11. Xiaodong Evil Guo Xiang
rashly rushed into the room, and as soon as he saw this scene, Liu Meng knew in his heart that he had made a big oolong. This is clearly in the book "The Condor Heroes", Miss Guo Er, Miss Guo Xiang, and her father and sister were angry, and Yang Guo made waves in the back to fan the flames, and deliberately invited some very famous evil masters to hold a banquet in her own embroidery room to hold a hero meeting.
Looking at the monks and laymen, men and women, fat and thin, all looking at themselves in surprise, Liu Meng was embarrassed, and was thinking about how to apologize, Guo Xiang's beautiful eyes blinked, a pair of snow-white and delicate little hands patted it, and said with a smile: "Another good friend, come and sit down, our hero meeting is about to start!" ”
A middle-aged man dressed as a scribe on the left asked suspiciously: "Forgive the old man's clumsy eyes, this little brother is very faceless, dare to ask where is the Immortal Mansion?" What is an honorific name? The scribe was pale, with three long beards, and a folding fan in his hand, which he looked very graceful, but the occasional cold light in his long and narrow eyes proved that he must be ruthless.
Liu Meng hesitated, and his crisp and beautiful voice sounded again: "This friend is so young, not a few years older than me, if you want to be famous, it must not be as loud as a few people, why should Brother Zhang be embarrassed." As soon as this voice entered his ears, it was indescribably comfortable and good, but Guo Xiang saw that the other party hesitated, and thought that he was ashamed of his fame, so he spoke out to cover it up for others, not wanting the other party to be embarrassed.
Alas! Sure enough, she is a little girl in the Condor who is loved by everyone, innocent and kind, heroic and generous, and considers others everywhere. Suddenly, a thought sprouted in Liu Meng's heart: "I can't let her lose face in front of so many weirdos, and I can't let people look down on me." ”
At that moment, he put the sword into the sheath, clasped his hands into fists, and smiled at the corners of his mouth, and said: "You heroes are polite, in Liumeng, Xia Hengshan, I came to listen to the orders of the second lady by Guo Daxia and Deputy Lei Tuanlian, so as to entertain all heroes." The implication of Liu Meng's words is: We already know that a few of you have come to make Guo Xiang happy, and you are guests from afar, whether it is a hero conference or a hero meeting, our Xiangyang City will be thoughtful, regardless of each other.
Hearing Liu Meng's words, the middle-aged scribe and the black-clothed nun quickly turned their minds, and their faces immediately changed, and their expressions seemed to be displeased. The white-haired and white-bearded old man and the fat cook laughed and thanked: "I miss Lao Guoxia." "The middle-aged scribe Zhang Yiyu is nicknamed the Wheel King, and the black-clothed nuns are called black-clothed saints, all of whom are strong in martial arts and act strangely, usually extremely conceited, and secretly boast that their skills are not weaker than the world-famous Guo Jing Daxia, since they know that they and others are coming, why don't they come to accompany them in person?
Guo Xiang was stunned for a moment, and said a little frustratedly: "It turns out that your father sent you." He glanced at the food and drinks on the table and asked, "Then are you with us?" By the way, if you can drink, help me accompany a few good friends to have a few more drinks, I can't do it, once you drink, you will have more. ”
Liu Meng answered, "Yes." Then he walked over, sat on the ground next to Guo Xiang, picked up the wine jar and poured it in turn, and then raised it and said: "Good friends are here, Xiangyang City is shining, the second lady is young, what is there to slacken, and please treat a good friend." This cup of brother is here to make amends. After speaking, he raised his head and drained the wine in the bowl, the bottom of the bowl was facing down, and motioned for everyone to see.
