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It was already evening when I got back to Isengard, but it was quite lively now, with large groups of players standing on the street, but instead of waiting to go shopping, they were looking at the sky in a daze. At this time, a red jade gate in the sky on the oblique side of Esinger actually stood out of thin air in the rolling red clouds, and a large group of fairies with colorful ribbons and various colorful beasts in and out of the door went in and out together, carrying a large number of injured heavenly soldiers, the scene was really spectacular.

After entering the part of Esinger Sky City, I can see that Erlang God is directing everyone to complete the carrying work, and I hurried to flash people after a few cold words, and I need to prepare a lot of things for tomorrow's plan. I dragged Rose, Red Moon, and Eagle into the secret space used as a confidential warehouse.

Seeing that I cautiously closed the door, Eagle asked curiously, "What the hell are you pulling us in for?" ”

I briefly talked about the matter of the Demon King Palace, and then said to them, "How is it?" Do you think this plan is feasible? ”

Rose nodded and said: "In terms of funds, it is absolutely feasible, the good things of the Demon Palace are definitely not one or two points, if you can really get them all, you can definitely make a big fortune." ”

Hongyue frowned and said, "But what if you are exposed?" ”

"That's why I asked you to come in and help me figure out how to hide my identity! Shui Xuan said that I have the protection of the unjust spirit, so I don't have to worry about being tracked by the soul, but other aspects still need to be hidden. ”

The eagle looked me up and down; "Anyway, you can't wear this armor anymore anyway, the order suit is the logo of the guild, and it's too easy to reveal your identity."

Hongyue immediately said, "The guild badge on your chest must also be hidden. Although the guild badge cannot be eliminated except for withdrawal, the system does not stipulate that the badge must be worn over the clothes. ”

Rose added: "Yinyue's body does not have a magic pet, and the guild guardian beast must not be taken lightly, and the large guardian beast is only available to our guild, and it will be exposed as soon as it is discovered." The phoenix dragon can be summoned to help transport items, but it cannot be summoned when there are enemies, otherwise it will still be easy to recognize. ”

I sat down on a treasure chest and said, "The problem now is that the Howling Sky Dog is also in the Demon Palace. What are we going to do with that guy's dog's nose? ”

"How's the pepper bomb?" Red Moon casually touched one out. "Each of the girls in our guild has one, and the crystal chocolate is said to be a substitute for anti-wolf spray."

"People are divine dogs, this probably can't work, right?" I'm not very comfortable with this pepper bomb.

Rose said: "Why don't we consider using mustard bombs?" I also have a coffee bomb here. By the way, Crystal Chocolate also has a kind of paprika bomb. ”

"I'm afraid that's not enough, is there anything else?"

Eagle jumped up and said, "Wait." I'm going to get the crystal chocolate and ask. ”

The eagle went out for a while and the crystal chocolate was brought over, and the crystal chocolate had already heard the eagle's simple explanation on the way, and as soon as she came in, she let her phoenix dragon pour a bunch of small bamboo tubes out. "Purple Sun Club, you're going to deal with the dogs, just look for me. I'm most afraid of dogs, so I made a lot of bombs specifically for dogs. Hey? Crystal Chocolate suddenly stopped, looked around the room, and then looked back at the eagle: "Didn't you say that the Purple Sun Society needs?" Where is he? ”

"I'm here." I shook my hand, and when I saw her surprised look, I knew what was going on. "Don't be surprised, this is my trumpet."

"I said it!" The crystal chocolate made do with it and looked at my face for a long time before saying, "It looks like the silhouette is a little similar, but this is too ...... Beautiful, right? Men look like you, how can we women mix in the future? ”

"You'd better tell me about the use of those expulsions. I'm in a hurry. ”

"That's good." Crystal Chocolate ran back to the pile and picked up a couple of bottles. "This big bottle is called Super Stink Bomb, and I won't demonstrate it considering that the effect is too strong. However, this thing has a serious flaw, which is that some scavengers will be attracted to it. ”

"Yes." Crystal Chocolate came out with a colorful bottle. "It's a powerful tear gas. Just smash the bottle. The contents will instantly permeate the entire space, and the more confined the environment, the better. However, you should also pay attention to protection, in case you accidentally inhale it, no matter what method you use to treat it, it will definitely be snot and tears like spring water within half an hour, and some people may also sneeze non-stop. ”

"But the dog can still smell me."

