PS: 2-in-1

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"Get out of the way, get out of the way! The concubine body wants to let Xixian know the fate of the confrontation with the concubine body. Sunset! Your life will be taken by your concubine! Ahahaha......"

With the sound of arrogant laughter, a bumper car with cartoon patterns sped past in front of me, and the speed was ...... It's not the bumper cars that can reach speed, well, the fact is that Yakuya used a little bit of power to reduce the air resistance around the bumper cars to a minimum and keep them downwind, which made the bumper cars go faster than the starting limit.

"No! It must be Yakuya who is defeated! Yuxian will win the final victory! ”

The facial paralysis expression, the flat and waveless tone, but the momentum emitted by the combination is not lower than that of Yakuya, and of course, Yuxian also attaches his ability to the bumper car he rides.

Whoosh, the wind was howling, and two black shadows were speeding towards each other, and in the next moment, they collided fiercely.

Touch!! There was a loud bang, and the two of them were swept back by the impact of the impact, and the bumper cars were specially treated, and the front body of the car was added with a thick layer of rubber, but even so, the terrible impact still made the front of the bumper cars on both sides slightly deformed.

"Yes, it is worthy of being the half of the concubine's body, with such strength, but that's the end of it! Let's take it, Yuxian!! ”

Brushing ...... Braking, and adjusting the downwind state to a headwind, dragging a long trail on the ground, Yakuya finally unloaded the recoil of the collision, and while admiring, he launched the charge again.

"Agree, Yakuya is also very powerful, but Yuxian is even stronger."

"It's useless to talk too much, come on. This hundredth win or defeat, the concubine body won! ”

"No! The victory in the hundredth duel is mine! ”

While arguing with each other, the two sides manipulated the bumper cars to launch a powerful charge at each other.

Bang bang!

It's like the sound of two real sports cars colliding at high speed, originally there were many other people and children playing in this field, but at the moment there are very few, it should be said that they all ran outside the venue to watch, no way, who let these two guys are really terrible, people are afraid of being hit by mistake.

"Those two guys are really unreliable. It's completely trapped.,It's impossible to find out if the ontological madness appears.。 ”

Almost a kilometer away from the bumper car park, Zheng Yu is still with Love Cai, Xiaoya and Meijiu, looking at the situation of the two Eight Dances, Zheng Yu's best twitch fiercely, and he couldn't help but sigh, the two Eight Dances strongly asked for help before, and Zheng Yu also agreed. And arrange for them to play with Shido Shixiang Shika, and protect them at close range, now it seems, okay. Don't watch it, it's definitely no fun to rely on them.

"There's no way around it, who let the two of them ......"

Xiao Ya also sighed, she knew the world better than Zheng Yu. I also know more about the background information of these elves and understand their personalities, the two eight dances, and they like each other to the extreme. regard each other as more important than their own lives, but unfortunately, the fate they carry and the abilities on their bodies make them have to oppose each other, and one of them will eventually be devoured by the other party.

Therefore, in order to achieve the other party, so that the other party will not feel sad and guilty because they have devoured themselves, they have been facing each other with evil faces.

"In the plot, it is up to Shidao to seal the two at the same time, so that they can get rid of this tragic fate, so now, what are you going to do with Shower? You're definitely not going to leave the two of them alone, so follow the plot? It's hard to say.,But Yuxian must have a little bit of a good impression of you.,Are you going to send a girl? This is not the style of the Demon King. ”

"Look at what you said, if you don't know my character until now and treat me as a demon king, then I can only say two words, friend!"

Hearing Xiaoya's words, Zheng Yu smiled, and then said, he paused slightly, and then straightened up.

"I'm not the kind of stallion who just goes on as a beautiful girl and opens the harem!"

"Tsk,"

Meijiu immediately smacked her tongue, and even Love Cai rolled her eyes, expressing strong doubts and disdain for what Zheng Yu said, especially the second half of the sentence.

Ignoring the gazes of the three beauties, Zheng Yu continued to take care of himself.

"I'm a gentleman who keeps the rules! First,It's not Lori, I don't want it.,Second,I don't accept it if the favorability isn't enough to stick upside down.,Third,Don't accept those under the age of 14! ”

"Those two eight dances,One of them is not Lori.,The other is not so good for me that you can't live without me.,At most, it's just a little grateful to me.。 I can't do such a thing to be grateful and think I like it, and then dominate them like Long Aotian. ”

"Answer Xiaoya's question you just asked, how do I deal with their affairs, if they have a good impression of Shidao in the remaining time, that is, before our mission is completed, after all, the protagonist's aura can't be ignored, then according to the plot, let Shidao seal the two of them."

"If you don't like the sergeant as much as in the plot, then ......"

