Chapter Seventy-Four: Can't Fight a Cat
"Yes, yes. ”
I clutched the corner of my cloak tightly, and I felt dizzy in front of me.
"I'm old, and my memory isn't very good, so I'll remember it carefully......"
As I spoke, I pretended to sit under the porch and glanced at the orange cat.
That guy was lying on the cushion and pretending to sleep like he was nothing, and if I hadn't seen the glow in the corner of his eye, I would have thought that this thing was asleep!
Yes, Ye Dingxi, my pot, I carry it myself!
"That, I remembered!"
I patted my thigh and said excitedly: "I remember, I arranged for the ghost to buy this dress, specially ...... Specially bought for a female ghost in the midyear festival parade, she, her name is ...... Small leaves. ”
"Little Leaf?!"
Black and white impermanence were both stunned.
"Auntie, there are tens of thousands of ghosts in the underworld, and my brother has been checking for several months, and I haven't heard him say that there are any female ghosts with small leaves. Xiaobai muttered.
I laughed dryly twice, and said earnestly: "Big white nephew, you also said that the ghosts are tens of thousands, even if you check them one by one against the roster, you may not be able to find out after a few months, besides, who can not have a mistake, in fact, I am not very familiar with that female ghost...... Xiao Yezi may also be a stage name. ”
Anyway, every time I lie and talk nonsense, my speech is always reversed, and it doesn't matter whether I believe in black and white impermanence or not, anyway, the reason, just have it.
On the side, Xiaobai nodded suspiciously.
Hei Wuchang looked at me with a straight face and asked, "Where did my aunt meet Xiao Yezi?"
"Where ......"
I turned my head again, and the orange cat continued to pretend to sleep, and there was a lot of hostility that did not move, I did not move, and the enemy moved, and I did not move.
Nacheng, I smiled into a flower again, and replied: "It's by the river, I saw her dancing alone, dancing quite well, and then I heard that she had a poor background, and she didn't save any money, and the ghost who didn't have a dance dress couldn't go to the parade, I relented for a while, so I agreed to buy a dance dress for her, and then after I handed the dance dress to her, I didn't see her again." ”
"Did that aunt ask her where she was on an errand?"
"Nope. ”
"Auntie has seen her token of duty?"
"Nope. ”
"Does my aunt still have an impression of her description?"
"Nope. ”
I succeeded in asking three questions, and let a big dark cloud rise above the little black head.
On the side, the sunny nephew was also very disappointed, and lowered his voice and said to me: "It's a pity, it turns out that my brother also has a good impression of Xiao Yezi!"
"What's ?!!!"
I jumped up in shock, and was so excited that I grabbed the sleeve of my big white nephew: "You say...... Blackie likes little leaves?!"
"Ahem. ”
Xiao Hei coughed lightly with a cold face.
Xiaobai has always been afraid of his brother, so he naturally didn't dare to answer directly, but he secretly gave me a look, I understand what it means, it's proper!
There was almost no information gained from this trip, and Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai could only leave first.
I happily sent my two nephews out of the yard, and there was always a sense of déjà vu that my daughter had been raised.
"Auntie. ”
Xiao Hei suddenly stopped me: "Why are you so excited all of a sudden?"
I looked at Xiao Hei, and I was in a trance, and I always felt that he looked like a big iron tree with lush leaves, and a small pink bud bloomed on the top of his head.
Boy, I actually fell in love with Ye Dingxi, I'm very optimistic about you!
"Haha, I'm happy for you!" I said casually: "The next time I see Xiao Yezi, I must tell her the good news!"
Little black and white both looked at each other.
"Auntie, what do you mean, will you still see Xiaoyezi?"
You see, happiness gives birth to sorrow, and the ancients always summarized it so incisively.
Before I could go back and tease Ye Dingxi, I carried a cauldron on my back.
What's the matter? Am I the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
"That, actually, is ...... Maybe, probably, maybe, maybe there's an opportunity, but not necessarily......"
I was so embarrassed that I wanted to turn around and weld the courtyard door to death.
Xiaobai sighed in loss again and gently patted his brother's shoulder.
"Brother, don't worry, my aunt and I will definitely help you find Xiao Yezi!" he comforted very sincerely.
What else can I say?
Heh, hehe.
I squeezed out a smile with a bitter face, "Yes, help you...... Haha, help ......"
Xiao Hei had a calm face and corrected: "Looking for Xiao Yezi is the job entrusted by Master Cui, and I am not selfish!"
"But ......"
He looked at me again and said, "Auntie, I hope you will pay more attention, with the news of Xiaoyezi, notify me and Xiaobai immediately." ”
"Okay. "I laughed with tears in my heart, and my heart was bitter.
Seeing a pair of nephews leave, the black and white figures completely turned into two sesame dots, I turned around and went back to the yard.
Under the eaves, the orange cat's two front paws are hugging, and one of them is not wagging its tail, looking like it has seen enough of the show.
I rolled my eyes from the tip of its ear to the tip of its tail, and my internal organs were twisted together.
"You say, how is this going to end?"
Meow.
Ye Dingxi didn't speak, and meowed at me.
On weekdays, I can always understand the general meaning, but today I don't know if it's a weak heart, or if Ye Dingxi deliberately corrects me, I don't understand at all.
When I subconsciously turned my head to look at the catnip in the yard......
Okay!!
Taking advantage of the time when I was sending off the guests, the orange cat actually destroyed all the catnip that had just sprouted!
In the palm-sized dirt pit, it was as if it had been turned upside down, and not a single bud of catnip remained!!
"You, you absolutely mean it!"
I rushed over with a rage, staring at the cat.
Meow~
The orange cat still responded to me like this, although I still couldn't understand it, but I couldn't feel the schadenfreude!
Good!
"Ye Dingxi!"
I paced back and forth two or three times, snapped and stood still pointing at him, and before I could speak, tears were squeezed out.
"You're too ruthless...... Woo woo, I will accompany you to eat and sleep, accompany you to the roof, and accompany you to the Infernal Hell...... Woo woo, but what about you......! I am your wife, and you are my husband...... And now they have abandoned me...... Woo woo, why am I so pathetic......"
Speaking of my acting skills, under Ye Dingxi's ears and eyes, I also have a three-point appearance, crying and crying, I really howled, tears flowed down, that was called a rush.
Pity......
If I want to be an eighteenth-tier star, I can still fight with my acting skills.
But...... Ye Dingxi is a superstar in the world!
I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, and kept peeking at the orange cat with my spare eyes, but the guy was unmoved, leaning against the wall and half-leaning on it, and put on a look of admiration.
"It's too much, it's too much......"
I instantly put away my tears, and my teeth gurgled: "You wait, I won't believe it, I'm a hundred-year-old ghost, and I can't fight a cat!"