Chapter 160: Crazy Fans and Even Crazier Lim
In the first leg of the season, Puyol was easily broken through by Ronaldo in a one-on-one situation, so the Barcelona team that learned the lesson did not rush over to press, but lowered the center of gravity and watched Ronaldo's foot movements attentively.
It's a pity that for the Barcelona captain, the tragedy is that it is precisely because of this attention that the alien fat man of Yindang has enough time to observe the running position of his teammates, and comfortably rubs the football out of an arc and sends it over the head of the not tall Puyol!
Fuck, Ronaldo, your uncle!
Comrade Puyol, the golden lion king, wanted to cry without tears at this moment, and he couldn't prevent the breakthrough from passing, what is this TMD called!
The Barcelona captain staggered and forced a turn, hoping that his teammates would be able to replay it in time to destroy the ball, but a strong figure in a white jersey jumped high in sight and sent the football from the panicked Valdés head to the goal behind him like a god descending from the sky!
Boom~~ In the stands of the Bernabeu, flash floods broke out again!
"Header...... Van Nistelrooy ...... The ball went in...... The ball went in" on the commentary bench, countless people cheered emotionally, and the big-headed Duan Xuan Ge was one of the most profligate: "From Ronaldo's attack, Real Madrid scored with the first shot, and Barcelona can't match this efficiency......"
“…… goooooooooooal…… goal......, Fanny FannifaneFanni...... The king of the small penalty area showed his might" Dutch commentator Lewint's lung capacity is the envy of his peers: "Ruud van Nistelrooy's form has put a super insurance on the national team's Euro 08 qualification, maybe Van Basten is stealing from the stands...... Lewin is right, this Spanish national derby attracted many national team coaches to the Bernabeu to watch the game, some people came to observe the players, some people came to observe the madman Lee, Lao Li's victory myth attracted many coaches to come to learn from the experience, everyone wants to know, what is the end, in order to maintain unbeaten on the field!
And Lao Li on the sidelines clenched his fists tightly at the moment of Vanney's goal and waved desperately at the night sky of the Bernabeu!
Open your eyes and take a good look, this is just the beginning!
…… 1:0!
In the 25th minute of the game, the king of the small penalty area took the lead for the home team Real Madrid!
The Bernabeu stands became a sea of joy, and the long-suppressed excitement of the fans finally arrived**, just when Vanney and his teammates were still in cool clothes to the people of the world in front of the broadcast camera, a funny scene suddenly happened on the field, a fan wearing only Triangle Superman pants suddenly appeared in the stadium!
Streaking?
In public?
Maybe it was the first time to see someone who was even more shameless than himself, Li Tongfan was a little unprepared, and the "Triangle Superman Pants" made a big circle on the lawn like an old hen teasing a chick with three or four security guards with teeth and claws, and then ran over to Lao Li in a daze...... Bang!
Lao Li was knocked down, and the "Triangle Superman Pants" hurriedly helped Li Tongfan up, and then made a courtier's kneeling kiss to the king's feet under the gaze of more than 70,000 fans, and then fell to the ground on the lawn on the sidelines!
"Whew, this is definitely a representative scene, is Superman kneeling down to the madman Lee?" Seth, a famous BBC radio celebrity in the UK, couldn't help but joke: "This Real Madrid fanatical fan treats the manager as a king...... To be honest, the results of the madman Lee's leadership are indeed unparalleled, and even I have become an admirer of him...... Uh, how do you call it a fan of Crazy Lee all over the world? Yes, I'm also a rice bucket......"
Ruud, the commentator next to Sester, lost no time in interjecting: "I heard that the crazy Lee has not renewed his contract with Real Madrid Club, and the owners of English clubs, it's time to learn from this superman brother!!!! ”
Brother Duan Xuan seems to have been beaten with chicken blood: "Naked running naked running naked running ......", Khan, in fact, what he wants to say is that there is a naked fan who is kneeling down to worship his compatriot Crazy Li with great reverence! As a result, after the words came out of his mouth, they became words that were inappropriate for children!