Zheng Yu stopped, clicked on the backpack, and took out a prop from it, which was a rune paper, with a white and yellow background, and a distorted pattern of mysteries painted on it.

This is the prop reward that Zheng Yu received after completing some small tasks in Bai Yulou, a sealing talisman made by a certain witch herself, which is used to suppress and seal monsters, and has no effect on big monsters of Yakumo Purple's level, but for Qi Luno and the like, it is enough to seal for two or three hours, of course, the premise is that the sealed person resists, if the sealed person takes the initiative to cooperate, a rune paper is enough to seal for a year.

Pushing the spirit sealing talisman in front of Mei Jiu, Zheng Yu smiled lightly.

"Then please Mijiu you, we will have to leave this world for a short time, so please Mijiu you seal and take care of the two of them."

"Hmph, you're interested! I didn't say anything about accepting them into the harem, otherwise I would despise you! ”

Mei Jiu didn't refuse, and accepted the spirit sealing talisman very happily.

Suddenly, Mei Jiu's eyelids jumped slightly, she seemed to think of something, her eyes stared at the spirit sealing talisman shiningly, and then looked at Zheng Yu again.

"That's right. If, I said if, the two Eight Dances have a good impression of Shidao, and then they are sealed by Shidao, will this spirit rune be given to me? ”

"......, what do you want to do? Do you want to use it on me? If you want to be hung up by me and smoked later, you can give it a try. I promise not to wear you a bunny girl outfit or a fruit apron to put you on TV. ”

Snorted coldly without smiling, Zheng Yu said, hearing the words. Mei Jiu's eyes widened instantly, she shivered viciously, and retracted her neck, she didn't dare to provoke Zheng Yu anymore.

Even so, Mijiu snorted softly to refute the confrontation.

"Don't be so narcissistic, I won't use it on you, how can such a good thing be wasted on you stinky man!"

"That's good, if the two Eight Dances really like the Upper Priest's Road. Then it's not a big deal to give this thing to you, I don't care about the affairs of this world, you can use it for whoever you like. ”

After getting Zheng Yu's answer, Meijiu was very satisfied. Smiling, Mijiu carefully put the spirit sealing talisman into her bag.

……

When Zheng Yu and Mijiu were chatting with the three of them, Shidao was also having a good time, eh. To be precise, Shika and Kurumi fought hard, and Shido continued to wander on the edge of the Shura Field, using all his strength to prevent the further deterioration of the Shura Field.

Yusan and Yakuya use bumper cars as tools to fight. The battle situation can be described as fierce, although it is not as strong as the two Eight Dances with their abilities to strengthen the bumper cars, so that the bumper cars have a speed beyond common sense, in terms of speed, the bumper cars that Shika and Kurumi are sitting on are still in the normal category, but the battle spirit they exude is not lower than that of Yuxian and Yakuya, and in a certain way, it is more terrifying and more violent.

Shika is a rampage, just like her character, catching Kurumi is a death charge, driving the horsepower to the maximum, and the motor of the bumper car makes a buzzing sound, accompanied by a faint puff of smoke and dust.

In the face of such a provocation, Kurumi didn't have the slightest nervousness, or she had completely invested in this alternative battlefield that competed with Shixiang, and invested in Cheng Dù, who she had forgotten that the ontological Kurumi had arrived, staring at the oncoming Shika, Kurumi unhurriedly turned the steering wheel around, almost a zero-distance sticker car brushed over, Shixiang's bumper car sped past from the side of Mad San, and hit the protective wall next to it.

If that's all it takes, forget it, Shika won't get angry, but what......

At the moment when the car was just pasted, Kurumi pretended to be a weak little girl who was scared, she screamed, and at the same time, threw out the ice cream she had just bought.

In the eyes of the tourists and spectators of the bumper car park, this is a very normal or very accidental thing, then don't throw up the flying ice cream in the air a few circles, and then like a bomb falling from the sky, so that the ice cream ice cream part is attached to the head of the ten fragrances, and the crispy bucket part is straight to the sky, if you don't look closely, you think that the ten fragrances have grown a horn.

There was a chill in his head, Shika couldn't help but shiver, and the ice cream slipped down, and it wasn't until this moment that Shika completely reacted.

"Mommy, Mommy, look! That sister, poof! It's funny, hahaha. ”

A little girl stretched out her pink finger and pointed at Toka, and said to her mother beside her with a smile, holding back her smile, and the mother nodded more than once.

Sensing that the eyes of those tourists outside the bumper car park were looking at her, pointing at herself, Shixiang's pretty face was red, faintly, she felt like something was about to explode in her heart.

