After coming out of the Australian restaurant, Zhang Xiaohai directly found a car and took a taxi home, the scene just now was thrilling and exciting. However, I ate a big meal in vain and was in a good mood.

When I was about to get home, I suddenly received a text message from the bank, saying that I had received a transfer of 10,000 yuan from someone. Zhang Xiaohai smiled at the corner of his mouth, and his mood was even happier. Then he called the taxi driver and drove directly to the He Xin Internet café, distributed the money to the brothers, and finally bought a lot of food in the Internet café and had a lively time with the brothers in the Internet café until late in the evening.

On weekends, Zhang Xiaohai doesn't have to go to work.

As soon as he came out of the hall with sleepy eyes, his mother Wang Sufen suddenly walked out from behind with a bowl of porridge, and said in a rather solemn tone: "Xiaohai, the blind date didn't work out last time, and someone helped you say a girl again, just about nine o'clock this morning, or that teahouse." Go and freshen up and try to make a good impression on the girl this time. ”

"What, go on a blind date again? I'm not going. When Zhang Xiaohai heard this, he was immediately shocked and protested in a serious tone.

"It's okay not to go, we roll the dice, and if you win, you can not go." Wang Sufen said confidently.

Rolling the dice is based on luck, thinking that his character is relatively strong, Zhang Xiaohai immediately agreed,

With the sieve when playing mahjong, Zhang Xiaohai threw it first, two sieves at 10 points, his face was happy, and he thought that his character was really strong enough. But the next moment, my mother Wang Sufen actually threw 12 points.

Zhang Xiaohai was immediately stunned, and he couldn't understand whether his mother was a gambling god or a cheater, but he lost anyway. He should have thought in advance that he would not be able to win, and that she was at the same level, probably only her poker friends.

If you lose, you naturally have to admit defeat, Zhang Xiaohai sighed helplessly, and expressed his willingness to go to the front line and die on the battlefield. The old mother came over and patted Zhang Xiaohai's shoulder, and said meaningfully: "Qingshan buries loyal bones everywhere, why do you need to return the horse leather shroud." ”

Zhang Xiaohai immediately burst into tears.

Approaching 9 o'clock in the morning, Zhang Xiaohai came to the familiar teahouse again, looked up at the familiar teahouse and suddenly changed his thoughts: I met a big beauty on a blind date before, which is considered to be shit luck, people can't step on shit every day, if you meet a Godzilla today, it will be miserable?

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaohai hurriedly took out his mobile phone and made a call to his buddy Lin Yuan. "Lin Yuan, in ten minutes, you call over. No need to ask why, if I tell you to hit you, you will fight. ”

"Which one is Brother Xiaohai playing?" Lin Yuan, who was still in the Internet café, was depressed for a while, and then turned his head and started to play Dota with a keyboard and mouse.

After arranging the plot, Zhang Xiaohai went up to the second floor safely, it was still a familiar scene, Zhang Xiaohai looked around, paid special attention to the customers, and found that none of them were beauties, and he was slightly disappointed. Then he took out the phone number that his mother gave him before leaving, called it, and the phone was connected, it was a very delicate girl's voice, Zhang Xiaohai was immediately creepy, and then followed the girl's prompt to look over there, and was suddenly frightened by the girl.

The girl's makeup was very thick, her face was covered with a thick layer of powder, and her mouth was rubbed with bright lipstick, Zhang Xiaohai looked at her chest, which was almost flat, suspecting that she had not yet developed, and she was wearing a piece of fabric made of pieces of fabric, thighs, buttocks, you look disgusting.

It's really the best, Zhang Xiaohai couldn't help but scold secretly in his heart, but he patiently stepped forward to greet him: "Hi, beauty!" When he said this, Zhang Xiaohai really wanted to slap himself, he had never told such a level of lie.

"Hi, handsome guy, my name is He Xiaoyou, it's okay to call me Xiaoyou." The woman with heavy makeup feels very good about herself.

"My name is Zhang Xiaohai, and I will give me a lot of advice when we meet for the first time." Zhang Xiaohai resisted the urge to reluctate his stomach, and reluctantly continued to greet her, thinking that about 10 minutes with Lin Yuan just now was too long, and it should be shorter.

The woman with heavy makeup looked at Zhang Xiaohai's delicate appearance, and her eyes flashed. Suddenly, he teased his hand and took off his flower clothes a little, and suddenly a bad smell floated out of her. "Oops, it's so hot here, people can't stand it."

