Chapter 34: The Murder Joke

The rain curtain of heaven and earth, the drizzle.

The rivers and lakes have not seen a sunny day for many years.

The Emei Divine Sect, which has been in business for many years, once changed hands, so that the sword Ruyan was uneven and angry. But thinking that after all, there are still many people who followed Qingyi to Mount Emei, and I was relieved for her. The situation in the rivers and lakes is chaotic, the ambitious, and those who are not willing to be ordinary have surfaced, and the situation of the Emei faction seems to be a major event in the current rivers and lakes, perhaps as Yiyun said, but it is the beginning of the future.

The dark purple flames burned brightly, and all the immortal soldiers in a large area were struggling in pain in the flames, and soon, they lost their lives, and soon, they turned into ashes and dust again. Rejoicing many Vulture Palace disciples shouted for the miracle worker.

Jianghulu calls Zixiao the god of fire, and many people in the Vulture Palace like to call her the god of fire of miracles, because she has created many miracles. The Vulture Palace can eliminate the first full level of martial arts, the first in the efficiency of learning points, and the master of the Vulture Palace who has made the fastest progress in the shortest time, the only one who can still perform a range of attacks after the special effects of Jianghu martial arts disappear, and the efficiency of slaughtering the immortal mountain spirit land creates a record in the rivers and lakes, and the person who makes the fastest money by slaughtering the fairy mountain spirit land......

Many masters in the Vulture Palace, who were the heads of the factions like Zixiao, all exclaimed affectionately when they saw her, "Where is the miracle Zixiao?" ”

No one is dissatisfied with the many miracles and firsts created by Zixiao, and no one does not know how much Zixiao loves to run around, and it is common to fish for three days and dry nets for two days.

"Hey...... Meaningless! How to divide the money, you calculate it first, I invited the celebration banquet, now I ......"

Before Zixiao finished speaking, someone laughed and answered. "Got it, got it. Now if you don't go out and hang around for a few days to breathe, you won't be in the mood to continue slaughtering the Immortal Mountain Spirit Land! It's all a mantra, okay......"

"Hey! Or are you empathetic. As he spoke, Zixiao had already used light skills to leave those who followed the slaughter of the Immortal Mountain Spirit Land, and flew away alone. For ten days in a row, she destroyed thirty-seven immortal mountain spiritual lands with similar distances along the way, and she had already been suffocated.

The battle team led by Zi Xiao to slaughter the Immortal Mountain Spirit Land made a different plan from others, and as much as possible, they would choose a large area where the Immortal Mountain Spirit Land was densely gathered and could continuously run short distances as the target for a period of time, because in this way, Zi Xiao's ability could be maximized. can also adapt to her idle personality...... The next destination is far away, and it will take a lot of time for the big guy to arrive in a hurry, and of course she can wander around and do private things.

"The heart is tired. I forgot about the tears, I was in a very good mood today...... It used to be bad, because it was boring...... "Zixiao sang the lyrics of random improvised adaptations. It doesn't matter whether the preface is followed by the afterword, you can sing whatever you want and enjoy yourself.

She was followed by a woman dressed in black and wearing a black veil. This woman has been by Zixiao's side since she joined the Vulture Palace, desperately trying to resolve difficulties for her in many battles. Zixiao was very close to her and said everything, but this woman had very few words. Unless she is at the Ethereal Peak, this woman will always follow on the side. As long as Zixiao leaves the range of Ethereal Peak, she will always appear by her side. The people in the Vulture Palace called this woman - the shadow of a miracle. Because she rarely speaks, she never makes friends, rarely speaks, and she never even mentions her name to others.

"Hee-hee. Kurohime, I'll give you a gift when you come back from the Heavenly Alliance, you must like it! ”

"Not necessarily." Hei Ji's tone was flat, she had been talking to Zixiao like this for many years, and she didn't seem affectionate at all. Zixiao didn't care either, she was used to all kinds of weirdness from her.

"A must!"

Behind Zixiao. followed by the figure of a white shirt from afar, always keeping a distance from her. Zixiao looked back and shouted angrily, "Don't follow, okay!" I said, you're not for me. Zixiao used to practice light skills desperately in order to get rid of the people behind her, but she was practicing, and the person behind was also practicing, so she couldn't get rid of it...... "Hei Ji, why did you say he was so pestering!" …,

"Why are you holding the little sword?"

"That's different, I didn't expect Xiao Jian to really agree to marry me, to put it bluntly, hehe, it's just to meet an old friend with the good mood of meeting my first love. You also know that others have a lot of old friends who grew up in the rivers and lakes, and I'm just Xiaojian! The rest of the people have long since stopped mingling in the rivers and lakes, where the person is, and I don't know what their name is now......" Zixiao opened the conversation box and chattered endlessly, Hei Ji no longer answered, only listened to her.

On the road, a group of dozens of Vulture Palace disciples didn't know what to do when they gathered together, and when they saw Zixiao, they all seemed a little silent, until the distance was very close, and the group of people who took the lead, who was also someone Zixiao knew, smiled and greeted. "Miracle Zixiao, where are you going?"

"Hehe, Emperor Qin, what are you doing? Conclave? Zi Xiao said jokes casually, in the past year, the disciples of the Vulture Palace have left the sect one after another, and most of them are in the form of scale, all of them are large and small factions walking together or more than half. The Vulture Palace has the word "secret meeting", which began to refer specifically to those who discussed leaving the faction, and later evolved into a joke.

