27 I'm not comfortable if I don't lose!
"Impotence! Let me tell you, how hard my life was when I was on Earth! Shi Qi Kuaosan, who was sitting next to Yang Weiwei, raised his head and poured a sip of wine, and then after burping in satisfaction, he put the wine bottle in his hand on the long table in front of him, grabbed Yang Weiwei's collar with both hands and shook it and complained loudly.
"! This wine is too bad! Looking at the crazy three who was grabbing his collar and shaking and was going crazy, Yang Weiwei glanced around at everyone who looked stunned, wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh, and looked at Sixteen Nights Sakuya and complained softly.
"Every month! At the end of every month! At the end of every month, the editor will come to urge the manuscript, and it is normal to delay the manuscript! That old woman with endocrine disorder can't understand the aggrieved feeling I feel when I sit in front of the computer every day but can't write anything. ”
"Trouble you still speak Chinese, I don't understand it at all!" The language that Crazy San now speaks is actually Japanese, and he has not studied this Chinese language much, and Yang Weiwei, who relies on the help of the subtitle team, said that he can only understand a few syllables, and he has a toothache expression
"You are still so arrogant when you procrastinate!?" In the audience, Chiba Lin could understand Japanese, and it could be seen that Luo Linlan and Angel both had blank expressions, and Sixteen Night Saki glanced at Kurumi who was in a drunken state speechlessly, and also complained in Japanese.
"How dare you say it!" With Yang Weiwei breathing a sigh of relief, Kurumi finally let go of his hands holding his collar, swayed his body and came to sit down next to Sakiya, grabbed her collar with his right hand and said in a fierce tone: "You guy is obviously my illustrator!" But why didn't you draw an illustration as I asked you to draw every time I asked you to draw it!? ”
"Oupai~ Oupai! Draw a little bigger here! Yang Weiwei couldn't understand Japanese, but he knew what the word 'Oupai' meant, and saw Kurumi let go of his right hand holding Sakuya's collar, and made a gesture of holding up her hands in front of his chest, holding up her pair of plump breasts even more attractively.
"Please!" Speechlessly glared at the crazy state of the mad man, Sakuya complained: "The light novel you wrote is obviously an urban combat ability department, but you want me to draw illustrations that belong to selling meat, readers will definitely feel awkward and full of disobedience when they see it, and you know that I'm not good at drawing that type of illustration." ”
Sakuya likes to imitate the painting style of the ghost moon painter.,But I'm not good at drawing breasts.,The heroine's face lines she draws very delicate and soft.,Among them, she's best at drawing the eyes.,But every time I draw illustration crazy three, this guy always hopes that she can draw Opai bigger.,This is the field of her hard work.。
"You can go and learn! Haven't you seen the book of "Monster Hunter" drawn by the Ghost Moon God.,That's a big deal for Oupai!? With a drunken flush on his face, Mad San shouted in an unwilling tone with a sad expression of hatred that iron is not made of steel.
"Look! Isn't there the best ready-made material here!? "In Chiba Rin let out a shocked 'Huh!?' The voice pointed to himself with his finger, and Kurumi pointed to the pair of bulging upper circumference on the other party's chest, and shouted, "See!?" It's the amount of milk made under these two lumps, and you can draw it after a few more days of observation! ”
"Even if you say that......" Sakuya spread her hands helplessly and said, "Now in this world, where do you think there is still a chance for me to paint, and let alone painting, you can't go back to your old job to write light novels now, right?" ”
"That's right!" There was an inexplicable sense of loss in his heart, and he whispered softly with a gloomy expression, and then his body fell to the sofa next to him, it seemed that he should be drunk.
"Huh!? What's wrong with this sister? Seeing that Kurumi Shizaki, who had just been 'full of energy', immediately fell down on the sofa, and Angel, who didn't understand what was going on, asked anxiously.
"She's fine, little sister~" looked at Angel with a worried look with gentle eyes, and said in the sixteenth night: "This sister, she's just tired, and she will naturally get better when she wakes up tomorrow morning." ”
With Sakiya's understanding of Kurumi, every time this guy gets drunk and goes crazy, he will soon fall asleep, and then when he wakes up the next day, he will completely forget what he did and said last night, but fortunately, every time Sakiya accompanies her to drink, and in the end, Sakiya sends her home.