"When! Rugged! Mad! Three!!! ”

Gritting his teeth, as if he was going to bite Kurumi to death, Shika squeezed Kurumi's name out of his teeth word by word.

With a surging rage, Toka slammed the accelerator of the bumper car to the end.

"Wow wow, what are you doing with Toka!? Don't mess around!! ”

A few girls are playing, Shidao has no reason to watch from the side, he has been in the field, but it is not as fierce as Shixiang Crazy Three, and it is not as tragic as Yuxian Yakuya, Shidao is very happy to play with a little Zhengtai he just met, and when he heard Shixiang's obviously angry roar, Shidao reacted and hurriedly shouted.

Then Toka was already overwhelmed by rage and automatically filtered everyone except Kurumi.

Helpless, Shidao can only be stopped by action. He pressed the full throttle and rushed towards the centerline of the two of them in an attempt to stop Toka.

"Shixiang, stop!"

Touch! Bang dang!

Shixiang was knocked backwards, and Shidao was even more so, even the people and cars were knocked into spinning like a spinning top, after all, Shixiang's acceleration distance just now was much longer than Shidao.

"Thank you, thank you so much, Shidao is so powerful and brave, Shidao saved me. I'm so impressed. ”

It's a sincere thanks, but it's also a deliberate provocation, Shidao hasn't come back to his senses yet, and he's still in circles, hearing the delicate words spoken by Kurumi in the tone of a weak girl, Shixiang's breath staggered, it's going to explode, it's really going to explode.

Without Shidao's stopping, Shika slammed into Kurumi again like a stubborn cow. She stared at Kurumi's face, as if she wanted to hit her hard with a bumper car.

Shixiang was overwhelmed by shame, anger, and jealousy, but Kurumi was still calm, which was probably the so-called crushing of IQ. Naturally stupid to black belly or something, how can it be possible to win.

While pretending to scream like a weak girl, she was "scrambling" to hit the steering wheel and step on the accelerator, but she couldn't survive the impact of Shika every time. Almost all of them were injured, but in spite of this, it seemed to the people next to him that it was a different situation. Kurumi is completely bullied by Shika.

Well, it was another sudden brake, and Kurumi let go of Shika's impact, almost touching the side, and Shika rushed past Kurumi.

Touch! There was a louder crash than before, and Shika was almost knocked out of the bumper car, but before she could stabilize herself, she heard a complaint full of dissatisfaction.

"Wow!! Ten incense! What do you want to do? Do you want to help Yuxian? ”

It turned out that the rampage of Shika happened to crash into Yakuya's bumper car, and knocked Yakuya, who had already occupied the dominant formation and aimed the front of the car at the body of the Yusine bumper car, ready to launch a charge and impact, although it was meaningless, but it obviously helped Yuzuya.

"Thanks! Shixiang is a good person, and he will repay you after the sunset. ”

Yakuya was knocked away, messed up, how could Yuxian let go of this opportunity, while thanking Shika who was still in an unknown state, he stepped on the accelerator to death, and then added the power of the upper hand, and hit Yakuya fiercely.

If Yakuya doesn't have the same ability as Yuxian, if it weren't for the spirit of the hurricane, then this collision, Yakuya would inevitably be knocked out of the bumper car, but there is no if, with the ability to cheat and control the airflow, Yakuya forcibly stabilized the bumper car.

"It's a sunset! actually forced the concubine body to such a point, and! Shixiangru dared to sneak attack the concubine. The concubine will not let you go. ”

Yakuya hated Shika even more at the moment than Yuxian, and the bumper car with the power of the wind slammed into it. At this moment, Shixiang, just like Shidao just now, the whole person and the car were knocked around.

"Yakuya, I'll help you!"

It's not so much about helping, it's more appropriate to grab people's heads, crazy three rushed out from the side, and controlled the bumper car to hit Shixiang who was playing in a circle, this is good, without the ability of the two eight dances to control the wind, Shixiang couldn't stop his body, was knocked out of the bumper car, washed the ground with his face, and fell hard to eat.

Although it fell, the elf's system was really strong, and in less than a breath, Shixiang returned to the car, and now it's okay, crazy three yes arrows, Shixiang Xixian, the two groups of two sides entered a two-on-two chaos.

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"It's really fun."

Staring at the situation over there, Zheng Yu couldn't help but sigh. Then he stood up.

"There are no signs yet, it seems that it is likely that it will not come today, I will go back first, the work of the intern teacher cannot be pulled down, Sister Cai, Xiaoya, you continue to keep an eye on it."

"Well, leave it to us."

Lovelina replied, Jung Woo nodded in response, and then left.

In the darkness, a pair of crimson eyes stared at Zheng Yu who was leaving the distance, paused, and the figure came out of the darkness and quietly followed. (To be continued......)