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One early morning in spring, Xiao Anzi, who was rolling in bed, opened her confused eyes and saw a pretty face, waking herself up with a smile.

"Brother, our school is going to have a parent-teacher meeting today, let's get up early!"

Li An opened his eyes and saw that Li Sisi's body had a faint fragrance, and Li An was even a little infatuated, wanting to enjoy it for a while, but remembering that her sister was not easy to bully, in case she shouted again: "My brother can't get up!" ”

Yes, Ang Lee's road to fame is not because of masturbation, but because of getting up

In the past few days, nothing major has happened, maybe for the sake of the City Championship, League of Legends has come to a big update, and several bugs have been fixed, especially Ang Lee's death song, let the enemy help me take the big dragon bug, it seems that the blue big action is quite fast, so quickly reported to the League of Legends head office.

Of course, these version information, the headache is the major teams, generation after generation of versions and generation of gods, and this time in the update, there is a more disgusting hero.

Bronn!

For the natives of this world, the emergence of a new hero means that they need a lot of training and observation to be able to find and analyze the strengths and weaknesses of this hero, as well as the good and bad, but for Ang Lee, there are many numbers of Bronn this new hero. It was all very clear in Ang Lee's mind.

This is the advantage of the traverser's foresight.

Of course, this advantage will not last long, after all, the heroes of this world are somewhat similar to the S4 version of the original world. But it's not exactly the same, and Ang Lee himself needs time to understand many things.

However, the birth of Bron means that there is a new tactical method for each major team. A tactical method of warfare with Bloon at its core!

In team matches, Bronn is usually used as a top unit and support position, and to be honest, Bronn is very safe in the lane, and he can harass opponents from a distance with his Q skills. He has a very stable control skill. Q skills and ADC work well.

After all, Bron's passive skill, Concussion Slam, can stack damage, and stack the Concussion Slam effect with your teammates, encouraging them to perform basic attacks on marked targets, and it is not a problem to take heads in the early stage.

In the mid-game, you can jump in front of your crispy teammates with E Indestructible, and then block enemy flying items for them.

In the later team fights, the Glacier Rift will generate a powerful slowdown area. You can use it to divide enemy formations and slow down the speed at which they enter the battlefield.

Of course, there are disadvantages. The Q skill can be blocked by creeps, and it is not piercing. If only one creep is blocked in front of you. You can only hit a small creep.

What's more, it lacks effective dashing skills, and it is easy to be consumed by the opposite side when aligning with the lane.

Li Anke clearly remembered that when Bron was just born, he had fifty Bronns in line. Seventy percent win rate, you know. This hero is just Ang Lee just starting to play, which is enough to explain. Bronn would be a strong hero.

If this parallel time and space is not much different from Ang Lee's previous life, then this Bronn is likely to become a hero who is not a ban

After washing, Li Ang took Li Sisi to school.

Li An didn't do the bus, because after moving, Li An's house is only one step away from Lingnan No. 2 Middle School, when Li An goes shopping, or when he goes to the Internet café to play, he often sees a group of middle school students looking like little children playing and masturbating!

No matter what world you are in, elementary school students are all saved in zài!

Ang Lee has also met the elementary school students who are black, and it is actually quite interesting to sort out their quotations.

Like what

"1L choose a Galen, why choose a no-hand, how to fight without meat?"

"Galen, I can't play, Lord Q or Lord W?"

"Lord!"

"I don't know, go up and zoom in, you're the first to go up to the output!"

"You're a tease, I don't know if you can be the first to go up, there's still a big enchantress over there! How do you fight with a big doppelganger? ”

"Why are you so stuck? No wonder playing Carter, it's simply a special card! ”

"No way, drive the Rock Kingdom!"

"What the hell are you, Ash? Nash's Fang, Red Cross, and Spiritual Wind, why are they all increasing attack speed, and they don't have a single attack outfit? ”

"The world's martial arts, only fast and unbreakable!"

"Dude, what are you doing with this arrow of punishment? How to punish summoner skills? ”

"Of course the Arrow of Punishment will bring punishment!"

"I'm the sun, then I'm an extralegal fanatic, do I want to bring a fanatic!"

"Dude, just play the game, why do you hang up for me?"

"You are a bunch of pit coers, if I hadn't hung up, you would have been wiped out by the regiment a long time ago!"

In short, when Ang Lee saw this group of elementary school students in the Internet café, he really didn't smile.

Why did the great god die naked under the tower? Why are all hundreds of minions super-godly? Why is the buff of the jungler dad repeatedly hacked? Why are ADC heads stolen so often? Who did the death of the ghost in the serial case? Why do wild monsters kill people so often? Is it a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the constant superghosts? Is this qiē a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation? Is it an explosion of IQ or a rookie's helplessness? Do you want to know why?

