Chapter 2 Severe harassment by the system
Tang Qi was wandering in a sweet sleep, not noticing the light on his head flickering at all.
"Hey, hey, congratulations! You've hit the jackpot!! Please rejoice as much as you like!! ”
"Huhu~~"
"Ahhh How dare you fall asleep! Then ~~ bind it first. Hahaha"
"This system is locked by default, and the 'Big Boss Development System Behind the Scenes' has been bound to your spirit, and you can't cancel the contract at will, and you can't change the contract at will."
"Hahaha, the system is finally back!! O stupid human! Accept my **!! You'll definitely be 'reaping the benefits for life'! Woohahaha"
"Huhu~~"
"Humph! Where am I going to stay? The light group hovered above Ah Qi for a while, "Tut-tut, it's too bad, alas, there's no way, let's just barely do this!" After saying that, the light ball flew into Ah Qi's body.
Forget what Jì said, Ah Qi is a black cat-shaped plush toy, with short legs and a short tail. (The Outsider: "Is this a cat?") Pat Fei Tang Qi: "The Q version of cats are like this!" ”)
After a while, Ah Qi moved slowly, but because Tang Qi was holding him tightly, he couldn't struggle at all, "Ahhhh O stupid human! Get me up, let go of me!! ”
"Ah Qi, don't make trouble, ten minutes, ah." Tang Qi, who was talking in his sleep, hugged Ah Qi and turned over, and then fell asleep again.
"Ahh!!h Stupid humans! You wait~~"
After struggling countless times and failing, Ah Qi finally stopped, but just by looking at him putting his soft paws on Tang Qi's neck, you could know how angry he was! (Second sister: What is the power of your fluffy and clothed claws?) Ah Qi: You know Mao! This guy insulted me! Second sister:
An hour later, Tang Qi woke up dimly because he was hungry. Suddenly, a familiar paw slapped directly, "Ah! Tang Qi jumped up in fright, although it wasn't particularly painful, but, imagine that your plush toy suddenly slapped your face directly with its paws, it would be a human being to be startled, okay!
"Stupid human, I'm about to be crushed by you!!" Ah Qi spoke up!
"Ahhh Hell! Ah Qi spoke up! Ahhh I must be dreaming! Definitely! ”
"Stupid, stupid, why are you humans so low-level! Fuss! (Second sister: Please~~ A plush toy can't open its mouth at all to make a sound, no wonder my daughter is nervous and scared, understand!) )
"You're a monster! Actually into my dreams! Say something inexplicable! As soon as Tang Qi finished speaking, he slapped over with another paw.
"You hit me again, it hurts! Yes! I'm going to hurt! Not a dream! Ahhh~~ I'm going to faint!! With that, he closed his eyes and went back to bed.
Ah Qi walked to Tang Qi's side with his feet on the ground, and with another paw, "Don't pretend, get up!" ”
Tang Qi, who was closing his eyes but his eyelashes were still trembling, and even his body was trembling, finally opened his eyes in resignation, got up, and pretended that the or species in front of him was a moving electronic toy, "You are a god horse species, cough cough, (Seeing Ah Qi raise his paws again, Tang Qi knew that he had said the wrong thing and immediately changed his words.) Who are you? Tang Qi asked cautiously as he slowly moved towards the door.
"Idiot! What's wrong with me? (Where aren't you scary?) Tang Qi thought silently. I am from the most advanced civilization in the universe of high-tech innovation system-behind-the-scenes big boss cultivation system. I chose you to be my host among countless creatures across the universe, aiming to train you to be a superboss behind the scenes, understand! Accept the good news now! ”
Tang Qi had already moved to the door, and he was already relieved to understand that or that thing would not hurt him. He was a little bolder and said, "Can I refuse?" ”
"Shenma, it's impossible! I've been spiritually bound to you by your default! As long as your spirit remains, even if the body dies, I will forever, oh no, forever and forever tied to you, inseparable! Woohahaha!!ha And you should happily accept this kind of good thing! Got it! ”
Tang Qi wanted to cry without tears, "Then the big boss behind the scenes is a big boss like a god?" ”
"Stupid! I don't understand this, no wonder it's a low-level creature! The boss behind the scenes is a great person with great wisdom! Omnipotent! Anything goes! Murder will never see blood! How to borrow a knife to kill people and transfer the tiger away from the mountain How to have a plan and connotation! However, in front of people, he is a good man, and he is definitely a person who is ignored by everyone, and he can't see his essence! So that no one would have thought that this transparent person who had been forgotten into the shadows would be the one who could decide their life and death! How's it going, great! Desperately want to be like that! Hahat~It's just your qualifications~~ Trouble! However, with this great system that combines advanced technology, even if your intelligence is as simple as that of a single-celled creature, the rotten wood I will turn into magic! Don't feel inferior! As the saying goes, the last place has the largest room for development, get it! Ah Qi raised his plush head to show pride, and walked back and forth as he spoke.
Ao, in fact, it's just a pig and a tiger, playing a person who is a good guy and a bad guy after the two-faced **, Khan~~ Also, knowing that you are from the super civilization of the technology, you don't have to belittle me so much, no matter what, I am also your bound host! Tang Qi looked at the "cat" who couldn't open his mouth, but still said so many words out loud, and whispered silently.
"I understand, but I'm very busy, I'm currently in negative equity, I have loans to repay, I have rent to pay, I have food money to earn, and now I finally found a job with a slightly higher salary and more importantly, a very stable job, so I'm busy working and begging for a living, and I don't have time to play with you! Moreover, your purpose is to train me to be a villain who kills people and arsonists, and does all kinds of evil! You have to be hypocritical and not be discovered, no! ”
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"Murder is a crime, I will never do this, no matter how much I don't like us to study, but under the nine-year compulsory education, the bad thing of burning, killing and looting cannot be done is deeply engraved in my heart! And also! Ah Qi is my best friend, how can you be in her body! Get out of here! ”
"Idiot! So inflexible! It's okay, you'll change later. Hmph~~ I've been in this body for a long time, and I can't get out! Ah Qi was already stomping his feet angrily.
Tang Qi, who had almost already understood the attributes of the system, would not be afraid of this guy who seemed to be funny! Ignore him directly, believing that this guy will leave automatically soon. When she opened the door, she went to the kitchen to make dinner, and her stomach had been protesting for a long time, and she had wasted a lot of time with this or system.
Tang Qi wore an apron and skillfully cut vegetables in the kitchen, serious, looking at the back is also full of femininity, (I can't bear to look at it directly!) What a heartwarming picture! Of course, you need to ignore the one standing on the stool next to him, Ah Qi, who has been gushing about his own benefits and Tang Qi's low IQ, and has no ambition. There are more and more black lines on Tang Qi's face, could it be that all high-level creatures are chattering? Then she needs to stay away from this guy, don't get infected! I want to swing the kitchen knife in my hand at this "cat"! But her heartache for her Ah Qi, ahhhh!!h Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, and meditate, the world is so beautiful, but I am so troubled, not good, not good!
I ate in a hurry, and after cleaning up a qiē, I returned to the bedroom, immediately turned off the light and lay on the bed, by the way, put on headphones, listen to light music, put an end to the noise outside, and sleep!
In the dark, Ah Qi looked at the guy with his head covered, hum, do you think you can get rid of me? Let's have fun! Jumped to the head of the bed and stayed as well-behaved as an ordinary doll, motionless. As for what Ah Qi is doing, only he knows.
However, Tang Qi, who felt cold behind him, unconsciously gathered the quilt and had a bad premonition!