"Then you throw this thing again." Crystal Chocolate pulled out a red bottle with a skull logo painted on it. "This thing is called a highly concentrated red pepper bomb. As long as it touches the slightest bit of the gas it volatilizes, it will not be able to open its eyes for three days, and it will not smell for a few days. However, this thing will oxidize quickly, and if it does not come into contact with the opponent's eyes and respiratory tract within 5 minutes after being thrown, it will be ineffective. Also, if you put this directly into the other person's mouth, it can also be disabled. ”

"Isn't that what you were killed to death?"

"Sounds scary, I hope it works for that big dog." I picked up the red bottle and shook it: "How many more?" Give it all to me. ”

"Only 10 red pepper bombs were made, and there were a lot of others."

"Go and get it for me, 100 copies of each kind, and give me all the red pepper bullets." Seeing Crystal Chocolate leave, I asked Rose again, "Is there any equipment in the guild that suits me this time?" The kind of set that is not easy to recognize, and the attributes should of course be as good as possible. ”

"I'll help you find it."

Red Moon also jumped up: "I'll go with you." ”

I nodded and said to the eagle, "Are there any common and safe Earth Demonic Beasts?" ”

Eagle thought for a long time and said, "It seems to be there." I'll help you find it. ”

It took a long time for them to return, and I searched the vault, but found nothing to use. The things of this guild are too iconic, and although they are strong in combat, they will be found to be our things as soon as they come out, so a lot of things look good but can't be used.

Crystal Chocolate was the first to return, holding a whole bunch of stuff in bottles and cans. After she explained to me the purpose of the various potions, Rose and Red Moon returned. Then the eagle came in. Eagle said empty-handed: "I helped you find a unicorn that you can rent, this is the highest level of magical beast I can find." There is a limit to the number of Warcraft that can be rented in each city, and the level and type of Warcraft that can be rented vary depending on the city level. Isinger can rent a higher level, but they all have the logo of our guild, and there is really no way to hide it. This is a rented beast borrowed by Yin Piaomiao. It's not a top-level creature, but at least it's okay. Besides, your level is too low, and the unicorn should be docile. ”

"Unicorns can only be used as mounts, what should I do after entering the Demon Palace?"

Eagle quickly took out two rings and handed them to me. "This platinum ring is a space ring containing a unicorn, and this black ring contains a hairball beast, which is for you to use to explore the path after you go to the demon hall."

"Furballs? Is there a mistake? ”

Eagle was a little embarrassed and said, "I really can't help your current level. What do you want me to do with this level? ”

"Why don't we try that thing?" Red Moon suddenly looked at Rose and asked.

"What's that?" I looked at the rose curiously.

Rose thought for a long time before saying, "Do you remember the door of truth that I got back from Japan?" ”

"What's wrong?"

"After repairing it some time ago, in order to see if it was restored to normal, we sent someone in to do a task. At that time, we asked the Gate of Truth for a way to quickly improve our combat capabilities, and the few who entered it were really done. But there is something wrong with the method we get. ”

"What's the problem?"

"We've got an unusually fierce Demonic Beast follower. Bringing a powerful combat creature can indeed quickly increase combat effectiveness, but this time we got a complete body, and the strength was a bit excessive, and the three masters of the guild joined forces to restrain him. If you can bring such a powerful creature with you, there is some hope. ”

"Come on." I shook my head like a plucked drum: "The three masters came out together to bring him down." Do you think I'm in charge of such a perverted creature? ”

"Then you're on your own!"

