Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Ancestral Hall Encounters Ghosts
Hearing this faint laughter, Teacher You was so frightened that he immediately squatted on the ground and covered his head, and said tremblingly: "Ah! Don't come to me, big brothers, I've always been law-abiding! Well, the only time I peeked through the girls' dormitory with a binocular, but that time I bought a pirated copy, and Mader couldn't even see ten meters away. it! Why do you say that he meows so many unscrupulous businessmen now, even a telescope will trick people, if I run into that businessman again, labor and management will have to grab him fiercely, and then ask him to change me to a new ......one that can see a hundred meters away."
As Mr. You spoke, he remembered the time he was pitted, and his heart suddenly became angry, and he kept cursing the unscrupulous businessman, and he didn't even know where he was.
"Fuck you kid is not finished? Don't talk about labor and management as ghosts, and keep saying that you have to talk about your here, are you sent by the author to mix words, no wonder you can be the protagonist? At this moment, an angry voice rang out.
"No, I didn't mean to think you for a ghost, I actually meant to...... Forehead...... Slow, be a ghost? Fuck, so you're not a ghost? At this time, Teacher You slowly stood up and looked at the person who jumped down from the eaves.
"Who said that labor and management are ghosts?" The man rolled his eyes.
"Damn, you're not a ghost, you're meowing like that in this ancestral hall, don't you know that people are scared to death?" Teacher You was suddenly furious, and he dared to pretend to be a ghost to scare his brother, do you think my brother is so easy to fool? Brother hasn't seen any ghosts, will he still be afraid of you? Teacher You thought in his heart.
"It's better to scare you to death, lest I do it myself, uncle." The man said unconcernedly.
"What? You're going to kill me? Who the hell are you? Teacher You looked at the person funny and asked.
"Your uncle, I am the leader of the Great Sword Regiment of the Holy Mountain Tribe among the four major tribes......"
"Huh? It turns out that you are the head of the regiment! It's been a long time! Teacher You said in surprise when he heard the two words of the head of the regiment.
"No, I'm our commander's personal ......"
"A valet man? Your head of the group actually has a hobby? I'll go, it seems that I will have to cover the chrysanthemum in the future......" Teacher You was even more surprised. And shook his head and sighed. This exaggerated expression can completely win the Oscar in one fell swoop.
"Listen to me, you kid." The man said angrily.
"Alright! You say! Teacher You shrugged and said.
"I am the personal body of the leader of the Bigsword Regiment of the Holy Mountain Tribe among the four major tribes, and the second of the five major guards is also the sword body!" That person was afraid that Teacher You would interrupt him again, so he didn't even use the symbolic title of "your uncle", so he said it directly in one breath.
"Nima is more verbose than me, and even said that I was sent by the author to make up the number of words.,I think you're the comic invited by the author.,Or the protagonist will let you be the one?" Teacher You muttered to himself.
"What are you talking about, kid?" The man drew a large knife from his waist. The blade of the knife was placed in front of Teacher You.
"Ah...... I said that you are famous...... Dick! Teacher You suddenly said.
The blade of the knife thought that when this kid saw himself showing a big knife, he must have said, "You are the famous sword uncle!" So he was happily preparing to accept Mr. You's sycophant, but he heard such a sentence: It turns out that you are the famous second child! Dick! Two! Yes!
The blade was furious, and he couldn't stand this kid anymore, so he raised the big knife in his hand and slashed at Teacher You.
Teacher You was about to tease the blade, but he didn't expect that he had already slashed at him, and he didn't even have time to dodge. So I had to pull something out of my body to resist.
"Bang!"
A burst of sparks splashed, mixed with a crisp sound, and then the blade of the knife retreated straight back, and it took more than a dozen steps before stopping, and then staring at the thing in Teacher You's hand with bright eyes, and said, "Boy, what is that thing in your hand?" ”
"A sword, of course! You can't even see this, do you? Teacher You looked at the blade of the knife like an idiot.
"Wool, do you think the uncle is a bad pen? This is a piece of fucking wood, okay? The blade said disdainfully. There are also those who use wood as a sword. I think you're crazy about big health care, right?