"Hmm", Guo Xiangqiao's face flushed, and he echoed embarrassedly: "I don't know much about the rules of the rivers and lakes, if there is something to offend just now, I hope you don't take it to heart, I will also dry this bowl of wine." ”
Bundled Toutuo has a straightforward temperament, and said with a smile when he saw this: "The second girl is frank and honest by nature, and she is very suitable for the temper of the dog Toutuo, how can there be anything that cannot be offended, come, the second girl is done with the sprinkle family!" A bowl of wine for the dog meat Toutuo, just gargle, at the moment he took the wine jar, poured it again, and said to Liu Meng: "The little brother has good courage, but he is a little pedantic, for the sake of the second girl's face, the Sprinkle family is not as knowledgeable as you, but this bowl of wine, you are doing it with the Sprinkle family." ”
The people sitting at the table are all weirdos, usually the kind of people who are extremely proud, if it weren't for the great kindness and public affection, I am afraid that the hero Guo Jing would come in person, and he would not sell face to him. Liu Meng just didn't want to make a disturbance here, so he took the bowl and drank it all, and praised it, which can be regarded as dealing with the dog meat head.
Next, several famous weirdos in the rivers and lakes completely ignored Liu Meng, just as he didn't exist, they all talked and laughed around Guo Xiang, and told some strange things and anecdotes from time to time, which made Miss Guo Er very happy, and the laughter like silver bells never stopped.
After eating and drinking for a while, Guo Xiang's eyebrows and eyes were already drunk, and his face was red, but he was still unabated, and called the maid's small stick, asking him to go to the kitchen to get two large jars of wine, and cut twenty catties of braised beef by the way. The white-haired and white-bearded Baicao Fairy stood up and said, "Thanks to the second girl's hospitality today, now that we are full of wine and food, we will get drunk again when the girl is on her birthday." The little old man now has a small gift, so that the girl can laugh. ”
Baicaoxian said, took out a brocade box from his arms, and the fat cook on the side smiled: "What kind of good things did you give, open it and take a look." As soon as the brocade box was opened, it turned out to be a ginseng with a ruler in it, like a child, with complete hands, feet and heads, and a layer of blood on the snow-white body, but it was a very rare thousand-year-old snow ginseng.
Everyone praised the rarity of this thing, and Baicao Fairy said proudly: "This thousand-year-old snow ginseng can detoxify a hundred poisons, and has the effect of bringing the dead back to life, and the two girls live to be 100 years old without disasters and difficulties, and they don't need it, but when they are 100 years old, they take it out, and live a hundred years old." Guo Xiang thanked him with a smile, and then put it in his arms.
The fat cook also stood up, took out an iron box from his bosom, opened it, and put it on the table. Everyone looked at it, but it was two fat Arhat iron puppets who were seven inches tall. The fat cook tightened the machine, and the two arhats punched me and I kicked them, and the fists and feet were fighting, and everyone looked at it and laughed.
Every shot of the two fat Arhats seemed to have an order, and in the end, several people had already seen that it was a Shaolin Arhat boxing. When everyone saw this, they no longer laughed, but fell silent, and there seemed to be a melancholy on their faces.
The dog meat head Tuo took the lead and couldn't help it, and said: "Cook, don't fight for glory, but cause trouble for the second girl, this is obviously the iron arhat of Songshan Shaolin Temple, how did you steal it?" The chef smiled and said, "Everyone is too worried, even if my chef has the guts, he doesn't dare to go to the Shaolin Temple to steal things." This iron Arhat is the first colorless Zen master of the Shaolin Temple Arhat Hall entrusted me to bring, and his old man said that on the birthday of the second girl, he must come to celebrate the birthday in person. ”
When Liu Meng heard this, he already understood that although these people had their own skills, they were still some distance away from the first-class rivers and lakes, otherwise how could they be so afraid of Shaolin Temple? I thought of the colorless Zen master mentioned by the human chef, wasn't it the mentor of the fifth benevolent monk of the Qingyun Sect?
With Baicao Fairy and the human cook, the others also took out their own gifts. It is full of unbelievable rare and valuable things, which is an eye-opener for Liu Meng and Guo Xiang. Guo Xiang didn't shirk it, accepted all the gifts with a smile, handed it to the little stick and put it on the bed in the house.
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