Sometimes I really wonder if my sister is a fake.

In my previous life, when I didn't have a sister, I always envied other people's families for having that kind of sister who was gentle and cute, like a clingy kitten.

Well, Dome Girl is a good example of this.

I'm not a pervert myself, but it's not an exaggeration to fantasize that I'm a bit of a pervert as an adolescent boy who has always been single.

But when I really had a sister, I don't know why, I suddenly felt that my sister was an extremely nice creature.

Compared to my sister who makes fun of me, my sister should be able to treat me gently, right?

Well, my sister isn't cute at all.

Cute is not cute, but I have never underestimated my sister's strength, just like the departmental competition a few years ago, I have what yin I play against others, and I use this method to buy my sister behind my back.

Considering that with my sister's strength, I would definitely be able to become a player in the match that was interrupted before the end of the fight due to the war and the appearance of the dragon, I felt like I was a bit of a loss.

These are all small things, and the big thing for me now is to clean up all this garbage scum who wants to do bad things against me and relieve me.

Su Ling'er didn't even have spiritual power to deal with these two buddies, the cat's tail was raised behind her, and the cat's eyes narrowed into a dangerous needle and seam, and at the same time, Su Linger's hands instantly appeared a few cat nails.

As she grows older, Su Ling'er has more and more cat characteristics, just like the current palm like a cat's claw is the ability that Su Linger has just awakened in recent years.

I saw only a few lights and shadows in front of me, and there was a sound of "brushing" in my ears, and then there were two bloodstained figures in front of me.

Light and shadow change into shadows, and this account is not a loss.

Of course, I was the only one of us who was perverted, and their clothes fell off because they were scratched by cats.

Remember an eternal truth, don't provoke a cat, otherwise it will definitely not end well.

This battle, which should be regarded as a game-like battle, didn't even last for a minute, and Su Ling'er even watched it unsatisfactorily.

The corners of my mouth twitched, how did it feel like Su Ling'er was saying "who else".

However, there was a lot of movement here, and the miscellaneous footsteps outside gradually concentrated towards this position.

I patted my clothes, as if I was dusting them off, but there was a flash of spiritual light on my clothes.

Due to the success of my magic core powder technology, a series of products that have not yet been promoted have been born.

My clothes are also one of the Lingke products, and the function is very simple, that is, a recording function.

The words have been fully recorded into my clothes, so I don't need to turn on the recording function anymore.

Really, if it weren't for Li Xuekeng's me, I would still have a way to deal with these two miscellaneous hairs, but most of my self-defense weapons are in Li Xue's storage spiritual weapon.

I directly gave Li Xue a brain breakdown, and then said to Su Ling'er: "Ling'er, by the way, clean up all the people outside, gather these people in the courtyard, don't kill them, I have something to ask." ”

Su Ling'er was a little unsatisfied now, and after listening to my words, she nodded hurriedly, and then I saw Su Ling'er turn into a light and shadow and rush out directly.

"Ahh

"Brush!"

"Oops!"

.......

This battle was already doomed from the beginning, and when I stood in the courtyard trembling and looking at the people, I felt that my end was doomed.

I've always thought I knew Li Xue well, but I never dreamed that Li Xue would actually learn the magic of pumping out water.

This is the first time I've enjoyed a front-loading washing machine since it got cold.

I don't expect Li Xue to take care of me, I just hope that Li Xue can take the time to learn the magic of warming water.

That way, I'll be more comfortable in the shower.

I was bullied by Li Xue, well, I have a bad temper now.

Looking at the more than 20 people on the ground, humming and chirping, I personally feel that I can't ask even if I want to.

I looked at Li Xue and begged Li Xue, "Li Xue, let them sober up?"

This is the sorrow of being an older brother!

I have to say even such a small request in a requesting tone.

With my attitude, my sister still snorted, and then casually made a big water balloon and smashed it directly.

When the water balloon bursts, it's like a flood.

Thanks to the temperature in this place, the temperature is not bad, or these buddies will freeze to death.

was washed away by the water, and these guys finally couldn't hum and chirp.

I sat on a stone chair in the pavilion, looked down at them and asked, "Tell me, how much did you charge and where did you put it?"

I'm very confident in the face of absolute strength.

I'm pretty familiar with this kind of thing.

However, no one paid any attention to my questioning.

A sneer tugged at the corner of my mouth, ignoring it, right? There's always a way to get you to talk.

I picked up the stick I picked up when I came, and walked over and gave a stick to a buddy.

Hawkeye's stick is quite reasonably designed, not heavy but very powerful, and it is definitely a sharp weapon in a fight.

Originally, this stick was issued to manage law and order and arrest terrorists, and I think I am using it in the right place now.

The one who gets beaten can't be just one person.

I flew straight at the people lying on the ground.