I nodded and acknowledged the helplessness. This person has a relatively low physical level, and he can't bring a creature that is easy to recognize, so there is really no other way but to rely on himself.

"Rose, what do you want you to get the equipment you're looking for?"

"Here." Red Moon held back a smile and pulled out a rather gorgeous outfit.

"What kind of equipment is this?" The set that Red Moon took out was a lightweight armor, and it was lined with a rather ornate robe inside, and the overall feeling was very close to the order suit I was wearing now. It's just that the armor seems to be tightened and belongs to tight armor. Although the clothes look a little androgynous, there's nothing too feminine about it, and it doesn't feel like much of a problem. But Red Moon kept snickering beside her. I always felt that something was wrong.

I tentatively asked Rose with my eyes, but Rose just urged me to put it on quickly. I was almost forced into new armor by the two of them. Not to mention, it really fits. Lightweight tight-fitting armor is characterized by protecting only important parts and concerns, so it is relatively light and has little effect on the obstruction of movement, which is generally preferred by archers and assassins. Of course, there were also a small number of mages and priests who passed through. I looked in the mirror and it didn't look like there was anything wrong. The eagle's reaction is also normal, only Red Moon and Rose are snickering.

The attributes of this set of equipment can be said to be relatively modest, after all, it is low-level equipment, and it is not much better. With white armor and white robes and my white wings, I really look like a light mage.

Eagle looked at me in the mirror and suddenly said, "Although this equipment is not easy to associate with our guild, if an acquaintance like Erlang God touches it, maybe he will still recognize it." ”

When I think about it, it does make sense. "Or do you want to make some disguise?"

"Disguise?" Red Moon suddenly shouted, "That's right! Why don't you put on some makeup! ”

I nodded seriously and said, "Just help me make a big scar, from the left corner of my eye to the right side of my face." Then help me add some pockmarks with black paint. Anyway, even Erlang God has only seen this face a few times, and he may not recognize it if he changes clothes in another place, and he won't recognize it even more if I go back to some pockmarks or something. ”

Red Moon winked her eyes at the roses, and I was pressed to the bench just as I was about to ask them what they meant. Then Rose took a box from her body. This box is the girls' favorite vanity box, and I bought it for Rose. Rose pulled out a bunch of small bits and pieces and began to smear and stick them on my face, Red Moon pointing at her side in unison.

The eagle stood across from me and watched Rose and Red Moon disguise me, and I was still planning whether to get a few more big black moles or make my teeth into big buckteeth. Eagle stood opposite, the expression on his face growing stranger. Eventually, it began to turn red. I asked him curiously, "Did they make my face look invisible?" ”

The eagle nodded violently at this, but his cheeks began to puff up, as if holding back a laugh. I thought it was because the painting on my face was too funny, so he couldn't help but want to laugh, and his mouth was still comforting him: "Don't laugh, if you don't paint ugly, it will be a big trouble to be recognized when the time comes." We can't stop the power of Heavenly Court. ”

"Poof...... Wha! After listening to my words, the eagle burst out of the chamber with a wild laugh.

"Neurotic!" I gave Eagle this review.

After a few minutes, Bai Ling suddenly ran in. "What are you doing? Eagle smiling like that? I asked him for a long time...... Yes? This is...... It can't be the trumpet of the purple sun, right? Ahahaha......! Bai Ling actually laughed like an eagle and rushed out.

I'm starting to worry about their excesses. As a man, I don't care about my appearance, but I can't exaggerate it, right? "Rose, what the hell are you painting me into? It can't be a ghost, right? Is it really that ugly? ”

"Don't worry, we promise that no one will recognize you as Silver Moon when everything is done."

"Don't draw, no one will recognize me as a human being."

It took a lot of time for Rose and Red Moon to finish their work, and I was just about to look back in the mirror when the two of them pulled me out. Hongyue also said: "Don't talk for a while, we'll be down." ”

I nodded. Suspiciously, he was pulled out of the room by the two of them. Halfway through, I ran into Eagle and Bailing standing in the hallway laughing wildly. When they saw me come out, the two of them immediately stopped laughing. He had a surprised look on his face, as if he had seen a mammoth in a breakdance.

