Chapter 381: Chop 60 points on your head

Yang Mo was deeply moved by Milicic's infatuation, and he felt that Milicic was simply the embodiment of Eros. And Paris, as the person concerned, was not moved at all, she was only surprised: Is this guy a psychopath? Is he confessing to me or is he helping me match Super-Yang? But... I don't even know him!

Milicic was in love, but unfortunately it was all a donkey's liver and lungs on Paris Hilton. Her mind was all on Yang Mo, and suddenly a handsome giant guy appeared and said something inexplicable to herself, what could she be besides surprise? Impressed?

It was a matter of courage and even happiness for Milicich, but in Paris Hilton, it only troubled her.

This is the distance between love and non-love.

"Paris, I think this giant handsome guy is very good, is he confessing to you?" Taylor Swift whispered into Paris's Hilton's ear, half joking, half serious.

"Huh......" Paris Hilton frowned with disgust: "I only have super-yang in my heart now!" ”

Taylor Swift was slightly disappointed by Hilton's answer, because she also had a super-yang in her heart. In her opinion, if Paris Hilton is chased by this giant handsome guy, her chances will undoubtedly increase a lot. But it's a pity that God doesn't fulfill people's wishes, and Paris Hilton, a god, is not at all sympathetic to the deep affection of handsome Eastern European guys.

At this moment, Spike Lee, who was sitting not far from the sidelines, shouted to Milichitsch: "Hey, Darko, you must not be deceived by this Bichi, she is essentially a prodigal woman, she is not worthy of you." ”

"No, you're a Bichi!" Milicic turned his head sideways, glared at Spike Lee and yelled angrily, then quickly ran forward to continue the defense.

At the moment when Milicic angrily scolded Spike Lee, Paris Hilton suddenly felt that Milicic had a little cuteness again. However, it was only a momentary thought, and soon, her heart was filled with super-yang again.

Paris Hilton thinks Milicic is cute, but Spike Lee, who is scolded, thinks Milicic has taken gunpowder: I kindly remind you, you still scold me? Sooner or later, you'll be ruined by this prodigal game, and you won't even be able to walk on the course!

Spike Lee's kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, just as Milichyc's affection is treated as a haunt by Hilton. This is the terrible thing about unrequited love, the so-called falling flowers are intentionally ruthless, and that's probably what it means.

The evil fate between the three of them, Yang Mo didn't want to reconcile, in fact, he has always been the one who was shot while lying down.

However, J.R. Smith still deliberately ran to Yang Mo's side and ridiculed: "You Knicks are really confused, I didn't expect your woman MiliΕ‘iΔ‡ to want to cāo, is it possible to be a teammate with you to become a female star, should you send your girlfriend out to your teammate cāo and then get the position of leader!" ”

I have to say that J.R. Smith's mouth stinks a hundred times worse than a septic tank.

The moment Yang Mo's ears received this language, his fist was clenched into a ball, but in the end, he didn't wave his angry fist, but slowly let go, but the bite that gritted his teeth and stuffed the blood fiercely. Then, slowly, he said, "You will pay a terrible price for your words!" ”

"Cut! Tragic? Do you think you are God? J.R. Smith shrugged off and turned to reach for the ball from Billups. Billups saw him run out of space and hesitated to hand him the ball.

When J.R. Smith received the ball and just turned around, Yang Mo clinged to him like a shadow.

J.R. Smith saw that Yang Mo was only twenty or thirty centimeters away from him, so he held the ball with both hands and tried to make a feint to deceive Yang Mo and then make a rapid breakthrough. But just as he was holding the ball and preparing to make a move to the right shoulder...... Boom!

A loud bang was born like an explosion above the basketball he was holding with both hands, and then he felt all the paralysis of his hands from the tips of his fingers to his shoulders, and then the basketball disappeared from his grasp, and then he saw Yang Mo quickly flash in front of his eyes and run behind him.

When he reacted and turned around, the basketball had been photographed by Yang Mo in the front court, and his arm was still paralyzed at this time.

Swish!

Yang Mo, who rushed to the frontcourt, actually stayed outside the three-point line, and then jumped to hit a three-point shot!

The three-point net made Madison cheer again, Yang Mo ran over with a blue face and no happy expression in the cheers, and when he passed by J.R. Smith, he said in an extremely disdainful voice: "Tonight, I'm going to cut off sixty points on your head." You, on the other hand, won't score more than double digits. ”

"Do you think you're Michael Jordan? Sixty points, go dream! "Although the arm is still numb, the mouth is still sharp.