That's what they wanted to do to me when I was in the interrogation room, the only difference was that I succeeded and they failed.

The screams sounded instantly, and the person who originally looked like he had lost his breath was beaten and now suddenly became lively, in terms of acting skills, I have always felt that Li Xue and I have successfully become actors and actresses in acting, but compared to them, Li Xue and I are trivial.

In fact, with my body, my physical strength is consumed very quickly after such a beating, so there is no such thing as breaking or not breaking.

Well, I'm purely out of gas.

After a mess, I panted and looked at the two dozen or so people who had changed from horizontal to vertical to rolling on the ground, and I said angrily: "Hard bones, you guys! If you don't say anything, it's not me who did it, if you want those two violent loli to clean you up, it's okay! A few dead have nothing to do with us." ”

No matter where the strength is, it's really hard currency.,When I say this, the eyes of the violent Lori gang are full of horror.。

I don't know if it was Su Linger's cat's claw skill that left a deep body imprint on them or Li Xue's magic was too shocking, these buddies immediately got up and knelt on the ground, knocking their heads one by one.

"My lord spares my life! I say, we say!"

"Spare your life!

......

Well, that's what it's all about.

Hearing this, Li Xue and Su Linger's faces darkened.

Doesn't their performance mean that the two of them are tigresses?

I forced a smile, but my expression was like this, and I said viciously: "Hurry up, whose money did you take, where is the money now, and what have you done? According to my investigation, you are suspected of many human cases, and even you colluded with drug bandits to sell drugs, murder and arson, and did all kinds of evil. My aim is to be strict in confession and stricter in resistance, do you hear me clearly?"

I shouted the last five words.

I don't know if they are corrupt or not, I don't know if they are human traffickers, and I don't know if they are drug bandits.

I've always had the advantage of learning and applying, what they said about me before, what I say about them now.

But every sin I mentioned was enough to send them in to eat peanuts, and the gang looked frightened, kowtowed louder, and said that they had been wronged.

No one really dared to admit these sins, and I had thought of this scene before.

I have my own way to deal with them, I said to Li Xue: "Li Xue, take out that thing." ”

"Huh, brother, which thing are you talking about?"

Really, never offend your sister, let Li Xue do this I feel like my momentum is gone.

I looked at Li Xue almost pleadingly.

It's a unique way of communication for our brothers and sisters.

Eye contact!

"Li Xue, I was wrong!

"Wrong? I don't think you know what's wrong! Hmph, I'm too lazy to care about you!"

"And what are you going to do?"

"Hmph, unless you can pay for me to go out by myself, don't tell me you're short of money, you're almost catching up with Dad now!"

"I ...... Okay, okay, hurry up!"

.......

That's what makes me spend money, and in a sense I'm quite used to this kind of thing.

But to outsiders, the changes in my sister's expressions and I in just thirty seconds are absolutely rich and abnormal.

Well, it's pretty much the same as a moving meme.

Li Xue's expression is quite cute no matter what she does, and mine belongs to the funny emoji.

Imagine how exaggerated expressions I used to make my meaning so clear!

Well, it's interesting.

Finally reached an agreement with Li Xue, and with the flash of spiritual power, a purely mechanical seat appeared on the ground.

It's a chair, but it's more like a bed, because the chair board sticks out a long way.

The chair was full of rails, pulleys, and a mechanical sheep's head at the end of the chair.

In this combination, this chair inexplicably gives people a sense of fear.

Hell knows what it's for!

I nodded in satisfaction, for me, compared to all sorts of psychic products, this thing is one of the most satisfying things I've made over the years.

Looking at Su Linger, Su Linger immediately understood, and put him on the chair casually, I pressed a switch on the chair, and a ring suddenly stretched out from the back of the chair to restrain the person there, and the same is true for the legs, and an iron ring stretched out from the inside of the chair to control the legs.

The ring gradually tightened, and finally the man was comfortably anchored to the chair.

It's a lot more pleasing to the eye.

After all, bondage is a dream for many people.

With a smile on the corner of my mouth, I took off this buddy's shoes myself, but as soon as I took them off, my face turned black.

This Nima stinks!

It stinks so much that I don't even want to speak, I just flipped a switch, and then the sheep's head at the end opened its mouth, and a tongue stuck out.

The position of the tongue is exactly the soles of this dude's feet.

I pressed the last switch again, and the tongue just moved!

"Hahaha!"

The earth-shattering laughter rang out in an instant.

Thanks to the imperial relatives in ancient China, this kind of punishment is called laughing punishment, it seems to have appeared in the Yuan Dynasty, but I forgot the specific time.

This kind of punishment appeared because the nobles had to be punished for their mistakes, but the punishment could not make the nobles lose their noble dignity.

So the laughing punishment followed.

How good it is to laugh, laugh until you are heartbroken, and laugh until you are old.

