Chapter 176: Perverts are Perverts! (Guarantee 2)
Chapter 176: Perverts are Perverts!
In the 26th round of the English Premier League, Leeds United's six-game winning streak was finally put to an end as they were held to a 1-1 draw away at Barnsley.
At present, Barnsley is in the bottom two, the only task of this team this season is relegation, originally the English media are unanimously optimistic about the "Young Guards" to win away from home, but when Simon? As soon as Grayson announced the starting lineup, everyone was dumbfounded, which ...... This is still Leeds United!?
Barnetta, Odi, Robert? Snodgrass, Kevin? Vogt, Paul? Connolly, Nathan? Turret ............
These names, except for a few impressions, everyone else without exception are all Leeds United reserve team and youth team players, even Shaq, who has never missed the game, did not play, and goalkeeper Ronedan was also suspended.
Cause!?
The first leg of the first knockout round of the Champions League!
Here's why!
After this Leeds United away match with Barnsley, just three days later, Leeds United will travel to CSKA Moscow to play the first leg of the Champions League knockout round. Grayson may also field his own main players, but Barnsley is a relegation team...... They are completely desperate to take points, and if they do use lethal tactics, it is likely to affect Leeds United's performance in the Champions League.
In the sense of caution, Simon? Grayson didn't send his main players at all this time, and everyone stayed at the Thorpe Arch training base to train, and the training program added a training program that was not available before...... Acclimatization to temperature.
At the moment, the temperature in England is already minus 10°, but the weather in Moscow is still minus 10°, and Leeds United want to perform well on the road. The ability to adapt to temperature needs to be improved.
There is no indoor field with adjustable temperature at the Thorpe Arch training base, which is advanced equipment that only the big teams have, but Simon? Grayson has also come up with other ways to get the players to train naked in air-conditioned rooms, which is not comparable to the temperatures in Moscow, but it can also improve the resilience of some of the players. The only thing to worry about is whether any of the players will catch a cold in training, but the lads at Leeds United are still very good, and none of them have caught a cold during the week-long training session.
When the "Young Guards" appeared at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, the players put on elastic warm clothes and used long-sleeved jerseys, which basically solved the impact of cold temperatures.
Naturally, Shaq's pervert is not needed, and he is unlikely to have such a problem as a cold. He even wore a short-sleeved jersey during the game.
And Shaq's performance is still ...... Perverted!
Just 13 minutes into the game, Leeds United were given a chance to take a corner. Parker sent the ball into the CSKA Moscow penalty area, and Shaq beat the number 24 Russian international defender Berezutsky with a header into the top left corner of the CSKA Moscow goal.
Goalkeeper No. 35 Igor? Akinfeif was originally defending the near corner, and when he saw the ball flying to the other side, he hurriedly moved over, but a white figure suddenly rushed up. Jonny, who originally focused on the left? Hausen actually ran here and slammed the ball into the goal before he did...... 1:0。 Leeds United, playing away, are ahead!
“GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Captain Leeds turned around after scoring a goal, roared and rushed in front of Shaq, jumping on top of Shaq with a "bang", shouting and raising his right fist high, as if making a vow of victory.
In fact, the game was far from being decided at this time, and even played until 33 minutes. CSKA Moscow also had four shots on goal, two of which narrowly missed Leeds United.
It's just that there is still a lack of players in the Moscow Central Army who can make a decisive decision, but there are several such players in the "Young Guard" team, like Tevez and Jonny? Howson is a player who can kill his opponent completely at a critical moment. And Shaq in this regard...... Especially good at it!
At 33 minutes, Ben? Parker's long pass launched a counterattack, and the Swedish kid Pivkovski rushed to the big box of CSKA Moscow from the right side, and after a shot was blocked, the follow-up Shaq grabbed the ball in the pile of three central defenders of the opposing team, and stood in place and blasted the ball into the goal...... 2:0!
Shaq's pervert is strong, but no one can stop it, and now he is really holding back the fire in his heart, he wants to play Barnsley's game, but Simon? Grayson insisted on what to do to adapt to the temperature in the Thorpe Arch training base, and also found the youth director Chris? Sarri looked at him, he wore short sleeves today to play against the manager!
