Chapter 034: Camera Focus
As one of the only two preseason games in China this season, fans are certainly not willing to let the game be taken over by some unknown role player, even if Stephen Curry's three-point is very accurate, even if Harris's flying dunk is very hot, even if Rice Worm puts the basketball in the basket again and again, the fans don't buy it at all.
Especially after just 8 minutes of play in the first quarter, the Big Apple was replaced, and the balanced data of 2 points, 2 assists and 2 rebounds disappointed the fans who were looking forward to Li Chen's brave performance before the game, in their opinion, even the white and chubby mascot scored 11 points in a single quarter, how can you Big Apple as the MVP of last season's finals just play casually!
What's even more disappointing for fans is that after they waited for a whole quarter of the game, someone still didn't seem to have the intention of playing, although the much-supported Yi Di played a little in the second quarter and scored two consecutive offenses, but the problem is that Yi Di's trick is always the 8-foot away turn jumper, and the fans have long been tired of seeing the NBA from Guangdong Hongyuan.
"Brother! Why aren't you playing? On the sidelines, Li Chen was talking to a particularly cute little girl, which may be the reason why he didn't play. But when she saw that this thing had been sitting in front of her as if nothing had happened, the little girl spoke first.
"Because the people on the field are better than me!" Li Chen pretended to be pitiful and said, "You see that when I just came on the court, I shot a ball, and that big uncle who was white and chubby threw three goals in a while, so the coach didn't let me play!" ”
"Really?" The little girl was thoughtful. She turned her head to look at her father, and her intuition told him that this brother's words were not credible, and that his father was reliable.
But. Dad couldn't be relied on this time, and the unscrupulous dad followed Li Chen's meaning, "Well, that big fat man is a very powerful star, and this brother has just played basketball for a year." ”
"A year?" The little girl's concept of time is obviously not yet fully understood, "A year is already a long time, there are 365 days in a year. There are 24 hours in a day and 60 minutes in an hour...... You see, I've only been learning the piano for two months, and I'm going to play a lot of tunes, and even my mother says it's good! My brother has been playing basketball for a year. It's definitely amazing! ”
Well, I knew that it didn't make sense, so Li Chen used a visual analogy, "Let me tell you this." You are 5 years old. That big fat uncle also started playing basketball at the age of 5, and he is now 25 years old, so he can play so well, he has been practicing for 20 years, and I only have 1 year! ”
"But!" Although Li Chen's words sounded reasonable, the little girl was still a little confused, "Then what did you do when you were 5 years old?" ”
Someone is embarrassed, who remembers what they did when they were 5 years old!
"Haha!" The little girl laughed when she saw Li Chen's face. "I know my brother must have been playful when he was a kid. I don't study hard, so I can't play well now, right? ”
Eh, being despised, Li Chen touched his nose, it is difficult to chat with children, and his imagination is too rich. "That's right, I was playful when I was a child, so I can't play well now, you can't do it, you have to study hard, don't learn from me, you look at me, you can only sit and watch others play!"
Speaking of this, Li Chen pretended to be sad, he wanted to see how the little girl reacted.
Sure enough, the little girl who was overflowing with compassion was fooled, and she tugged on Li Chen's sleeve very carefully, "Brother, don't be sad, my mother said that knowing that mistakes can be corrected is a good child, as long as you work hard from now on, you will definitely be even more powerful than that big fat uncle in 20 years!" ”
20 years? Li Chen rolled his eyes, 20 years later, the daylilies will be good, not to mention that they have only reached the realm of Mirisic, how talented they must be! However, the appearance has to be put on.
"Liar! That big fat man is a genius, and an ordinary person like me is not as good as him even if it takes thirty years! ”
"No lie!" Seeing that Li Chen didn't believe it, the little girl was a little anxious, "My brother is much smarter than that big fat man, isn't he, Dad?" "No matter what happens, my father will always be my daughter's strongest support.
"Yes, yes"! Li Chen's coaxing of the little girl did not make the unscrupulous father angry, "In my opinion, that big fat man is like a fool, how can he be regarded as a genius, my Nini is much smarter than him!" ”
"Of course!" Because she was complimented, the little girl cocked her little tail happily. "Even the teacher praised me, saying that I learned the piano very quickly!"
"No, you and your dad lied to me!" Li Chen continued to coax the little girl, "I don't believe you, unless you ......"
"Unless what?" At a young age, she loves to help others, and the tutor of the girl's parents seems to be well-organized.
"Unless you say it first, what if you lie to me! Then I'll trust you! "I really have to despise the shamelessness of this product, the little girl really helped him, but he even talked to others about the conditions, but it's just a little girl, which one is older or a bad-tempered child, so you can stay where you are cool!
The little girl, who was only 5 years old, obviously couldn't think of anything, so she turned to her father again, "Dad, help me think of one, I can't think of one." ”
"That's not going to work!" Li Chen stopped the unscrupulous father who was eager to try, "You have to think about it, didn't I just say it, unless you first say that you lied to me, you will do it, and if you want your father to think, won't it become what he wants?" Didn't the teacher tell you to do your own things? ”
"I didn't go to school, and my mom said she wouldn't let me go to kindergarten until I was 6 years old." The little girl pouted, probably because she saw that her peers were in kindergarten, but she was staying at home, so she was a little unhappy.
