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When the death row inmates heard Rick scolding them as pigs, their hearts sank, and their hearts seemed hopeless to get Rick's pardon, and they all hung their heads. Then, Rick said that they were uncles, and it seemed that there was hope for amnesty, and they were all full of energy, and looked at Rick with the most respectful eyes like watching the old father.
The Iron Lady secretly thought in her heart: "Obediently long, fried green onions with leeks, one foot and one pit, so powerful, when this aunt taught him kung fu, he had to enjoy it, so powerful, it must be much stronger than these useless stinky men who are malnourished and can't even warp that thing, I have to think of a good plan." "I'm starting to figure out the details.
Wei Mang, Li Qi, Night Wolf, Bubaro, Laudes and Long Shan, as well as the four girls of Chrissy, didn't even smile at all, Rick's bad luck today was too much, too big, and they laughed so much that their nerves were numb and they couldn't laugh.
Rick's cousin, as early as the butcher's expectation, was not surprised at all, grabbed the reins of the horse, and said embarrassedly: "My lord, I'm sorry, this is the meaning of His Majesty." His Majesty asked me to select a group of special Diao from the death row prisoners, and people with a skill to bring to the adults, saying that the adults must be able to use it, and His Majesty also said, when the minister is selected, she will personally accept it, and the minister does not dare not do his best, but he did not expect that His Majesty received three defeats, and he was in a bad mood and did not come to accept. If you knew this, you would have chosen the next level. ”
Rick was not interested in the other words, and when he heard the words "a skill", hope rose in his heart, and he jumped up from the ground and asked, "Will they make gold coins?" I mean, don't give them gold, but make gold coins. ”
He meant to say. Nothing. Flatten the sky to make gold coins. He thinks death row inmates are gods?
"If you don't give the horses grass, you want the horses to be good, how can there be such a thing?" Tu Lun thought depressedly in his heart, and said respectfully: "My lord, this, this, this young general doesn't know." ”
"You don't know, it's okay. I'll ask myself. Such a secret technique, how could they possibly let you know. Rick said hopefully that he had made a big deal about the military expenses and was talking nonsense.
"Do you still need to ask? Definitely not. Wei Mang and the others thought to the four daughters of Chrissy, but they didn't dare to break Rick's illusion, so they only looked at Rick's back and shook their heads secretly.
Rick pointed to Scarface, who was in first place, and asked, "Will you sell the gold coins early?" You say, "If you can make it, we will divide it." You three and I seven. ”
Scarface was the first to be favored by Rick, and he felt that he was extremely honored. His eyes lit up with excitement, and he said loudly, "My lord, I won't." My lord, will you? You taught me, and you made it, and you have eight and I have two. ”
Rick seemed to fall from the sky to the ground, and cursed hatefully, "Useless thing, you trash, what will you do?" ”
"Back to my lord, I will kill people. I kill the king of murder, but I can kill it slipping, the knife is gone without a trace, the skin is not hurt, and the skin does not hurt the flesh, even the skin of that place can be peeled off. If you have a sword in your hand, you can kill without blood. Scarface boasted triumphantly, and his voice was loud, as if he was playing a drum.
Peeling the skin doesn't hurt the skin, it doesn't hurt the flesh, it does require some skill, it seems that he has killed a lot of people. However, "the treasure knife is in hand, and you can kill without blood", it is purely a nonsense, a simple way to judge the treasure knife is to see if it is stained with blood, if it is stained with blood, it proves that it is not a treasure knife, if it is a treasure knife, it will not be stained with blood, this is equivalent to not saying it, he is putting gold on his face.
Wei Mang and the others and the four women, all of whom are good at knives, have an understanding of knives, and listen to the "stand-up comedy" with a scarred face, and they are all secretly happy in their hearts, and they are not good at laughing.
Rick was so depressed that he roared, "Waste, get out of the way." ”
Scarface thought that there was no hope of life now, and his heart was broken, and he retreated dejectedly.
Rick looked at the thin man, and the thin man understood, and immediately said, "Adult, the little one will raise horses." I didn't tell the adults that the horses raised by the villains were fat and strong, much stronger than people, and they ran like they were flying. A little boy raised a horse with a red eye, secretly came to steal it, made it for the little one, and threw the little one into the prison......"
Before the thin man could say more, Rick said angrily: "Go, go, roll, what's the mess, isn't a horse stronger than a man?" An emaciated camel is bigger than a horse! Why don't you say that horses are stronger than camels? ”
Rick said, pushing the thin man, who was unsteady on his feet and fell straight backwards, knocking over several death row inmates, causing a lot of scolding.
Rick looked at the big man and asked, "What about you?" ”
The big man immediately said, "My lord, I am a butcher, and I kill pigs and kill people." How well my pig has been slain, and I have scalded it to the whiteness of the snow, whiter than the snow of the sky. If you don't have other skills, you kill him as a pig, hold his head with your left hand, press his hand with your right hand, press his waist with your right knee, and hold a three-pointed two-edged knife in your mouth...... "In order to please Rick, I am busy teaching Rick the skills of killing people and slaughtering pigs."