This kind of joke was originally used to in the Vulture Palace, and if it was said in the Ethereal Peak, everyone would laugh it off. But Zixiao never expected that this group of people was really holding a secret meeting, and when they happened to meet her, they all suspected that she came with a secret order, because Ling'er was the person in charge of law enforcement in the Vulture Palace, and Zixiao was her proud disciple.

As a result, in the eyes of a group of people led by Emperor Qin, this sentence is no longer a joke......

"What a joke, why are we going to have a secret meeting, what, you're being ordered to track down the person who held the secret meeting?" Emperor Qin smiled, don't let go of his hands behind his back, but while secretly gesticulating, he quickly transmitted the sound into the secret, so that those who were rushing over did not come over for the time being.

"Hey...... I'm here to arrest you guys for a secret meeting! Zixiao laughed and grinned.

Emperor Qin laughed. "No, come and see, we just got an ancient recipe, and we're talking about it, you're an expert, help me take a look." If you really want to arrest someone, you won't have to wait until you read the recipe. ”

"Hehe, ah, Emperor Qin, you're in such a good mood today, you're joking!" As soon as Zixiao heard the three words of the ancient recipe, his eyes immediately lit up, and he ran over quickly. Zixiao loves to eat, every time she goes to Tianmeng to see Xiaojian, she will bring the delicious dishes she cooks, and she has been buying various recipes in the Vulture Palace for many years, and the more novel she is, the more she likes it.

Hei Ji followed her closely, and when she ran to the center of the group, Zixiao hurriedly asked, "Where is it?" Recipe Recipe Recipe ......" Kurohime saw that a person quickly took out a recipe from his cuff and immediately knew that something was wrong! "Be careful!"

In the reminder, the long knife on Hei Ji's waist quickly came out of its sheath, and without hesitation and mercilessly, he cut off the neck of the Vulture Palace disciple behind Zixiao, and at the same time, he rushed forward quickly, but he didn't have time to completely avoid the attack from behind, left and right, and was swept by five palms in an instant, and his back was cut out by two swords with a foot-long wound.

At this time, Zixiao, whose mind was not as delicate as Hei Ji, suddenly understood the situation in front of him. The people led by Emperor Qin were really holding a secret meeting, and they were really preparing to judge the Vulture Palace, so they took her jokes seriously......

Zixiao wanted to shout to stop, but Hei Ji had already rushed to her side, dragging her, ready to jump up to avoid danger, the surrounding fists and feet weapons besieged, and Emperor Qin's hands each held a short sword, stabbing Zixiao's throat and heart respectively!

"Drink!" At the same time that Hei Ji's long knife swung around her body, she pulled Zixiao and jumped fifty zhang high, and those swords that had no time to block in a hurry all stabbed into her body. The people led by Emperor Qin all shot out their palms in the air, and the strength of the joint force rose from the ground and flew into the sky! …,

"Let's go!" Hei Ji threw Zixiao out of the air with all his might, but he was instantly engulfed by dozens of sword qi palms, and in the blink of an eye, he was blown to pieces and turned into a cloud of blood mist...... Zixiao's eyes widened, and she looked at the energy that engulfed Hei Ji and blew her to pieces...... "Hei Ji-"

On the road, a white shadow rushed like lightning, and the white light of the toad Gong crossed the void in an instant, and the sand and rocks flew on the road all the way, and the smoke and dust were stirred. Qin Huang and the others, who were caught off guard, flew back and dodged, and seven or eight people were thrown away by the serious injuries of the attacking toad.

"Withdraw!" Emperor Qin knew Zixiao's ability, and even knew that she was prone to go berserk once she encountered stimulation, and if the attack failed to kill, it would be absolutely difficult for them to take Zixiao down. A group of people picked up the seriously injured people, and they rushed in all directions to flee......

"I haven't had any gains lately, will there be any good things?" Jian Ruyan sighed to himself, the sword of the Emperor of Heaven, the sword of the moon and the sky, the origin of the good and evil qi of heaven and earth. I haven't encountered such a good thing for a long time, and three months ago, I picked up two stand-in dolls in Yiyun's daze.

But compared to the gains of the Sword of the Heavenly Emperor, it is not too surprising, the people who let the sword master gang have been entrusting the steward with a lot of money in the auction house for many years, but anyone who sees the sale of the stand-in doll will be bought by the steward before it is put on the auction house and will be sold to them. Therefore, although the stand-in doll is very precious, Yiyun also has more than 30 in reserve. The Sword of the Heavenly Emperor could not be bought at all, and the value certainly could not be compared. "Why do you keep carrying this shabby waist bag?"

Yiyun has never brought a stand-in doll, but the stand-in doll in this waist bag has been hung on his waist all the time. The waist bag was very worn, and the place where it was found was pressed under the stones at the bottom of the water, and the river, which swam for three hours, did not leave until it swam under the cliff behind the valley of fallen leaves.

"Familiar." Yiyun's tone is flat. "Is it yours?" Jian Ruyan felt inexplicable.

"Maybe."

"Someone like you would lose a stand-in doll? Not a silver or two will fall out of you. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )