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IEM official website live station, the third game of the 1netg competition.

"Okay, welcome back, I'm the IEM9 event special commentator laughing master, after two rounds of regular games, 1netg has come to the third game, the first two games both sides won one game each, now the score is 1-1 draw, the next game is the most critical tiebreaker!" On the commentary stage, a man with glasses with a slightly happy appearance is working hard to make an opening statement.

This Chinese commentator, who is a special guest of this IEM competition, has a very fascinating and awkward name - the master of laughter!

As the so-called male and female matching, work is not tiring. Commenting on a game, it is naturally impossible to have only one commentator singing a one-man show!

At this time, there was a female commentator who was not flattering in appearance and figure, but had a pockmarked face, but her voice was contrived: "I'm a little rabbit, I have to say oh, the first two games are indeed very exciting, especially the cards of the poodle and the elixir in the second set of the statelessness, which brought up the rhythm of the whole team and helped Ong to win back a city after losing a game first, and it was a 1-1 draw, which is really exciting!" ”

"Stateless poodle? Nima can even remember the names of the contestants incorrectly, what kind of bullshit commentary is this? ”

"Hehe, just get used to it, the bomberman who flew the lynx before used his big move to help clear a wave of soldiers on the road to guard the tower, but as a result, this male commentator has been bb him empty!"

"What I don't understand the most is that he also said several times in the first game that the prince is empty! I'm empty NMGB, you take the prince and give me a big empty try! ”

"What is this, the male commentator laughs at the master, and he also said vigorously that the dragon girl has passivity, so it hurts to point people, I bought a watch last year, isn't the dragon girl's passive resistant, Lao Tzu has played the League of Legends for so many years?"

"I didn't even understand the basic information of the hero, so I came to explain the game. This kind of person doesn't deserve a mother! ”

"I'm just going to say 12 words to this epilepsy-based waste commentary, nms1, snd, hjyz!"

"IEM9 is also one of the oldest and well-known e-sports events in the world, why did you invite such two SB commentators this year?"

"I don't understand, if it's a handsome guy with a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter, even if the game level is a little bit better, it's not eye-catching, Nima asked such two big ugly pussies, and the elementary school students with obvious plastic levels to explain what it means?"

"It's just that if it weren't for the sake of looking at ong. I can't stand it anymore! ”

"Me too, but I'm here to see Flying Tmall!"

"Why, you still haven't made a sound? It's still the most witty brother.,I turned off my voice at the beginning of the first scene.,The big-breasted guys are still too young! ”

"Damn, I want to listen to the sound of the game, without the sound it's like watching a pantomime!"

"Yes, yes, so am I, voice-activated maniac!"

"Give me the address. I'm going to wrap these two tease's mouths around them with duct tape! ”

“…………”

On the live broadcast screen, hundreds of thousands of viewers who came to watch the game had already exploded, and all kinds of barrages of bombardment occupied the entire screen, and the audience's grievances about the commentary all turned into real squirting and abuse. I just didn't pick up a knife to cut these two, and the most silver can't be more, and the joke explained!

However, even if you are dissatisfied with the two commentators, you still have to continue to watch the game, and at this time the game of Wave 3 has come to the final game of the last game. Those viewers who can't stand it have already fled, and those who can grit their teeth and endure until now are definitely warrior-level characters!

A real warrior who dares to face the bleak life. Dare to face up to the dripping blood, and dare to let your ears suffer the devastation of two commentary retarded remarks!

"Okay, the game has reached the bp link, this game ong is on the blue side, and what about 1cd, needless to say, it must be on the purple side on the opposite side, it can't be both on the blue side, right?" The laughing master with myopic glasses and a comic aura all over his body is also too self-satisfied.

"Yes, yes, let's take a look at the bans on both sides, the blue side of the ong side banned the bomberman, the keg, and the male blade - hey, why did they ban the male blade? Isn't it true that the male blades can't play, isn't this a waste of ban? The female commentator, who weighs at least 13o or more, asked delicately.

"I don't know, I should consider that the lineup I want to choose is more restrained by a high-explosive assassin hero like the male sword, otherwise a strong team like ong will definitely not make such a low-level mistake!" After thinking for a while, the mad laughing master said seriously: "It may also be that the stateless doesn't know how to use a male knife, and he can't use it, so he doesn't want to release it, well, it should be about that!" ”

The Master of Laughter looks like he feels good about himself, he thinks he's witty!

"I don't know how to use NMB, this commentary's brain was kicked by a donkey, where did the pheasant come out of the commentary?"

"I'm really convinced, isn't it because a few days ago Fei Tmall killed the Quartet with a male knife and knocked Ong out of the shadows, so I didn't dare to let it go?"

"That's it, I haven't even seen 1p1, I actually have the face to explain the game, just this time, I'm convinced!"

