Chapter 368, Crotch Covering Faction (Fifth Update!) )
"Boss......" Li Bing cast a sympathetic look at him.
Li Bing should be the closest person to Xu Mo on the field, and his feelings are the most intuitive; Although he didn't feel Xu Mo's sharp pain that penetrated deep into the bone marrow, as a man, Li Bing instinctively clamped his legs. And between Li Bing's legs, he also felt a chill.
What could be more painful for a man on a physical level?
"Wash, shuffle and blow, lay on the grass and mud horses! Do you have any morals or not, you can do this kind of thing! My day-!! I have to say that Xu Mo's willpower is really extremely strong, and under such pain, Xu Mo still has the strength to scold.
And Xu Mo's half-crazy, half-stupid and half-dementia who succeeded in the "crotch" blow was extremely satisfied with his results at this time; This fatal blow was grasped just right, and the tactical idea of "catching the thief and capturing the king first" was brought into full play.
"Washing, scissors, and blowing, what are you doing there? Don't hurry up yet! Half crazy, half stupid, half demented.
How can you not know that the battlefield is changing rapidly, and the fighter plane is fleeting; But Washing, Scooping, and Blowing Rao had long expected the obscenity and shamelessness of being half-crazy, half-stupid, half-demented, but he really witnessed it with his own eyes again, especially seeing the painful expression of Xu Mo, the boss of the No. 1 gang in Huaxia District, who was so shocked for a while that he forgot that he was in the position of the commander.
said that it was too late and that was fast, in fact, from Xu Mo's JJ being dragged to washing and scissors blowing back to his senses, it was only a few seconds. After all, the "king" of Tiger Roaring Heights has been "captured", oh, to be precise, the "king of kings" has been "dragged", so of course the "washing, shearing and blowing" will have to make subtle adjustments to the tactics.
However, when he opened his mouth, he found that he couldn't speak anyway.
"Silence!"
Although Li Bing was secretly sympathetic to Xu Mo's tragic situation, how could Li Bing, who was accustomed to third-line operations, not take into account the situation on the field? Li Bing, who has been paying attention to washing, scissors and blowing, directly banned the washing, scissors and blowing at the moment when he was about to speak.
Li Bing's current ban level is high, and he can ban words for several minutes.
Xu Mo is still being dragged and sinking, but of course he is not continuing to be dragged to the balls; Xu Mo, who was dragged by the ball, reflexively grabbed the hideous arm that emerged from the ground with his own hands. In other words, although Xu Mo was still sinking, the force of pulling down was borne by his hands, not his eggs.
Although the force of pulling down does not have to be borne, there is no doubt that Xu Mo's balls are still pinched by this outstretched hand in hell; Although the pain on Xu Mo's egg was slightly reduced, it was only a little lessened.
It's so shameless!
It's so obscene!
It's so dirty!
This half-crazy, half-stupid, half-dementia trick is called "Hell's Hand". In fact, according to the system settings, the textbook usage of the Hell Hand should be to grab the player's ankle and then drag the player into the ground to suffocate to death; In the absence of a way to crack it, once the player is dragged underground, they can basically announce that they have returned to the active point.
However, it is very unfortunate that the Hell's hand stunt has fallen into the hands of an unusually obscene and filthy half-crazy, half-stupid, half-demented; This trick was supposed to be used to drag people's ankles, but it was half crazy, half stupid and half demented innovative transformation, and it was transformed into a special tool for dragging people's balls. After the transformation, in addition to some moral degradation, the effect is immediate - the damage is high, the prey that is held is not easy to get out, and it is easier to defeat the prey's struggle and resistance...... And so on and so forth; With so many advantages, half-crazy, half-stupid and half-demented naturally regarded this trick as his housekeeping skill.
The players in Qinglong City who know something about this trick even changed their color when they heard "half-crazy, half-stupid and half-demented"; I don't know how many top masters have suffered under the trick of half-crazy, half-stupid and half-demented, as long as the half-crazy, half-stupid and half-dementia person is mentioned in Qinglong City, who doesn't immediately tremble and feel cold in his crotch?
"Boom!"
After a few more seconds, the farther must be calm, and finally arrived with the huge tree of life.
"Boom!"
The rhizome of the Tree of Life plunged deep into the ground, sweeping directly below Xu Mo.
