022.The Black History of the Village Elder (1)
Seeing that the village chief's eyebrows were twisted together, and the battery could be used to conduct electricity when it was inserted, Bai Xiaoqiu couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?" Do you know the man in charge? ”
"Yes, he knows me too well." The village chief pointed to the man's left hand and said, "Do you see his left hand?" ”
When Bai Xiaoqiu heard this, he found that the person's left hand was swinging very unnaturally, a little weirdly twisted, and the bright red cloak on his body, like his aunt's scarf, was always in front of his left hand, intentionally or unintentionally.
"This thing cut itself off?" Bai Xiaoqiu asked innocently.
"You're a**!! How could anyone break their arm?! If you want to break it, it's also a small [beep-[beep-break first!!] The village chief was stunned by Bai Xiaoqiu's inexplicable answer, and even his thoughts were confused, and it took a long time to ease up and say, "I broke it."
"! You helped him cut off?!! Bai Xiaoqiu looked at the village chief with a look of admiration mixed with fear, "I didn't expect your old man to be able to put aside worldly prejudices and make such a courageous choice, I admire you!" But can I trouble you to stay away from me a little bit? ”
"mlgbd, can you still have a good chat?!" The village chief pulled out a large axe.
"Can" Bai Xiaoqiu is honest.
"Ahem," the village chief gasped and calmed down for a while before continuing: "Looking at this guy's current outfit, you can also imagine how forced he must have been when he was young, right?" ”
Bai Xiaoqiu nodded--even the BGM that appeared in this thing is a gambling god, not to mention the big red cloak of the sassy bag.
Seeing this, the village chief continued: "This kid has always been like this, he likes to be in the limelight the most, and he always likes to do some flashy tricks when fighting. I wasn't retired at the time, and every time I saw him, I would say a few words openly and secretly, and I didn't say anything too much. Who would have thought that this kid was thin-skinned and wanted to die, and after many times, he felt that he had lost face, and he had to pull me to fight alone. As you know, our hunters' opponents are generally monsters, and they are used to fighting with all their might. As a result, after rejecting him a few times, this kid didn't know if he was kicked in the head by a donkey or what, he suddenly attacked me when the task was completed, and I picked up the axe and slapped it backhand! The village chief shrugged, "That's what he is." ”
Bai Xiaoqiu nodded secretly in his heart: "Fortunately, you are discounting your left hand, if you are the right hand, it would be strange if he didn't fight with you."
"But since then, he has also changed a lot, from pursuing flashiness to being as gorgeous as possible, and now he can be regarded as a good hunter." The old village chief added with a look of nostalgia on his face.
Bai Xiaoqiu's focus was obviously not this, he squinted at the village chief and said, "Then isn't my conversion useless?" ”
"Not necessarily." The village chief replied: "Although he is cautious and pretending, thin-skinned and brainless, he is still very loyal to the guild, as long as we follow the rules of the guild, he will only make things difficult for you at most." ”
While talking, the cloaked man and a little brother had already entered the village.
He shook his cloak again, and the two little brothers behind him who had been humming BGM finally shut up.
"Li Ergouzi, ** is not dead yet!" He didn't say anything polite when he entered the village, and opened his mouth to say this provocatively.
was called by his name (that's right, the old village chief is called Li Ergouzi), and he was scolded, but the old village chief didn't turn his face, he greeted with a smile: "Xiao Ge, I haven't seen you for a long time, is your sex life still harmonious recently?" Don't dislike others because Xiaoyou is disabled, the wife of the chaff doesn't go to court, this is the truth of life, you must not forget it~"
Bai Xiaoqiu covered his face beside him, feeling that he could already go home and sleep - don't tell me that he is loyal to the guild or something, even if there is a saint on the other side who is scolded by you, it is impossible to evaluate himself calmly, not to mention that this guy on the other side has a grudge against the village chief.