"Wood? Uh......" Teacher You looked down at his hand and found that a piece of dead wood was in his hand. There is also a faint glow.
At this time, a roar came from Teacher You's mind: ", you kid wants the life of the old man?" actually used the immortal wood that the old man was sending to resist the attack, if the old man hadn't been prepared and wrapped his spiritual power on it, the old man would have been cut in half by now. ”
"Uh-uh, my bad, I didn't see it clearly!" Teacher You apologized in his heart.
It turned out that Teacher You was in a hurry. was about to pull out the "ghost slaying god" behind him, but he didn't expect to pull out the immortal wood on his waist.
"Tell me, what kind of treasure is this?" Seeing that Teacher You was in a daze, the blade asked with a ruthless face.
"Nothing." Of course, Mr. You won't sue him.
"Well, since you're so ignorant. Then I'll kill you and get that thing again. After speaking, the blade body erupted with a fierce momentum, his cultivation has reached the peak of the master, and he is only one step away from entering the realm of Guizhong, in front of this rookie whose cultivation is only in the middle stage of the master, he can abuse him as much as he wants.
Teacher You smiled, this rookie who has not even reached the realm of returning to the middle of the country, actually wants to solo with himself, is this the legendary lighting in the toilet - looking for (death)?
Just thinking about it, the big knife in the hand of the blade had already slashed in front of Teacher You. This time, Teacher You was prepared, and a dodge dodged his broadsword, and his body jumped to the side. Then he pinned the dead wood in his hand to his waist apologetically, he didn't want Tianjizi to be hurt, otherwise who would teach him the cultivation method of soul power.
Then, Mr. You made a gesture that he thought was very handsome, just like those sword immortals on TV, pointing at the sky with both hands, and shouting: "Come out!" Slay ghosts and gods. ”
Seeing this situation, the blade also thought that Teacher You was possessed by some legendary sword immortal, and stood motionless in fright, for fear that he would be pierced by ten thousand swords. But after a long while, Teacher You still stood in that position, but there was no vision at all.
"Made, dare to play labor." The blade saw that he had been tricked, he was very angry, and he couldn't hold back the desire to split that kid in half in his heart, roared angrily, gathered all the spiritual power of his body on the big knife, and slashed at Teacher You's head with the sound of "whirring".
"Damn, are you still meowing the legendary Excalibur? Mader Labor no longer believes in love, brother must forge a sword that hangs more than you in the future, and then throw your broken sword to Valoran the Great. "Teacher You didn't listen to himself at all when he saw this divine sword, and he didn't even cooperate with himself for such an important thing as being cool, and he still kept boasting about it in the nine heavens and Tianjizi, could it be that the summoning masters in ancient times had Xiang in their heads?
Teacher You couldn't think about it too much, and the attack of the blade came again. Teacher You sighed and had to rely on himself. So he took a deep breath, and a fiery red light slowly gathered on his hands. When the big knife on the blade of the knife slashed down, Teacher You roared and grabbed his big knife with both hands.
After clamping the big knife, Mr. You's first thought was: It's a pity! Such a handsome scene was not captured by a camera. The second thought is: this person's knife is really water, and I don't know how many times worse than the scimitars of those aliens. The third thought is: I rub it, how did my hand break the skin?
Teacher You no longer hesitated, a hand knife slashed on the big knife, and suddenly, the big knife went to the side, and even the body with the blade of the knife involuntarily moved to the side. Seeing this, a charming smile rose on the corner of Teacher You's mouth, and then his body disappeared in place like a ghost. The next moment, his body appeared behind the blade of the knife, and then his palm fell and slapped on the back of the blade.
For those who want to kill him, Mr. You will never be soft.
The blade withstood Teacher You's palm, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he immediately became languished and lay on the ground. Teacher You walked towards him step by step, and the red light in his palms became more and more intense.
Coming to the side of the blade, Teacher You raised his hand, ready to slap him, but he didn't expect the blade to shout loudly in his mouth:
"Wait, you can't kill me, our head will kill you."
…… (To be continued......)