Before the sentence was finished, the Chinese [rice buckets] who stayed up late in front of the TV to watch the game were angry and found that this wonderful scene "Xiaohe showed his sharp corners", and was pinched off by the CCTV director, and Duan Xuange's passionate commentary was also like a rooster stuck in the neck...... "I said, what happened?" ”
"MLGBD, what did Duan Xuan just say about running naked? Could it be that the rice bucket is running naked? No way? ”
"Damn, Xixi shaved 5 to die, what kind of hair are you doing......"
The grievances of countless rice buckets reached the sky, and the choreographers and directors of CCTV5 were cordially greeted countless times from three generations of blood relatives to ancient ancestors, and soon someone posted this scene on the personal website of the madman Li [We are all big rice buckets], triggering countless replies............ "Triangle Superman Pants" was soon set up by angry security guards and "forked" away from the Bernabeu, and the tense atmosphere of the national derby was diluted a lot by the brave act of this dude, waiting until the referee Klaus Mills blew the whistle for the restart of the game, More than 10 minutes have passed!
Forcing ~ Icelandic striker Gudjohnsen knocked the ball back to his teammate Alex behind him, turned around and ran towards Real Madrid's penalty area, and the fans on both sides in the stands continued to send cheers and boos, and the game started again!
After conceding the goal, Rijkaard did not make adjustments to his tactics, and the current lineup is already the strongest squad that Barcelona can send, except for the injured Ronaldinho and Eto'o, and the red card suspended Deco, all the main players have played!
You must know that Black Swan is not a head coach who is famous for his on-the-spot command, and after doing his tactical preparation homework to the extreme before the game, the rest can only rely on the on-site performance of the stars!
Luckily, in addition to Ronaldo and Cheetah, Xavi was also on the field, as well as Messi and Iniesta, all of whom were players who could decide the game on their own, and Rijkaard was waiting for his disciples to shine!
On the field, Barcelona used the ball to attack!
This time the ventilator Uncle Harvey no longer "took care" of the new Ding Alex, but used a light turn to get rid of Beckham's pressing, and the big foot long pass sent the football to the feet of Messi on the right side of the penalty area!
For the Argentine genius who scored a hat trick in the last meeting between the two sides, Real Madrid's back line did not dare to slack off, Marcelo after losing the first landing point, carefully took small steps to adjust the center of gravity of the body back and forth, while preventing Messi from suddenly changing direction and breaking through, while waiting for his teammates to come over to help defend!
Marcelo is waiting for the fat Ronaldo, and the two Brazilians are attacking Messi, the national team's sworn rival, one after the other. In the center of the Real Madrid penalty area, Alex was already raising his hand to ask for the ball, Messi made a passing feint, suddenly started at high speed on the spot and rushed forward two steps, shaking off the pull of Ronaldo behind him, and when Marcelo had already half-twisted his body, he suddenly changed from momentum to stationary!
In this way, Marcelo was completely fooled, and he did not stop his body when he stepped on the "brake" to the highest, and watched himself involuntarily being thrown aside by Messi under the effect of his habitual name...... Dodging Marcelo, Messi flicked the football to the bottom line, and instantly raised the speed to the fastest, cutting the bottom line and erasing it into the Real Madrid penalty area!
This is the high-speed and high-frequency direction change stunt of the Argentine golden boy who kills the invincible opponent all over the world, it can be said that in the current football world, the defender who can defend Messi one-on-one has not yet been born, not to mention that Marcelo's hammer defense is not a strong point!
“…… Messi Messi Messi, chance, Marcelo was easily shaken away by Messi, and he has entered the penalty area, look at this ball, how to deal with it......"
"Incredible, genius performance, even Maradona's ability is nothing more than that, Messi's performance at this moment is worthy of the title of Maradona's successor......"