After the village chief finished scolding people, he didn't give the cloaked man a chance to talk back, and pulled him with a smile to introduce everyone: "This is Gordon, Ge Daxia!" This time, I also dragged my sick body to our village to inspect, and everyone applauded and encouraged!! ”
How did Bai Xiaoqiu hear it, how did he feel that this sentence was still scolding
However, Gordon's psychological instinct was really good, as if he didn't understand what the village chief meant, he smiled and waved to everyone, and after a few words of greeting, he followed the village chief into the village.
Gordon's main task this time is to bring some hunting props and materials that are not available locally to Yishan Village, and they will also clean up the nearby monsters, check the safety arrangements in the village, and find some potential children to bring back to the Hunters' Guild for training.
However, considering the relationship between Gordon and the old village chief, this thing is worthy of the public if he doesn't replace all the glitter jade he brought with it for dyed balls, let alone the thankless task of cleaning up demon beasts or something.
So I was busy with all sorts of things, and the time was just in the evening. At this time, the village chief finally had a hint of the host's appearance, beckoned the villagers to slaughter pigs and sheep, and called the five best chefs in the village (three of whom were cat people) to prepare a rather sumptuous dinner for Gordon and others.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, everyone had a hazy drunkenness, and the village chief finally took Bai Xiaoqiu and got down to business: "This kid has a lot of potential, we want to recommend him to become an official hunter." ”
Gordon glanced at Bai Xiaoqiu and said, "I don't know how strong he is, but it's useless to tell me if he wants to be a hunter, he should go to the hunting ceremony in more than a month." ”
Seeing that the village chief glanced at him, Bai Xiaoqiu took out the tail of the Nian Beast, the tail of the tiger, and the tail of the long-tongued dog very sensibly, in short, the tail of a large number of demon beasts, and said with a blushing face and a heartbeat: "These are all I have hunted recently, please take a look." ”
The color of the tail of the Nian Beast flickered, and most of Gordon's wine disappeared in an instant, and he snatched the large pile of fragments of tails in Bai Xiaoqiu's hand, selected the two that belonged to the Nian Beast and the Linghu, and put them in front of him to look at them carefully: "This is the Nian Beast and the Linghu?!!! ”
Only then did the old village chief say with a smile: "There are regulations in the guild, as long as a hunter can prove that he has the strength to hunt powerful demon beasts, he can skip the assessment and directly obtain the hunter qualification." This tiger and the year beast should be enough to reach the word 'powerful', right? ”
Gordon nodded subconsciously.
"In that case, you can send the token to Xiaobai, and I'll give you all Xiaobai's information later, and you can bring it back to the guild to help him register, I'm sorry for you~~" The village chief patted Gordon on the shoulder: "I believe that with your current status, this little thing is not a problem." ”
Gordon relieved himself at this time: "What's the matter, I'll help him register the guild, the rules in the guild are 'hunters must be able to prove that they have the strength to hunt powerful demon beasts' before they can skip the assessment, how can he prove that these demon beasts are his own crusade?" Look at him like this" He looked Bai Xiaoqiu up and down, and sneered: "Hehe, I guess even the weakest long-tongued dog can't beat it, right?" ”
The old village chief threw a mouthful of food into his mouth, and said disapprehantly: "We are all witnesses, we can all prove that those demon beasts were killed by himself." ”
This is very normal to Bai Xiaoqiu's ears, although it is a little faceless and skinless, but there is nothing that can make people angry. But after Gordon heard this, he suddenly slapped the table, his two eyes widened, and he pointed at the old village chief's nose and scolded: "Li Ergouzi, ** has retired!" Don't feel that you are still the same as before, we have to listen to what we say, and we dare not go west if we are told to go east. Now that times are different, your old face is worthless, so don't rely on the old man to meddle in the affairs of our Hunter Guild, okay?! ”
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Er Niu, Xiao Bai and Shi Manqian all drew their weapons and stood up.
Erniu had the most explosive temper, and after standing up, he didn't say a word, picked up the hammer and wanted to smash it in Gordon's face.
But hearing the sound of "ding", the village chief just raised his crutches and stopped Erniu with all his might.
"So what do you say?" The old village chief still had that hippie smile on his face: "We have already presented the physical evidence, and the human evidence is also here, if you don't have any answer, you will directly push Xiaobai, isn't it a bit too much?" ”