Chapter 509: Don't Worship Me
"Tonight's dash looks like he's been avoiding a head-on confrontation with Kobe Bryant, what does he mean? Is he trying to prove to the world that the Knicks can beat the Lakers led by Kobe Bryant without him? T-NT's host said during a pause in the intersection.
At least from the first quarter, Xiao Xiao's idea was confirmed, and even if he didn't shoot, the Lakers, who were committed to winning the championship, still couldn't beat the Knicks. With Tracy Maddy and Milicic leading the way, the Lakers were completely broken up, and they couldn't find a better way to limit the Knicks' team offense. If the Lakers are aiming for a championship, then why can't the Knicks win a championship? Charles Barkley immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and praised the Knicks.
As soon as he praised him like this, Kenny Smith over there was a little unbearable. Because he subconsciously followed Charles Barkley's logic, he found that it was really like this, if there was no dashing Knicks who could break up the Lakers, who were the runner-up for two consecutive times, then does it mean that they could win this year's championship? After all, the Celtics are getting older by the year, and it doesn't seem like there are any more strong teams in the East that can stop them from becoming Eastern Conference champions......
Oh my God, how can this be? If the Knicks win, wouldn't I have to pull three million dollars out of my pocket?
As soon as Kenny Smith thought of this, he immediately shivered violently, and his body trembled and he almost knocked the table down.
Seeing him like this, Charles Barkley on the side couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Grande, are you now sad and depressed about the three million dollars you are about to lose?" ”
"No!!" Kenny Smith let out a shrill voice. And retorted in an extremely bad tone: "No. What you say is not the truth. They can't keep this tacit understanding all the time. They just forgot about the quarrel for a while, and chaos is the main theme of the Knicks. ”
Kenny Smith shouted hysterically, apparently more of a shrew than a narrator.
In order to prevent him from making a bigger mess, the director quickly cut the advertisement.
If the person who is mad is Charles Barkley, the director will definitely not cut the commercial, because they know better than anyone that Charles Barkley is a person who can collect and release. Kenny Smith is clearly not, although most of the time he is perfectly normal.
While the fans were watching the commercial, Charles Barkley also gave up the fight with Kenny Smith to the end, and the host on the side kept emphasizing: "Yes, yes, the Knicks are likely to play back in the next quarter, and they are not children, so they will not reconcile so quickly." ”
It's true that the Knicks are not children, but Kenny Smith at this moment is treated like a child, and the host is like a kindergarten teacher who persuades him. Soothe him until he calms down.
Xiao Xiao didn't know that he had invisibly driven Kenny Smith into madness. But he knows another fact. The Knicks can't go on like this...... The first quarter seems to expose too much, and the game has to be played.
So, Xiao Sa quickly made a decision, and his decision was five up and five down...... Nate Robinson, Raymond Felton, David Lee and Eddie Curry joined him in a one-of-a-kind confrontation with the Lakers.
The point of this confrontation is that Xiao wants to tell the Lakers and Kobe Bryant...... How a good scoring guard can save the team when the team is in the mire.
Yes, before the start of the second quarter, Xiao Sprinkle arranged for Nate Robinson to have to wait for an argument with Eddie Curry...... As for how the dispute occurs, then it is up to him to play freely!
Anyway, in the second quarter, Xiao didn't plan to continue to lead the Lakers, and he even asked the other players to just play, mainly to show his personal ability.
In a sense, this is a bad requirement, how can a normal team play like this? But the Knicks are yearning for it, and they don't take the regular season seriously at all now, justfunny! Game only.
Obviously, the Knicks have gone off the rails under Xiao Xiao's leadership, but everyone is happy, and that's enough
Drip!
As the whistle blew, the second quarter of the game officially began.
When Xiao led four benches onto the court, what awaited them was the Lakers, who were all in the roster and giving it their all.
Phil Jackson took out his powerful weapon, his eyes were extremely sharp at this time, and he didn't continue to close his eyes and pretend to be forced at all, because he wanted to see how powerful the Knicks were.
However, when Xiao Sao led such a gang of local chickens and dogs up, Phil Jackson was really stunned...... Chic, this is too out of the box, right? And isn't it too unserious to take us Lakers??
Phil Jackson was shocked and furious!
The race has already begun.
The Lakers are in control of the ball with Derrick Fisher, and at critical moments, Jackson still trusts him more, although he is old and frail, he understands triangle tactics!
Nate Robinson has never been a good defender, so, he just dropped his physical defense and instead attacked Derek Fisher with chatter trash talk.
Derrick Fisher is a very well-behaved veteran player, and although Nate Robinson is unbearable, he still doesn't move, and hands the basketball to Kobe Bryant after returning to halftime.