Rose made a silent gesture to them and pulled me towards the conference room, and Eagle and Lark immediately followed with glazed eyes. Pushing open the door, we walked into the conference room, where there were still many guild leaders. Hearing the sound of the door opening, everyone hoped that Jackie Chan would come over, but everyone was stunned for a while.

Is my makeup really that ugly? The room was all stunned. It took a long time in the quiet room to hear a snapping sound, and the pen in King Chuang's hand fell on the table, which woke everyone up. The punctual big pot of rice standing next to King Chuang rushed over with King Chuang. The two men pushed each other on the way, trying to pull each other behind.

"Hello, I'm King Chuang, the commander-in-chief of the navy of this guild, I don't know what to call Miss?"

I'm not stupid. I understand everything in a word. The roses and the red moon didn't paint me ugly at all, they must have painted it the other way around.

Su Mei pushed away King Chuang and the big pot of rice, walked up to me, and looked me up and down: "My sister is so beautiful." ”

Ah Wei and the gold coin also came over. Ah Wei said with a look like a pig brother: "Hey! Why was I so impulsive in the first place? After speaking, he glanced at the gold coin.

"Do you want to die?" The gold coin immediately thundered and chased after Ah Wei.

Vida just came in from the outside with a stack of Wen Jiàn. After seeing us, his eyes immediately fixed on my face, and after looking at it for a long time, I thought about it and asked the rose next to me: "Who is this person in the club?" ”

Vader hesitated for a long time before he spoke: "There is a little bit of the feeling of the Purple Sun President in temperament, which is more similar to the same soul body called Silver Moon of the Purple Sun President." The status mark is obviously different, I don't remember when such a person was promoted in the guild! Is there a new vice president? Could it be the younger sister of President Purple Sun? ”

Hearing Vida's words, everyone suddenly reacted and stared at me again, but looking at their expressions, I knew that I couldn't get it. Su Mei, the little girl, was the most savage, jumped up and pressed me on the chest and shouted: "It's Brother Ziri's trumpet!" ”

King Chuang and the big pot of rice on time immediately foamed at the mouth and fainted to the ground, and Ah Wei was also knocked to the ground by the gold coin. A few girls brushed up and surrounded them.

Shura Ziyi touched my face: "How do you draw the ground?" ”

Rose smiled and said, "Purple Japan has better skin than a girl, and I only helped her get a little red." ”

True Red pointed to my eyes: "This is too flattering, isn't it?" ”

Red Moon immediately helped explain, "Ziri is a man after all. Although the small silver moon is more feminine, the lines are still not finished and it is feminine, so we helped him glue false eyelashes and use eyeshadow to hang the corners of the eyes, so as to increase the feminine charm and cover the male eyes. ”

Su Mei immediately said: "Brother Ziri, why did you paint makeup as a woman?" ”

"Because I just got on a mission. Cannot be discovered by the Heavenly Court. ”

Su Mei immediately nodded and said, "Then your outfit is very suitable, even if Erlang God is face to face with you, he won't recognize who you are." ”

The gold coin suddenly jumped out and said: "Our guild is going to hold a beauty contest for a while, let's say okay first, you are not allowed to participate." ”

"Cut, if you ask me not to go! This time it was the Rose and the Red Moon that made it bad, and I wanted them to make me a fake scar and get some pockmarks. ”

Rose immediately defended: "We are not movie special effects makeup artists, girls make up their own makeup to paint beautifully, who will make scars?" Besides, it's a shame that such a good template isn't pretty. ”

Hongyue also said: "In terms of beauty, your trumpet is already in the top ten in the guild." But we girls usually wear light makeup. Even if you don't like to dress up anymore, at least you will wear a headgear or something. You don't have any decoration because you're a man. And the way you walk and the habits are completely masculine, so you can only be counted as the last of the top 10. If you dress up like today, and pay attention to small details, you will definitely be the first beauty in the guild. ”

Rose immediately added: "Simply in the future, when you need to act covertly, you will dress up like this." ”

"Give me a mirror first, I haven't seen it myself yet."