"Hmph." Yang Mo sneered, and didn't make any more senseless arguments with him, anyway, tonight was to beat him to shame.

As Billups slowly advanced with the ball, T-N-T commented on the opening two balls.

"Tonight's Yang is very strong on offense, scoring five points in less than a minute of the opening game, and at least breaking his own scoring record if he continues to do so at this rate?" Collins said.

"In fact, Super-Yang has become accustomed to attacking the opponent in the opening game and then entering a state of playing dead, although he will shoot one or two three-pointers every now and then, but most of his scoring is concentrated in the first three minutes of the first quarter or the last three minutes of the last quarter." Senior Yang Mi Charles Barkley scratched the back of his head and said with a smile: "So, you don't have to expect Super-Yang to break the scoring record at all." ”

"That's not right." Jeff Van Gundy, who was sitting in the commentary box for Kenny Smith, shook his head and said: "In the past, Super-Yang didn't exist as an attacker, he was more often filling in for the whole team, and now he has become the strongest attacker in the game, so his scoring record will likely be broken tonight." ”

After kissing Charles Barkley's ass in front of the national broadcast, Kenny Smith announced that he would suspend his commentary work and wait until the psychological shadow was eliminated before returning to his post. So, T-N-T brought in former NBA coach Van Gundy to serve as a commentator. However, Charles Barkley did not like this partner, he thought that Van Gundy was too boring and that he was forever engaged in so-called technical analysis. Although this is the kind of work that the ball critic does, he is used to gags with Kenny Smith, how can he accept the conservative Van Gundy for a while.

In fact, T-N-T's scrolling message board is constantly popping up with messages like 'We want Kenny,' and it's clear that fans also prefer the hapless Kenny Smith to sit in the commentary box.

For the sake of ratings, the director kept urging Charles Barkley in the headset to make him create some explosive points.

There was no way, Barkley could only start from the sidelines: "I don't know if you have noticed that Milicic was showing love to Paris Hilton just now, and as we all know, Paris Hilton's crush is Super-Yang." So, do you think Milicic will clash with Super-Yang in the match? ”

"If Milicic really likes Paris Hilton, there will definitely be a knot, and the cooperation between them will definitely be compromised because of this." The honest Van Gundy unknowingly fell for Barkley's hook.

"Let's take a gamble, if Milicic's partnership with Super-Yang isn't compromised, then... You'll put on a wig next time you go live, okay? When Barkley saw Van Gundy take the bait, he immediately revealed his evil true colors: "Because I have a deep prejudice against your baldness, it will always reflect the light from above to my pupils." ”

Van Gundy is not a joker, his coaching style is notoriously rigid, and he is more of a serious manager of the academy than his older brother. However, Barkley was now clearly questioning his analytical expertise, so he immediately slapped the table and agreed: "If there are more than eight assists between Young and Darko tonight, then I will wear a wig to comment on the next game." ”

"It's a women's wig!" Charles Barkley deliberately said that.

Van Gundy was really grumpy, and as soon as he was so provoked by Barkley, he actually agreed to Barkley's increase: "Okay, women's hair sets are women's hair sets." But if I win, do you dare to kiss Kenny Smith's slick ass back? ”

As soon as Van Gundy said this, it was immediately Barkley's turn to be stunned, Barkley didn't expect that an honest man would still have such a deep calculation in his heart, and he would actually rebel against the army.

The bet was made by him, and if he shrank his eggs at this time, he would definitely become a laughing stock. However, if they do agree, what if they don't have eight assists between them? A team can only have about 20 assists at most in a game, and how is it possible to have so many assists between a shooting guard and a center? It's so unrealistic!

Barkley originally wanted to make fun of Van Gundy, but now he has been made into a difficult situation.

Honest people are really not easy to bully!

Barkley sighed, and finally slapped his thigh and agreed: "Okay, I'll bet this with you, if you win, I'll kiss Smith's ass......"

"No!" Before Barkley could finish his sentence, the stern Van Gundy corrected him: "It's a slippery ass, you don't want to play any word games." ”

"Bare ass is bare ass, I'm not afraid!" Barkley was heartbroken and agreed directly. Now that things have come to this point, he doesn't care about anything else, just a dull head. Anyway, Super-Yang hasn't let him lose yet, so he bet on it!!

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