Syllable!

"Ouch!" The back of Xu Kai's head was hit by a flying pebble, and when he looked back, he was actually a seven-year-old child.

"Badass! Release the Heavenly Master! Otherwise, I'm not going to be kind to you! The child held a slingshot and aimed at Xu Kai.

"This man is a liar, don't fall for him!" Xu Kai's words were not believed at all, but attracted people's roars.

"Let's go up together and bring the Heavenly Master back!" This voice is a little familiar, Xu Kai took a closer look, and it turned out to be the fake God of Wealth in the painting. Although he changed his outfit and appearance, his name did not change, and with this voice, he couldn't escape Xu Kai's eyes. This person's name is Zhang Guodong, looking at the surname and age, it is estimated that he is the son of Zhang Tianshi, and he is indeed a soldier who will not leave his father and son in battle......

"That's right! Copy the guys! ”

"Let's go!"

"Okay!"

"Stinky youkai, you wait!"

"Dare to hurt Heavenly Master Lao Tzu and ask you to pay for your life!"

The onlookers gradually dispersed, and instead of fleeing, they went home to get their weapons.

Seeing that the situation was very good, Zhang Tianshi spit out the footcloth in his mouth with a snort, and said with a smile: "Boy, I don't know where you came from, but I advise you to leave this place quickly, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable!" ”

"I didn't expect you to be so popular with the people, it's a pity to be a liar."

"Oh? So what do you think I should do? ”

"Of course it's their head!"

"Hehe, if it's not good, will they listen to me? In fact, I am their head now, and they will do whatever I tell them to do, even if they want them to die, they will not dare to disobey! ”

"Really? I can too, for example, if I want you to die now, you will die soon, believe it or not? ”

"You won't do any good to kill me, why don't we join forces?"

"Who is going to be a liar with you? Hum! ”

"You dare to say you haven't lied to anyone?"

"Of course, but I won't hurt anyone, that's just a white lie......"

"Hehe, your heart is empty, right? Lying is cheating, and what kind of white lies do you say, even deceiving yourself, you are really ridiculous! Hahahaha! Hahaha! ”

"You! Shut up! If you laugh again, I'll take your dog's life! ”

"It's not your turn to take the life of this Heavenly Master, boy."

"Then let's give it a try!" Xu Kai couldn't bear it anymore, and the Kunlun sword slashed across Zhang Tianshi's neck.

Boom!

"Huh? Why didn't it bleed? Xu Kai thought that Zhang Tianshi's blood would be splashed on the spot, but he didn't expect that the Kunlun Sword was like cutting iron, and it was a hard neck......

It turned out that Zhang Tianshi had already quietly pasted the vajra talisman on his body, and no sharp weapon could hurt him.

Liu Xiaoxiao, who was standing on the side, found the Vajra talisman and quietly approached Zhang Tianshi, wanting to tear it off, but he didn't expect it......

"Ahh Liu Xiaoxiao seemed to have been electrocuted, and quickly retracted her hand.

"Hehe, this Heavenly Master's immortal talisman is untouchable, so don't be delusional." Zhang Tianshi flicked it lightly, and pasted the two obedient charms on Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao's bodies respectively.

"Stand upright!" Zhang Tiens began to call the shots and said, "Turn left!" ”

Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao stood upright at the same time and turned to the left, before Zhang Tianshi gave the order, they couldn't move, and they were really very obedient.

"Turn right! Turn left! Turn back! Turn back! Let's go! One! One! One, two, one! ......" Zhang Tianshi is like an instructor, which reminds Xu Kai of the military training when he first entered the university, it was really purgatory on earth, his instructor was made a devil instructor by the students in the same row, and those who disobeyed the order would be punished. Just like once, a student was hit by a fly on his nose, and he reached out to catch it but was punished by the instructor for doing 100 push-ups; The other was even worse, Lizheng was too tired to rest on his own, and his feet were almost flattened by the instructor......