Real Madrid's penalty area was in a mess, Joel Luca came over with long legs to make up for the defense, and was still left aside by Messi's emergency stop in disguise, but Joel Luka's top grab was not useless, Messi's first shot angle was blocked, Kompany and Mohammed Diarra have blocked all the angles of shots...... At this moment, the 19-year-old Messi showed his terrifying judgment and overall vision, facing the siege of a muscular forest, the little flea poked lightly with his toes, and the football was like an obedient black and white elf, bouncing through the small goals of Kompany and Diarra in succession, and in the incredible expressions of the two, rushed to the far post of the Real Madrid goal...... There, a small man, who had been overlooked by everyone, quietly appeared in a fatal position and gently pushed the soccer ball that slowly rolled over...... "...... Andres Iniesta, empty at the back post, great opportunity...... The shot, God, was saved by Casillas, how could it be? ”
"Hey, look at this ball...... Danger," Duan Xuan was like a Chinese rice bucket in front of the TV to introduce the head coaches of various countries who appeared in the stands, and his voice was raised an octave by the excitement of this wonderful scene of sudden qualification: "There is a fatal hole in Real Madrid's defense, and Iniesta is unmarked...... Opportunity!!!!! Casillas, Banks-style save...... Marvel...... Real Madrid's third captain kept the lead for the team! ”
"Iniesta shot too right...... "There is regret in the Catalan commentator's tone!
On the field, Casillas held the football tightly in his arms, and his handsome face was full of happiness for the rest of his life, if it weren't for the leader's pre-match tactical arrangements to remind himself to stand as far as possible to the right of the goal for about 35 minutes, the goal would have been scored!
What a tmd hanging!
It is not only Casillas who survives the catastrophe, but also Marcelo, Giorluca, Kompany and Mohamed Diarra...... There was a tidal wave of applause from the stands, and the fans cheered for Casillas' incredible save!
In front of Barcelona's bench on the sidelines, Rijkaard spun around in place with his head in his hands in disbelief, and not far away, Li Tongfan excitedly pinched his fingers white!
Next, in the exclamation of more than 70,000 people, the madman Li suddenly rushed out of the bench, ran wildly along the sideline of the field lawn like a donkey, and finally, fell on his knees like a landing Boeing 747 and slid to the right corner area where Real Madrid gathered!
"It's an interesting scene, the madman Lee's performance is even crazier than Real Madrid's goal just now, I think this scene must have won the hearts of many Madrid fans," the Catalan commentator's tone was full of vinegar: "He is really an actor with the best acting skills......"
Other commentators were also puzzled by this, and Duan Xuange explained to the rice buckets in front of the TV with "This is a save that determines the trend of the game, no wonder Li Tongfan is so excited"!
In addition to the commentators, Lao Li's outrageous celebration attracted endless boos from more than 10,000 Barcelona fans, and even the referee on duty, Klaus Mills, had to run to the sidelines to warn a certain sullen man about his words and deeds, otherwise Lao Tzu would have to take out the cards!
With the help of the second-in-command "Greid", Li Tongfan rubbed his knees and returned to the bench: his uncle, which shameless bastard actually hid a lighter in the corner flag area and killed me...... Force~~ Casillas sends a goal kick and the game continues!
Li Tongfan sat on the seat and rubbed his legs, while carefully hiding the shock in his heart, no one knew the reason why Li Tongfan was so excited, a wonderful save would definitely not make Lao Li excited to this extent, the real reason was - do whatever you want!
In the FM2007 system deduction before the game, Iniesta's goal was scored!
But what about the real results?
With the special arrangement of Casillas before the game, Li Tongfan really erased this goal. This is the first time since he started using the FM2007 system five months ago that Lee Tong-beom has successfully erased a goal that should have qualified in reality through a pre-known estimated result!
Break the law of the irreversibility of the results of system deduction!
(To be continued)