Chapter 2 'Natural Dwelling Primary 4
"Alas......" This is a big restaurant called Natural House, there is a counter near the door, which is the place where the guests check out, Lin Tian sat behind the counter, listless, holding his head with his right hand, looking at the bustling flow of people outside, it is about eight or nine o'clock in the morning, there are almost no guests in the restaurant, so he is quite free.
Yes. He is the bookkeeper of this restaurant, and he is also the second shopkeeper of this restaurant, although he has only been in this restaurant for more than ten days, but with his unparalleled mental arithmetic skills and unique bookkeeping skills, when he showed his unique skills and recommended himself to apply for the boss of this restaurant, the boss also really saw the talent and left him behind, and Lin Tian also began to eat full from that day......
Not only is the meal full, the salary is also very good, the monthly salary is 5 taels, that is, 5000 taels, and the shopkeeper of this restaurant, the monthly salary is only 7 taels, those guys who run the hall, the monthly salary is only 1 tael, and the diligent and many years of work are only 2~3 taels, to the chefs in the kitchen, the monthly salary is 3~4 taels, and this is the relatively peaceful year of the Great Song Dynasty, the price is relatively stable and low, 15 yuan can buy a pound of pork, 2 yuan can buy 3 eggs - this pork, Eggs are pure green, natural, organic food, and there are no additives or anything.
If you don't know that this is a time of crisis: there is Great Liao in the north, Great Xia in the west, and in the east there is a gentle and frugal Yamato (i.e., Japan) in the east. If you don't know that this is a martial arts world, grievances in the rivers and lakes, magic skills, sect battles, etc., if you don't know this, Lin Tian is willing to live a comfortable life, after all, in his previous life, he was a lazy otaku.
But now that he has nearly a thousand years of insight in his mind, and he knows a cave that can make him a peerless master, how can you make his heart settle? ββIn the past ten days, he has always comforted himself like this: I have an adventure to cross into this world, it must be blessed by heaven and destined to become the protagonist of this world! How could he be content to just be a settler and a second shopkeeper?
In the past ten days, he has gradually learned about the world, and he will usher in a big event tonight - five days ago, he pretended to be the entourage of an unnamed son, and sent a letter, the letter was sent to a kiln, that is, a brothel, the purpose is to make money, although the brothel is inevitably in the skin and meat business, but there are also high and low grades, the low-grade ones are of course pure selling skin and meat, and they will give money after doing it, and the high-grade ones will inevitably have to chant poems and play the piano and sing songs, and if you want to be a guest of the curtain, you must not only look at the talents of the officials, It also depends on whether the girls are pleasing to the eye......
A high-grade prostitute, the Oiran, is often not only talented and beautiful, but also must be a chick. The Oiran Conference has been going on for three months, and only the five major Oiran of the five brothels have won from the many brothels in Suzhou City.
Tonight is the night of the "Grand Finale" of the Oiran Conference, and the five major brothels of these five brothels will show their style in order to win the top spot of this year's - who is the biggest winner in the end? This is the most suspenseful and eye-catching place of the previous Oiran conferences, and in the past, these five brothels have won and lost, after all, as the top five Oiran in Suzhou, they all have their own merits, and who can win often depends on whether they can get good words - and if it is a new word, "first singing" can shock the best of the four!!
ββBefore the "finals", these five major brothels have generously pleaded with public or private connections...... After Lin Tian got this information, he decisively stole three poems (one Ming 61 Yang Shen's "Linjiang Immortal", the second Song Dynasty Old Palace 61 Yuan Zhengzhen's "Sauvignon Blanc", and the third Song 61 Xie Yi's "Butterfly Love Flower" three words attached) and sent it to a brothel, this brothel is called Chunfeng Building, the reason why it is sent here is only because it is the closest natural residence to the place where he works, and the reason why he pretends to be a son's entourage is nothing more than to protect himself, he is not afraid of Chunfeng Lou to repay the debt, But I am afraid that I will steal the limelight of others and offend people, in this ancient martial arts world full of strong people, being beaten to death by others with a secret stick may only be regarded as a headless public case......
"Alas...... What's so good about this leader? It's just to be able to sell your first night at a good price......" Lin Tian sighed when he thought of this, "If you are lucky, you will be looked down upon by your first man, and you will be redeemed to make a second room, if you are unlucky, after selling it on the first night, you will continue to stay in the brothel, and you can only gradually become a second-rate or third-rate product...... Until old age and decay, there is no longer any value......"
"Alas......" Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh again. However, the fate of these women in the water and fire is not something he can interfere with now, what he cares about is the result of today's Oiran Conference, whether the Oiran who received his letter wins, if so, he can get 500 gold rewards, 500 gold is 5,000 taels of silver, which is 5 million copper coins~~~ He is now 5 taels a month, 5000 taels he has to work for 1000 months - that is, 83 years - which is equivalent to a lifetime without eating or drinking to save.