All kinds of pictures during military training appeared in Xu Kai's mind, he actually forgot that he was in danger now, but did it very standardly, for fear that he would be punished by the instructor if he didn't listen to the instructions, which made Liu Xiaoxiao even more angry, and secretly scolded: "Dead Xu Kai!" Stinky Xu Kai! ”

Yang is undefeated because Xu Kai ruined his own good deeds, and he didn't bother to save him, so it would be good for him to learn a lesson, anyway, this obedient charm would not have killed Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao.

Not long after, a large number of residents flocked to the city with weapons in hand, and even children were holding wooden sticks in their hands, and it seemed that Zhang Tianshi's influence was indeed very great.

"Huh? Celestial Master, are you alright? The village chief saw that Zhang Tianshi was out of danger, while Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao were spinning around.

"How can the two little demons get this Heavenly Master? They have already been subdued by this Heavenly Master, look! How obedient is it? Seeing that everyone was coming, Zhang Tianshi intensified his efforts and asked Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao to do all kinds of difficult actions.

"You, do 100 push-ups!" After Zhang Tianshi gave an order to Xu Kai, he turned to Liu Xiaoxiao and said, "You, jump on his back!" ”

"Hee-hee-hee......" This time Liu Xiaoxiao Coke, he can finally trample on Xu Kai and let out this evil breath in his heart!

Xu Kai has already developed a strong physique in the cultivation room, and it is not difficult for him to do 100 push-ups, Liu Xiaoxiao is very light, compared to Liu Piaopiao, it is much heavier, it seems that she usually eats a lot of snacks......

"One, two, three, four, five,......" Xu Kai deliberately did it quickly, so that Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't frog jump, and accidentally fell on Xu Kai, but Xu Kai didn't stop and continued to do push-ups, which embarrassed Liu Xiaoxiao, because she was under the control of the obedient charm at this time, and she still had to continue to frog jump on Xu Kai's back......

"Stop! It's not like that, you do a push-up and she jumps once, get it? Zhang Tianshi couldn't tolerate Xu Kai cheating and changed his requirements.

"Great...... Hehe...... "Although Liu Xiaoxiao can't control her actions, she can finally get her wish now.

Xu Kai didn't have any opinions, he could withstand ten times the earth's gravity in the cultivation room, even if Liu Xiaoxiao jumped on his back, he wouldn't have the slightest sense of oppression.

"One!" "I'll jump!" "Two!" "I'll step on it!" "Three!" "Stomp you to death!" "Four!" "Hey!" "Five!" "Ahh ……

In the eyes of outsiders, these two people are very pitiful, but for Xu Kai, this is exercise, and for Liu Xiaoxiao, this is venting, and both of them are happy.

"Heavenly Master, the Divine Painting has been burned by two little demons, how can this be good?" The person who offered the Holy Child walked in front of Zhang Tianshi, this person is the father who sold his own flesh and blood for money, named Li Damin, the child's mother has long been tied up at home by him, and she is not allowed to come out to make trouble, there is everyone in this world......

"Ami Moo...... Zhang Tianshi pinched his fingers and exclaimed: "It seems that you still have to offer another holy child in order to make the God of Wealth appear again!" ”

"One more?" Li Damin's wife gave birth to a pair of twins, they already have 3 children when they came, maybe one less is nothing, but these 3 are all girls, I wanted to keep a son to succeed the incense lamp, but I didn't expect his younger brother Li Xiaomin to suddenly come and say: "Brother, your youngest son died young......

"What?!" Now that he can't even keep his youngest son, Li Damin began to regret it and said, "Heavenly Master, I don't want money, can you give me back the child?" ”

"Huh?" Zhang Tianshi's expression changed suddenly, and he said angrily: "The Holy Child has already been given to the God of Wealth, how can he come back?" ”

"The God of Wealth didn't give me wealth, this deal didn't ......"

"Humph! If you want to blame these two little demons, your child won't be able to get it back. Zhang Tianshi brushed his sleeves away, leaving Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao at Li Damin's disposal.

Li Damin didn't dare to stop Zhang Tiens, and he couldn't stop him, because this Tiens flew away, like a fairy.

"It's all a good thing done by these two monsters, Damin, kill them quickly and avenge your son!" Zhang Guodong handed over a wooden sword with a toad talisman into Li Damin's hand, and the person who hit this talisman would immediately turn into a toad, which would prove that Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao were two toad essences......