As the saying goes, a smile is less than ten years.

It is estimated that this buddy is about to return to the basics and become a cell in his father's body.

Really, don't think that laughing punishment is useless, people with obvious itchy flesh on their bodies must know how terrifying it feels to be touched suddenly.

Imagine that it would be so uncomfortable to be touched, but what if you were passive all the time like you are now?

There are really people who die laughing, don't believe it.

If you laugh a lot, there is a lack of oxygen in your lungs, so won't you hang up?

What? You say that the itchy flesh on the soles of someone's feet is not obvious?

Then I have a way!

I designed the slides for something, not so that I could move the sheep's head away from the soles of my feet?

If it's a person, it's ticklish, and trying to clean him up is not just like playing.

I've specially processed this tongue, and I'm using the tongue of a feline monster.

The cat's tongue has a barb, and it is okay to be licked suddenly, and the skin will stinging after licking for a long time.

It's itchy and painful, it's definitely the ultimate enjoyment like a fairy.

A leg kick doesn't necessarily fly up.

Abbreviation: Soaring alone.

The heart-rending laughter rang out incessantly, and I nodded in satisfaction and asked the people who looked terrified and thought I was a demon, "Do you still say it?"

As soon as I finished saying this, the door outside Hawkeye was kicked open, and a large number of soldiers rushed over.

I turned my head and looked at it and was happy, it was still an acquaintance!

Remember the squad leader Bowen who betrayed me in the Goblin Event?

A sneer appeared at the corner of my mouth, and I smiled, "Bowen, remember me?"

As soon as the words fell, Bowen looked at me suspiciously, but I actually saw a trace of doubt in his eyes, and then he looked at Li Xue, as if he still didn't recognize it.

A few years ago I was only eight years old, and now I'm eleven years old, and it's really changed a bit.

But when Bowen saw Su Linger, Bowen's eyes were instantly covered with horror.

Without saying a word, Bowen turned around and ran.

I really didn't expect to see him here, he betrayed me, but I still remember it.

Without me talking, Su Ling'er instantly gave full play to her speed advantage as a cat-eared loli, and in the blink of an eye, she turned into a streamer and rushed over directly.

Those soldiers who followed Bowen wanted to stop it, but with the strength of ordinary people, how could they stop Su Ling'er.

We are the righteous side, even if we retaliate, we can't be injured by mistake, I hurriedly said loudly to Su Ling'er: "Don't be injured by mistake!"

The Human Federation has always been a military and political separation, and the corruption of the government organization like Hawkeye does not necessarily have anything to do with the military, and I have a pretty good relationship with the military because of my father and my current status as the CEO of Kangxiao Company.

So I don't want the military to get hurt.

It is an eternal truth that soldiers are respectable.

Everyone has their heads tied to their belts and gone to the battlefield, and if anyone has a reason to disrespect the soldiers, then either they have a problem with their own tutor or they have a problem with their brain.

But Su Linger doesn't need me to say more, her family is also related to the military, so rushing all the way, many soldiers just felt that they had tripped over something inexplicably and fell, and the injured one didn't.

And in front of a cultivator, how could Bowen run.

After a while, Bowen was picked up by Su Linger and slipped back.

When the soldiers saw that Bowen was arrested, they took out their weapons one by one and surrounded them directly, and I didn't need them to speak, I took out my family crest from my arms and threw it over.

One of the soldiers caught the emblem, and the vigilance in his eyes instantly turned into excitement, and he hurriedly shouted to the surroundings: "Lay down your arms!

As soon as these words came out, the rest of the soldiers looked at each other, and the weapons they raised were also put down.

It seems that my father's name is still useful, I coughed twice and cleared my throat and said to them, "You are in the garrison around here, right? It just so happens that Hawkeye here has a very serious style problem, you stay here for a while, and when they confess, you take them to arrest people." I don't believe I can't deal with this problem. ”

This is the first time I've revealed my identity since I went out, and I didn't want to, but this Eagle Eye is really annoying.

Let's not talk about unjust, false and wrongful cases, they still want to beat me into a trick.

Isn't this just a tiger pulling teeth out of his mouth and looking for death!

Since they are looking for death, I can't help but be satisfied, just right, I want to see how deep the water is behind this abducted "holy land".

But before I deal with that, I'll have to do the math with Bowen about how I was seriously injured by that new breed of goblin three years ago.

I don't hold grudges, but if I do, I will definitely take revenge.

I looked at Bowen who was trampled under Su Ling'er with a smile, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect to see you here! Okay, people have been chasing you for three years and haven't found your traces, you are quite capable." It just so happens that I feel like I have a problem with you that needs to be resolved. Have you seen this machine, it will be prepared for you in a while. I'm a very merciful person, I won't punish you, I just want you to smile. Smile, ten years young, I'm here for your good!"

Well, I think I have a point.