The scroll that was about to fall into the furnace suddenly stopped, hanging above the flames, as if wrapped in a hood of gas, and the flames could not burn it.

Mrs. Wang was slightly stunned, and Xiao Yuyan exclaimed "Ah~", jumped over, and looked at it with wide eyes, full of incredulity.

"Humph! Pretend to be a ghost! After Mrs. Wang was stunned for a moment, she came back to her senses, sneered, and said softly: "The Lord of the Forest Sect is so interested, three roots in the middle of the night, heavy rain came to visit me, a widow!" ”

"Uh~" Lin Tian stayed on the roof in astonishment and coughed twice, "How does Madame know?" ”

Lin Tian's stunned moment, his consciousness relaxed, and the picture scroll fell into the furnace with a "snap", and it burned in an instant, "It's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity." Lin Tian regretted it too late and sighed.

"The one who can use such means, and the little woman knows it, is the master of the forest gate." Mrs. Wang glanced at the vigorous flames burning in the stove and said lightly: "It's a pity? What a pity? What's the pity? ”

"Alas......" Lin Tiandao: "How can I say that this painting is also made by the King of Dali Zhennan, how can a painting be worth one hundred and eighty taels, isn't it a pity to burn it like this?" Lin Tian said with a smile, shaking his head, his face full of frustration, and he almost beat his chest.

Mrs. Wang was angry, rolled up the remaining three scrolls of paintings, didn't open them to look at them, threw them into the stove together, and said with a smile: "The master of the forest gate is still missing these hundreds of taels of silver?" ”

"Hehe~~~" Lin Tian touched his nose, "No matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, Mrs. doesn't know, Lin was born in a poor family, and he has been cold and hungry for more than ten years, and he is poor and afraid, and he is most unaccustomed to wasting ......" he said nonsense.

"Flutter~~~Hee~~~" Mrs. Wang and Xiao Yuyan couldn't help but be amused, it was really like two peonies blooming, one big and one small, Lin Tian's heart fluttered, and his mouth was even more nonsense like a horse-drawn carriage......

"Ahem~~~" Mrs. Wang smiled, choked by the smoke, coughed twice, the aura in her body moved, the discomfort disappeared, she realized that the room was full of smoke, walked to the window, pushed open the window, turned around with a smile and sat down on the chair behind the desk, stretched out her hand to signal, Xiao Yuyan stretched out her hand and grabbed her mother's hand, Mrs. Wang hugged her lightly, and put her daughter on her lap, Mrs. Wang didn't seem to be so close to her daughter for a long time, Xiao Yuyan smiled and was very happy.

Mrs. Wang picked up the brush on the table, dipped it in ink, as if teaching her daughter to read, and wrote on a piece of paper: See how long he can speak.

Xiao Yuyan is very smart, and she actually knows all the words on the paper, "hee~~~" is another burst of funny. Mrs. Wang also scratched the tip of Xiao Yuyan's nose lovingly, pursed her lips and smiled.

Lin Tian lives in the 21st century, I don't know how many jokes there are on the Internet, when he is tired, he often reads a few paragraphs to relieve boredom, for a long time, and has accumulated a considerable amount, he is talking elated, and he remembers a sentence of "pickle girl master" in his heart: If you want to pick up girls, first make girls happy, open your heart, hey, you can take the opportunity to walk in......

When Lin Tian spoke, his divine sense swept over their mother and daughter, and when he saw them smiling happily, he spoke more energetically, and suddenly felt that Mrs. Wang wrote so many big characters on the paper, and stopped abruptly, and her heart was cold, "I went, I was played, I was played with in a dignified ......."

"Why didn't the Lord of the Forest Sect say it?" Mrs. Wang looked like she was holding back a smile.

Lin Tian cried with a sad face, sighed and said, "Madame is really good at writing. ”

Mrs. Wang was not surprised that Lin Tian knew what she had written, a person who could shape a body that was invulnerable to all poisons with a gesture was really like a fairy and a god, and it was incredible. "The Lord of the Forest Sect came in the rain, wouldn't it be just to tell jokes to our mother and daughter?"