"Not good!" The half-crazy, half-stupid, half-demented who was happily dragging the balls changed his face. With the experience of being half crazy, half stupid and half demented, it is natural to see at a glance that the rhizome of the tree of life has a strong winding effect; Once entwined by these rhizomes, the half-mad, half-stupid, half-dementia will undoubtedly be dragged out of the ground alive.
When it comes to the ground, it is not a half-crazy, half-stupid and half-dementia territory, and when the time comes, the half-crazy, half-stupid and half-dementia will definitely be tortured to death by the red-eyed Xu Mo.
"There's still this kind of skill!" The half-crazy, half-stupid and half-demented who had been invincible couldn't help but sigh, unwillingly let go of the claws that were holding Xu Modandan, and then quickly drilled into the ground. As long as you go deep into the ground, the tree of life will not grow.
"Holy!" Although Xu Mo's eggs were relieved, how could the pain that penetrated deep into the bone marrow be relieved for a while?
"Ah~~" Xu Mo couldn't help but cover his balls and wail regardless of his image; It's not that he doesn't want an image, it's really painful! And when Dan Dan was dragged just now, because it was so painful, Xu Mo couldn't even concentrate on using the "prophecy technique"; Otherwise, relying on prophecy, Xu Mo could also get out of trouble quickly.
"Boss, is this fight still fighting?" He must calmly manipulate the Tree of Life, stretched out a branch, and rolled Xu Mo, who was almost incapacitated, onto the Tree of Life.
"Fart, fart, so shameless, slap hair!" Xu Mo scolded in the gang channel, "Brothers, the enemy is too shameless!" Don't fight, cover your balls and run away! ”
At this time, the Tiger Roaring Villa and the Ten Thousand Dragons League were only a few dozen meters apart; At a distance of tens of meters, with the speed of movement of both sides, they can collide in a few seconds.
But to be honest, the players of Tiger Roaring Heights had already lost their morale after seeing Xu Mo's tragic scene. There's no way not to plummet morale, and when fighting, you have to always be on guard against whether the underground will suddenly stretch out a hand to grab your balls, how can you concentrate on this fight? How can you fight this fight?
"Withdraw!"
Hearing Xu Mo's "withdraw" word, the gangs of Tiger Roaring Heights were like being amnestied, and they all covered their crotches without saying a word and turned around and ran.
"I finally know the origin of the crotch pie!" Li Bing sighed while controlling the two clones to use flashing lights one after another to slow down the pace of the Wanlong Alliance players.
You must know that the Wanlong League already had the initial velocity, and the crotch covering faction that turned around and fled, oh no, it was Tiger Roaring Heights, but it needed an acceleration process; Moreover, when the players of Tiger Roaring Heights escape, they do not run away with their arms at the fastest speed, but run there with their hands on their crotch, which is an unstandard running posture that will inevitably make it impossible for Tiger Roaring Heights players to reach the highest movement speed. In this case, if there is no obstacle from the flashing lights, the Ten Thousand Dragons League is likely to hunt down and kill some of the players in Tiger Roaring Heights.
"Wash, scissor blow, your sister, it's so shameless!" Xu Mo still didn't know the name of the player who sneaked up on his balls, and he could only vent his anger to wash and shear, "This hatred, Lao Tzu has written it down!" Xu Mo's voice resounded across the battlefield.
Although he was furious, Xu Mo could only let go of his cruel words at the moment.
And in an instant, a louder voice spread far and wide, muffling Xu Mo's shouting.
"Little half and a half, it turns out that you are hiding in Qinglong City, but you can ask my sister to look for me for a while!" The sound seemed to come from the clouds above the nine heavens; Listening to this sound quality is not the effect of "a thousand miles of notes", but it is more penetrating than a thousand miles of notes, as if the sound is directly resonating on the soul.
Even the half-crazy, half-stupid, half-dementia who was hiding hundreds of meters deep in the ground could hear this voice clearly. It was obviously a voice as warm as a flower blooming in the middle of summer, half crazy, half stupid and half demented, but the whole person seemed to fall to hell in an instant.
"Yin Silent Words!"
Half crazy, half stupid, half demented, his face changed drastically.
PS: On the first day of the group, there were not many people in the group, but they chatted very lively, and they were very happy.
These two chapters are not inserted horizontally, but they are chatting and farting in the group today, and suddenly I have an idea to bury a foreshadowing here, so as to lead to the background of the whole book - non-water!
The fifth watch is over, and the last time I said it, if you don't join the group, come quickly~ Especially those who, don't let me criticize by name!
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