That's right, the truth of this qiē is that elementary school students are on vacation again! During the winter break, players should be especially cautious!

The first-level grass fights in a team battle, and makes a mess to send people to their heads. After a lot of hard work, his teammates passed by Q and took it away. The three roads were demolished and they were all worried, and they only cared about stealing the tower and did not look back. Alone to block the super soldiers, the master wild area is in the fugue. On the occasion of this festival, I advise everyone: life is precious, primary school students are too cruel, everyone should not be moved by the words and deeds of primary school students during this time, do not masturbate often, and after the holiday, he is a good man.

Moreover, the wind direction seems to have changed recently. The students all over the mountains seem to be discussing the introduction of Uncle Broon today.

"LOL has a new hero recently! Looks like it's called Bronn or something? ”

"This hero is so ugly! Look like an uncle! Surely not good? ”

"People can't be good-looking, Ash is so beautiful, isn't he still a novice hero?"

"But I heard that this hero is very powerful, and the teacher will tell us about this hero in the next class!"

"I heard that Ang Lee will also come to our school!"

And in the center of this storm Ang Lee. At this time, it was extremely calm, Ang Lee could believe that the primary school students in this world were only a minority after all, after all, they were all educated primary school students.

And when I came to Lingnan No. 2 Middle School to give a speech, I wouldn't really become a monkey.

merely

Although Ang Lee is often mentioned. However, there are not many people who know Ang Lee's appearance!

When Ang Lee went to the school commissary to buy water, he was tricked by this group of elementary school students.

It was a bright morning, and Ang Lee bought a bottle of rock candy pears for Li Sisi. At this time, three middle school students wearing school uniforms walked in front of Ang Lee.

The boys are all flat-headed, and they look like three little Zhengtai, one of whom is also holding a bottle of rock sugar Sydney pear in his hand, but the other party is looking at the bottle cap.

"Second brother, what do you see written on this bottle cap? Another bottle? What does this mean? ”

"Third brother, don't show your ignorance in front of everyone! Illiterate, you! Another bottle, probably asking you to buy another bottle! That's right, fourth brother. ”

"The second brother is right, the commissary is really dark. A bottle of rock candy pears will be sold for two yuan and five, and we will buy another bottle when it is sold out! ”

"Then let's throw away the bottle cap so we don't have to buy another bottle"

And then. Under Li An's stunned expression, the other party directly threw the bottle like this, and then ran to the classroom.

Li An really smiled: "Li Zi, the students of your school have a worrying IQ, and they can understand another bottle as buying another bottle." I'm drunk too! ”

As a fishing wire that often buys rock sugar pears, but has never hit once. Ang Lee said that some people are so willful, although a bottle of rock sugar pears is not expensive. But it's not good to throw him on the ground casually!

So, Ang Lee went to pick up the bottle cap

Li Sisi was stunned: "Brother, don't go"

However, Li An's speed of picking up the bottle cap was faster than the speed of sound, and before Li Sisi could react, Li An had already picked up the bottle cap, and then the next moment, Li An's face instantly turned the color of pig liver.

"Thank you for your patronage!"

This bear child!

Li Andong looked around, and sure enough, he saw that the three bear children just now were hiding next to him and laughing, and when he saw that Li An was paying attention to himself, he naturally ran away, leaving only Li An, who was messy in the wind, with a blank face.

Li An said viciously: "Li Zi, do you know which class they are in?" This bear kid was caught by me, and I promise I won't kill him! ”

Ang Lee has always looked down on elementary school students, but he didn't expect that he would be tricked by others!

Li Ang is a little bit of a chop at this time, it seems that the habit of being greedy for cheap fishing is really unacceptable, but these three little children are so well versed in people's hearts at a young age, are the children now refined?

Li Sisi also smiled: "Brother, these three boys are all my classmates, and brother, you are not the first to be deceived!" The three of them are also very famous in our school, and what they like the most is to be naughty and mischievous, and the teacher can't do anything about them."

Ang Lee was also drunk: "No! This field, brother, I must get it back! What are their names, you tell me! ”

is in the same class as Li Sisi, that is, the second year of junior high school, Li An is a human being in two lives, and he is still a traverser, but the result is planted on this group of primary school students, this cliff can't bear it!

Li Sisi held his forehead: "Brother, you'll know when you get to our class!" I think they know you, and when you get to the classroom, don't be bullied by their five musketeers" (there will be more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued)

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