"Grass mud horse, this kind of strange thing can explain the game, I go up to the cliff and are 10,000 times stronger than this anchor!"

"It's hard to say how strong it is, at least it certainly won't be worse than this waste!"

"I can do it too!"

“……”

As expected, the barrage exploded again, and since these two commentators came to power, there has hardly been a good word!

Explaining, it's not an easy job!

"Okay, don't dwell on this, let's take a look at the choice on Ong's side, the eldest brother chose to take the big angel directly? Why not take the Master of Weapons? After chewing for a long time, the laughing master finally nodded, looking relieved: "Okay, the archangel is still very powerful, his ultimate move is very good, it can give the best protection to teammates, waterproof, anti-slip and anti-leakage, who uses it knows!" ”

There is no doubt that the appearance of the crazy laughing master's pretending to be compared immediately attracted the fingers of thousands of people, the most normal selection in the official competition, and when he arrives, he will look unfathomable, and he will owe as much as he wants!

"Then there's the 1cd on the purple side, and their first pick took the poodle and the hammerstone!"

"Yes, and then the Ong side locked up Obama and the robbery. Is stateless going to play robbery? ”

"It should be, the famous Shangnin, the stateless calamity is very famous!"

"Well, what will the mid-laner on this side of the 1cd use to fight the stateless robbery, look, they chose a big mouth and Lulu, did Lulu play the mid-laner?"

"It's not sure yet, because Lulu, the hero, can hit and hit both now, and it's hard to say whether 1cd chooses Lulu to hit the single or the top single!"

"Yes, I've seen one of them before. It seems to be playing the IC team.,At that time, their mid-laner flying Tmall was used to hit Lulu.,It seems that although the line was blown up.,But the table of the team battle in the middle and late stages is still very good.,In the end, hugging the thighs of teammates won the game.,Lulu, the hero, was selected.,The role of the archangel is similar.,It's all used to prevent side leakage! ”

"Yes, as for whether it hits or hits. It depends on what heroes the last hand of the 1cd side will take, they have now chosen a combination of the bottom lane of the jungle poodle and the big mouth hammer stone, the lower field has been determined, and now it depends on whether the last hand will take the top or medium single. Then you can determine the location of this Lulu! ”

"Yes, you can see that the lineup on Ong's side has been selected, and it has finally been determined as the top laner archangel + jungler prince + mid laner + bottom Obama Japanese girl combination, wow. This lineup is a bit violent! "Don't look at the level of the mad laughing master's commentary, but he can still understand the most basic lineup situation." You see, whether it's an angel on the road, or a mid-road robbery, and a low-lane Obama. These three are all characters with very explosive outputs, coupled with the strong opening and control of the prince + Japanese girl, this lineup is simply a model of brainlessness! ”

"Well, it's that the lineup on the 1cd side is relatively much more conservative, and they got a Jax in the last hand!" The female commentator Rabbit looked at the live broadcast screen and said.

"Jax? Then it is certain that this Lulu should be a hit order, is Flying Tmall going to use Lulu again? The Master of Laughter thought about it seriously, and looked unfathomable. Top laner Jax + Jungle Poodle + mid laner Lulu + bottom lane big-mouth hammer stone combination, this lineup is a bit late-"

"Yes, the question is will they be able to survive the onslaught of Ong?" When the ban selection has been completed, and it is the turn of the players to change heroes, a scene appeared in the picture, and suddenly called the female commentator Rabbit as if she had encountered indecent assault, and screamed in panic: "Wow, look, how did 1cd change the poodle to the position of the middle laner?" ”

In the live broadcast screen, I saw that the poodle that should have appeared on the second floor had descended to the third floor at some point, and it was locked, and there was no sign of change!

"Holy, poodle hit?" Seeing this picture, the master of madness came up with such a sentence, an idiotic word that was enough to make him regret it for the rest of his life!

"Wouldn't it? Can a poodle still hit? The female commentator Rabbit's expression is exaggerated.

"Why not, didn't you see that yesterday the gesture also used Radiance and Morgana to hit?" The Master of Laughter smiled confidently, with a look that I had already seen through a qiē. "Nowadays, players like to play non-mainstream, and how can they attract the attention of players without some weird heroes? Right? ”

"Well, alright......"

“…………”

On the barrage, when these two wonderful commentators sang and talked about cross talk, the audience's abuse and contempt were about to overturn the entire live broadcast website!

At this time, it is no longer possible to blame the flood of trolls on the Internet, and the lack of morality of netizens, and the only blame can only be blamed on the poor commentary work of these two guys - they only care about their own self-praise and are not shocking, but they don't notice at all that the poodle on the third floor whose ID is "1cdfetim" has a dazzling punishment for the summoner's skills!

This is a real jungle lion!

………… (To be continued!)

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