liu Bing, son of Liu Bao; Emperor Liu Zhang, the great-great-grandson of Emperor Zhang, the predecessor of Emperor Chong Liu Bing died at the age of three, and Liu Zhang inherited the heir of Emperor Shun; Emperor Huan Liu Zhi, the great-grandson of Emperor Zhang, and the heir of Emperor Chengshun. Because the three of them inherited the same heir to Emperor Shun, they are of the same generation. Sixteenth generation, Emperor Ling Liu Hong (Emperor Zhang's great-grandson, Emperor Huan's cousin), seventeenth generation, young emperor Liu Wei, the eldest son of Emperor Ling Liu Hong; Dedicated to Emperor Liu Xie, the second son of Emperor Ling Liu Hong.
Liu Xie is the seventeenth grandson of Liu Bang, and your seniority is completely lower than the current five generations of His Majesty, according to your seniority, you are already Liu Xie's great-great-grandson, why do you dare to say that you are his imperial uncle? If he is more serious, this is a big taboo. ”
Liu Bei is actually not very clear about his family tree, and the genealogy produced by Liu Xie is listed by Luo Guanzhong, the author of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Liu Xie smiled evilly in his heart, Lao Luo pits you Liu Bei, it's no wonder that I can't do it.
Black...... Great-great-grandson!
The thought of being a great-great-grandson for a little hairy child, Liu Bei was even more uncomfortable than eating a fly.
"Childe, no, Xiaoxian...... Sir, could you please point me to so-and-so?"
Liu Xie just couldn't deny a smile.
Liu Bei knew in his heart that he would definitely invite this son to have a good time in a while. Soon, Tianxianglou came into everyone's eyes.
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