Kobe Bryant held the ball and faced Raymond Felton's defense and scored with ease...... Breaking through Felton was no more difficult for him than getting over a stake that wouldn't move.
After Kobe Bryant's goal, Nate Robinson quickly launched a fast break with the ball, and then he crashed directly into Eddie Curry...... Basketball flew off the court in an exaggerated way!
Staples Arena was stunned...... No one expected such a bizarre situation to happen on the pitch...... A point guard can carry the ball and accelerate straight into his team's center, causing the basketball to fly off the court - is he a pig? Pigs also have brain teasers, right?
The referee was obviously a little unexpected. For them. They have also rarely seen such cases.
But soon. What they didn't see even more happened...... Nate Robinson, who was away from the basketball, pushed Eddie Curry directly, although according to the law of conservation of mass, his pushing action only made the more massive Eddie Curry take half a step back, but his anger still rose to the sky: "Dead fatty, didn't you see me running over?" Why don't you even have that acuity? Are you sure you're not an undercover agent for the Lakers? ”
Of course, Eddie Curry continued to act according to the script!
He soon became even more furious, he grabbed Nate Robinson by the collar, and retorted very unceremoniously: "The real Lakers undercover agent is you!" You won't hide from a person as big as me standing here, did God only install the accelerator button in your head and not the turn button? Such a stupid person can still be a point guard and like to hit people so much. You're going to play rugby!! ”
The two twisted into a ball, as if they were about to fight.
The referees hurriedly surrounded them, the Knicks players also quickly ran over, and the Lakers' Derrick Fisher also ran over to quell the Knicks' civil unrest. Under the continuous pulling of everyone and the warning and threat of the referee, the two finally separated, but they were still glaring angrily, all kinds of unconvinced, and they could continue to work immediately after seeing the state.
Normally, when there is a conflict on the court, the coach calls a timeout.
But the Knicks' head coach who is also a physical trainer is there. He was closing his eyes and recuperating, and he probably didn't even know what was going on. The whole league knows he's a mascot anyway. The Knicks didn't take the head coach seriously at all, so casually arranging a physical trainer as the head coach would be disgusting to other teams. Of course, the main disgusting thing is the former head coach D'Antoni.
Xiao Po did not call a timeout, and after repeated warnings from the referee, the game resumed and the ball went to the Lakers.
Lakers fans are not too surprised by the Knicks' sudden infighting, anyway, most NBA fans have already understood the Knicks' tradition...... Basically, every game their players have to fight on the pitch, and it feels like they haven't played a game. It's the New York Prison Corps, after all! Everyone is used to it.
The fans are used to it, but Phil Jackson is still frowning...... In his opinion, there is no reason for Xiao Dash to continue to put these two people on the court, it is completely unreasonable? There must be a conspiracy in this!
Phil Jackson is a bargain for the conspiracy tonight.
While he was racking his brains, the Lakers were already on offense, and soon... Pau Gasol scored on the Lakers' inside...... After all, this lineup is basically all decorations except for Xiao Chi and defensive ability! Of course, Felton still has a certain ability to protect himself, but in front of Kobe, his self-protection ability is similar to the decoration, or even the decoration, it is directly a black hole.
Basically, normal coaches will never put such a lineup to play the Lakers, isn't this an old birthday star who eats arsenic and thinks it will take a long time?
However, chic is not normal!
He hasn't been normal since he joined the league. He has always been on the path of maverick deviance, and he has never looked back!
After the Lakers scored, it was still Nate Robinson who was in possession, and he quickly made another turnover!
Then the Lakers completed another offense.
Xiao Xiao didn't say anything about Nate Robinson's mistakes, and it looked like a tacit approval, and the rest of the Knicks players were as indifferent as the walking dead, feeling like they were hanging high.
The Knicks look completely upside down from the first section, it's completely the belly of the fish!
Capitalizing on Nate Robinson's mistake and the poor coordination of the rest of the players, the Lakers quickly recovered the score with five minutes to go, and Kobe Bryant also improved his score to 16 points.
And at this time, Xiao Xiao is still zero points.
But he took over the ball when Kobe Bryant hit another mid-range jumper, and he took the ball straight from Raymond Felton from the backcourt. Then move forward with the ball. Walk to the front.
When Xiao holds the ball and comes to the three-point line. All Lakers fans at Stamps, including Kobe Bryant, were a little surprised...... Is this finally going to do it yourself?
