Chapter 340: The Catastrophe of Annihilation
The period before the 2008 Euro Championship final can be described in one sentence - the eight immortals cross the sea to show their magical powers!
The bricks and beasts jumped out one after another, making all kinds of "reliable" predictions with burning words; The reporters went to great lengths to list the "signs" that justified the German or England winning the championship; Football celebrities have gone beyond the clock to give advice to the coaches of both sides based on their valuable "invincible experience"; Even the police cars in Vienna have to shuttle back and forth between large and small bars all night and night, wipe their butts for the drunken and German fans of the British and German sides, and invite the parties to go to the police station to talk about life by the way...... For a while, all kinds of gossip flew like the pervasive word "certificate"!
"The 36-year miracle of the European Cup has reappeared, and the two fates show that Germany will inevitably win the championship"
"There is a bottomless pit hidden in the German team, and a trump card in Loew's hand has not yet been played"
"Germany vs England Battle Record, German Vehicles Have Absolute Advantage"
England's Weak ......
"The FA awards huge prize money, and if you win the championship, you can get £300,000 each"
Queen Elizabeth predicts the outcome of the match, 3:1 we win ......"
Effenberg: "I'm not happy with the team's defense......"
Bremer: "Podolski and Schweinsteiger should have strengthened their protection at both wing-backs, because they had often exposed Lahm to the enemy's guns before that, and if this weakness is not changed, it will definitely be the target of the madman Lee......"
Beckenbauer: "England's efficiency is suffocating, and one of the German team will decide the outcome of the game......
Lineker: "I've never seen such a strong Three Lions, the madman Lee is invincible, and the Germans were able to reach the final purely by luck......"
Rodna, a famous female astrologer in England: "Zhou said that he belongs to the constellation of Leo, which is in line with the England team, look at the constellations in the sky, God tells us that the madman Lee will win the game......"
The most shocking thing is that in this storm of public opinion where everyone wants to show their faces, even the Italian Rossetti, the referee of the final determined by UEFA, was also involved, and the Italian "Milan Sports Newspaper" rarely ignited the fire of gossip:
"Rossetti celebrates her 8th wedding anniversary in the final, and her wife reveals her heart: It's really hard to be the woman behind the whistle ......"
…… So, for both fans, the bizarre few days before the final were clearly a painful ordeal...... However, the matter is far from over.
Just when everyone thought their heart's capacity had been put to the test, an even greater challenge came...... The handsome young coach of the German team, Loew, was sent out to the outside world like a weasel that had eaten too many turnips -- at 10:00 a.m. on July 2.
The German Football Association (DFB) has announced the shocking news that Michel Ballack, the leader of the German Fleet and the absolute heart of the team's midfield, is likely to miss the European Championship final against England due to a calf muscle strain...... German public opinion is in mourning!
However, when the fans of the England team did not rejoice in the removal of Ballack such a confidant as a big enemy for more than 240 minutes, on the afternoon of July 2, the German coach Loew suddenly stood up to refute the rumors: "Michel is still in my final plan, and the team doctor Vorfath is working hard to ......"
It wasn't over yet, and less than 3 hours after Loew finished speaking, Michel Ballack himself stood up again with tears in his eyes: "Unfortunately, the latest MRI came to a very bad conclusion, maybe I can only stand in the stands and cheer for my teammates, it is a disaster for me......"
When the fake is true, the truth is also false, and Mo Dao has a place and a no!
As the leader of the German chariot, Ballack's absence is not only a matter of keen concern to fans and media in both countries, but even the England coaching staff has been dazzled, because such a heavyweight superstar will definitely affect the tactical set-up of the England team.
……“…… Uncle, leave them alone, I'm sure Ballack will be 100% in Loew's starting lineup, the wooden-headed German is putting on a boring one-man show, let them continue to entertain themselves! ”
Originally, Li Tongfan has been very angry with the starting list of the England team in the past few days, and this little trick of the handsome uncle Loew made Lao Li Huo even bigger, so the sullen man gritted his teeth and returned to his room after saying a cruel word to the worried assistant coach Venables...... The competition is about to start soon, and FM system estimation must be carried out!
In the FM2008 system, Michelle Barlack looks like a vigorous tiger, and the [physical strength] item has reached 100% of the perverted ...... Can't play? Who to fool!
…… Whoa...... Soon, the room was reminded of the electronic synthesized sound that was unique to the FM2008 system for the simulation of the competition.
Ten minutes later.
At the top of the Hummer Go-Book LCD screen is the final result - England 1:0 Germany.