"Give." The eagle took a large mirror and stood in front of me.

Oh my! Is this still me? This eye, this nose. This lip! I used to hear that gossip magazines often like to publish some comparative photos of movie stars with and without makeup, and at the time I thought there should be no difference, but now I know the greatness of makeup artists. In the past, I was just a boy and a girl, and a discerning person could see that I was a man. Well, now, I guess even my mother will treat me as a daughter!

It turned out that the armor on his body didn't feel like anything, but now with this face, he finally knows why Red Moon and Rose chose this equipment. It looks like they had planned to give me a disguise, and this armor was chosen for that purpose.

Even if my face looks like a woman, I'm a man after all. I don't have some parts of a woman's land, and my body is not in line with a woman's. Although Yinyue's body is not stout, my body does not have the graceful curves of a woman. I'm just going straight to the end, and I don't turn around at all. But this equipment on the body happens to cover up all the different parts of the man and woman. This set of armor is tight-fitted, and the waist is tight, because the body is soft, and it will naturally sink down as soon as the armor is closed. Originally, the chest was also the main point of distinction between men and women, but this armor had heart armor, so the chest was a bit high. If it is worn by ordinary men, this height can easily be understood as the armor is relatively thick, but if it is worn by a man with a face like me, the first reaction of others will be crooked.

The most infuriating thing is that there is a mage robe underneath this armor, and my legs do not have the curves of a woman, but my skin is very white. Usually the robe hangs down to the middle of the calf, and there are combat boots at knee height underneath, so that others can't see the legs, but once they are vigorously active, a section of the calf will be exposed from time to time. The robe will fall naturally, and even if it is exposed, it will only be a brief moment, and others have preconceived ideas that I am a woman, and then he can only see a flash of legs, and he can only see a blank and he doesn't have time to pay attention to the curve. I'm a man myself, and of course I know very well how men will lust in this case, so this Daguan armor covers all the differences between men and women, and the rest of the parts that can be seen are no difference.

As if that weren't enough, Rose took out two more metal rings and handed them to me. I looked at the two Jin Bad: "What is this for?" ”

Red Moon took one and put one on my arm with Rose. "This suit of armor and robes has no arm parts, and your upper wall muscles are slightly developed, so you can cover it with this belt, and by the way, it can also show that your skin is relatively white."

Rose immediately followed: "The gold is also divided into people. Do you know why people like white without gold nowadays? In fact, gold is also beautiful, and it is more valuable than white gold, but gold shows skin. The skin of a person with gold will be protruding, and if the skin is rough or dark, gold jewelry cannot be worn. You have good skin, and with gold it highlights the smooth and fair skin. ”

"I'm going to do it, not to hang Kaizi, it's almost the same if you can't recognize it, don't make it too exaggerated, okay? What if I get surrounded by the pervert group as soon as I come out? The silver moon is not a purple sun, and it can't shake those big bad wolves. ”

The gold coin immediately said: "That's right, if you meet a pervert, you will bring it back together, it just so happens that so many of them in Shura Ziyi don't have boyfriends, you help them find it back together by the way." ”

"It's better for you to find it yourself, I'm going to complete the task tomorrow morning, so I don't have that much time to delay. Let's say okay first, I'm sacrificing my ego for the guild this time, and you are not allowed to tell me what I look like. ”

"Rest assured, we know you are great." Red Moon was already laughing hard.

I turned around and moved and felt okay. "What about staffs? Whoever has a staff will find me one. I'm going to find some people to team up first, and I can't bring people from the guild on this mission. ”

Ah Wei immediately said: "Just like you are now, go to the city center and shout who wants to team up with you." I promise to reach more than 10,000 people in three minutes. ”

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