"With these 5,000 taels, I can go to Dali...... "What he thinks in his heart is still to go to Dali, get the secret book of divine skills, and become a peerless master." If I get the Divine Skill Cheats, I will never just practice the surface like Duan Yu's stupid boy, but I will practice the Northern Spiritual Skill completely! Duan Yu has practiced a fur and has become a peerless master, if he practices completely, what kind of realm will he reach? β
"Will the Oiran win? Will you get 5000 taels? What if you can't get it? β
"Wouldn't it? I will definitely get 5,000 taels, because the Oiran will definitely win, how can I not win with those classic words? Definitely going to win! β
"If I can get 5,000 taels, even if I don't go to Dali, I can make a fortune just selling poetry, eating fragrant and drinking spicy food~~~~"
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Today is a whole day, Lin Tian always feels like he has lost his soul at work, after all, this day is too important for him!! And after the evening rush hour, when the door was about to close in the middle of the night to rest, Lin Tian walked outside the door of the restaurant, looked at the moon in the sky, and said secretly: The results of the Oiran Conference have also come out, right? Everything will be clear, his heart has no gains and losses, the only thing is calm, as the so-called, the result has come out and cannot be changed, and he does not know the result and waits calmly......
At this moment, two people hurried around the corner not far away, the footsteps were very urgent, Lin Tian looked back, but there were two women, one master and one maid, one white and one green, the hostess was wearing a white dress, graceful body, wearing a white silk scarf, the silk scarf was very thin, the woman's face was hidden behind the looming, hazy, as if it was integrated with the faint moonlight, as if a fairy entered the mortal dust, Lin Tian was stunned for a while, and even the two of them had walked to him without noticing.
"Well, you little guy, what are you staring at my young lady!" A sudden coquettish cry woke Lin Tian from his stupor, and he saw that the two girls had arrived in front of him, and the handmaid in blue clothes was staring at him with her hands on her waist.
Lin Tian knew that his stupidity was abrupt and beautiful, and sure enough, the young lady lowered her head slightly, her cheeks were dyed red, and the white silk scarf covered it up, adding a bit of shyness and beauty! Lin Tian secretly praised, but he didn't dare to be stupid again, Lingtai was clear, hugged his fists and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm abrupt......"
is the so-called following the customs of the locals, Lin Tian works in this restaurant, and naturally wears the uniform of the guy here, but his apology is extraordinary, and the instrument is lofty, how can he look like a buddy?
The young lady snorted lightly, but the little maid mocked: "You are a little boy who also learns from other people's noble sons? β
Lin was born in the 21st century and grew up in the 21st century, although in the 21st century people are actually divided into three, five, nine and so on, but the concept of equality for all has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, for the poor, the lower strata of society, if even the dignity is lost, groveling, then he is really poor......
Therefore, Lin Tian's behavior just now was absolutely artificial, it was purely natural~~~ The little maid couldn't see it, so she mocked; But the young lady saw it, so she was shocked.
Lin Tian listened to the little maid's ridicule, only to feel that his dignity was being provoked, and instinctively wanted to reply: "What are you angry about?" But just as he was about to speak, the young lady angrily reprimanded: "Xiaoqing, stop talking." He bowed to Lin Tianwei and said: "This little brother, don't be angry, I treat this servant girl like a little sister, lack of discipline, coquettish, little brother, don't blame me." β
Lin Tian's words came to his mouth and swallowed back raw, half of his body was crispy, and he sighed secretly: The best, even the anger is soft and soft, and he waved his hand and said generously: "It's okay, it's okay, as the so-called adults don't remember villains, how can I be like a child?" Saying that, he looked at the little maid provocatively, and criticized himself in his heart: Lin Tian, Lin Tian, you are twenty and seven, how can you be angry with a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child? It's really going back the more I live.
The little maid was about to have a seizure again, but the young lady hurriedly stopped her, and stood aside alone with her mouth pouting and sulking, the young lady secretly breathed a sigh of relief, she knew how powerful her maid's mouth was, and said to Lin Tian: "Little brother is really funny." Then he asked: "Dare to ask the little brother, this is naturally in the middle, but there is a guy named Xiaosi?" β
"Little four? Looking for a junior? Lin Tian was shocked, as far as he knew, there was only one person called Xiao Si in this natural center, that is, himself, when he sent a letterhead to the Chunfeng Building, he deliberately left a low-key, and not the same name: Natural Ju Xiaosi, Natural Ju Xiao Si is the entourage of the ethereal son.
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Attach:
One of them: Ming 61 Yang Shen "Linjiang Immortal"
Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water,
The waves sweep away the heroes.
Success or failure turns empty.
The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times.
White-haired fisherman on the river,
Accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze.
A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet.
How many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking.
Second: Song Jiugong 61 Yuan Zhengzhen "Sauvignon Blanc"
South Peak, North Peak,
The clouds on the north and south peaks are light.
Lakes and mountains in pictures.
Picking hibiscus, appreciating hibiscus,
The little red boat goes west to east.
Acacia has no way.
Third: Song 61 Xie Yi "Butterfly Love Flower"
Cardamom tips are light in spring.
New try-on clothes,
The sleeves are soft in the east wind.
The red sun is rolled up with a three-pole curtain.
Painting the double swallows in the shadow of the building.
Hold your sideburns and shake the green jade grinding.
lack of flowers,
The leaves of the bee tremble.
Leaning on the trunk alone, staring into the distance.
Yichuan tobacco is as flat as a scissor.