At this time, Luo Linlan, who had drunk a glass of fruit wine, took out her student ID card and looked at the time, until there were still more than 30 minutes before the curfew in the dormitory, so she said loudly: "We ...... Isn't it time to go back to the dorm? ”
"I'm not going back, I'll take her to a nearby hotel for a night." Signaling Kurumi with his head, Sakuya whispered to Luo Linlan, and Chiba Lin shrugged and said, "I'll live in the dormitory." ”
"I'm going back to my dorm too." Angel's voice was a little soft, and then she heard Chiba Lin's 'hehe~' smile and put her hand on her shoulder, and then Yang Weiwei said, "I'll stay in a nearby hotel for one night like Sakiya." ”
It's not that Yang Weiwei doesn't want to go back to the dormitory, he's just worried about the safety of the two girls, Sakuya and Crazy Three, and Luo Linlan and they seem to have seen Yang Weiwei's plan, and then Luo Linlan went to settle the bill with the restaurant waiter to pay, but just when everyone left the restaurant and came to the street of the shopping street to prepare to separate, they met an acquaintance...... Actually, it's not an acquaintance, right?,Because Crazy San and the other party have a little grudge.。
It was the prince who was tricked into the room by the mad three to knock out and steal the waist card, fortunately, the other party didn't seem to notice the figure of the crazy three supported by Sakuya, and walked straight past everyone's figure, seeing that the other party didn't notice the crazy three, Yang Weiwei said boringly: "It's a pity...... I wanted to try out the power of the new weapon. ”
As soon as the words fell, Yang Weiwei took out two weapons that were very strange in the eyes of Angel and Luo Linlan from the storage space in the student ID, and saw him dance skillfully with these two weapons on both hands, and at the same time let out a very funny 'Oh many!' 'voice.
"Where did you get these nunchucks!?" After seeing that the two weapons in Yang Weiwei's hands were actually nunchucks, Chiba Lin asked loudly in shock, in her memory, there should be no nunchucks in this world.
"Oh~ You said this......" Stopping and continuing to dance the nunchucks and imitating Bruce Lee's voice, Yang Weiwei explained: "This nunchucks were picked up by me in the sewers of the country of Her Royal Highness Princess Luo Linlan, originally I was just thinking about whether I would meet legendary creatures such as mermaids in the sewers, but I didn't expect to let me pick up this nunchucks." ”
Under the stunned eyes of Chiba Lin and Sixteen Night Sakiya, Yang Weiwei put away the nunchucks and continued: "It's not just nunchucks~ I also picked up the other three weapons in the sewer, such as double knives, short forks and long sticks, but I don't know why there are these four weapons in the sewers. ”
frowned and whispered, but after listening to him, Chiba Rin and Sixteen Night Sakuya thought of four humanoid turtles with ninja bandages in their minds, saying that since there are traversers, then even non-human creatures should have a certain chance of crossing, that is...... The two of them are ready to meet a guy named Schredder in armor in the future.
"Don't be late for class tomorrow morning!" After separating from Chiba Lin, Luo Linlan and Angel, Luo Lin Lan waved her right hand to leave this sentence, and then trotted to follow the two people in front.
"Impotence, come and help!"
"Why do you call me by that name?" With a bitter gourd face, Yang Weiwei looked at Sixteen Nights and asked.
"I think it's a good idea to call it like that." said with a chuckle, Sixteen Night Sakuya didn't care if Yang Weiwei would help, and directly handed over the Kurumi Shizaki who was holding him to him, and then moved his shoulders that were a little sore, and muttered complainingly: "I always feel that this guy seems to be heavier than before after becoming a girl." ”
Finally found a tavern and asked for two rooms, Yang Weiwei helped Kurumi to follow Saki to the room, just when he was about to throw the preparation on the bed and leave, Kurumi opened his eyes in a daze and woke up, but it seems that he has not fully awakened mentally, after looking at Yang Weiwei who was supporting him with a confused gaze, he suddenly patted his shoulder happily and said excitedly: "Ah ~ It turned out to be Mr. Kato Taka!" ”
"Nima's!" Under the sakiya covering his mouth and snickering, the corners of Yang Weiwei's eyes jumped, and he suppressed his voice and said: "Why am I getting involved with Kato Taka again, anyway, I don't have a nickname like 'Goldfinger', and I don't look like him at all!" ”
"Woo~!" Probably really drunk, Shi Qi looked at Yang Weiwei with a grin, hugged his neck with both hands and stood on tiptoe, the pink lips were directly printed on Yang Weiwei's lips, and then ......
All right...... Yang Weiwei said that this was not his first kiss, he didn't care very much, what really made his face change was the next action of the crazy three, only to hear the girl 'woo! After a muffled snort, a pungent smell of alcohol and the food he had just eaten in the restaurant all poured out of his stomach pouch.
In this way, when Yang Weiwei was forcibly kissed, the period Kurumi directly vomited the vomit in his stomach, and this heavy-tasting scene made the sixteen nights of Sakuya, who was watching on the side, cover his mouth and vomit with an unbearable appearance.