When everyone was puzzled, Xiao Shi smiled, and then he stretched out his left hand and hooked Kobe Bryant: "Come on!" I'll teach you a lesson! ”
"And all of you Lakers players, I'm going to single you out next! Didn't you say you found my weakness? Let the horses come! I'm going to see how you force me to do the jump shot!! ”
"Hey, Kobe, don't put on a face, I didn't mean to target you."
"I mean, all the Lakers players in the room. It's all rubbish!! ”
Xiao Xiao's tone was relaxed, but the words released were full of negative energy, which instantly angered Kobe Bryant and all the Lakers players!
So, they angrily made a posture to fold over, and they gritted their teeth to show Xiao a little color.
Dashing but indifferent...... Come on! This is exactly the result I want, and I'm afraid that you won't be able to bear the humiliation.
Kobe Bryant was the first to wrap around Xiao Shing in the front, and he gave Shaw the strongest aggressive defense as soon as he came up, and he kept forcing Shaw to retreat, so that Shaw had no place to stand!!
His kind of defense may work wonders against the average offensive player, but for Xiao Dash...... Too low! Too low-end.
Chic does not retreat, but advances. It's just that he went head-on and used his strong body to directly crash into a trace of space. Then holding the ball and accelerating forward, Kobe Bryant tried to continue to make a physical contact to make a dashing dribble collision, but dash suddenly spun, with a tornado-like whistling to tell him what is called a rapid spin at high speed!
One spin has passed Kobe Bryant, and Ron Artest has pounced ferociously from the side, and he is Kobe's strongest partner on the defensive end.
However, this did not help.
Xiao Sao didn't even look at him squarely, and directly slapped the ball into the low position...... Shout! A cold wind blew under Artest's crotch, and he only felt a chill under his crotch, not even a whooshing feeling, and Xiao Shi had already galloped past him quickly...... The fans of Staples Arena couldn't help but exclaim when they saw this scene, the beautiful man divided the ball to the extreme, but the crotch of the extremely humiliating defender...... The inertial movements are so powerful that even the opponent can't help but exclaim!
Of course, this exclamation did not turn into admiration in the end.
They quickly replaced their deep trepidation and shock with boos!
And Xiao has already passed Ron Atall, and at this time Pau Gasol has already filled in the position, showing his teeth and claws!
But it didn't work, even if Kevin Garnett stood in front of him viciously, Xiao Xiao would not take it seriously, let alone this Spanish sister-in-law who is known for being soft?
Xiao Xiao took out his defense with just a very simple body front crossover, and his tall body couldn't change the fact that his center of gravity was too high.
After passing Gasol, Xiao quickly completed a step, and then bounced up as quickly as a cannon chamber, and swooped down fiercely towards the penalty area with the ball in one hand...... There is no way back, Xiao Sao directly exposed all his ambitions - this ball doesn't want anything else, it is to dunk, it is to dunk, there is no room for negotiation!!
With his slick offensive intentions so clearly exposed, where can Andrew Bynum sit still? He felt that his time had come, he took a quick step forward, and then jumped up with his hands raised, he was going to capture Xiao Shi from the air, and then flipped to the ground!
Soon, the two collided in the air!
Andrew Bynum's right hand also slammed into the slick basketball...... But unfortunately, at the moment when he was about to hold the Xiao Sage basketball, Xiao Slammed a lever, and the basketball slid sideways, directly bypassing his block, and at this time, Xiao Scar's body slammed up, and the torso broke out again with strong strength!
At that moment, Bynum, who had no physical support, fell down, and when he fell, Xiao Shi continued to rub up with his body...... Bynum fell faster, but Xiao used him to complete the second ...... At the same time that Bynum's feet landed, his dashing left hand had already smashed into the basket...... Rumble!
The basketball was smashed into the basket with dashing precision, and Bynum's jump block was completely reduced to a shameful background...... Yes, he was deducted by Yan!!
He became a footnote to the great slam dunk of Dash.
However, he is not alone, because in front of him, Pau Gasol, Ron Artest, as well as Kobe Bryant have all played such roles.
This is destined to be a great slam dunk!
However, after Xiao Shi landed, he received a monstrous boo from Staples Arena!
Xiao smiled back with a gentlemanly demeanor, and then looked around, and the Lakers players were a little stunned.
At this time, he said slowly: "I'm sorry to tell you that your encirclement and suppression have failed. ”
"You're right, I really can't shoot mid-range jumpers! But what does it matter? ”
"I hope you will learn this lesson and don't carry out this kind of segmented containment next time, it is very unthreatening! It's best to surround me while I'm on the ball, so you might have a chance of success! ”
"Oh, by the way, don't worship me, I'm just training you with the time you spend bragging !!"
"And, Kobe... From now on, I'm officially up to your challenge! ”
…… (To be continued......)