That header was previously taken by Jonny? Hausen was on the books, and after scoring a goal this time, Shaq was even more excited!
On 38 minutes, Leeds United were given a chance to take a corner from the left. Parker and Bentley teamed up to send a tactical corner, and Bentley, who had more precise footwork, sent the ball to the right post of the CSKA Moscow goal, and after Shaq squeezed through two CSKA Moscow defenders in the air, a powerful lion shook his head, and the ball was smashed into the goal by him with a "bang...... 3:0!
Seeing this goal, Leeds United's seat was jubilant, Simon? Grayson couldn't help but jump up excitedly and raise his fists in cheer, this kid ...... This kid...... It's so powerful!
The 3-0 lead away from home is a very, very huge advantage in a two-legged knockout game at home and away, and Leeds United have one foot in the next round.
Simon? Grayson, Eric? Blake is already very satisfied with the advantage of the team, but Shaq is clearly not satisfied, and the game against Barnsley is not played, which is a little less personal attribute point, for Shaq, who has already listed the pendulum pass as the second "signature move", he is now eager for every game.
In the first minute of first-half stoppage time, Shaq picked up Jonny in the middle circle? Hausen's cross, and then he suddenly accelerated.
"Smack, smack!"
In the middle circle, Shaq passed with a bulltail on his left foot, and flashed in front of Ignashavin, No. 4 CSKA Moscow!
"Bang!"
After the pass, Shaq kicked the ball forward hard, increased his speed a little more, and rushed forward like a gust of wind, and the two central defenders of CSKA Moscow next to him, plus the right-back who was chasing back, could not catch up with Shaq.
On the line of the penalty area, Shaq's speed finally slowed down a bit, and this was just to control the ball, which was just an instantaneous thing.
"Bang!"
Shaq, who was running, suddenly blasted the ball out with his left foot, and the ball flew directly into the dead corner of the lower left corner of the CSKA Moscow goal against the ground...... This ball, too suddenly, too fast!
“GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!”
This time, it was not Shaq who shouted, but the Leeds United players, who scored the goal, Shaq just turned around, stretched out his index finger with both hands and pointed to the sky, and walked slowly towards his own half with a proud face...... Along the way, every Leeds player ran up with a smile, hugging their necks, rubbing their hair, and patting their backs, and their teammates all showed their most amiable side.
Eric? With an incredulous expression, Blake looked at the court and turned his head to Simon? Grayson said, "Simon, Shaq...... Is this a hat-trick? ”
Simon? Grayson smiled bitterly and nodded: "Well, it's a hat trick, it's 4:0 ahead, it seems ...... This kid is very unhappy that I didn't let him play Barnsley away! ”
Eric? Blake nodded and said with emotion: "Simon, I think as long as Shaq wants to play in the future, let him play, this kid...... This kid is different from ordinary people, I've never seen it...... No, I haven't even heard of any player who would be hungry for a game to that extent! He has played 40 games this season, including 7 games for the national team, which is 47 games, but I think he has no problems at all, stable and brave. ”
Simon? Grayson rubbed his temples, he really has a bit of a headache for Shaq now, this kid really likes to play games, he just hides him out of love and caution, and he has such a big opinion, he doesn't wear warm clothes, wears short-sleeved jerseys on the court, and then completes the "hat trick" in the first half, this kid ...... It's really perverted!
After the game entered the second half, the fire in Shak's heart was vented, and Leeds United's attack was not as ferocious as in the first half, but even then Pivkowski took the book at 65 minutes? Parker's pass scored another goal.
CSKA Moscow was just in the 79th minute when they were led by their Brazilian striker Wagner? Love scored a goal.
In the end, the score of the game was locked at 1:5, and Leeds United, who were playing away, with the help of Shaq's "hat trick", laid a solid foundation for themselves in the knockout stage of the Champions League with a big victory.
At the post-match press conference, Simon? Grayson was highly praised for Shaq: "Shaq was key to our victory, he was perfect in this game, and the 5-1 score gave us a good chance of progressing to the quarter-finals of the Champions League. ”
No one will say Simon? Grayson is crazy, his speech is quite cautious, and other people may not say so, in the two-legged elimination game, the first leg won 5:1 away from home, and there is no suspense at all about promotion. (To be continued......)