Although it is a victory, think about the England team in the big bull system mission [The Curse of the Ball King] that the England team will be cursed by Uncle Bailey's crow beak and make three random mistakes, and the score of 1:0 is not safe. Li Tongfan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and decided to use an abnormal save!
Whoa...... After careful preparation, the second system debriefing began.
Another ten minutes.
England 1:0 Germany.
Still no, Li Tongfan swallowed a second mouthful of saliva and used the abnormal archive again.
Whoa...... Ten more minutes.
England 1:0 Germany.
His uncle, this is really evil, and it is still such a game, 1:0 for three consecutive games. There is one last chance left for system deference, what should I do?
To push or not to push?
The sullen man pursed his dry lips, and his throat was bitter for a while, like a colorless otaku facing a bright beauty who fell into a coma after drinking, facing a difficult, difficult ...... Difficult choices.
…… July 4, 2008.
Vienna.
From morning to afternoon, the weather in the City of Music has been fine.
By this time, there were still four hours to go before the European Championship final, and although the scorching temperatures of the day had gradually cooled, the fans were just beginning to warm up for the game.
The atmosphere of the finals is coming!
The black, red and yellow tricolor of Germany and the St. George Cross of England became the most frequent colors in the streets of Vienna...... and the stirring lyrics of the "Deutsches Song", the surging tune of the "Emperor's Quartet" and the majestic "God Save the Queen" echoed in the skies of Vienna, causing the Danube to flow and the Vienna Forest to be green...... At the end of the final, a special landscape appeared in the "City of Music" - countless reporters from all over the world appeared in this beautiful town surrounded by forests and green water like bee colonies discovering the source of honey.
In front of the cameras, every now and then, fans with their national flags painted on their faces jump out and shout in German or English, so that the world can feel the frenzy and charm that football has brought to the planet............ Little by little, the sun sinks westwards into the Danube.
Time passes quickly and slowly in the anxious mood of the fans!
July 4th.
20 p.m.:
Ernst Happel Stadium, Vienna.
Under the watchful eyes of the whole world, the Italian whistle Rossetti finally blew the opening whistle of the final!
The 2008 Euro Championship final, England vs Germany, began!
A frenzied roar erupted from the stands at the Ernst Happel Stadium, like a super hurricane descending on Vienna in the depths of the Pacific Ocean...... The fans are surging!
......" The race is on! England wore a red away kit for the game, while Germany wore a white shirt......"
“…… Crazy Lee surprised everyone by lining up the starting line-up, with Newcastle striker Alan Smith, who had not played a minute in the previous five games, in the starting line-up, with Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard both on the bench......
“…… Owen and Wayne Rooney continued to partner up front, with Downing and Joe Cole on the wings, David Beckham at the back, Ashley Cole, Steven Taylor, John Terry and Gareth Barry lined up at the back, and the main position of the madman Joe Hart in the goalkeeper position was thunderous......
Sester finished introducing the England team's lineup, and couldn't help but ridicule the opponent's coach Loew:
"Germany had been in a big pre-match pre-game report about the injury of key player Ballack, but now the midfielder is alive and kicking off the pitch...... Now it seems that the madman Lee knew that this was a smoke bomb played by the Germans, because he had accused Loew of having no ...... in psychological warfare with disdain at a press conference five hours earlier Uh, no nutrients...... Hey, Gary, is that what Crazy Lee said? ”
Commentary partner Gary Lineker couldn't hold back a smile and nodded with great affirmation: "That's right, Crazy Lee does use the word "no nutrition", although it is a bit problematic from a grammatical point of view, but I have to admit that he said it very vividly......
With that, both of them burst out laughing.
In addition to making the fans of the German team have a false alarm, the psychological tactics of tactician Loew did not achieve the slightest effect expected by the Germans, which is a bit self-inflicted!
…… The British commentator laughed happily, but Li Tongfan, who was standing on the sidelines, couldn't laugh.
Because, in the last FM2008 system projection this morning, Lao Li got the final result of an incredible 1:0.
It is the first time in Li Tongfan's two-year cheating career that such a low-probability incident has occurred. After consuming three abnormal save opportunities, no matter how Lao Li adjusts his tactics and how he changes the list of starters, even if the system bugs such as BT corner kick tactics, bug corner kick tactics, and virtual offensive core tactics are all used unreservedly, they can't change the final result!
The three random system errors caused by the curse of the football king Uncle Pele hung over the heads of Lee Tongfan and the England team like three razor-sharp Aixcariba holy swords...... If you're not careful, it's a disaster!
(To be continued)