"Hehe~~~" Lin Tian laughed strangely, the person had flashed into the room through the open window, looked at Mrs. Wang, shook his head and said, "Lin Mou regrets it a little." ”

"Uncle Lin!" Xiao Yu Yanjiao screamed. Lin Tian nodded and said with a smile: "Xiao Yuyan hasn't slept yet?" ”

"Well, I'm afraid of thunder, so I'm here for my mother." Mrs. Wang stroked Xiao Yuyan's hair, frowned slightly and said, "What did the Lord of the Forest Sect say that he regretted it?" ”

Lin Tian glanced at Xiao Yuyan and said, "Lin said to invite the person surnamed Duan to come, alas, ......" He shook his head, "I regret it, I regret it more than ......"

Mrs. Wang's face straightened, and there was a cold in her eyes: "So what? ”

Lin Tian answered the question, turned around, and looked at the sky outside, "It looks like there will be no more thunder, hehe, it's not good for children to stay up late, let's let her go back to her room to sleep." ”

Mrs. Wang's hand holding the brush tightened, and her face struggled for a while, and finally her hand loosened, and she sighed: "Lord Linmen, you ...... You...... Alas......" sighed, pulled his daughter up, walked to the door, opened the door, shouted out, and four more swordsmen came in from outside the courtyard with umbrellas and lamps, Mrs. Wang commanded, and one of the swordsmen and maids left with Xiao Yuyan in her arms.

Mrs. Wang sat back on the chair, with a calm face, and said in a cold voice: "I knew that the Lord of the Forest Sect would definitely come during this time." ”

"Oh?" Lin Tian swept her ketone body, a cloud of heat appeared in her lower abdomen, and she asked puzzledly, "How did you guess?" ”

Mrs. Wang glanced at him and said disdainfully, "Aren't you men all like that?" ”

"Hehe, what's that like?" Lin Tian walked to the opposite side of the desk, sat on the chair beside him, and looked at Mrs. Wang with aggression.

Mrs. Wang's face became colder and colder, she looked away and looked away, and her tone was sad, "Don't you men just want our women's white and tender flesh?" What sweet words? What is the vow? That's it! ”

Lin Tian had already had the courage to do something that the protagonist who had been admired as a reader had done, but at this time, he was in a panic, laughed twice to cover up, and said secretly: "Or is the man really like this?" ”

Mrs. Wang heard him laugh dryly, knew that he was flustered, and mocked: "If you are afraid of being caught, don't be a thief!" ”

Lin Tian was provoked by her, and somehow, a sentence came out, "Haha, Madam is right, men are lower body animals!" He stared at Mrs. Wang, "If Lin doesn't do something tonight, won't he be a man?" ”

"You ......" Mrs. Wang suddenly turned her head to meet Lin Tian's eyes, glared back, embarrassed and angry, her chest heaving and heaving, "...... You're not human!! ”

"Haha~~~" Lin Tian suddenly felt funny, leaned back, leaned back on the back of the chair, laughed, tears burst out of the corners of his eyes, and said in a crying voice: "Madame is right, I also feel that I am not human." ”

Mrs. Wang was stunned.

Lin Tian laughed and said, "Do you know, I have a woman, I love her, he is the goddess in my heart, and when I was with her on the first night, I told her a joke......"

Lin Tian actually told Mrs. Wang about his first time with Xinrou.

“…… Do you know how I do it? Hehe, I'd rather be a beast than a beast! He stood up suddenly, looked down at Mrs. Wang, and stared at her, "Mrs. Wang...... Oh no, Li Qingluo! Don't waste your efforts, you should know that no one can stop me, no one can save you, you still obey obediently, hahaha......" He said this, but he felt that blood was dripping from the bottom of his heart.

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