What does this smell like your aunt, it smells weird and disgusting. Zhang Xiaohai pinched his nose and didn't dare to take a breath.

"Oh, handsome guy, why are you sitting so far away, people are sitting here, it's too lonely, come and sit together!!" The woman with heavy makeup moved her position to make some space, and then patted the chair with her jade hand and motioned for Zhang Xiaohai to come over and sit.

cao your aunt, who introduced me to this girl, Tai Chi Pin, it's too bad. Compared with her, Sister Feng is really weak. Zhang Xiaohai couldn't help but scold in his heart. But on the surface, he is still very kind: "I'm fine here!" Lots of light and just the best place to have a cup of tea and a chat. ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xiaohai regretted it, and when the woman with heavy makeup heard him say this, she immediately twisted her thin waist and walked towards him. Seeing her twisting Xiaoman's waist, Zhang Xiaohai couldn't wait to slap his big mouth, telling you to say that there was enough light, and telling you to say that there was enough light.

"Oh, the light here is really much better than mine, handsome guy, you really have a vision." After the woman with heavy makeup sat down, she moved to Zhang Xiaohai's side, Zhang Xiaohai subconsciously moved to the window to keep a distance from her, and the woman with heavy makeup also leaned over, Zhang Xiaohai moved in again, she continued to move, and finally forced Zhang Xiaohai directly to stick to the wall.

This is your aunt's, why is the blind date like this, it's just a crime. Zhang Xiaohai was about to cry at this time.

"Oh, handsome guy, the light here is so good, it's a little hot, don't you mind if people take off their clothes?" The woman with heavy makeup was almost attached to Zhang Xiaohai's shoulder, pretentious.

Zhang Xiaohai didn't answer, subconsciously looked at his phone, it was still a few minutes before Lin Yuan called, Zhang Xiaohai had to endure it. And the woman with heavy makeup almost sat close to Zhang Xiaohai and pulled her clothes from time to time, teasing her hands, as if she was deliberately disgusting Zhang Xiaohai.

The agreed ten minutes have long passed, Zhang Xiaohai's mobile phone still hasn't ringed, and Zhang Xiaohai is depressed for a while. After waiting for a few more minutes, the phone still didn't ring, and he began to curse Lin Yuan in his heart: I'm cao, I must be playing Dota and forgetting what I explained.

After a while, Zhang Xiaohai's mobile phone finally rang, and it was Lin Yuan's kid who called, probably remembering it when it was the end of Dota. Zhang Xiaohai calmed down a little and then picked up the phone, pretended to listen for a while, and then yelled with a big change in his face: "What, my aunt was in a car accident, okay, I'll be there soon." ”

As soon as these words fell, Lin Yuan on the other end of the phone was puzzled, and turned his head to ask the young man who was familiar with Zhang Xiaohai next to him. "When did Brother Xiaohai have an aunt?"

The teenager next to him shook his head for some reason.

After putting down the phone, Zhang Xiaohai immediately stood up from his seat, showed a very anxious look, and said to the woman with heavy makeup. "I'm sorry, beauty, my aunt was in a car accident, she grew up watching me, I can't watch her go, so I'm out of company."

At that time, the grief-stricken acting skills, even Zhang Xiaohai himself had to admire himself, he was really a talent.

The woman with heavy makeup obviously didn't expect Zhang Xiaohai to make this play, and she was stunned for a while, looking at him with a anxious look, as if it was true. Just let him pass, Zhang Xiaohai should really be glad that his acting skills are superb, so he escaped a disaster, but when he hurried to the stairs on the second floor and wanted to go down, a beautiful woman came in front of him. Zhang Xiaohai subconsciously raised his eyes and looked strangely familiar, and when he looked at it again, he recognized that the beauty in front of him was not the little girl Hu Fei'er who had not been seen for many years?

When she saw Zhang Xiaohai, she sneered at the first sentence: "Yo, what about the blind date, it's so embarrassing, I laughed to death." ”

Zhang Xiaohai looked at the laughing chick who was trembling, and gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart, this is your aunt's, when will it be bad, but it will appear when she is the most embarrassed. Zhang Xiaohai secretly cursed in his heart: You laugh, laugh as much as you want, it's better to laugh at Lao Tzu to death.

"I heard that your aunt was in a car accident, I'm sorry, but do you have an aunt?" Hu Fei'er held her stomach and smiled without an image.

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