Forehead! Li Chen glanced at the girl's father suspiciously, he remembered that children generally go to kindergarten at the age of four or five, and what kind of small classes are divided into large classes, but this little girl actually said that she has not yet gone to school, it is indeed a little strange, of course, it will definitely not be because of the tuition problem, and the people who can afford to sit in the first row must also be people with some status.
The girl's father quickly explained. "My wife is a freelancer and spends her days at home, and we both think it's not good to throw kids into school too early. We want to give her a wonderful childhood, my wife can teach everything that the school teachers can teach, and my wife often takes her out to experience all kinds of life, I think, for children, this kind of education seems to be more suitable! ”
It turns out that this is the case, to be able to have such a pair of enlightened parents. The little girl is really a little happy, of course, thanks to her family conditions. Otherwise, if it were to be replaced by two ordinary white-collar couples, Li Chen would not believe that they would be able to put their children at home with peace of mind.
"School isn't fun, and when you go to school, you'll want to stay at home!" Li Chen pinched the little girl's nose, "And." I'm waiting for your solution. What are you going to do if you lie to me? ”
"That'...... That...... I'll marry you when I grow up, and when I watched a TV series with my mother yesterday, I had an older sister say this to a brother, and then she really married that brother. The little girl held her mouth, "But I'm sure I won't marry you, because I'm not lying to you!" ”
Eh, Li Chen was sad, "Marrying me makes you very dissatisfied." You just didn't say it, I'm as smart as Nini. Shouldn't it be nice to marry me? ”
"Hey, hey!" The little girl was quick for a while, "I lied to you just now!" ”
As soon as the words came out, it was difficult to take them back, and the little girl also realized her mistake, "No, no, no, I didn't lie to you, yes...... It's ......" because I was so nervous that my little brain couldn't turn around.
Li Chen's reaction was very quick, and he immediately caught the little girl's speech, "Oh, I heard it, you said you lied to me just now, right?" And then let me think about it, was there a little liar just now who said that she was going to lie to me and marry me when I grew up? ”
"I heard it too!" The fact that the unscrupulous father actually helped outsiders coax his own girl fully proves that a man can't be allowed to take the child, "Nini, I see that you are going to marry this brother when you grow up, and that's good, my brother lives in the United States, and my father can go to the United States to play if he has nothing to do in the future!" ”
"Definitely not!" The little girl was very calm, "My brother is so old, he will definitely get married when I grow up, maybe he will have a daughter as old as Nini at that time!" But Dad, if you want to go to the United States to play, I will definitely take you there when Nini grows up! ”
"I don't know who will take whom!" The little girl's words made Li Chen laugh secretly when he heard it, "But it's a certainty, if I don't get married when you grow up, you will come to the United States to marry me!" ”
Stretching out his little thumb, Li Chen rarely recalled a childlike innocence, "Make a hook, it's a puppy that deceives people!" ”
"Do you really want to tick the box? Mom said that ticking is for children, and Nini is a big child! When it came to life, the little girl was a little nervous, her big watery eyes were rolling, and she seemed to wonder if there was any alternative.
"Then you become a puppy, I don't care! Anyway, you become a puppy, not me. Li Chen waved his hand behind his head, full of indifference.
Children are still children after all, even if they go out to experience all kinds of life, they can't get out of the category of children, and when a 5-year-old premise is added in front of her, the mind is even simpler.
"Shhhh The little girl reluctantly stretched out her little thumb, "But let me declare first, Nini wants to live in a big house, wear the most beautiful clothes, and eat the best food, if you can't do it, I won't have to marry you then!" ”
Well, what is this teaching, is this the perception of experiencing life? Li Chen squinted at the girl's father, who looked embarrassed, obviously, this unscrupulous father is a loyal supporter of a poor son and a rich daughter!
"Nini, remember, you must not say this in front of your mother, even if you say it, don't say that I told you, otherwise Dad will never take you out to play in the future!"
The unscrupulous father's unscrupulous self-confession once again made Li Chen deeply despise, but to be honest, he is also quite supportive of this father's idea, especially for Chinese society, this is a very wise decision, even if it seems to be a little unfair to boys, but since ancient times, boys have been positioned in traditional culture like this, in a way, this is the charm of men.
"Don't worry, my brother will prepare the biggest house, the most beautiful clothes, and the best food for Nini to marry me! Otherwise, I'll be a puppy! Saying that, Li Chen stretched out his little thumb, and played a trick of hanging with a hook that would not change for a hundred years.
The two who were pulling the hook didn't realize that this scene was recorded by the photographer on the scene without reservation, and the scene just now was played to the audience in real time on the big screen, including in front of the TV.
So, another shout suddenly sounded on the field, but basically it was some female fans, "Big Apple, I want to hook too!" The reaction on the Internet was the same, and many fans ran to Li Chen's personal homepage to leave messages, strongly expressing their desire to seduce, oh no, to pull the hook. After all, handsome guys and girls with love love the most!
"Oh God!"
Mobley looked at the sudden commotion on the field, and the focus of the camera was on Li Chen, "Cruze, what have you done, why can you sit on the bench and attract the attention of so many fans, this is too unfair!" ”
Mobley said that since everyone is sitting on a small bench together, the audience should at least share a little enthusiasm for themselves, after all, he has also spent time in the NBA Chinese team Rockets, but alas, the camera has never been birded this old friend of the Chinese! (To be continued......)