Rick didn't know how to respect the teacher, so he kicked the big man away and scolded: "You useless thing, if you don't have gold coins and can't raise military expenses, I will slaughter you like a pig and make soup for the little soldiers." You're big, you have a lot of meat, and you can boil several pots, so I'll kill you with the skills you say. ”
The big man fell to the ground and cried out in pain, crying out in his heart: "What kind of sin did I create?" Just taught him the trick, and he's going to use it on me, what a white-eyed wolf. ”
Before Rick could speak, a chubby man began to show off, "My lord, their skills are not to the appetite of adults, and the skills of villains must be in line with adults." The adults, the small ones are the coachmen, the rickshaw drivers, pull up the cart and fly, fly, fly, fly faster than the horse, even the adult's horse can't catch up. There is nothing else, because the small one has a good pair of legs, a pair of horse legs, adults don't look at the villain is short and not tall, like a dwarf winter melon, these legs are very fast. Speaking of which, he raised his bulging legs and said, "My lord, you see, isn't it very special?" Adults should pull the cart as fast as I do, as long as the adults have a pair of legs like this......"
Rick interrupted him, scolding, "Enough, you stupid pig. I'm an earl, a nobleman, how can I be a coolie like you, and you think I'm as cheap as you? Aren't you running pretty fast? It's like my horse. ”
The coachman immediately quit and retreated: "My lord, that's the villain's nonsense, and I can't do it accurately." There is no one in the world who can run faster than a horse, and without such a person, there is no such thing at all. ”
His words drew a burst of ridicule, but fortunately he was thick-skinned enough not to hear it.
Before Rick could speak, he heard a medium-sized bearded man say in a loud voice, "Who said that no dye can run faster than a horse?" I was faster than a horse. "Swaggering forward, he looks like he is faster than a horse and is not a hero.
"Cut, nonsense. If you can run faster than a horse, why don't you run away and be beaten on death row? The Iron Lady sneered, the corners of her mouth twitched, and said, "Stinky men love to blow." ”
The bearded man's eyes flashed, and he said, "Iron Lady, you dare to mention this?" I won't tell you, you don't believe me, I'll tell you about what happened back then. I didn't tell you, I killed people and sold goods back then, and I did a lot of cases, and I couldn't stay in the Blue Moon Empire anymore, so I ran north, thinking that I would flee to the north, the four northern countries and the Blue Moon Empire are hostile countries, and they won't embarrass me. Where did you think of it, that head catcher is really powerful, he actually knows my whereabouts, and brought more than 30 first-class catchers to chase me. I had no choice but to flee and flee as hard as I could, all the way to the kingdom of Shuka, and then to the country of galloping horses, the country of larks, and the country of Pedoni, and I had been to the Kalinkel empire and Tabuziqi. I didn't tell you, along the way, I relied on a pair of legs to race with horses. ”
Xu Zhenzhen asked curiously, "Can you run?" ”
The bearded man said proudly: "How can a man have a horse run fast, but when a man and a horse run, you must pay attention to skill." Don't run on a road that is good for horses, but choose a road that is not good for horses. For example, a road with a lot of stones, especially a strange-shaped stone road, is the best, and I chose this road to escape. The headcatcher, who was clever enough, but didn't understand it, drove his horse to race with me, and in the end, he and his horses were all lame. Strangely shaped, angular stones, the horse has been running on it for a long time, can it not make the horse's paw tremble? Haha, that's a pleasure! It's a pleasure! ”
Wei Mang suddenly said: "Your Excellency is the Dongdu Flying Thief, Your Excellency Qiu Ranfei?" ”
The bearded man's eyes flashed and said, "General, do you know the villain's bandit?" ”
"The Dongdu Flying Thief only relied on a pair of legs to race against the first place in the Blue Moon to capture Xie Ziyan, and successively competed in the Blue Moon Empire, the Kingdom of Huca, the Kingdom of Galloping Horses, the Kingdom of Skylarks, Pedoni, as well as Karinkel and Tabuzic, which was a sensational event in the world, I heard a friend who participated in the hunt for you back then. Unexpectedly, Your Excellency has become a death row prisoner, and it is really unexpected to meet Your Excellency here. A hint of color flashed in Wei Mang's eyes.
The Iron Lady did not forget her mission, and interrupted Qiu Ranfei and said: "Cut, Qiu Ranfei, you don't want to talk about your model, this girl doesn't want to hear it!" You rat came to the stage, claiming to praise yourself, saying that Xie Ziyan is amazing, and you are putting gold on your face. This girl is different from you, just say something. After finishing the number, Qiu Ranfei began to boast to himself, "My lord, do you know why my nickname is 'Iron Lady'?" ”
The first time Rick heard her nickname, he didn't know why. The condemned prisoners knew this, so they couldn't help but laugh and looked at Rick with a strange gaze, with a knowing smile on the corner of their mouths, "My lord, can you afford it?" ”
"My lord, that's because of the myth that this girl is invincible. Malnourished people like them, that place is weak, and this girl will not have a problem leveling twenty. I didn't tell you that this girl once had a record of leveling fifteen jailers, do you want to try it? This girl came this time, to teach kung fu to adults, His Majesty said, the adult's emperor moon skills are very powerful, and the people around you can't bear it, so I want this girl to clean you up. The Iron Lady looked at Rick with silky eyes and said, "My lord, is it here, or is it going to your house?" Who Chen Yi and four sisters, you are so good-looking, you are smart, make my sister so jealous! Sister, don't worry, my sister just wants to be a countess, and she won't eat alone, and she will give you a share. (To be continued......)
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